In life, sometimes there is no such a thing as too much partying. It’s waking up is when you finally understand.

“A bachelor party?” you asked as you stare at your friends.

Ever since the word got around about your proposal to the mane 6 and Princess Luna, ponies have been congratulating you left and right.

Big Mac compared to the others though, is even more proud. However, even if you’re marrying his sister, he still warns you what will happen if you dare hurt her. You won’t go into details but you can say is this much. The Apple family has a strong was grip. Your arm had a bruise pattern of Big Mac’s hand from where he gripped you.

But that’s all in the past. In one week, you will be getting married with your lovers. Part of you is super ecstatic although the other half is making you extremely nervous of making yourself the biggest fool in the wedding. You want to make it their best time ever, but the last few days, you had been overstressing on the wedding you hadn’t gotten some time off in a while.

Today is when you manage to enjoy yourself. Having lunch with Big Mac, Spike, Fancy Pants (who came to visit Rarity in her latest design), Thunderlane, Caramel, Shadow Flare, Fuse, who is still on vacation before being stationed again probably in Canterlot, Sonic Fang, Shining Armor and Soarin. You smiled as you had the whole group together.

Though today would be a day you probably should have declined.

“I don’t know guys, I’ve never been to a bachelor's party, so I’m not sure how it will go,” you admitted. You had coworkers having bachelor’s back home before their wedding, but unfortunately you always had to work on those days.

Soarin chuckles and places a hand on your shoulder. “Relax I got this covered so don’t worry so much” he says patting your back in reassurance.

The other stallions weren’t much enthusiastic on Soarin covering the party. One stallion stood up tall at what Soarin said.

“Says the stallion that covered ‘MY’ bachelor’s party,” Shining growled, as he still remembers his back before he married Cadence. Took actually a whole year to get that image out of his head.

Looking at both friends confused Soarin was shock as Shining still remembered that ‘incident’.

“Seriously you’re still mad about that…. How was I supposed to know she was a he?” Soarin scoffed as the strippers the order didn’t say mix genders.

“Wait what?” you were a bit skeptical as Big Mac who was there on his special day begins to tell what happened.

Apparently due to Soarin being a Wonderbolt and all he was able to hire some special strippers that he frequently goes to. The same one you been a vip for quite some time. Unfortunately to Soarin he didn’t say only mare strippers as candi had sent in ten of their best strippers they have.

For Missy’s Funhouse the place had workers for all three types, from straight mares to futas to even girly stallions. A worker for every type of client.

Big Mac then explains that during the fun Shining had well…. A special stripper during the whole party till all the way to the next morning. When he woke up and found out what happen. Big Mac had to knock the soon to be groom out again as half the hotel room they were partying was demolished by Shining’s magic. Reasons on why well you can fill in the blank on why Shining went beserk.

You scrunched up as compare Shining if pissed off would be like Twilight, dangerously powerful. Like brother like sister no doubt.

“Hey look on the bright side at least now you gotten a taste on both sides.” Soarin smirks as Shining’s eye twitched.

Ducking under the table Shining begins to chase off Soarin as the poor stallion now was on the run for his life.

“Still guys not sure about this whole bachelor’s party. I mean it’s great and all, but I seriously doubt it would change my sex life.” You chuckled as despite being with the princesses, even Luna has no issues with your bedding with other mares. You do know a bit about them as their supposed purpose was to give the groom his final chance to flirt with other woman before the ring. Other than what you heard, that’s all you got so far. Though like you said before Luna wouldn't mind at all.

After all making her happy every night makes it all worthwhile.

“Still you are getting married and to some princesses no doubt. That’s a high honor even for a mortal being” Fuse smiles.

“Question though if you are marrying the new princesses including Luna after what you told us but… how come you haven’t asked Celestia being now the new king of night and day” Shadow asked still confused on what you told them.

You gave a brief moment of after what happened to Twilight and her friends coronation that you wish to marry luna but for you friends they do ask why not also Celestia too. You decide to show them instead.

“Who says I won’t?” you shuffle through your jacket and pulled out a small box and set it on the table. “Don’t get me wrong, I will ask her as well but after the whole incident with Twilight and her friends including the others i want to at least get married with the mane 6 and Luna before asking Celestia,” you said truthfully.

You love Celestia as well but you want to make sure to have one wedding first before asking Celestia in marriage. After all marrying 7 mares at once…. Man if the people of earth can you see you now.

“But I read a stallion has married 20 mares at the same time and he’s happy living with all of them back in Vanhoovers” Thunderlane scratches his head as he remembered a story of a certain war hero marrying that many mares in a single wedding.

You were about to take a sip of your coffee before hearing a stallion marrying that many mares. You never coughed so much as the number of mares in a single day was more shocking than the heat of the coffee.

‘Damned man that must have been one hell of a wedding night...’ You clutched your heart, as the stallion is either crazy or very heartwarming to marry 20 mares at the same time.

“Thunderlane leave him be. If he wants to surprise Celestia with a wedding of her own let him. Besides at least he is going to pop the question soon right?” Fancy Pants nudges you resulting in a nod and a chuckle from you.

“Of course. Hell, even Luna asked me too.” Reaching out, you grabbed the small box and put it back in your jacket. “Given what she’s been through even her own sister wants her to be happy, and so do I.”

Sonic Fang chuckles. “Very noble of you. Our queen words truly are inspiring”

You rubbed your head before Caramel grabs your arm. “So when can you do magic?” carmel asked as you do tell them Celestia and Luna had given some of their power to you. To them it’s truly an honor to have alicorn magic but you haven’t yet unlocked them yet. Like your werewolf abilities they are still in development and currently in a sleep like form.

“I haven’t use them yet but soon when I get use to them. But first...” You pointed at your back as your new wings sprout out a bit. “I need to get use to these bad boys before I can do magic.”

Thunderlane smirks. “Well I’m always wanted another pegasus friend to challenge in the sky. Maybe when you are ready you and I could race?” thunderlane sticks his arm out as his forearm sticks upward almost like a fighting stance.

Lifting your right arm up you and thunders connect. “Sure, we’ll see who’s the best in flying”

Thunder again laughs. “Careful what you wish for. Remember, I’m a Wonderbolt myself.”

“STILL A RECRUIT!” Soarin screamed, as despite dodging more beams of death he still can hear everything you and you friends were talking.

“STAND STILL YOU FLANK HOLE!” Shooting another beam of magic, Shining growls as Soarin’s maneuvering was already getting on his nerves.

“HA MISS ME!” Soarin screamed and laughed as he spanks his own butt taunting the prince of the Crystal Empire.

‘Oh boy, you are so dead’ Shining’s final string with his friend finally snapped.

Dodging another beam you and the others turned to see Soarin dodging another beam but not before having the same beam of magic bounce off a shield Shining conjure up behind his target and right back at Soarin. You and the others scrunch up as Soarin was now charred chicken from how intense the magic beam was.

Like a log being dropped, Soarin fell straight back down to earth and right onto a well soft yet thorny bush.

You could tell by now that this wasn't going to end well to say the least.

“AHHHHH MY ROSES!” a loud gasp and screamed echoed behind as you and you friends all turned heads to where the scream occurred.

As if today the stallion’s luck couldn’t get any worse, Roseluck the owner and caretaker of the roses of Ponyville wasn’t too happy on the fact Soarin was lying on top of one of her prize plants she had been nurturing and caring for the last 9 months. You can see Roseluck now had a new shade of red on her face, and it’s definitely not from embarrassment.

You scrunched up in pain as watching Soarin a once great Wonderbolt quickly turned into a punching back for a pissed off gardener.

“YOU BIG DUMBED BIRD ASSHOLE! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG I’VE BEEN CARING FOR THOSE ROSES!? MONTHS YOU IMBECILE AND YOU BUCKING RUIN THEM!” Roseluck screamed in anger as she delivered a new punch and kick at the poor stallion. You and you friends all sheild your privates as roseluck grabs both legs and drills Soarin’s own nuts with her hoof. Well all but Shining who despite covering his privates can’t help but smirk a little at his friend miss fortune, you would be angry at him but Soarin was kind of asking for it by reopening an old wound and basically rubbing salt on it. Karma is a bitch I suppose.

“Should we stop her before he kills him?” Spike scrunched up in agony as the sound of a hoof connecting against some nuts did not sound good at all. Including Soarin's girly screams as she drills more and more into the poor wonderbolt.

Your eye twitched as right now when it comes to Roseluck’s flowers of ANY kind you know better not to mess or get in the way of her working. Gardening is her passion and you learned that she is like her sisters Daisy and Lily. Both passion in their line of work yet extremely dramatic in almost everything that relates to plants. You remember that you had compare them to rarity but then again at least rarity is on her looks, dresses and or her popularity and yet when it comes to their passions….. You better just run if you piss them off.

“We’ll let her cool off a bit before jumping in. i like my balls attach for the moment.” you chuckled lamely as you wondered how much longer till Roseluck’s rage dies down….. God you hope it’s soon.

*45 minutes*

“Awww thank you your highness. I’ll be sure to tell my sisters on this offer you are giving us” Roseluck smiles as you and her finally came to a negotiation.

God it felt like hours since the beating occur and once she stopped after a long grueling nut breaking session she just caused you reach over and began to talk with Roseluck while your friends all grabbed the now unconscious stallion and drag him away.

By now you figured the stallion must be dead or at least his stallionhood is as you tried to negotiate on a way to keep her from killing Soarin.

You do promise Roseluck some special red and golden orange roses that Canterlot is famous for growing and also a three month pass to Aloe and lotus spa and relaxation if she spared Soarin.

She ultimately agreed to stop beating Soarin to oblivion and was more than grateful on the special spa offered you gave her and her sisters. Though the roses she would be extremely happy as neither her or her sisters have seen them in real life. You do make a mental note to give them a tour of the garden in front of your home as Celestia personally had picked some special flowers from her personal gardens.

Sighing as Roseluck leaves to tell her sisters you walked back to see how Soarin is doing. You scrunched up as both Shining Armor and Fancy Pants both used healing magic to heal what they could.

Though you probably believe that a dip in Zecora’s healing bath would do better. Especially when some parts not even magic can heal. Hell pride is not one of them.

“Come one let’s get him to the spa. I’ll prepare a healing bath for him,” you pointed out, as magic alone is useless due to the damages roseluck had caused.

“Alright but we still need to discuss on your bachelors party” Braeburn smiled as he reminds you again on what you were all talking before Soarin became a punching bag.

“Fine we can talk then. Let’s go.” you lead first as Big Mac and Fuse both carried Soarin.

*20 minutes later*

“Aaaaahhhh that feels good” Soarin sighed happily as the warmth of the bath plus Zecora’s healing dust was doing wonders on his aching body. Already fully heal of all aches, bruises and broken bones you sighed as you put zecora’s healing dust bottle back into the cupboards.

“Glad you are okay. That beating must have been excruciating,” you shuddered as Roseluck spared no mercy on beating him to a bloody pulp.

Soarin chuckles. “Don’t worry, not first time I infuriated a mare. You should have seen how I pissed off Spitfire and Fleetfoot back when we were cadets. Both almost broke my legs after I ‘accidently’ (not really) ripped their front top part of their flight suits.” Soarin chuckled as part of his training was he wore some weights on his wings to help him build strength however one of the hook ends came off as he was flying. To you it was mostly not hooked on right to what you believe.

The hook ended up slashing both Spitfire’s and Fleetfoot's flight suits off exposing their breasts to all the newer cadets including the head general who had gained a bloody nose from the sight.

“Hey, you should know both are like double g’s and h’s,” Soarin chuckled, as that was both the funniest and the most painful moment he ever experienced.

‘Jesus no wonder why you have a major pain tolerance. You get hurt all the time’ you sighed as Soarin then brings up the bachelor’s party.

“So for this bachelor’s party I have it all covered. I hook us up with a suite at las pegasus ahead of time. We are suppose to be their tomorrow morning” Soarin chuckled as already he had booked him and his friends a suite at one of the prestige hotels in las pegasus.

“WHAT! Soarin!” you screamed as you haven’t even given him your answer and already he booked a hotel suite. You were grabbing a few towels you had placed on the counter and was about to move them to the storage room when Soarin’s plan has already started into play. You fumble them a bit before all 8 towels fell to the floor in a heap. Even you friends were shocked at the sudden arrangement he already planned before asking.

“Dude not cool” Spike too was just as surprise as you since without telling anypony he had the nerve to book a hotel without telling you.

