IMPORTANT NOTE: So this is very important to note...so hopefully you are reading this..and if not...well can't do anything about...can I? So...with the next few episodes...as a fair warning...it's not very good.

Now what do I mean by that you may ask? Well...you see a long time ago these episodes were written...and long story short they were terrible...well maybe not terrible...but it certainly needs some work. Especially like with Episode 1-3, which needed a re-write. So with that being said...Episodes 1-3 are good... But onward...well...there's your problem...

What I'm trying to say is...until I get around to it...expect episode 4-20.5 to have a certain quality to them that you may or may not like. Not saying you shouldn't read it. You should still give it a go...just don't expect it to have the same standards as the episodes you have just read...go into it with low expectations and be prepared to see my own stupidity from years ago.

Not that these next episodes are going to have a re-write...you're insane if you think I'm going to do that for 4-20.5..instead I'll just re-edit them, clean up the words a little bit...add some more details...however I must note that it's going to be a while before these re-edits do happen...which is why I say you should go ahead and keep reading because...you're going to be waiting a long while before I get to the re-edits...

But I will say this for you guys going into it... Even though they may not be as good as episodes 1-3...I still like them...as they have something more simple to them. Yeah some of it's stupid as you'll find out when you read it...assumingly that is...but...you will see it's simple and in a way in it's own little world that you might be able to appreciate...it just needs to have a little bit more added to it along with a clean up...in which case...here's a little promo...

Link to Promo for Re-edits...
The Remastered Edits

So other than that...I hope you enjoy the rest of the episodes that I have out so far...

I just wanted to make sure you guys are aware of what is going on so you won't be confused or upset or anything like that...

So thanks...and have a good day...

~TMG/Bob Tom...

So I have SLOWLY started the re-edit process, and just so you know.
So far here are the episodes that have been completed:
Episode 10

That is all for now...

Chapter 4, The Trolling Celestia and the Gala Tickets

Well, guess what, just like in the show, I was helping Mac Farmer buck some apples. I still couldn’t believe I was doing this.

Therefore, of course, since I was a Brony, I knew this was going to be the one where I receive two gala tickets, and I can go with one guess.

By the way, not to get off topic here, but I never understood, that in the show, when they go to the gala, you see them running off, but on the season finale, they go to the gala, and it’s like it’s there first time going there. I have no idea the timeline is for the show, which you think would be very straight forward but no. I don’t know, sometimes, I just wonders things.

So anyway, as I was saying, just I suspected I get a letter from Celestia, and she gives me two tickets to the Gala.

What a trolling bicth. She knows I have five friends, but she still sends me two tickets.

I also know she was planning this, so I could just send a letter to her, what I learned about friendship. Well, I’m one step ahead of her. What I did was go back to what the letter was when twilight sended them, but then replaced and added a view words here and there, so it’s like wrote my own letter and I actually learned something. In fact, I have them all pre- written, so all I have to do is sent the right one, and do nothing else.

Anyway, just like in the show, Rainbow Dash was listening, well, so was Forest Fire. He fell down from a cloud, which I still don’t know how we didn’t notice that cloud above us.

Well, if you remember how angry applejack was when rainbow dash was listening in, yea, Mac was well pissed off. He was so furious with Forest, he threatened him, but I found a way to calm him down.

I did it by saying forest had aids, and somehow he believed me, although Forest didn’t hear me, thank Celestia.
Well, I told them the two of them could have it, but they insisted I go, since I did get the letter from Celestia, but here’s the thing.

I don’t give two shits and one flaming fuck about some party, that’s not even a project X party, although I do have to admit, at times I do love a classy party at times, but most of the times, I like a project x one.

Now, if you recall how Twilight was hungry, well, I was hungry too, and the weird thing is, I ate already not too long ago. Either Celestia is doing it or the universe is. I also want to comment on how good the food here is.

As you may have guessed, the ponies are vegetarian, although pegisi do eat fish, and spike does meat as well as pinkie pie, but she’s special. In other words, pinkie Pie logic, just saying.

Anyway, I was walking home to get something to eat, which would have been a dandelion sandwich, which some ponies here eat.

