Meet the most cynical pony in Canterlot, who under the latest Princess' orders, moves to Ponyville to meet up with the Mane Six for his own quest to find friends. Many Swear words ensue.
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Stop me if you heard this one: I have been sent to Ponyville on a personal quest. Now I'm stuck in a town with a cowgirl with a manly-sounding name, A crazy cat lady with variety, a damsel who wants to make me look fabulous, an egomaniac (who could be gay... it's the hair), and a mare so hyped up I swear she was on something.
No, I'm not Twilight Sparkle, but it is HER friends. I don't have any. That's why I'm stuck here. My name is Woundsalt.
Uber thanks to Carnival for this magnificent creation of a cover.
And do you really need a warning that there are spoilers in the comments? I expected more from you.
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Last Night of my Life [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Fly Low, Sweet Chariot. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Say hello to My Little Friends! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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A few words with... Mom. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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All Migraines Great and Small [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Barking Up the Wrong Tree. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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A Page Well Turned Over [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Beneath a Radiant Southern, Cross [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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A Cartful of Bad Planning [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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The Madness of the Material Mare [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Fitted for Disaster [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Where Everypony Knows Your Name [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Nothing Can Stop the Booze! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Parental Guidance is (Un)Advised [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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I Got the Slap, You Got the Slap... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Morpheus? Damn-Near Killed Us! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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Better Than Drinking Alone. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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The Epilogue Called That Night's Dream [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
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