HEY BRONIES OF FIMFICTION! WOLFMAN HERE BRINGING YOU ANOTHER EXCITING CH-

exciting? we're only answers question dumbass.

*growls* well excuse me for being cheerful when i'm about to announce the next chapter of this awesome story. after all who is the author here and can make sure somebody's life goes through heaven and hell at the same time *points at human*

*growls too* fine but one question? who the hell are they? *points at four characters beside me* i thought only you and i are going to answer questions?

well yeah we are. these guys are 'AFTER' the questions alright. relax *motions them to take their seats* thanks guys i'll call you up when it's done. *claps paws* now without further ado LETS GET STARTED!

*loud music plays as a sign saying question/answer lights up while desending down a bit fore everypony to see. loud audiance clap and howler for a few minutes before stopping and gasping as the sign snaps off and falls behind me and human.* whoops hm i think i should have prepare that before we use it.

or you shouldn't be around electrical work. pretty much everything will explode when you try to fix them. remember the lamp?

oh hush you. don't worry folks we are alright. *waves to them as the audiance claps again. crew comes in to pick up the mess and leaves.* wow i must say that was one way to read a sign? *chuckles*

*groan* idiot lets get to questions.

ah yes the questions. you are asked for the questions and we brought you the answers. *pulls out several papers and lays them out beside him.* alright since the christmas chapter and chapter 13 i have gather all the questions so far that most bronies want to ask.

*grabs first page* first question comes from Rubakor:
he asks How many other mares are gonna end up pregnant? uh well now that you mention it i don't really thi-

about a hundred mares *smiles*

WHAT! *panics*

laughs* relax man i'm just joking. *grabs second question* alright second question comes from Rikusorasephiroth. he asks: WHERE MY LEPROCHAUN?!?!?!......
hm i wonder the small creature i ate this morning was a leprechaun. i don't know but i remember he tasted.... minty

OH WOLF! THE VIEWERS DON'T WANT TO KNOW YOUR EATING HABITS! *grabs another question and reads it*
*sighs* the next question comes from Sanguine_paladin: he asks Since the anonymous human got Luna Pregnant and saved Equestria. Ever Thinking he might get the Princesses special treatment? (such as naming him prince or champion).

honestly i don't like the idea being named prince or champion. i hate publicity and i rather be commoner then a high society type of guy. no offence at all but i want some space for myself and be able to go outside without a news crew tailing me.

i agree with him. there's so much a guy can get and a guy that handle. okay *grabs next question* alright next question is from Pack howitzer: he says: what does the scouter say about his power level?!

*looks at question in confusion* are you sure that's what he said because it sounds like some from-

*fan screamed*IT'S OVER NINE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSAAAAANNNNDDDD!

SOMEBODY GET SECURITY ON HIM! *security comes and takes rabbid fan out*

wow that was.... unexpected.

yeah you tell me *reads next question* alright this one's from Wildrook: he asks Okay, who HAVEN'T you given the special treatment to, and how do they plan to visit?
Because I'd be surprised if you had a visit from Vinyl and Octavia.

well that actually i've met both vinyl and octavia. in fact octavia comes here a couple times a month mostly before a recital to relieve some nerves down before the big show and vinyl just a nice relaxing bath. reason why wolf hasn't put them in is because those two only want regular spa treatments then the special one. i believe most still iffy on trying it even after rarity told them about it.

heck you haven't even done the rest of the mane 6.

but i thought the heat season was.

it's actually not. it's actually a group chapter. i mean the single one with only you and the client. the only reason why i did the button/milky one was because i i couldn't balance both since they are really like characters. that's the reason why i made them both in one chapter.

alright next question is from Phantomblade1. he asks What are you going to do when you find out if you get Mrs. Cake pregnant?
And also do you see Sea Shella as a possible marefriend?

to retrospect the part of Mrs. cake pregnant is over.

*sighs in relief* that's a relief

because she's already pregnant with humans kid

WHAT! OH MY GOD I'M SO DEAD!

relax there right over there *points at Mr. and Mrs. cake along with the twins. they all happily wave as a spotlight shine on top of them* Mr. cake's fine about it. besides he knows he messed up leaving his wife while she was having her urges. he knows of the twin's too. she's also fine having another foal. that's what she wanted on chapter 10 and i know you'll be there to help her whenever she needs it. and as for sea shella yeah i think she could be a possible marefriend even when it's a few times they meet.

*stutters a bit before wolf slaps him* thanks

don't mention it

alright i'm good lets get to next question. the new one is actually a few from Shadowrider89I have a few questions I'd like to ask. Just so you know the first two are a little alike but a little different.
1. How would you react if you got Celestia as a client?
2. How would you react if you got Celestia as a client and she became Molestia during the heavenly paradise massage?
3. How would you react if you got Cadence as a client?
4. What dose Blueblood think about his aunt Luna having the human's child?
5. How would you react if you got Zecora as a client?

ok i'll number then as well.
1: i probably freak out or faint. i mean i almost did when Luna came for one.

i'm going record that when that happens

2: i don't know who molestia is...... but i have to say that's not a good thing right

oh you'll know

3: i probably not live the next day.

yeah after the husband finds out.