“Well i was going to tell if ‘SOMEPONY’ didn’t get me into more trouble” Soarin glares at Shining who returned the same glare.

Sparks fly as both looked ready to rumble again. You pushed Shining away from Soarin’s gaze as already the spa suffered a lot of damages before. Anymore and you would have to put a wall around the spa just to keep anymore destruction from happening.

“Guys no fighting in the spa.” You looked at both stallions as they scoff and looked away. Sighing as it’s better than them fighting, you turn back to Soarin.

“As I said before Soarin, I’m not fully sure about this bachelor’s party. It’s not like much would change if we are married,” you admitted as Luna could have stop you ‘WAY’ back while you and her were starting to live together. Though from her she didn’t mind as long as you are faithful in your love for her and your marefriends.

“WAIT HOW COME YOU CAN LAY WITH OTHER MARES AND I CAN’T SOMEHOW!?” Shining now more curious and more confuse as he remembers the beating his wife gave him.

“Simple Shining. Luna can see into his dreams and memories, unlike Cadence. Plus laying with mares is part of his job here at the spa. Isn’t that right chap” Fancy playfully punches your arm as you chuckled a bit.

“He’s right. And also I’m not at fault on keeping who i have fun with a secret. That’s all on you dude.”

Shining stutter still confuse but he sighs in defeat. You got him there as Luna would have probably rip your member off if you kept secrets like that from her. You and the rest laugh for a few seconds before you cleared your throat.

“But back on topic. Are you sure you want to give me this party. I did say i never experience a bachelor’s party so I don’t know what to do,” you admitted.

Getting up from the tub he walks over and wraps an arm around you. “Relax i got it cover and by tomorrow it will be the best time of your life” he pumps his chest in confident. “Like I said before, I got this” he then holds a hand out for you. “So what do you say, you in?”

Seeing as already it’s set foot in motion and their is no turning away from a week away from the stressful work and craziness you had been dealing with since after the coronation a nice time in las pegasus does sound nice. Sighing a bit you nodded which causes Soarin to fistbump in the air. Sadly though what happens next causes you and you friends to look away.

Finishing his victory dance for getting your approval he turns back to you. He looks at you in confusion as you and your friends turned your heads away from his gaze. “What’s with you guys?”

No one spoke for a few seconds before you finally ended the silence. “Dude would you want me to get you a towel or something?” you cleared your throat as normally it’s common for a stallion to have a towel mishap but for Soarin…. You don’t have to words to speak right now.

‘At least he’s healthy enough to get mares excited’ you shook your head away as you don’t want those images in your head.

Soarin took a few minutes for his brain to register before finally understanding why you all are looking away. A cool breeze blew under his legs as he looks down.

“Oh come on my size isn’t nowhere that shocking compare to yours or Big Mac, AND I’VE SEEN BIG MAC’S BEFORE!” Grabbing one of the towels you handed to him, Soarin grumbled as he wraps it around.

Once sausages were covered you decided to finish up and head back home while the guys headed to get packed for tomorrow.

The walk back home wasn’t long as you greeted both guards even before you made it to the entrance gate. Saluting them they return with a respectable bow and as you head inside the mansion.

Entering, you let out a small sigh as you somehow need to come up with something on what and where you are going. Though looking in front you weren't the only one feeling the same way.

Luna sprawled on the bed she looked ready to pass out as she lets out a few groans.

“Tough day honey?” you asked as you took a spot next to her on the bed.

“You don’t know the half of it...” Luna sighed after what happened.

After a few seconds of silence you and Luna finally spoke.

“So... what happened?” you asked.

“Tia has horrible timing, that’s what happened,” Luna groaned in annoyance.

It took some time to realize, but ultimately you sort of came up with a theory of what happened.

“So… when do you leave?” you asked.

Luna a bit surprised that you already figured out what happened though creepy but amazing. “H-how yo- “ she stops. “Never mind. Tomorrow to Las Pegasus.”

Luna rubbed her head as a headache still pound after today.

You sighed as you would guess. Tia had made some mare retreat get together so the brides can have some fun before the wedding. You figure as from Luna's face, she hates sudden plans she wasn't aware of.

Laying on the bed she turns to you. “how about thou. Heading out to some party of some kind?” she asked.

You kept it brief as Luna tells of what happened today with her and the others. You explained that Soarin had the indecency of planning a bachelor’s party without you answer or your consent. You do leave out what happen with rose and Soarin as that memory is hard to forget.

Like a carving on a rock you would need a lot to burn that image. Roseluck is nasty when pissed.

Luna does give a brief explanation on what happened as thanks to Tia half the library is in need of repairs when she announced that is coming along. Let's say nightmare wasn't too happy nor was Umbra when she commented on Nightmare’s figure.

It was possibly the funniest and cutest time she ever seen Nightmare blushed when Umbra ripped off her top and compared breast size with Tia.

You looked at Luna with a questionable look in your eyes but for most part you just accept it. Knowing Nightmare, the damages will be a strain on your wallet but that’s a reason you keep some reserve bits in a safe location.

After the fight tia broke it off before anymore damage could occur she tells she wants her and her pup- actually fellow princesses to have a good time.

From what you gathered, Twilight and her friends including, Luna, Tia, Cadence, Nightmare Moon, Umbra, Jade, even the maids will all be heading to Las Pegasus for a weekend retreat.

The foals you learned will be watched by twilights and the mane 6 parents as they actually wish to take care of them while she was gone. How come she didn’t asked you on watching the foals, that’s when you almost lost it.

She ‘ASKED’ Soarin to make reservations on your bachelor’s party.

“LUNA WHY?!” you felt completely stunned that she asked Soarin to make the arrangements without telling you.

Before you go through one of her onslaughts of asking her millions of questions of why she stops and explains.

Listening to her reason like what the guys were saying you have been working nonstop and it's becoming quite stressful with helping at the spa and also helping Luna and Tia rule a country.

What she points out that it's tough to keep a steady life and maintain somewhat of a king structure. From various letters you do receive on a daily bases many royals aren't too keen a king works like a commoner in a spa and some demand you to give up and or die for being a menace to society.

Again those letters burn easily and you have had some ‘reasonable’ talking with those types. Though after announcing your marriage to the mane 6 plus Luna it's been extremely difficult as of late.

You do agree but you do asked about night and the rest of your foals. Like before she wanted you to enjoy yourself with your friends without drama or crazy family so time away should help out your mind at ease.

Though part of her doesn't feel right on asking ‘Soarin’ who would considered the wild pegasus of Las Pegasus to arrange the party for you.

‘Maybe I should have asked Fancy Pants or Shining armor instead.’ Luna ponders on that thought.

“Still Luna, please ask okay? I know you like me to go see the world but there are still a lot of things I’m still new to.” You wrapped Luna around and held her tight in your arms.

“We know, but thou is truly stubborn and would have like most times refuse. Yet however, you definitely need to relax for a change after the last few weeks you’ve almost lost it.”

Though she is right about one thing though you own concern is your foals. Luna again reminds you that she had already gotten that covered. The foals will be with mane 6’s parents while you all are gone for the getaway. Already had experience with foals before the mothers were more delighted on taking care of them while you all were gone.

Luna does make sure to have guards with them at their homes as precaution but you do remember that each or actually both parents of the mane 6 aren’t easy victims. Hell even Shy’s mom can be really scary if you pissed her off. Shy’s story of what she did to an old bully and his dad wasn’t what you expected from a gentle soul like Autumn.

Knowing that the foals will be in capable hands still this party is going to be either a blast or a true disaster.

You just have to wait and see.

Sighing a bit you failed to realize as a sudden pounding echoed in front of you. With a loud startling slam from your door you look up however you were do slow to react.

“CANNONBALL!!” a voice screamed out as she lunges forth.

Luna takes a step back as you gasped out from the sudden slam you felt. Literally landing right on your stomach she giggles as this is the 9th time she’s jumped on top of you. Compare to regular mare you’ve built a resistance to sudden slams…. But for a dragon mare the size of Celestia yeah….. It took the wind, and possibly a lung or both right out of you.

“SO HUMAN LOVER!” she leans in as you were probably dead from the slam. “What’s this about you going on a male’s only retreat.” she sounded a bit annoyed.

“Silo can you be any more brutal?” Luna scrunches up as you were twitching a bit in agony from the sudden slam Silo’s big ass just caused.

‘And they say mine and Tia’s butt can break stallions,’ Luna thought as she rubs your head in comfort.

“Don’t change the subject. It’s not fair he gets to go with his male friends instead of coming with us and bucking us all into lust induced comas!” Silo humphed as the news of you leaving with your friends.

“H-How“ you tried to speak, but you were still winded out from the slam.

“How did I found out you say? You see, Spike isn’t that good at keeping secrets. We’re both dragons so he shares a lot with me,” Silo stated. During the years she’s spent living with you, she’s enjoy Spike’s company. Compared to most dragons, Spike’s, NOT EVEN CLOSE to how the other dragons are. Granted he’s strong, but male dragons are known to be both vicious and rude to even their own female kind.

‘Dammit Spike!’ you clutched your teeth as Silo’s weight still made it difficult to breathe right now but she manages to ease up and get off your stomach. Though a bit mind you.

“Silo I understand you wish for him to come and ram us to oblivion…. Again” Luna blushes. “But please remember that this is a ‘bachelor’s party’ a party for males to enjoy themselves while their friend has very little freedom left before the big day.” Luna instated as she explained a bit on why you are leaving with your friends.

After a brief explanation Silo’s mood still hasn’t change but at least she isn’t ready to kill you though. “Still you should at least have sex more with all of us. It felt like it’s been ages since we’ve all have gotten a proper gangbang together.”

“Silo last time we almost gangbanged, you burned half of Luna’s mane off.” you said plainly, as sex with a dragon and an alicorn with a mystical yet flammable mane wasn’t a good idea. Note to self though, buy flame resistant potions. Not only Luna’s mane needed to get a hair growth spell… you barely had any patches left after that dreadful day.

As you tried to explain why you prefer single sex with Silo, Luna notices another pair of hooves walking towards her room. Looking at who’s in the front, she gulped at who was standing in front.

Nightmare Moon, who sadly hated to being dragged into different situations and special events, had a small tussle with Celestia after the arrangements. Walking back to Luna’s room since most of her outfits are store in your room.

REASONS WHY ARE NOT UNDERSTOOD! You told her she has her own room and dressers for her clothes, but somehow she prefers to stay with you and luna in your room. This is a mare who still hasn’t left the monkey comment business and she still sleeps with you. Of course you don’t mind, but still...

Luna’s heart started to pound as Nightmare Moon and Silo didn’t have a great evening after today and plus the human who haven’t told anyone yet but you accidently spanked her butt this morning when you got up.

Yeah you haven’t received your today’s Nightmare Moon authentic punch. Though you should have after what she has planned.

Lining right on target, Luna could only mouth ‘no’ as Nightmare Moon takes off into the air for a second before landing right on top of her target.

Yup you died that day.

Again your breath was taken as the force knocks you out cold. You don’t know, but somehow you can feel foam forming in your mouth and plus you swore you saw the light.

Luna watched helplessly as you were again crushed by both Silo and Nightmare together. Silo more annoyed than hurt was staring up at Nightmare.

“NIGHTMARE! YOUR BIG ASS IS ON MY BACK! I CAN’T CARRY THE MOON YOU KNOW!” Silo said annoyed as Nightmare growled.

“ARE YOU CALLING ME FAT, LIZARD?! AND HOW AREN’T YOU FEELING STRAIN FROM THE NIGHTMARE’S POWER!” Nightmare growled as Silo wasn’t anywhere near the reaction she was hoping for.

“NIGHTMARE ARE YOU DENSE?! YOU FORGET DRAGON BONES CAN TAKE METEORITES TO THEIR BACKS AND STILL GET UP. ONLY A DRAGON’S STRENGTH CAN BREAK DRAGON BONES! ALICORNS POWERS AND STRUCTURES ARE USELESS!” Luna growled as her magic does its job by removing both of them off. “NOW GET OFF HE’S TURNING BLUE!”

You gasped as she was right any longer and you would have turned the color of RD’s fur or hell any further Twilight’s fur would be next.

Gasping for pure delicious air, you were still knocked out as Luna makes sure your lungs get each breath of fresh air before wrapping her arms around you. From that horrible experience, your lunar lover was glad you will live. Though punishment is in order for both mares.

“Since both of you nearly kill our king of the night and day, as well as my imminent husband, it seems you’ll need some discipline,” Luna smiles as naughty thoughts come to her mind.

