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I’m Floris. A 13 year old brony. I’m 4’ 8” tall and sometimes mistaken to be a girl. I like RC cars, Pokémon and of course, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. I have the Asperger syndrom. That’s a form of Autism. I’m a bit shy, but only to people I don’t know. I’ve also got a really competitive nature and have a need for speed! My grades at school aren’t bad, in fact, there are a lot of people who are kind of jealous! Almost everyone at school knows me, even though I have only one real friend: William. He’s pretty smart, just like me. His main hobby is domino and he’s kind of scared of people liking My Little Pony. Lately, he’s been getting less scared of them and he’s accepting it more. I always enjoyed being with him. We just seem to get along, aside from the regular “trolling”. We were just living our normal lives, until this day:

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It was just an ordinary day. I went to school, shocked myself opening my locker (Why am I always statically charged?), went to all my classes and went back home. I did my homework and got bored. I decided to get a drink. While drinking, I wondered:

“What would it be like in Equestria? I guess it would be less boring.”

I walked back up the stairs to my room, and got bored again. I hate being bored, so I just decided to watch some random YouTube poop. After 5 videos, I already met a pony video.

“Wow, ponies are really invading the internet!”

It didn’t take long to get bored again, so I checked my FIMFiction account. “Still no story updates? I need more chapters!”

I didn’t know what to do on the internet, so I just decided to quit and go play Pokémon on my DSi. I started Soul Silver. I was in Azalea town and walked up to a pretty large house at the northern end of the town. Inside was an old man. He was sad because all the Slowpoke had disappeared. Team Rocket had stolen them. He took me to “Slowpoke well” and I had to battle a few Team Rocket grunts before fighting the “boss” of that area. It was pretty easy. When I was done freeing the Slowpoke, I went to the second gym and beat it in one shot. Bug type Pokémon are easy to defeat when you have fire and rock type Pokémon. Then, I got bored again.

I just turned on the TV, but there was nothing interesting.

“Why is everything so boring?”

I just sighed and grabbed some candy.

“Candy tastes better when you’re bored.”

I looked at the time.

“4:50? Only twenty minutes had passed!? I want something exciting to happen in ten seconds from now!”

I turned back to my MacBook, but was interrupted by something that sounded like a crossover between screeching metal and some strong wind. I turned around to see a perfectly round hole where my wardrobe had been.

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