4.is that a tough question.

no not really. you viewers can guess his reaction on Luna's foal

5.and as for zecora i believe it will be pleasant. i rarely see her come to ponyville only to drop off some items she makes for the spa and sometimes i want to give her a massage since she works so hard for our candles and aroma and therapeutic lotion and bath soap.

i have agree with human on that. the aroma from the candles fells so uplifting when they are lit

alright next question is from Lightingace. Since the genders rulers are very loose and he got pregnant a princess, (cake don't exactly count because of the agreement) did he has to take some responsibility? well other than be the dad for her.
1. Is he will propose to Luna so he can actually fulfill his dream of a family?
2.He had sex with the entire squad of Equestria and the main six without the safe move and during the time they are fertile does that mean that an entire army and the main six are pregnant?
3. How exactly can he release inside and don't impregnate a mare? the author keep telling us that he is doing that, but I don't get how is that work.
4. Celestia since to have a liking on the humans, is she will be want to join the harem at some point?
5. By saving Chrysalis all of her subjects got back to normal? and if they do, do we are going to see more of Chrysalis family? like sister or daughters?

ok so i'll start from top one and just give a simple answer. yes he will take responsibility but that will be in later time. for now he will focus on his work till then.

of course

1.he will someday but that would be for a later time.

i trust on you for this wolf

relax. 2. no none of the mares or even the mane 6 are pregnant.

how can you be sure. i exploded inside their wombs wolf more then once. how are they not pregnant.

that's where number three comes from. 3. the reason why they aren't pregnant is because of the fertility potion.

the what potion?

the fertility potion is a special potion that acts like a coating layer that protects the eggs from any seeds from entering it thus becoming pregnant. for example it acts like a jaw breaker. it has one large layer that so tough it would be impossible to for anything to break. this potion was created by the zebras of zecora's home town and is given to mares of over 21 which mares under the influence will become fatigue and must be rush to the hospital and given the anti fertility potion. the potion lasts for about a week so the mares will be fine till next dosage and each dosage is calibrated by the mares weight and height. Even the princesses need higher dosages because of their alicorn status. mares can afford it at their local hospital but it costs a little more then the pill and they must have a doctors agreement notice to take the fertility potion. the way it enters the system is by consumption. it's not the tastiest which most mares here hate taking it but they have to in order to protect themselves. several would refuse the potion which they rather take the pill or the stallion will use the condom but most of the female guards must take it before the heat season.

i can see where this is going. but how it wears off exactly and what are the symptoms.

if a mare wants to have a foal they must wait a week for the potion to wear off completely. then only then the mare has a higher chance of pregnancy. and as for the effects mmmmmmm well their pretty bad. the potion acts like aphrodisiac which makes them feel more hotter and it increase their strength by ten folds and their are other symptoms i rather not say. *chuckles lamely* so yeah taking the potion ON the heat season is never best idea.

oh i know that too well. *stretches back*

yeah 4. yeah someday celestia would like to join but she needs give some time to think about it. who knows.

and 5. yes all of the subjects return back to normal ponies. however only chrysalis and her ponies return to normal. she does have sisters but unfortunately they are...

i see so in due time they will.

come yes. so be prepare for them.

alright. next question is from Gamedude88. he asks:
1. How would you feel if Princess Luna changed into Lusty Luna?
2. What would you do if ever mare/griffon/female character, got pregnant with one or more babies?
3. What would you do if Zecora came by with a potion that increased your size and output to hero-like status, and then she took it out for a long, sexy, beautiful test run?

ok lets go through the numbering again.
1. i do not know on lusty luna but if i must be mistaken i can only guess she is a lust crazy mare if i'm not mistaken.

yeah she is. they say she's as bad as molestia. but you'll know later on.

*gulps* 2. i would do like all the other's i got pregnant. i will be there for them and help raise them along side and give them love and happiness with all of my heart.

that's the spirit human.

*chuckles* 3. uh no thanks no hero status please. i like the way i am now.

meaning you like being a dork. *laughs but stops as human punchs me in the arm* hey ease up.

you deserve that.

whatever *takes next question* this one's from Jalak. his question is.
In the eyes of the law, how does what Blueblood did any worse then what every single mare tries to do with any stallion they come across. Seems like males get the short end of the stick when it comes to what you can and can't do (although the entire female population would probably be in jail if tried by human law standards, all things considered)

*looks at wolf annoyed expression* want me to say it or you.

let me explain briefly to those. their is tension on both genders but no pony can say what they can or can't do. they all have rights both male and female even though one or the other says they are high and might. *lets human continue*

but no matter what gender they are in let this get into your thick skulls.