Nightmare began to freaking out at her counterpart’s smile only and had one thing to say.

“Nope.” Teleporting away, Nightmare leaves Silo in the hands of the moon goddess. Despite being a dragon, Luna’s magic is still too strong for her to break free from. Of course, this only scares the poor dragoness.

“I’ll deal with Nightmare later but for now, let’s head to our…. ‘dungeon’ “ she giggles as she teleports to her favorite part in the house. Not before teleporting both your maids to watch over and help you pack up for tomorrow’s ride.

Both maids were delighted to help however two of them were…. The other two saw a sexy lusty opportunity with you….. Pray you wake up before they’re done.

*the next morning in the Ponyville train station*

‘Oh god what a night?’ you sighed as your stomach never felt the way in your entire life. Words can’t comprehend on how powerful both mares on are top of you.

‘Note to self ‘NEVER EVER’ judge or even say Nightmare had gained weight.’ You let out a small sigh as your stomach had to ingest some healing potions that the guard’s barracks had stored in case.

To have your stomach feel like Silo crush you organs in one go and needing to drink a healing potion in order to heal your stomach pains instead of Zecora’s healing dust you made the mental note. The ass can kill.

If Silo and Nightmare can kill you then possibly…. You slap yourself as you DO NOT need that thought in your head. Luna will find out and possibly tell Tia and in seconds you would be staying on the moon for the next thousand years.

Not wanting to spend even a second somewhere that doesn’t have any oxygen you looked down at your watch.

Luna and the others had to leave early to meet with Celestia. This was going to be one hell of a wedding.

Still despite what’s going to happen later on, you still couldn’t help but feel happy as still getting married. Even though it’s 7 mares at once, you were glad they all said yes.

But like Soarin said, you needed to release all the stress you’ve built up over these past long months. In psychology you know it’s never good to keep your emotions bottled up and you need to release them from time to time.

Getting away from all that stress is usually a good idea however it depends on where you are going is the question. To many visiting a famous city on vacation would be a good source of relieving stress. Though back home, you’ve never left San Francisco though even after you finished college. Mostly you never had the time to visit cities, town or different countries and you just look up pictures or head to the museum to see all these countries.

From what Soarin and Rarity told you, visiting Las Pegasus would be like visiting Las Vegas. The city of gold they presume but still you have worked with clients there but never in the middle of the city. Mostly outside in small community towns is where you gone to. Once though to find Sapphire but after that you’ve never been around the city much. You only returned to help her with her foal as you promised.

Still, you shouldn’t be to angry on Soarin, as he did pay for the hotel suite, as well as the expenses of the staying. To pay for several stallions plus also the expenses all in one go you were a bit surprise on how much a wonderbolt gets….. Then again both RD and Thunderlane have been buying some expensive items which you never see them buy at all.

Thunderlane’s special 400 bit custom made jacket definitely shocked you, as it was a piece of his new wonderbolt salary, and for RD those custom Rainbow pattern combat boots she got worth 300 bit a shoe made your eye twitched a bit on how much they spent.

‘Guess as a wonderbolt, they make a lot of money off of the shows they perform.’ you sighed with a shrug.

Relaxing a bit you won’t lie as you had a few times spend some bits on some expensive items but mostly it’s to give to Luna or one of your other marefriends. Your outfits you happily pay each time were made by Rarity and with her she loves making outfits. Especially when she asks you to try them on.

Speaking of outfits, you don’t know why but part of you was a bit skeptical on it, but you actually packed a few more outfits than usual. Somehow in your gut, you feel something isn’t going to go well on this trip and you don’t want to be the one without a proper outfit.

‘I wonder where the guys are?’ you looked around as despite being a minute late, you still managed to make it in time as a few ponies gathered around the train station. Among them were a few business ponies as well as some travelers who are going to go sight seeing. Common ponies who sat or stood next to the tracks.

You sat in the middle and began tapping your foot in slight impatience. ‘Where are they?’ you thought.

You popped your neck and felt drowsiness take over for a second. You knew you had to stay awake and sadly the way your friend Spike helps keep you awake would have probably get him killed if he does that again.

Trying to keep awake, you turned your attention to your right side, only to be greeted by a row of sharp Shining white teeth in your face. Freaking out you kicked out as the row of teeth jumps away just in time to dodge your kick as you fall to the ground from your seat.

“HAHAHA GEEZ DUDE!” Spike laughed as this joke never gets old. Since Silo told him on how to scare you easily, Spike never missed the chance.

“One of these days Spike, you’re going to ended up with my foot in your ass” you growled as you slowly got up and dust your clothes off.

He scoffs. “Yeah right. My marefriend Midnight already does that whenever I pull a small prank on her” he laughs as he still remembers on the prank he pulled by giving her a small wedgy. Suffice it to say, what she did to him afterward... wasn’t pretty.

“Yeah but remember between me and her, you need sleep and thanks to Twilight, I have the key to your house Spike.” you playfully pressed a finger on his snout as right now, Spike now was sweating bullets now. “So don’t sleep for a while.”

Spike decided to change the subject. “Anyway are we all that’s here?” he asked, looking around.

You shrug. “Seems like it. Haven’t seen Big Mac or Thunderlane and they live only 14 minutes away from the train station.”

“Well now I’m zero minutes away from arrival.” You tensed up as Thunderlane was right next to your left ear.

Again you freaked out and jumped a little, causing Spike to snicker. However he immediately stopped when you gave him the look twilight had taught you.

“Jeez. It seems somepony’s a little jumpy today,” Thunderlane said before laughing a bit. He couldn’t help it, after all, you weren’t so easily scared unless something happened last night.

You took a deep breath as you weren’t so easily scared before but after last night you don’t know why, but you feared of getting crushed again.

You tell of what happened last night which causes both stallions to scrunch up at the thought of what happened to you.

“Celestia dude, I’m surprised you’re still alive after that,” Thunderlane admitted placing a hand on your shoulder.

‘Tell me about it, Nightmare’s ass can crush boulders,’ you thought.

‘I’LL GET YOU FOR THAT LATER!!!’ a voice echoed in your head, causing you to shiver in fear.

Watching you shake in fear both Spike and Thunderlane both look at you with concern.

Before they could ask what’s wrong you all heard Big Mac calling from behind.

“Sorry ah’m late, ah had to drop my sister off with Derpy since she agreed to take care of her while we are gone.” Big Mac smiles as he hold a large duffle bag with his clothes.

Shaking the fear away, you smiled as you wave him off. “It’s alright Big Mac. What about Braeburn and Caramel. Have you seen either of them?” you asked.

“They said they needed to grab some things before we all head out. Fuse, Fancy, Sonic and the others should be arriving soon.” Spike finishes as he sets his bag to the side.

You all waited for a few more minutes and right on cue you see the rest all arriving. Each carrying a small duffel bag or suitcase you were just glad everyone was here. The train you manage to see across the valley from the train station was coming and you didn’t want anyone to be missing before it arrives.

With tickets in pocket and luggage in hand you all entered the large passenger cabins. Setting them above the luggage above your seat you all sat in a few available seats, you further to the window you stare out towards the horizon as the last of the passengers all seated before the train began to leave.

Watching the train move you sighed as you worried about this bachelor's party. You have heard many incidents happen during these times and had the pleasure of hearing many of these tales from previous people and ponies who were married already.

Some were good on one hand other hand…. Not so much.

One stallion had worst by waking up in his soon to be wife's lingerie gown and well he woke up. In the hotel lobby, DURING an all girls volleyball team was staying.

Yeah they saw some meat swinging between the lingerie that day and their minds were badly scarred that day.

Fearing of this party turning into a great big disaster Soarin who sat beside didn't help with your confidence. Literally touching your cheek against he smiles almost like a Chester cat…. Or a really creepy clown.

“Hey relax. Loosen up” he pats your back trying to provide some comfort.

‘Too close even for me ’ you pushed him away for a bit as he was dangerously close right now. “To close Soarin or i might not be responsible for what will happen to you” you kept him a few inches away from you as this sort of comfort isn’t helping you at the least bit.

Soarin scoffed but respectfully seats a few inches away to give you some breathing room. “Relax my friend…. You’ll thank me once we get to las pegasus.” kicking back and placing his left back hoof on his knee Soarin yawns as he lounges back and catches some sleep.

Knowing this is going to be a long ride you decided to do the same. The others will keep themselves occupied as you lay your head against the window.

“DAMMIT WHAT THE BLEEDING TARTARUS!” Spike screamed as Fancy pants brought with a small chess set and set it out for both him and spike to play. Though just after a few seconds of playing Fancy had won already in just a few seconds.

This is going to be a ‘LONG’ ride.

*several hours later las pegasus*

“ATTENTION PASSENGERS WE REACH OUR DESTINATION: LAS PEGASUS!” the train conductor speak through the microphone announcing to all the passengers in the train as they approach the train station.

‘Finally’ you rubbed your head as you and Fancy pants had quite a game. Though despite the 6 - 9 you may have lost compare to the others you at least held your fair share of chess.

“Good game my friend” Fancy smiles as the others either were slumping over their chairs in defeat or banging their foreheads against the windows and walls the only one who hadn’t play was Soarin. Most of the ride he spent asleep which you were surprise as given the amount of shouting and cursing from your friends how he was able to sleep through it amazes you.

Stretching his arms out Soarin manages to wake up as the train started to slow down after the long trip from Ponyville.

“Mmmmmmffff... what a good nap,” he muttered as he stretched his arms out to wake up his body.

“I’m surprised actually. You fall asleep after that?” you admitted as you moved your knight to D6.

“What you mean?” Soarin asked.

“Well you should have heard spike’s colorful language just a few hours ago.” Fancy pants scans through and manages to take out another one of your pawns with his rook. “I had to put a sound proof spell over our cable car after what he said about pony asses and bananas.

“Shut up” Spike still slumped onto his chair spoke through the cushion from where his head laid on.

Scanning through where your pieces could go you smiled as Fancy Pants actually left his guard down. Using your bishop you moved it all the way taking out his knight and entrapping his king. “Checkmate” you smiled as you won the game.

Fancy pants actually…. Smiled and shook his head. “Ah ah ah.” moving his other knight you watched as he wasn’t the only one that left his guard down. You left yours wide open.

Moving his knight he took out your queen easily and entrapped your king in it’s place.

“It would seem I gotten a checkmate as well,” he smiles as you both had a tie.

‘Huh’ you looked back at the chess game as you were completely shocked at how quickly this turn of events. You thought you kept your king safe but it would seem you would need to pay attention more before making a game changing move.

“I guess we both win?” you said still a bit amazed at how quickly Fancy Pants turned the tables you decided to let him have it since he’s already beaten you 6-9 wins already.

“I guess this is game, set and match for me” rubbing your neck you were glad to find some way to spend your time better the sleeping. Playing chess helped in strategic and allowed you to find many ways to attack your opponents without attacking head on. Better to think before battle then head straight in without thinking.

“Don’t worry my human friend. I’ll be honest, this was one of the hardest games I’ve ever played,” Fancy admitted with a smile, before putting the game back in his suitcase.

Stretching your back out as sitting in the same position without moving would cause cramps on your muscles. Popping your joints a bit you and your friends all gathered our bags as the train made a complete stop.

Once you all had left the train you let Soarin lead you through towards the hotel. You do wonder on what hotel this knuckle head has reserved. Walking through a few well lit buildings even when the sun is still daylight the buildings still managed to light up the whole city.

With various cosmetic billboards, several large,company buildings and various signs to different districts and other famous hotels this place is definitely the city of lights. However despite being a famous city like this there is still some scum roaming around. One you see has been eyeing you.

Wearing all black clothing and having his hoodie up you spot what looked like a switch blade sticking out of his shirt pocket. He gives a small smug as he pulls out his switchblade. You know he isn’t going to like what you have plan for him.

You do stop for a second and tell the guys you needed to tie your shoe. They continued through till they were out of sight for a bit. Once they were you proceeded to teach the young thug a lesson. Throwing a small knife you keep under your boot you threw it right at him. The thug who saw the biggest opportunity stop right in front of you stopped in fear as your knife embedded on the wall he leaned against just an inch from his face. It wobbles a bit before stopping.

The knife you saw fully out as he holds it in one hand while raising the other in surrender. Walking back you pulled out your knife and sheath it back before grabbing his knife.

Unsheathing his you held it in front of his face. “Next time you pull a stunt like this he or she won’t be as merciful as me” you smacked him right on his nose with the switchblade. Covering his nose he runs off in defeat leaving you with his knife.

