Sir Morning Glory is many things. He is a refined gentlecolt, despite not really being a colt. He is an avid admirer of fine arts. He is a distinguished apologist of existential philosophy. But more importantly, he is a dildo. Not just any dildo, mind you! No, Sir Morning Glory belongs to the most spectacular classical musician in all of Equestria - Octavia Philarmonica. He is content with his life, and his current job. However, all of that changes when his mistress brings home a peculiar white unicorn…