*both me and human* RAPE IS STILL RAPE!

it's just they have a low tolerance to assholes that rape others whether if it's a female or a male and no matter if they have a royal status or lots of money they will pay the consequences

that's right. *sighs* lets continue onto the next question this one is from Kirkmon2: his question is
Would you consider doing a futa chapter?
Tho the pregnant idea would be good to.

*looks at me with emotionless expression. sees me shook head* no. no futa but we'll keep the pregnant part idea.

yeah uh that's... not my style. sorry. next one comes from The stalking pervert. *looks at name carefully* uh yeah um his questions are for both of us. for me he ask these.
1)how big are you making the human character's dick? I mean its already going in the womb.
2)Are you also trying to make him grow another penis or enlarge his balls sack? Thou that would be creative on the possibilities on sex, it also on the other hand sounds and seems creepy.
3)Are you trying to make the human character the ultimate sex guru that will satisfy a good portion of the mare population? Since it looks like he's got Ponyville on his..(ahem)... care.

and for you human he asks these.
1) What is your name?
2) ( I may miss this info)At what point did you claim or Twilight (or any of the mare except Applejack) as your marefriends? At the Gilda section or before that?
3) What do you think are Mr. Cake's thought's when you get his wife pregnant? Since the child or children will have some of your human traits on them, and he needs to be pretty dense if he can't put two and two together.

i'll start with mine and let human work on his then. okay

*human nods* alright

1.i believe that's how far it will be for now on. i don't want to know how large it is but i can say it's worthy enough for any mare.

yeah lets leave it at that.

2. uh for his sacks and his member yeah his size is fine for now. no double dicks or soccer size balls. just the way they are.

please lets stop talking about my reproductive parts.

3. uh him the ultimate sex guru. hmmmmmm that's an idea

*looks at him annoyed* no

now my questions?
1. i still don't know. wolf didn't tell me my na-

his name is Raymond phoenix.

*looks at wolf surprise as i smiled at him* um

what you said you wanted a name so i chose a name for you.

*smiles a bit* thanks 2. both twilight and applejack each became my marefriend after their special treatment. a few i gave which some just rather be friends which i'm fine with that. but twilight and the other mane 6 are my marefriends and i'm their coltfriend.

yup

3. that was already cover on the previous question.

yeah pretty much and either of us are not dense about it. well except raymond here

HEY!

*laughs*

alright two more people and we're done. this one from Rugby his questions are
1. Wheres Derpy been since you gave here that treatment? Haven't heard a thing since the heat and I'd thought she would be at the heart's warming eve party, the human being a good friend of hers (plus would be cool to meet Dinky
2. Since none asked and the human does want to know, whats he look like?

1. i heard she was with the doctor and her daughter dinky on a adventure or something. i'm not sure where since they both left during the heat season and hearts warming eve.

yeah that's what i heard too

2. as for my look wolf will explain that.

he's actually a tan average build with spike dark brown hair eyes. a large bang look like a needle covers your left eye in the middle. he wears a white collared shirt with the spa logo on the left bicep and light blue pants and comfortable shoes. he also wears a black leather watch on his right hand wears a cross and dogtags around his neck.

really.

yeah but that's what i see of you. others will get other ideas but as the author that's what i see what you look like. ok.

ok whatever suits you.

yup and for the final question. i have over look at the conversation that lightingace and i believe various-valient (not sure since i accidently forgot the get both names before erasing the last post. sorry) have both been asking about a royal treatment for princess celestia and about hardcore ponies and other species here in equestria and all the part of making raymond rut them till they can't walk or even stand up straight. let me have to say this

oh no

yes..... i like those idea's i'll keep the in mind as i continue through more chapters of special spa treatment: human edition *grins like a Chester cat*

i hate all of you

*laughs* whelp that's the last question of this here question/answer chapter. and now before we can close this off and head home *waves hand to the characters to come* i like to introduce 4 characters that will be on in a later time. three of the characters will be in a new story that i'm working on so far while the last one will be in a new story that will roughly be 5 chapters so far.

the other stories such as wolf's revenge and spark flame of magic i might be either putting them on long hiatus or erase them off fimfiction. i'm still debating them but once i finish with these ones i' return back to working on those two and along with the others.

i can't tell you their names yet but i can say that working with them is going to be awesome. SO THAT'S IT FOLKS OF FIMFICTION! TUNE IN FOR A NEW CHAPTER OF THIS AWESOME CHAPTER OF SPECIAL SPA TREATMENT: HUMAN EDITION.

please drive safely and you all have a nice day.

yup so one last time for us. *smiles at human as he sighs*

fine

STAY AWESOME EVERY BRONY!

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