‘Asshole’ you pocket his knife and rush back to your friends. Back home you’ve dealt with people like that before. Attack those just for some quick bucks, most times it’s tourists being easier targets or sometimes those who dress rich to begin with. Since your name has been heard from all over equestria even though you dress like a regular civilian some know you are what they call ‘loaded’ and right for the picking.

To bad most times you show them you ain’t like all the rich snobs out there. Like Fancy and Soarin you have your skills and you put them to good use.

You race back hoping to catch up to them however you stopped as you spotted a familiar pony walking out of one of the company buildings. You fixed your clothes as you tried to look a bit presentable as the mayor of las pegasus stood in front of you. She is an older mare with a light greyish color fur and a dimmed black colored mane and dim yellow colored eyes.

Her name is Silvina Coins, mayor of Treasury Division of Las Pegasus.

For every city most will have on mayor to run a city, however bigger cities like las Pegasus or trottingham they would have more than one mayor. For las pegasus you learned three run the whole city each taking in their fair share in the politics. One mare runs political division, another runs the treasury and the third runs security protocol.

From the three politics you learned the third one is happily single and still beautiful as ever given though she’s in her late 50’s yet she would make Rarity run for her money. From how curvy she looked including how beautiful she looked wearing her professional suit and glasses even Luna had teased you on and off of you bringing her home and banging her to oblivion.

Despite being good at intercourse even you have your limits and when it comes to business you rather keep it at that. A few times you’ve both exchanged stories and a few gossips but nothing more.

The other two you are the same as both love their husbands with all their hearts but in their voices you can tell something is wrong. When you do ask Silvina about it she only knows is their husbands had been spending more times at strip clubs then with their wives. How you do yearn to smack some sense into each male you come across doing that instead of being their the love of their lives.

Writing some more notes in her clipboard you sat up straight as she sighs at the meeting. You can guess her day has been less pleasant from how irritable she looked. Almost ready to blow a gasket no doubt.

Rubbing her eyes from the headache she endure from today’s meeting she looks up to see you. “Finally, a friendly familiar face today,” she said with a smile.

You chuckled, “Long day Mayor Coins?” you asked.

She raises her hand out. “Please you have earned the right to call me Silvina, darling. After all we are just regular ponies and all.”

You again let out a small chuckle as you pointed out your newly acquired wings. Though it doesn’t stop you from being normal as possible.

“Oh I almost forgot… still I do hope it doesn’t change how we meet.” Silvina asks hoping this new found power they bestowed doesn’t turn you into like one of the rich snobs from Canterlot. Lord knows they have enough already roaming around and looking down on each individual.

You wave your hand out and reassure that’s the ‘LEAST’ of your worries. Asking on her day you both started off a small conversation before she asks on the reason for visiting Las Pegasus. The only times you ever come was for business on either a client or to meet with the mayors on a political difference. Today it was neither.

You do tell that a friend of yours had wish to give you a bachelor’s party and that you were heading over to the hotel. Silvina ponders a bit as the hotel you explained was already booked by your friend Soarin in which she knows the hotel you speak of.

Silvina does tell the popular hotel wonderbolts frequently book would be sky rockets spa and hotel emporium. A beautiful hotel with possibly the cities largest spa resort in the city.

Most times the wonderbolts frequently book there before shows or emergency retreats. So it wouldn't be surprising if he booked a room there. Silvina does tell with a salary like a co captain her guess he booked the suite room.

Biggest room in the hotel which can house a small concert if they wish too.

Seeing from a guy like Soarin you would have guess well on that idea.

Not wanting to cut it short but your friends are probably waiting and you don't wish to keep them waiting.

“Hey I hate to cut this short but” you rubbed your head as the gang is probably half way there. She raises her hand and holds out her clipboard.

“I know and me too” she sighs as her day is still going.

Not wanting to sound mean you do offer her to join your friends for some drinks. Silvina does ask as a friend….. Or a entertainer. she gives you a stern look at what she has been offered by you. Despite a good business relationship she always had to stay vigilant even towards her male coworkers or friends. She has heard several stories of how some big business mares careers were jeopardised by somepony they trusted and she would be damned if that happen to her.

You shook your head in respect. “NO NO NOTHING LIKE THAT!” you wave your hands in protest as that’s ‘FAR’ from what you were thinking. You explained that as friends you like to invite her as any friend to the party. Though despite being an ‘ALL’ male party you aren’t going be sexist and not allowed a female friend. Especially since you both rarely speak to one another. A few occasions yes but nothing like having a few drinks and having a casual talk.

Silvina does ponder a bit as she’s been having it rough the last few days and a few drinks and some private time talking with a friend wouldn’t hurt. “Alright then on ‘ONLY’ occasion that you allow me to bring the other mayors wives as well.

Though you know both Fountain Parcel and Solar Badge, you haven’t spend much time with either as well. Both run different parts of mayor hall with their husbands but compare to them they were actually the brain’s of the city. The husbands were what you learned from Silvina others would call ‘the we get shit done’ types. When it comes to running a city and making progress neither stallions you learned would let ‘EVEN’ a assassination attempt stop them.

How you know. Silvina told them an assassin tried to kill Solar Badges’ husband, Soaring Wing who had been hit by a crossbolt in the shoulder. Luckily, he survived, ripped the bolt out of his shoulder and continued his speech.

It was Equestria’s most terrifying yet amazing sight to see as after his speech and taken to the hospital he actually survive and made a miraculous recovery.

The assassin you learned was a hired mercenary from a mob family. Who he was hired is still unknown as the killer hung himself before he could tell who hired him.

Though even if they hired another to kill those stallions they would need an army to take them down. Both you had recently learned were retired veterans of the old griffon wars both had earn the rank captains but later honorably discharge to stay home and be with their wives.

However you can guess that even though they were war heroes they still forget their wives need some attention too.

You agree to let them come by to the party. Making sure she knows to ask the desk clerk on what room you will be staying you both gave a firm handshake before departing ways. To bad it will be a night you both will probably forget. Well on your hand actually.

Rushing forward and dodging a few civilians you managed to stop as you friends all waited patiently for you in front of a large hotel. Well almost all.

Soarin who wasn’t around you figure must be either bored and went to look for you or went ahead and gotten the rooms.

“There you are.” Thunderlane smiled as you finally caught up.

“Sorry for the long wait guys. Meet a familiar face along the way” you rubbed your head in embarrassment.

“Who’d you meet?” Spike asked wondering who else is in Las Pegasus.

You start that you meet with one of the mayors of Las Pegasus and actually had invited her and the others to the party for some drinks later on. The moment you said ‘mayors’ and ‘invited over’ you friends all let out a small gasp.

You look up to see all you friends faces all turned from regular stern looks to pure shock spread across their faces.

“What?”

Confuse on the sudden change of attitude you felt a sharp pain course through your head as your jerk forward from the sudden hit from the back of your head. Though it was nothing you couldn’t tolerate.

“YOU IDIOT! ARE YOU REALLY A SEX FREAK!” a familiar light blue Wonderbolt screamed as he appeared from behind you.

Since you were busy talking with your friends you didn’t notice him leaving outside. Nor you knew he was standing behind you as you finish telling your friends what happen.

“OW THE HELL!” you rubbed your head as the stallion spared not an inch of holding back his punch. “What was that for?” you asked annoyed as you already just got into las pegasus and you both haven’t liquored up yet to start fights.

“BECAUSE YOU INVITED SOME MARES MAN! NON-PARTY MARES!” Soarin screamed almost causing a scene in front of the hotel.

“Let’s not forget they are the mayors of Las Pegasus. What do they know about having a good time?” Spike ask resulting in a small smack from big mac. “Oh…. that was sexist wasn’t it?” he looked up to see big mac nodded.

“Come on guys it’s not that bad. Besides they been having a tough time too since running a city like Las Pegasus is never easy.” you finished as you also reminded them on your position. Hell even Shining would have to agree. Running a town, city or an empire isn’t easy.

Soarin sighed, as you already had your invitation given and for him he couldn’t say no. “Alright well….. Despite everything that’s happened, I’ve gotten us the suite room.”

“One or both Soarin?” Thunderlane asked.

“Wait what?” you now were confused as to how many suites this hotel has.

“Oh right i forgot you haven’t been here before. This hotel has at least 4 suites two king ones on the top and two queen ones on the bottom. The rest are regular hotel rooms for wealthy folks but i’ve seen regular citizens rent them before” handing out the suite cards you were surprise as compare to a regular suite room key this one had a golden plate in the back.

“Wow Soarin…. I’m…. i’m surprise on how much you’ve went through for this bachelor’s party…. Really thank you” you smiled appreciated on everything he’s done for this party and for you.

Patting your back he hugs you close. “Oh trust me, we haven’t even started yet my friend. Party has yet to start” grabbing his bag he hoists it over his shoulder. “Lets all get inside and relax for a bit. Trust me you guys are going to love it.”

Making sure you all gotten your luggage, you all headed inside to the top floor.

The elevator was big enough for a group like yours but thankfully two unoccupied elevators had enough space for all of you. To get to the top you had to insert your key card and input the number given to you by the desk clerk in front.

‘Wonder why this is modernized yet they haven’t created television or phones’ you were a bit skeptical as despite them having electrical appliances, game systems, and dance floors with dj’s playing yet nothing like telephones or satellites.

Though that’s another topic for another time.

Riding the lift all the way up to the top you stopped as you stared a a small hallway no bigger then a small room with a large golden door standing a few feet from the elevator. Letting Soarin lead, you all watch as he slips in his keycard and opens the doors. What was inside made you flabbergasted at the sight.

Like looking at a high class cabin in the woods the insides felt like a warm cabin as the walls were painted to look like logs or brick walls. In the middle a large fireplace sat in front as several couches all gathered around a large table in the middle. On one side you can see several doors leading upstairs and some underneath as the other side had a few but a small mini bar sat against the edge of the wall.

Walking inside you were surprise at the level of detail this place looked no wonder the wonderbolts frequently rent this one. It’s gives out a cozy home away from home.

You all set your bags down as Spike wanted to see the city from one of the large windows in front. Heading over he presses his hands against the glass amazed at how beautiful the city looked from how high they were. To bad it probably could have been their last.

Unaware this room was rented out mostly by pegasus, Spike didn’t notice till he was leaning further into the glass somehow. He finally notices as his body leans so far he was halfway out of the hotel.

‘Oh shit’ Trying to pull himself back, he flailed as he looks down at the ground floor. Being the closest to the window, you dropped your bag and quickly grabbed Spike’s tail. He leans further out, flailing as you tried to stop yourself from falling with. Managing to stop sliding out you quickly pull him back in as spike lands back with a thump.

Scooting all the way back to the wall he clutches his heart as not two minutes of entering the hotel he saw his life flash before his eyes.

“Oh shit!” Soarin races forward and grabbing the glass you can see him lock it in place. Giving it a few taps, he then goes to the other windows. Finding those that needed to be lock he makes sure all of them were nicely locked in place.

“Sorry guys I forgot to mention these windows can open for pegasus to fly out when we wish. This room specifically is rented for pegasus when we wish to stretch our wings out.” he rubs his head a bit almost in embarrassment. “I guess the last previous tourists forgot to lock the windows before leaving”

Making sure Spike isn’t going to have a heart attack at such a young age you help him go through a few breathing techniques to help him calm his heart rate down.

As you were busy helping out spike Fancy Pants coughed a bit getting everyone’s attention. “If I may interject. This suite is absolutely lovely Soarin. No wonder the Wonderbolts have such exquisite taste.”

Big Mac still new to all the fancy shmancy stuff, still he was amazed at the sight of the suite. “Well ain’t like the farm, but ah like it,” he admits.

“All we need is a few apple trees and a some hay bales and it would like home sweet apple” Brae tips his hat as he can picture it already.

Soarin quickly shakes his head. “OH CELESTIA, NO! I had to give each excuse up and down just to let you guys in after what happen last time an apple family rented this room”

“Another story I should know Soarin?” you asked wondering what other mishaps has he learned before you came to Equestria.

“I’ll tell you later. But for now...” grabbing his bag he beckons you all to follow him.

*few hours later sunset*

Time passed as you all gotten comfortable in the suite. You all had decided to start the party once Celestia’s sun finally sets and the night rises.

To pass the time you all went sight seeing as the various shops and landmarks you all stopped to take some photos.

