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Simon and Fluttershy were drunk. So was Craig, he was drinking cucumber and died and exploded.

"I love you H-Honey" Slurred the tipsy pegasus

"I'M A DWARF AND I'M SCORING A DATE!"

"Oh Honey, u so funneh." She fell over and exploded twice. "lol"

They went home and Craig came back to life and thought he was Harry Potter made a pizza and ate it with Olly and Chris

Then Simon and flutters totally did it

Craig was there and exploded everywhere.

Twilight did it with Craig. Zaktree was there but didn't join in and just spoke to Lewis. He liked ponies and the Yogscast so it was a win-win situation.

I was also there and Pinkie slapped me for messing around.

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This means nothing... I wrote this from m iPod at school. It was so pro.

Finally the muffin man came with his muffins and sold them yay everyone said

"oh look muffin man" 

And then zaktree said 

"papsquagel" - Olly

"I ate 7 muffins" - Chris

Gamaliel wanted explosions so I added them. The explosions exploded in an explosion of explosions. Boom. Now it is a Cool story, bro