Item #SCP: 3.141

Object Class: Safe Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: Due to the high risk of memetic spread, all files, writing, powerpoints, videos, or plushies concerning  SCP-3.14 must be deleted from the internet as soon as possible.  This will be done as as possible under the bounds of SOPA copyright claims.  

In addition all computers in the surrounding area in which SCP-3.14 is spotted must be deactivated and all files must be erased immediately.  Anesthetics are to be distributed to all civilians in the area.

SCP-3.14 is in a constant state of containment breach.  Special Containment Procedure “Alicorn” or “Equestia Girls” may be activated in case of emergency.   These Special procedures involve [REDACTED] which will cause popularity to fall weakening the subject.

Description: SCP-3.14 is an adaptive, self-propagating meme in the form of an entity most often referred to as █████ ██.   SCP-3.14 may have manifested due to the focus of hundreds thousands millions of people known as █████.  This is known as the tulpa effect similar to SCP-582.

 The subject takes the appearance of a small pink equine estimated to be 4 feet tall and  160 pounds.  SCP-3.14 has two notable forms.  In form 1, SCP-3.14 has poofy pink hair and is considered safe to approach.  In form 2, SCP-3.14’s hair is straightened, in this form she must be considered an Euclid Class.  This change is most likely the result of the fanfiction known as [REDACTED].

SCP-3.14 is from the the popular tv show ██ ████ ████ which has gained popularity on the internet.  SCP-3.14 lives in the fictional town of ██████ as a baker with SCP-682-2 which is the offspring of SCP-███.

SCP-3.14 has many abilities that have yet to be explained by modern science. Most notable is the ability to interact with things outside of the television show or to see beyond the fourth wall. During the third season nearly half the episodes were abandoned due to SCP-3.14 not cooperating with animators attempts to write the subject out of the script. Most most changes that the subject made were harmless.  However in one episode SCP-3.14 and [REDACTED] Dash go to sugar cube corner to make cupcakes.  However things take a turn for when SCP-3.14 pulls out a [REDACTED] and [REDACTED] Dash. Who awakes in a [REDACTED] which eventually leads to its death.  The two of them then sit down and enjoy their cupcakes together as if nothing happened.  The animator ██████ and the voice actor ██████  do not remember animating or voicing any of it and were deeply disturbed.  The episode was scraped along with half the season.

The Subject has the ability to stretch parts of its body to abnormal lengths as if it was made out of sort of rubber material.  Many of the normal laws of physics (such as motion and gravity) do not apply to SCP-3.14.  The subjects powers grow as the fanbase grows larger.  

Addendum 3.14-A: (Dr. ██████ and 3.14 are in [REDACTED] the suject is crawling up the walls and throwing confetti, she was not cooperative with questioning

 ██████: Why are you doing this?

SCP-3.14 Fun silly!

Dr.

SCP-3.14: Oh in that case... I’m doing this to make you smile!

Dr. ██████: Pardon? (Frowns)

SCP-3.14: Ah come on don’t be like that!  

Dr. ██████: I’ve seen too much in my time at the foundation.  I have not smiled in over 6 years

SCP-3.14:  Oh really?  Lets see if we can fix that! (SCP-3.14 jumps onto Dr. ██████’s back.)

Dr. ██████: No stop!  please.

(the camera  cuts off for about (1) minute when it returned Dr.██████ had a huge grin on his face and was struggling to prevent himself from laughing.)

SCP-3.14: And then I said ‘Oatmeal are you Crazy?’  

(At this point Dr. ██████ falls over into an uncontrollable fit of laughter unable to breath.  10 minutes later he died of cardiac arrest)