Though the city is amazing you do prefer the comforts of a small town suburbs than big cities. Even though you stayed and live in San Francisco for a few years you still had trouble with how noisy they are even at night.

For Las Pegasus, this city is famous for its late night shows and special events. To you they always have strange incidents in which they aren't surprised anymore.

Returned back as celestia’s sun starts to set you took the time by watching it set over the horizon while the others gotten ready for the party. You clean up first sat peacefully, the beer in your hand barely gave you a buzz as you took another swig from it.

Watching the sun set further you don't realize as the sliding glass door opens and a familiar mare stands in front of you.

“Seems like you’re ready. I hope I wasn’t keeping you waiting.”

Looking up you smiled as Mayor Silvina stands in front of the doorway. Her regular business suit changed to something casual. The classics white blouse t-shirt with comfortable blue slack jeans cling tight on her body as her curves easily showed.

‘Wow Silvina what dumbass doesn’t see how beautiful you are. They are idiots for thinking of turning her down’ you sat up straight as silvina takes a seat beside you. You offer her a beer or some wine from the wine bar but she only asked for some club soda.

You grabbed a glass from the small table sat beside you and poured some club soda and ice for her. However despite being soda from a can silvina doesn’t mind as she takes a sip from her glass.

Sitting beside each other you learned the other mayors are inside and talking with the other stallions and not even holding back she tells how her friends and co workers had just flabbergast your own friends all had jaw dropping expressions.

“We are in our 40’s and 50’s and to make you all lost of words makes me feel alot better after today.” she laughs a bit as you tried your best to hold your blush.

Taking another swig of beer you sighed as you can feel your face blushed a bit. Not even drunk you know this mare is getting to you already. God you need liquor right now to feel this hot already.

No wine will do right now and you want some hardcore liquor instead of this beer. You wanted to grab a bottle of vodka or tequila as it’s taking every ounce of willpower to not jump off this building from how boring it is, or the fact as to what the guys have in store you would rather be blinded, almost brain damaged drunk then know what is going to happen once the night starts.

However to keep you from drinking before the party starts fancy kept all the bottles of hard liquor under lock and key till the night begins. Beer is exceptional as to you it wasn’t strong enough.

Hell for you can probably drink a 32 pack of beer and feel fine. Though you would probably wouldn’t be the best option as your stomach would burst with that much liquid inside.

‘Death by beer…. Well probably be not as bad as to whatever i’ve almost experience’ you sighed as you remember the countless times you’ve survived. Most times it’s everyday activities like hanging out or walking through town.

Drinking the last of the beer you grabbed another from the case beside you and uncap the bottle.

“So…. do you like mares like me?” silvina asked as you looked at her.

No point in keeping it a secret at all since what happened early right now. You admittedly that you do enjoy spending time with young mares but it would be a lie if you said that mares with some age don’t drive you wild. Just hearing that silvina unknowingly crawls up to you.

‘OH JESUS I’M NOT DRUNK ENOUGH FOR THIS!’ you gulped as she places a finger on your lips and traces it.

“Wow i never thought i hear those words out of a young mouth like yours. It’s almost…. Enticing” she giggles again.

You were completely stunned at the sudden change of attitude from the mayor. Normally you’ve seen her strict and serious to acting so…. Seductively and enticing it truly shocked you.

You asked on why the sudden change of attitude in which she doesn’t mind explaining. To you her friends wanted her to loosen up for a change. However it’s how much she’s loosening up is what shocks you.

God you wonder if his mare had drank some liquor or took a chill out pill or something. The level of how close she is would probably make even Nightmare moon jealous. AND SHE STILL HATES YOU IN SOME WAYS!

Leaning a bit closer you tried to scoot away as sex is the last thing you need right now. This party you want to ‘TRY’ to keep your pants on this time. However this cougar is making it painfully hard to not gain a boner right now.

Almost touching your chest with her large breasts you both jumped as the sound of the sliding glass door slamming all the way.

“HHHHHHEEEEEEEEYYYYYY LOVE BIRDS!” a loud and obnoxious voice echoed causing you and silvina to shiver in fright for a bit.

Composing yourself both you and silvina scooted away as your hearts raced from the sudden scare. Calming them down you both give the annoying wonderbolt captain a stern angry look.

“What? I wanted to get your attention is that so wrong.” he smiles almost deviously, both eyes winked as to how close you and silvina were right now.

“Well you got our attention. Just be thankful it’s that and not my knives.” you grumbled as you left your blades back inside. Despite a male retreat you never left your weapons back home.

“Hey not my fault mister dick for brains here was already trying to lay with this cougar busty mare.” he points out silvina who right now you can see fire radiating from how rude he said that comment. “Besides i know you liked older mares i just want you to hold on to the pu-” before he can finished that sentence one of your beer bottles and silvina’s glass cup clunk right against soarin's head.

Falling back neither glass broke after contact but both shattered once they hit the ground.

You tried to scoot as far as possible literally sitting on the air chair as silvina hands extended out in a throwing motion. Thank god soarin didn’t dodge those as from beside her she would have use the table next if he did.

Once silvina cools down for a bit you both seated next to each other as your friends finally came outside. Dressed in nice clothing you smiled as they all slowly came outside. Big mac and fancy pants who watched as soarin slowly but wobbly gets up from the head trauma he was given could only shake their heads in disapprovement.

“Soarin if yah keep this up yah’ll probably die before you hit your 30’s.”

Shaking the dizziness off soarin let out a small sigh. “Relax i’m not dead yet. Beside the king of the night would probably beat me to it after what he’s been through”

‘Can’t argue on that’ you shrug it as he wasn’t lying on that part.

Making sure everyone was outside and each was ready for the party you all watched as the last bit of Celestia’s sun disappears over the horizon and Luna beautiful moon starts to hover over the sky.

Once the moon hovers into place it was time to party.

“Alright before we can start this party we must start with a toast.” grabbing a glass of vodka that Fancy brought with he raises it over his head. “A toast to our best friend and king of the night.”

“For today it’s special as you commence this day before your wedding my friend.” shining armor smiles raising a glass of whiskey.

“The day before the mares chop your dick off we will party like there’s no tomorrow” spike smiles holding a simple bottle of beer high over his head. everyone including looks at him a bit startled at what he just said.

Looking at everyone spike ponders on why the sudden change of expressions. He quickly remembers what he says and scrunches up as he remember what he said right now.

“Oh shit… too far?”

“Too far dude” you admitted.

Shaking your head as you push that thought away you raised your glass up. “Alright guys so without further ado let's get this party on the way”

With everyone raising their glasses up high enough you all clank glasses as ‘NOW’ the party starts.

To bad you won’t remember much later one.

*2 hours after toast*

Normally you would remember what happens right now but with all the drinks your friends been giving you don’t even notice as to what is happening right now.

Good thing silvina and the other mayors were sober enough to think and remember. Yet to them it was a major opportunity after what happens next.

You don’t know at all as somehow Silvina and the other mares had coax you into your room and without warning each took their time with your hard member. Silvina being the first as she wanted to see if the stories of you pleasuring even the toughest mares into submission she never thought it was possible.

The other mayors out of the three wanted her to try you first since being the most tense up out of the rest your skills in helping mares relax were heard around equestria.

Although for both mayors seeing silvina the oldest and most serious mare in las pegasus begged and pant wildly with pleasure it truly was an eye candy for both of them.

Not even two seconds after making out with her you’ve lifted her up and grabbed hold of her beautiful butt. Both felt like soft cotton pillows as they just melt into your fingers.

Holding her tight your member nicely lubed from both Fountain and Solar’s double blowjob it didn’t take much for silvina to slide right in. after she gotten comfortable with your size the night quickly echoed with the sounds of her and your lovemaking. The other two didn’t miss out either and you managed to switch and filled up Fountain first before switching to Solar marehood.

After god knows how long you’ve bucked them you don’t know what happens next as the sound of the door opening and a few giggles echoed behind you.

That’s the last thing you hear before you finally passed out.

*the next morning*

Morning passes as the sun raises up throughout las pegasus even during the morning the party never stops as each pony down below gets ready to start the day. Well some actually.

“God….. kill me now...” you groaned as the sun from outside shines into your bedroom. Even the makeshift blinds couldn’t stop Celestia’s sun from waking you.

“Uuuuhhhhh...” you mouth wanted to form words, however nothing could come out. Your body ache, your head felt like it was ready to explode and to top it all of your stomach felt like doing somersaults inside. Though you managed to easily ignore it due to your high threshold for pain.

Trying your hardest to get up the sun shined out from your room you had been assigned however from where you laid it didn’t look like much of a room.

Rubbing the sleep from your eyes and trying ‘NOT’ to throw up you looked around the room. If your mind wasn’t so hammered from last night this would probably shock you the most. From the party you don’t remember hiring some strippers nor did you remember having sex with some of them.

Your heart sank as you stare below your waist at three familiar mares. Completely naked and each had a content smile on her face. Silvina was clinging tight against your body, as you don’t remember ‘ANYTHING’ that you did to get her in bed with you. Beside them the room looked trashed as various liquor bottles lined up, some holes in the walls and of course to top it all off weapons you don’t remember owning or getting were embedded in floor, ceiling and even on some furniture.

“Damn, what happened last night?” you carefully pry Silvina off your chest and climb over the group of mares to the edge of the tattered up bed. Getting off you walked over to the large surprisingly in tact dresser mirror in the front. If you thought the room looked bad then what happened to you takes the cake.

With bags over your eyes, your clothes you wore were tattered and barely hanging on. Your pants gone leaving your member out for the world to see as most area’s from your face to your pelvis you had possibly a million kiss marks on your body. Your hair disheveled as some patches looked to be ripped off and….. Something was clinging against the right side of your head.

Grabbing the piece you gave a firm yank pulling out a few strands of hair as you held the object. It was a broken neck piece of a wine bottle.

“JESUS!” you were stunned at you did last night. Slamming the bottle down you gripped your head as all sense of thinking was thrown out the window right now.

“Uuuuuuuuuuhhhh kill me Celestia...” you hear another groan echoed beside you. Looking for the voice it would seem you aren’t the only male inside the room. In the room full of mare strippers big mac didn’t look anywhere near fine either. Like you his clothes were tattered as he managed to keep his pants on. His whole chest plus his face were covered in kiss marks. Bags under his eyes including a long drool line slide on the left side of his face.

Shaking the headache away he turns to see you. “Morning” you smiled as you glad you aren’t the only one looking messed up.

“It’s morning?” Big Mac asks wondering what time it is.

“I’m stumped too Big Mac. Can you walk?” you asked as compare to you he looks a bit dead right now.

“I’ll let you know in a bit.” he slumps back to sleep as you chuckled.

‘Well better go see the damage then’ you sighed as you wonder what kind of damages you and your friends did last night. Putting some pants on you exited out of your room the whole suite looked worse than your bedroom.

Everything in the whole hotel suite was trashed. Various liquor bottles were everywhere, furniture trashed beyond repairs, and god knows what’s littering the floor right now as you walked towards the stairs. Trying not to slip through your headache only beats you to it as you lose your footing and tumble forward down the steps.

Falling all the way down you slide a few feet away thanking god you didn’t land in a bottle or some broken glass on the way down.

Though your fall actually managed to wake up you friends though. Well one actually.

“Oh Celestia….. This is why I only drink wine...” Fancy Pants grumbles as he slowly gets up from one of the almost overturn couches.

“Ow that hurt...” you groan as the fall took the wind out of you. Though your head was more in more pain then your body. Slowly getting up from the fall you looked around to find all you friends.

Fancy Pants who was slowly getting up again moaned as his whole body ache from last night.

Taking a few steps towards your friend your vision was a bit blurry however once you gotten close enough you wished you hadn’t.

Trying every ounce not to laugh you stare at your well mannered friend all messed up with a dirty, almost tattered clothes his monocle you see has been cracked a bit possibly from the party. Though from where he stood he looked a bit alright….. Though he’s missing something...

Hair...

From all over his face and head he was shaved leaving nothing but skin. Eyebrows included you covered your mouth as his style was left stumpy from being completely shaved off.

‘Oh shit’ you covered your mouth tighter as he tried to clean his monocle yet the crack wasn’t making it easy nor the massive migraine he was feeling.

“What happen last night?.... And… why do I feel a sudden draft?” Fancy pants wobble a bit trying to contemplate what happened.

“Uh….. I don’t know either but…. Whatever you do don’t look in a mirror?” you said praying he doesn’t. Big mistake on your end.

“Why…. is something on my face?” Touching his face with his hand you can see his face shifted to shock as he felt his whole face. Just as you hope he doesn’t he rushes over to a reflecting platter he looks at his reflection.

‘Uh oh’ you waited for the moment before the freakout.

“Oh…. my…… Celestia!” Fancy now began to hyperventilate as his new shaved head definitely was a shocker.

‘Yup should have kept my mouth shut’ you quickly tried to calm him as he gasps at his beautiful face completely shaved with no fur at all. You do tried to comfort him however your thinking process isn’t all there as you made a comment about his body being fine. Big mistake on that as he quickly looks all over his body.

He starts to breath faster as predicted not just his face was shaved. His whole body had not a trace of hair at all. Even going to the lengths of seeing his jewels still in tact they were to him but apparently they what he called ‘shined like gems now’. To much info on your book.

“HOW CAN I RELAX! LOOK AT YOURSELF!” Fancy Pants points out as you were far from alright. Alas, freaking out doesn’t solve anything and you tried to keep as calm as possible. You want to join in but it won’t do much difference. Plus your head still ache badly and you know it will just get worse if you started acting crazy.

“Look freaking out isn’t going to help. Lets calm down for a second and think this through” you sighed as Fancy begins to calm himself too. Making sure he’s fully calm you both hear another groan as a third figure gets up and walks towards you both.

If you and Fancy weren’t bad what happen to Caramel looked far worse than you expected. “At least in a positive way we don’t look like that.” you scrunch up as the look on Caramel’s face made you glad you and Fancy didn’t look how he did.

Like getting in a massive fight with possibly every fighter in boxing, Caramel looked completely bloody. Dried blood splatter his face as one eye was swollen and blackened. Several bruises covered his face as his whole body looked like it went through a war zone from where you both stand.

“Uuuuuhhhh” Caramel groaned as possibly that’s the only words he can muster right now.

“Dear Celestia….. Caramel what happened to you?” Fancy Pants asked, shocked to see possibly the pacifist of the group horribly beaten from head to his hoof.

“I don’t know….. I feel like I got run over by a train...” Watching him walk over to an available couch he slumps over in pain.

“Repeatedly is more accurate.” fearing him having a concussion you assessed the damage he sustained.

Making sure he stays awake, at least till you can get him some medicine for his pain.

“Celestia dammit…. You two don’t look anywhere better either,” he admits the pain you’re not sure if the alcohol is still present in his system that’s numbing the pain a bit.

“Compared to you Caramel, I wouldn’t say that bad,” you rubbed your head as all three of you stood around each other.

Well the numbers actually change as another one of you friends woke up.

“Ooooowwwww... Why do feel like needles were pricking every part of my body?” another familiar voice echoed as you hear the sound of hoof clopping against the tile floor.

Turning your attention you have seen people back home getting full body tattoos even your best friend Kyle had almost 75% of his body in tattoos but for a whole night of getting tattooed your friend Shining armor must have to taken a lot of numbing agent medication or consume enough liquor to numb the pain as the million needles that were performed on his body. Just wearing a pair of boxers from his hooves to even his face he was the first pony canvas you ever had seen.

“GOD SHINING!?” You were completely shock at the sight of the king of the crystal empire.

“Uhhhhhh... why do I hurt all over?” he groans, still unaware of his full tattoo body.

“Um Shining, you should look... down,” Fancy uneasily points it out.

Looking down if he was any more hammered Shining’s sense of thinking finally came into play.

Looking down Shining looked speechless at the sight. “OH MY Celestia!” Shining screamed as the pain settles in now. Probably from the medicine wearing off.

“God Shining how much did they dope you up to get all these tattoos.” You walked over as you view each piece of tattoo he has. Most of it is tribal but several were that of guards and other were skulls and fire burning.

“HOW DID THIS HAPPENED!?” he looks up to you all as even you guys weren't any better either. “WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT!?” He screams again alerting another of your friends.

“Oh Celestia, I need to stop drinking...” Hearing some hooves clopping and some bottles shifting off, you all turn to the mini bar.

You couldn’t tell how bad Fuse looked from where you stood but with some markings on his face you can guess it wasn’t good, but Thunderlane…. Well explaining to his parents and the Wonderbolts on his new piercings will be a challenge.

If you had a metal detector, he would set every single one off with how much piercings he had on his face. From where you stood his chest weren't any different, as both nips were pierced and heck even the middle of his chest had a piece of metal piercing right between the biceps.

“Oh God and just as I thought it couldn't get worse.” You rubbed your head as the moment Fuse and Thunderlane saw each other, they both let out a loud scream. You all covered your ears as they wasted no time in possibly waking up everyone in the room.

“THUNDERLANE! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR FACE!” Fuse shouted stunned at how much piercings one stallion can have on his body.

“ME, LOOK AT YOU!” he points out as like Shining he had markings all over his body. Though just black markings they look to be made by a marker. “PLEASE TO CELESTIA THAT’S NOT PERMANENT MAKER THEY USE ON YOU!”

“Will you all SHUT UP!” another voice echoed a few feet beside the fireplace.

Looking at where the voice came from you scrunch up as your best friend and lieutenant of the guards standing up. From where you all stood you all scrunch up as the stallion needed a bath, BADLY.

Even from where you stood, the lingering smell of alcohol and vomit lingered like he’s been bathing in the sewers. His shirt stained with dried vomit while mouth and parts of his shirt had bits of it stained. His back a nice purplish color as he slept on the wine he was consuming while his wings had spots of wine on the feathers.

“God Sonic….. I can tell you must have win last night.” you covered your nose as the smell was enough to make even you vomit.

“Shut up. My body is killing me now and my stomach feels like they’re doing somersaults” he covers his mouth as another urge to throw up begins to build up but he musters the strength to not throw up.

“So…. where’s everypony else?” Fuse asked as he looks himself in the mirror. Grabbing a wet cloth he tries to wipe the markings off his face.

“Big Mac was in the same room with me, knocked out apparently,” you admitted as one of the missing stallions you found. “The others not so sure.”

“AAAAHHHH!” you all jumped as a sudden scream echoed behind you at one of the bathrooms next to the mini bar. Looking over you all watch as one of the missing stallions races out in pure shock.

“Found one” Shining said as Shadow Flare races out and slips right into a pile of empty bottles.

Getting up you can see Shadow is a mess, just like the rest of you. Like Caramel he looked like he’d taken a beating however he had more cuts than bruises. Almost like claw marks his body looked like he wrestle a bear.

“What happened Shadow?” you asked, confused as to what freaked him out.

“B- B- BIG…..B- B- BEAR...” he points towards the bathroom. “I-IN TUB!” he shakes in fright as his pants began to soil a bit from the scare.

“No way I got to see this.” walking over you needed to see this for yourself.

“NO NO THERE IS ONE! IT’S BIG, HUGE ACTUALLY!” Shadow warns you as he tries to calm himself from the sudden fright.

You do managed to calm him down just enough before looking inside the bathroom. Just like he said you were shock to see a full grown dark brown grizzly bear in the bath tub. Compared to Harry the bear back home this one must be the father as he took most of the tub he was in and his head barely touched the ceiling.

It gives out a loud growl causing you to shut the door tight. “Shit he wasn’t kidding there’s a grizzly bear in there.”

“YOU THINK I WAS LYING AT A TIME LIKE THIS!” Shadow freaks out some more but ultimately he begins to cool off as you lock the door leading to the bathroom.

“Okay okay…. I’m still hurting from last night remember Shadow?” you wave your hands out trying to calm Shadow as right now he needs some medical attention due to all the cuts he has.

Going over to the mini bar Fuse hands you a small medkit they kept in case of emergencies and begin to help patch up Shadows wounds. Caramel still in much pain didn’t want to be move but you made sure he stays there so not to cause any more strain in his bruised body.

Disinfecting and bandaging up his wounds Shining wobble over beside you both. “Shadow…. Did you?” he tries to think of a reason why Shadow has major cuts on his body.

Shadow flare sighed. “YES! I woke up beside the bear.” he shriveled as to how close he was waking up. After getting off the tub he went to use the bathroom only to finally realize he was sleeping on the bear’s stomach. ‘No wonder why it was so soft...’

“Ouch that’s a horrible way to wake up,” Shining chuckled as you and Shadow look at him with shock expressions. “What?” he asked.

“Says the walking canvas,” you shook your head as you finished up patching Shadow’s wounds.

“AT LEAST I DIDN’T SLEEP WITH A BEAR! WHERE WERE YOU!?” Shining points out the bathroom as another growls causes you all to take a step back.

“Up in my room. With mares around and a wine bottle stuck to my head.” you rubbed the patch of hair gone after pulling the bottle off.

“Okay okay. So Shadow and Sonic are found. What about Braeburn, Soarin and Spike?” Fancy asks as you all looked around them. Figuring they must be in their rooms above the mini bar, regaining some proper strength in your legs, you walked up to see if they are alright… or at least alive.

The other follow behind as you grab the walked up the steps to their rooms. See four room doors from the top to the end you all stopped as one in the middle opens.

Every fiber of your being was trying to not laugh at the sight as the second cow pony exits out. His normal cowboy outfit completely replace with something you never expected.

As Braeburn exited out of the room, rather than wearing his regular manly clothes, he instead had on skimpy lacy red lingerie, complete with red apple stockings, girly bow and makeup.

Though as he turned around, you saw there was more. You covered your eyes as behind you couldn’t believe what was sticking up his ass. Using the panties to hold it in place a large what looks like a dildo went all the way as brae looked completely clueless right now.

‘Oh God Brae really?’ you sighed as it's too early for this shit. Out of the rest Fuse was the first to laugh. Fancy and Thunderlane next till Shining actually wolf whistles at the cow femboy.

Still wondering what happened last night, his attention was caught as he looks behind. Turning around, he tilts his head at the laughing group of friends.

“Wha? Wha yah all laughing?” he asked still confused.

Not even speaking you just pointed down. Braeburn sees you pointing down. Looking where you were pointing his face turned bright red at what he finally realized why they were laughing.

“OH MY CELESTIA! AHHH! AHHHHH!” he screams in shock as the others were rolling on the ground laughing. “NOW I KNOW WHY ASS IS SORE!” feeling his back side you diverted your eyes away as he pulls the member out.

‘Dammit Brae! Do it in your room for Celestia’s sake’ you tried your best to look away as the dildo was huge.

Crying in embarrassment, Brae’s screams were quickly silence as a large white sheet covers his face.

“DUDE SHUT UP!” another voice echoes from the same room Braeburn was in.

If all sense of holding back and resisting the urge to laugh this one hits you without warning. Watching another figure exit out, you covered your mouth at the sight of the Wonderbolts co-captain’s new form.

Remove of all manliness beside his voice you are not sure how in the hell he didn't notice it at all.

Strip of muscle and replace with curviness Soarin went from a wonderbolt male. To a stripper female.

With breasts as big as applejacks and hips that match rarity’s. His outfit replaced with a two piece bikini with a lacy see through short skirt attached. All traces of man from below his pelvis was gone. ‘OH GOD Soarin! Way to change your look completely.’ you finally tried your hardest as Soarin wonders why everyone was looking at him and laughing.

“Soarin….. Don’t freak out…. But look down,” you said in the calmest tone you can muster as everypony, hell even Braeburn was laughing so hard they were literally rolling on the ground.

“W-What?” Finally looking down, Soarin’s face quickly turned to pure terror. His whole body as he reaches out to his chest then his own pelvis was enough to make this wonderbolt screamed so loud he could wake the dead.

“AAHHHH AHHHHH!” Screaming his loudest you couldn’t help but laugh as well.

“HOLY SHIT DUDE!” you laughed so hard your sides were starting to hurt right now. It’s bad to laugh at your friend's sudden change but out of ‘EVERYONE’ in the group Soarin’s male to female transformation definitely takes the whole cake plus the party.

“I HAVE BOOBIES!” He fondles them wondering if they were real well actually praying they weren’t. Feeling how soft and squishy they were he lets out another scream before checking his privates. “WHERE’S MY MINI Soarin!” stretching his panties out a bit he let out another scream as his stallionhood was long gone from his body.

Hearing that, now you were definitely dying from laughter. “OH GOD I CAN’T BREATHE!” you held your side as the pain started to settle right on your right side.

“THIS IS NOT FUNNY GUYS! WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT!?” he screams one last time, not even knowing what they did last night.

Hell, neither any of you knew what happened.

“I can help with that.” another voice echoed throughout the laughter.

Once everyone calmed down at least to a minimal you all turn to see a blue and green mare standing in the room Soarin and Braeburn were in.

“Sorry to interrupt the scare freakout just now my name’s Lovey Dovey and if you don’t remember me and mares all remember everything last night.” she starts off with a smile.

Knowing it’s going to be a long explanation you all decided to just cut it short and get the main points in.

From what you learned from the mare she along with the others who were residing in the room you and big mac were in were actually requested by Soarin for a all night bachelor’s stripper party. The night was so crazy that you all drank enough to kill off most of your brain cells followed by lots and LOTS of asses shaking in your faces.

Then…. Well the party escalated further.

Starting with you and Big Mac, both of you became sex demons. Ravishing each mare till none of them could feel their legs. She mentions that the Mayors of las pegasus you made sure to ravish them harder then most of the strippers. Not even holding back as all three were already bulging out with your seed inside them. For Big Mac, he took most of the strippers with no problem which kinda infuriates the males since the others they consider a bit….. Small for them. Ouch to all of your friends prides including yours.

For Fancy pants you all went to a barber shop that was about to close and somehow ended up shaving all his fur off. From where you stood Fancy was ready to kill, as she explained that it was Caramel and Thunderlane who shaved all his fur off him.

Next is Caramel. If bad luck was hectic for this stallion, the drinking and bad luck is much worse. Somehow during the whole escapade he somehow gotten into a brutal fight with some biker ponies who didn’t take kindly to him pissing on their territory…. And also themselves. Thankfully the alcohol managed to numb most of the pain off just not much.

For Shining they went to a tattoo parlor that was opened late and with the amount he consumed plus passing out he gotten a full fledge body special paint tattoo. Shining gulped as lovely says the bill was in the desk drawer in his room. From where he stood, he’s going to have a field day explaining this to Cadence. Both the tattoos and the bill.

Now onto your friend Sonic Fang actually out of the rest didn’t suffered much damage compare to you all. Just drinking till he passed out drunk lovely begins off saying she was amazed he is still alive from how much he drank everypony under the table. Hell even Fuse who’s alcohol tolerance is like drinking water to him. Despite beating everyone in drinking he now is regretting it as Fancy levitates a bucket for him to throw up in.

Then we follow up with Thunderlane. From the same place that does tattoos they also do piercings. What started off as one then quickly turned to more than just a few. Hell even lovely was surprised as she saw him got dick piercings too. Just hearing that thunderlane looks down and pulls his front part of his pants out. Just seeing his newly pierced dick causes him to finally faint. He couldn’t stand the thought of what Lightning Dust would say when she sees this.

Once one stallion is out cold she then goes to Fuse who is greatful out of the rest it’s not as bad. Using non permanent markers Fuse ‘STILL’ wasn’t happy as everyone INCLUDING the strippers all drew something on his body. Mares went further down as they were brave enough to draw on his pelvis. You tried your best to not show fear as the stallion finds out you draw the small dick on his left side of his face.

Shadow flare you then learned he went off on his own somewhere. When he came back to the hotel somehow he brought in a friend he made after visiting the zoo. You all stare as to what the hell Shadow was thinking when he brought home the bear from the tub. But more importantly how he was able bring it up to the hotel without alerting security.

Moving on to Braeburn, the mares were actually happy to have another stripper of the group. Braeburn looked ready to die from embarrassment as it was ‘HE’ who put on the lingerie. To make matters worse, each of the strippers all had a turn with him including Shining armor who they find out was the first to take his ass first. Yup by now both males are probably scarred for life now. What’s more, the dribbles boss loved his performance so much she offered him a job to work at the strip club as a male escort.

To her to perform the way he did including take even the bosses favorite dildo she carries with down to the hilt was a pony with experience that can make money. Trying to stay on topic right now you then ask how Soarin became a female.

Lovey does explained that after getting Shining’s tattoos and thunderlane's piercings they ended up in the hospital where after a large payment was made Soarin dranked two gender swapping potions. Removing all manliness from his body he even gotten some breast enhancement potions to make them larger than what his original body had gotten.

Soarin asks well…. Actually more like screaming about there was a reverse potion or something to help reverse the effects. Lovey Dovey only shrug as she didn’t know. She only could offer is the place that he gotten the genderswap. However despite Soarin freaking out about his new body Lovey Dovey does offer her thoughts about the new transformation. her boss and the others say that if wonderbolt career doesn’t work out he can work for them as well since he gotten everypony’s attention both the party and outside too.

If his pride has been shot out then this one takes all of it as now more ponies knew of his new body change. ‘Oh god kill me now’ he slumps all the way to the floor as that didn’t help with his situation.

With all that had been said you do realize you are still missing one pony. Well actually a dragon.

“Uh…. where’s Spike?” you asked wondering where he was right now.

Lovey Dovey only let out a small nervous laugh. “He’s…… in jail right now”

“WHAT?!~” you all screamed surprised.

Lovey Dovey takes a step back from the sudden jolt but immediately explains why. After a night in the town and Shining’s tattoos, Spike went outside to take a leak where a disgruntled police mare had spotted him peeing in front of the building. She remember both him and the mare gotten into a tussle before she cuff and took him away. You all were so hammered you didn’t even realize you were missing one of your guys.

“Oh shit….. I hope he’s okay?” you rubbed your head hoping he’s doing alright in a jail cell.

*Las Pegasus police station. Jail cells*

Deep inside the cells of Las Pegasus it was surprisingly quiet as most times the cells would have more than 2 lawbreakers or hard party goers needing to sober up. Today although only one occupied the cell at the far end.

His head pounded as he finally woke up from his hard night out of the town but he wasn’t familiarize with his new surroundings. Confined in a small room with only a single hard wood bench and a small sink and toilet to the side, he looks around as above a small bar window hovered over him. In front several large grey bars blocked his way as he tried to analysis his surroundings.

“What happened?” he asked confuse to where he was right now.

“Oh, I’ll tell you what happened.” the voice of an irritated young mare echoed below him. He quickly sobered fully up as he recognized that voice. Looking down, he didn’t notice till now but his clothes were scattered leaving him bear as his own jacket was used as a blanket. The jacket shifted as a familiar mare smiles up at him. Her hair disheveled as her body was bare right on top of him. His heart sank as he recognized her.

“Midnight Sweets?” he gulped as he lay on the bench naked with his marefriend’s ‘SISTER’ was naked on top of him.

For the next fifteen minutes Midnight cuddles close as to how jealous she is that her sister kept such an amazing stallion from her. How long she had yearn a big member or in Spike’s case, ‘TWO’ big members ravishing her all night long. What started off as a simple arrest for drunk demeanor she quickly learned who he was. When trying to speak about on where he was staying and why he was in las pegasus things took a different turn for him.

Somehow Spike managed to coax her into the cell and later in just a few seconds they went at it like horny dragons in heat. Despite being a pony like her sister she managed to handle what a fierce beast Spike can be when it comes to sex. Managing to hold out throughout the night she was more then happy that she detained him.

“Spike just between us…. You have the privilege to ravish me every time we meet okay~?” she giggles as Spike just stares at her completely shocked and deeply stricken on the idea of his marefriend killing him when she finds out.

‘Celestia pray my soul for me’ Spike could feel his mind cloud with images of Midnight Glow coming at him with several sharp swords or worse. Feeling lightheaded already from just the thought, Spike plops back to sleep. Seeing Spike fell asleep again, Midnight Sweet sighs happily before falling back to sleep as well.

*back at the hotel*

“What the hell?” you sighed as you know this is going to be a long damage bill going to strain your wallet.

Rubbing your head wondering on the bill you don’t even notice as you were wearing a new unique piece of jewelry on your arm.

Soarin then notices it as the light shines right on his face. “Hey dude, why are you wearing a golden wristband?”

“What?” Looking down you barely notice as you were wearing a gold engrave wristband on your left hand, yet you don’t remember owning one. You aren’t like those rich snobs and only wore a leather casual watch that wasn’t worth too much to any buy. However this was truly puzzling as you don’t remember at all that happened last night.

“Aw my head...” All the stallions in the room suddenly freeze when they hear a new voice waking up this time one clearly female, before the bathroom door open and from it a nude mare walks in, any other would’ve thought that this mare was another stripper except that she wasn’t and she wasn’t just any mare either. You recognized her all too well as the queen of Saddle Arabia, Amira, holding her head and wearing a wristband which matched yours.

The mare froze the moment she notices that she is being watched and soon after got flustered before covering her voluptuous form with a nearby blanket and cleared her throat. “Gentlecolts, could any of you fine stallions tell me where is my regalia?”

She turned and noticed you and grew a big smile as she walked over to you. Wrapping her arms around you, she gently pulled you to her jiggling breasts, being careful not to suffocate you. With her free hand, she gently began to comb your hair in a motherly manner.

Sometimes you would pay a visit to Saddle Arabia. Amira here was very fond of you as to the princesses of the world, your name has been held up with great honor before. To the kings you were a decorative fighter and a pony of the species for the species. A stallion born and raised as a regular commoner turned hero and king was truly inspiration to young ones around. To the princesses though was a different story.

Being taught with honor and respect you ‘NEVER’ view any mare as an object or a trophy. You always take the time to get to know them and for Amira she was a mare you’ve gotten to know during the business arrangements you were called in.

From the other royals of Saddle Arabia, Amira was the middle of two brothers and three sisters. Being raised in a wealthy but strict family, Amira loved to visit other places whenever she had the chance. After her marriage, due to her parents arranging back when she was 18, she had a fallout with her husband that left both of them living in two different mansions. Yet despite the divorce they still maintain the city and also stay in good view for the other rulers.

For Celestia, she was like a small sister as both shared laughs together while for Luna after returning home both had shared a bond together. So strong they soon became friends before you arrived in equestria. After meeting you well….. At first today started off as friends.

Now you finally understood what happened.

Amira looked down at her arm and then at yours. Both of you gulped as you put all the pieces together. You were engaged... to Queen Amira of Saddle Arabia.

“Oh Celestia!” she blushed a bit stunned at the predicament you and her just put each other in.

Feeling your head pound even more you know you needed some fresh air and some ice to cool yourself down right now.

Telling the guys that you will be back, you leave them to collect their thoughts on what’s the next course of action. Leaving the guys behind, all of them started to freak out on how to tell their wives and bosses on what happen to them.

“CELESTIA, WHEN THE WONDERBOLTS SEE ME LIKE THIS, I WON’T HEAR THE END OF IT FROM SPITFIRE!” Soarin screamed as this transformation he prayed to Celestia is reversal. The headlines of his new body will spark so much gossip he will never hear the end of it from his boss and teammates.

“YOU THINK YOU GOT PROBLEMS?! LOOK AT ME!” Shining screamed showing off his new tattooed body. “HOW IN CELESTIA AM I GOING TO TELL CADENCE ABOUT THIS!” Shining growled as compared to Soarin his was more painful then his.

“You think yours, is bad look at me.” Thunderlane pulls out his member causing the others to look away. “I GOT NEEDLES IN MY DICK!” he quickly pull his pants back up as he wondered where to start first on removing his piercings.

“At least your ass doesn’t hurt. Mine feels like I stuffed hot sharp rocks in it,” Braeburn growls before a sudden urge to sneeze starts to form. Trying to hold it in he sadly loses. Sneezing out the front the back he sneezes out something else.

The others all looked in confusion as the sound of some items falling onto the hardwood floor. Looking back Fancy was the first to speak out.

“Braeburn….. Please Celestia’s sake, tell me those aren’t all my chess pieces.” Fancy looked ready to explode, as those pieces costed 60 bits a piece, in which the board costed almost 500 for the full set.

Braeburn looked at Fancy then at the chess pieces that came out of his ass. “Well most of them.” he chuckles before feeling the last pieces exited out plopping with the rest. He sighs as now Fancy was ready to spill blood now. “Yeah….. My bad.”

Just after saying that, Fancy was busy strangling him while the guys tried to pry him off. You however was already waiting for the elevator. Watching the dial reach up towards your floor you hear a loud ding sound before the doors open. What you see inside surprises you.

Apparently, you aren’t the only one who was visiting Las Pegasus during the time. Luna who you figured she was staying at one of the hotels but never did you imagine the one you were staying in.

From where she stood even she looked like hell swept in front of her. Mane shriveled, bags under eyes, feathers ruffled up and to top it all of her bathrobe she wore was leaking out leaving one breast out for the world to see.

“Long night hun?” you asked though you shouldn’t be the one to talk as you weren’t any different compare to her.

She grumbles a bit as her headache prevent her from speaking right now. Better to just not talk anymore you walk inside and stood beside her. Hitting the 4th floor button you remember each of the floors below had an individual working ice machine. However the penthouse has one you needed to be away to clear your mind right now.

As the doors started to close an appendage stops it before it could fully close. Wondering who is stopping the elevator your heart sank as you were staring at two mares.

Mayor Silvina and Queen Amira.

“I’m sorry but…. May we come too please?” Queen Amira asked.

Seeing why not since they came all this way you motion them to come inside. Once they gotten in you press the button again.

Once the doors closes and it starts to descend Luna finally speaks.

“So…. I’m guessing your night went wild?” Luna smiles after this morning’s crazy wakeup call.

You sighed again. “You look like you had a rough night too.”

“Yeah I did…. I don’t know what we did last night…. But the others sure had it rough. Bet yours had some stories to tell huh” Luna rubs her neck as to what happen to each mare that was with her during the party.

“Yeah…. Let’s compare. Fancy Pants shaved all of his fur off” you first started.

“Pinkie dyed all her colors green.”

“Shining Armor and Rarity each have a full body tattoo.”

“Caramel got beat up by some gang ponies.”

“Jade and Twilight were pretty beat up from pissing off some hoofball players practicing.”

“Sonic Fang has probably alcohol poisoning,” you stated as you probably should get him to a hospital asap. Same goes for Caramel and Shadow.

“RD won against all of us in a drinking contest.”

“Thunderlane has been fully pierced everywhere.”

“Fluttershy fainted when she saw her face, nipples, belly and clit pierced.”

“Fuse has inappropriate drawings on his face and body.”

“We ‘SHAVED’ inappropriate drawings on Cadence’s face and body” Luna tried to stifle a laugh as that one was messed up but funny at same time.

“Okay, Shadow brought home a bear.”

“Our maids slept with a lion.”

“Spike spend the night in jail.”

“Nightmare Moon spent the night fucking my sister.” That sentence actually made you and both Silvina and Amira laugh a bit as that ‘HAD’ to be the worst wake up call ever.

“Alright so Braeburn was given a job interview at a strip joint.”

“Umbra had a photographer take pictures of her breasts during the night in town.”

Seeing it’s even so far you then brought your final one incident. “Well if you think it was that bad then hear this. Soarin got genderswap. He’s a she now.”

Luna smiles as she looks up at you. “I know... Chrysalis grew a dick and fucked his ass.”

Silence broke out in the elevator before all of you were holding your stomach's in laughter. Feeling the pain from your head subsided you couldn’t help at all as the night was definitely your craziest you ever had.

You continue laughing before the elevator stops right on your floor. Once you all calmed down you then headed out the ice machine. Grabbing some ice buckets that it provided you all headed back to the elevator. Hitting suite buttons Luna does stop mid way by hitting the emergency stop button.

You didn’t know why she stopped the elevator and just kept silence.

“Listen I know what happen last night. With all three of you.” She motions to both Silvina and Amaire who kept quiet of fearing the moon’s wraith. Instead of showing any signs of anger she instead smile.

“Honestly, I’m glad you chose to marry our king, Queen Amira, but please hold off the ceremony till after we gotten married alright?” She smiles and pats her friend before looking at the mayor. “As for you, I’m glad you finally got to unwind for a change. Even if it involved booze, I’m glad you loosened up and took some time off to have some fun with my lover.”

You of the two were more shocked at Luna’s expression right now. Instead of wanting to kill you then the mares, she was more accepting than furious. You do ask why she is acting like this which she explains.

For a while though she didn’t like to admit it, Queen Amira had some strong feelings for you since you out of all the males in her life was the only stallion to truly understand her. To share stories and secrets and give love and respect when most of her suitors or hell her own ex refer to her or their friends she was ‘their’ property.

Since spending time with you was a blessing, Luna always figured you both Amira would end up in bed together, though getting married before her and the mane 6 was truly a shocker. But not as much as when Amira would have to tell her ex she gotten remarried. Believing it’s best to hold out the party till after things get sorted, Amira actually agreed to the idea.

Though it’s still a bit fuzzy she was more willing to hold off any engagement till it was time. However she still would like to visit you whenever possible so she can get to know her new king.

Leaning down, Amira wrapped her arms around you, and wasted no time giving you a sweet kiss on your lips. Luna puffed her cheeks out, as Amira beat her to the first kiss of the day. Yet she still smiled when looking at the wristband. After years of meetings outside Equestria and a healthy amount of curiosity of new cultures, Luna knew exactly what it means. Those wristbands are more than mere gold jewelry, they’re enchanted with the lover’s path. According to her findings, this means that when 2 beings share pure unaltered love their souls will literally become one the moment they make sweet love.

Luna’s thoughts soon turn lustful and she bites her lower lip. She knew that according to interviews she conducted the soul merging produce the biggest most glorious orgasm ever possible and to sweet the deal even better if other mare joins the fun she can ride that extasis as well. That is why they call the act ‘the erotic nirvana.’

Once the kiss was exchange you then turn to Silvina. You first apologize greatly as you never expected this to happen at all. It was suppose to be a small party for you but it escalated way too fast. You do promise to take all the heat she wishes to give out hell even wish to go to jail since what you did would be considered rape.

Once you mention going to jail and how you feel absolutely sorry for raping her she... hugged you.

“Calm down! You didn’t rape me or any of the other mares,” she screamed a bit appalled on your accusation.

Releasing you from the hug, Silvina starts to explain what had actually happened last night.

“Look, last night you all may not remember, but me and the mares do. We drank heavily, but not so much that we lost memory.” She folded her arms as she fixed her glasses a bit.

“To us... We jumped you first after we saw you take one of the strippers hard.” She blushes a bit, as that memory was still fresh on her mind. “Then…. Things got better for all of us after you ravished us like if it was the end of the world” she smiled as compare to the others she still had some mobility in her legs.

“But…. still I’m sorry on how bad it turned out last night,” you apologize, as last night was ‘FAR’ from alright.

“You don’t need to apologize. Honestly…. I’m more grateful that you took this old body for a ride,” she admitted with a blush.

You raised an eyebrow on that statement and asked why. Apparently, the reason she went back to dating is not only because wanting a less overprotective and clingy coltfriend, but also she figured most males liking young mares than older ones.

Silvina suddenly wrapped her arms around you and pulled you into her bust. “So when you taken a mare like me for a ride you took the words right out of my mouth.” Grabbing your hands, she pulls them close up towards her breasts. “Tell me, my dear stud,” she said as she leaned down “Do cougar mares like me get you off?”

You gulped as your face turned bright red from how soft her breasts are. “I uh...” You don’t know what to say right now. Lost for words, Luna helps fill in those blanks... but not in the way you wanted her to.

“Of course they do,” she answered for you as she goes down to your semi hard member in your hands and starts to fondle your balls. “He loves mares with experience. Shall we ladies?”

Gulping in fear as to where this is going, all three mares pushed you back as they removed what article of clothing they had on. Obviously not caring if it’s in a cramp place like an elevator, all three discard their clothes before going for gold on your pants. Ripping them off, you were left bare underneath as all three got on the knees.

Staring at your member, you let out a small moan as the three mares surround it, none of them skipping a beat as they took turns lapping and sucking you. Being in the middle Luna drives you insane already as she engulfs your member between her breasts, while Amira and Silvina both sucked the tip of your member.

You are a bit surprised they are this horny after what happened last night but you knew not to argue when a mare wishes to have some fun. Since both Amira and Silvina already had a turn with your member last night, they both agree that Luna should go first.

Turning her around, you grip her hips as she leans against the elevator door. She bites her lip, as your member leaves a noticeable bulge in her stomach upon penetrating her marehood.

The day may have started, but for Luna it still wasn’t too early to have a bit more fun. Letting luna ride you the other two didn’t want to feel neglected as you rode the moon princess right beside them. Using your own fingers you let Silvina enjoy using them against her twitching marehood while Amira loves suckling them. Feeling Luna increased her bouncing you stifle a moan trying to last a bit longer than usual. Though as usual, your lunar lover has other ideas.

“Hmmm Amira want not you try it out for a change?” Luna licks her lips as she pulls out and grabs the queen of Saddle Arabia. You groan a bit as Luna gets off so suddenly before Amira takes position right beside your hard, lubed member.

Watching Amira bite her lip from being so close to your member, some memories came back from the drunken party. You start to have a few flashbacks of you entering one of the large bathrooms and using the only tub, you and Amira went at it. Bouncing, while suckling and nibbling on her own nipples, Amira was lost in the cloud of lust from how skilled you are in pleasuring.

Hell, you don’t remember much but somehow during the fun you learned she loves anal now as you both experimented a lot in that bath tub. Seeing your face Amira smiles as you remembered your fun with her last night. She bore a small smile as felt happy you remembered that moment.

“I’m glad you remember lover...” she leans in, pressing her lips against yours. “Because I want to experience the lovemaking you gave me in that bath tub.”

You couldn’t help giving her a lick on her cheek, causing her to giggle. You don’t know how her ex treated her, but you had every intention of taking good care of your new wife.

“Now please... enter your new queen...” she pleaded.

Not wanting to keep her waiting, you lift her up and slowly insert deep into her soaking marehood. As Amira enjoys your member, both Luna and Silvina took positions beside her. Using Amira’s hands and lips, Silvina enjoyed making out with the queen.

Luna beside goes for gold on her beautiful breasts suckling them while amira helps both mares by fingering their already leaking marehoods.

Watching the sexy lesbian display in front of you, you couldn’t help but increase your thrusting. To all the moaning and how horny you figured it’s going to be a while for the elevator is working again.

Neither you nor any of the three lovely mares you were bucking cared at all.

Outside the elevator as you rode Luna, Silvina and Amira out like rabbits in heat, a couple who were waiting for the elevator both turned red at the sound of a stallion rocking three mares inside. The mare was a bit bewildered as she heard three mare voices and one stallions from inside while the stallion spotted a boner from within his pants.

Hearing how rough it sounded behind the elevator door, the stallion couldn’t hold back as the mare looks down at his noticeable boner. “Huh since you like to be a horny dog in the morning let’s go then.” Reaching down, she grips his semi hard member from within his pants.

“We’re going to rock just like them.” She takes the stallion back to their bedroom. He didn’t know if he should be happy or be scared right now. Nonetheless, he was still getting some sex and to him, that’s more than enough of a reason to break away from his fear.

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*trying hardest to not laugh* oh god…. Man THAT’S A HORRIBLE HANGOVER! Thank god i’m not in that mess *tries again but fails* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OH GOD! MY SIDE HURTS!

*falls to ground grabbing sides* OH HO I CAN’T BREATHE! *laughs harder before stands up and sighs*

Oh man *clears throat* knowing this he’ll probably blame for this. *fixes shirt* oh well at least it was a night to remember. *smiles and looks a viewer's*

HEY BRONIES OF FIMFICTION! Wolfman here bringing you again with another AWESOME CHAPTER!

Man this one was definitely my funniest one yet. Always had been wanting to do a massive hangover chap for some time and i’m happy on how it turned out.

If you can guess from the story on what movie i’m talking about you know what i mean. And also the fact that even ‘I’ I had the worst bachelors hangover a while back.

Yup a night i won’t forget or at the very least remember actually.

Anyhow to this chapter i want to give my best thanks to everyone who has helped with this chapter.

I want to thank NineTailBeastBall my awesome editor.

I also want to thank both Lightingace and SonicBlitz18 for coming up with several crazy but awesome ideas

Seriously if the party couldn’t get anymore crazier than it has been those two made it a night they will never forget.

All in all thank you all for being patient and i’ll see you all nex-

WOOOOOOOLLLFFF!!!!!

*tenses up as i turned to see Ray with a large war hammer in hand.*

YOU SLIPPED SOME ROOFIES IN US DIDN’T YOU!

How is it my fault. I don’t do drugs.

WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR POCKET THEN! *points at small baggie in my coat pocket*

That’s not drugs its….. Uuuuhhh.*gulped*

*raises hammer over head* START RUNNING!

Oh….. shit. SO SORRY TO CUT THIS SHORT BUT I NEED TO RUN RIGHT NOW! SO TUNE IN NEXT TIME TO SPECIAL SPA TREATMENTS: HUMAN EDITION! OKAY BYE! *runs away while ray chases*

oh shit. to much drinking + hard partying = worst hangover ever.

and right now our favorite human needs to find someone to kill till he finally regains full soberness. pray if i survive this.