Now I know how humans can’t eat flowers, because, if I can recall, we don’t have a specific gland. Well, I have that gland, but I’m pretty sure it’s because, I followed the rules of the universes.

As I was saying, I was walking home and then Neon Party bumped into me and saw I had a ticket. He then immediately assumed I was going to take him, and thanked me many of times for taking him.

All I can say is, I think he was high. I really do mean it. I saw weed from where he came from, which was the building he worked at. Besides, I was surprised that this universe had drugs, although later I found out it wasn’t illegal, nor was it well known.

So, then Classy Jack came and saw it, and he wanted to go. He said he wanted to go because he thinks he can sell his stuff, there at the Gala, while Neon Party just wants to have a party.

The others had reasons as well.

Forest wanted to meet the wonder bolts, and see Rainbow Dash of course.

Mac wanted to go, so he can outsell applejack, and Arrell wanted to go, because there are animals he hasn’t seen before, so at least the reasons are different, or somewhat different.

Oh, right, and Arrell saw the tickets because he saw Neon Party and Classy Jack.

Well, I told them to fuck off, and yet, they still didn’t hear what I said, although I think I did get a sort of a reaction from Neon Party, but I think he was still high, but I doubt it, because he was singing about going to the gala, like as much as Pinkie did in the episode.

Besides, if he were high while singing, he would’ve been singing slow ride.

Well, I went to the café, and I ordered hay fries, and to be honest with you, they don’t taste that bad, then again, I was a pony then and still now. Well, I had that, while wolf ordered some weird ass soup, which I have forgotten the name of, but still.

Another thing, you know how Twilight yelled at the waiter, because I didn’t. Literally. I didn’t even give a fuck about the tickets, because all I wanted to do was eat something, and then get back to the problem.

So, I did, until everyone ran for cover from the rain, but I frankly didn’t care because it’s hay fries.

it’s not going to get ruined by water, although, wolf was a little pissed off about the soup having rain water added to it, but he just said fuck it and moved on, which I was hoping he finally realized he was made of wood and didn’t need to eat, but yet, he still ate after words.

Seriously, I’m still freaked out that the fact that he’s made out of wood, he eats or even takes a piss for that matter. Then again, I just say to myself, its magic, even though I’m pretty sure it’s something else, but I just pretend it’s just magic.

Anyway, to my not so surprised look, when I found I wasn’t getting rained on, I looked to the skies, and saw Forest sitting there on the clouds.

He just told me how a friend of his souldn’t be out in the raining weather, which I then told him, he could have the ticket.

I remember the joy on his face, he was so happy. It’s sad and a little odd to say it but, he reminds me of Dashie from My Little Dashie, and I don’t really want to talk about it, because every time I think about, I cry so many manly tears.

Moving on, I then told, there was a catch, that he would had to compete with the others, not in a fight for my amusement, but I was going to give the guys the tickets, and let them decide among them who gets to go or not , which would probably end up in all of their deaths.

He then realized what I had said, and closed the cloud on me like a doucebag.

Well, I was just telling him the truth, and sometimes the truth hurts.

Then, what do you know, Classy Jack was right next to me, and offered me to go with him back to his shop.

Just as in the show, he had something for me to wear to the Gala, even though I told him I’m not going, he still managed to say don’t be ridiculous.

Don’t be ridiculous, he says. How about this. Look at the one robot chicken episode; where it had that one skit where it was a little play, and it was called don’t be ridiculous. At the end, now that shit is ridiculous.

However, trust me, I can think of more ridiculous things, like Pinkie slowly floating up from a hole, while crazy shit is happening around her.

As I said before, Pinkie Pie physics, and I wouldn’t ask about if I was you.

So, he made me a nice suit, and I do have to admit, It was pretty cool, because, here’s the thing with me and suits.

It makes you look you know what you’re doing right from the spot, and it also makes you look like an important person, and business man, and it makes it look like you can handle money very well, but just my opinion.

He also made a suit for himself, which rather looked a little bit better than mine, to go to the Gala with me.
Well, since it looked better then mines, although that’s not the reason, the reason is that he thinks he can out do me, but let’s not get into that, and I walked out of the store

. Now, I know you think I’m arrogant, although, let’s be honest here, who isn’t or who hasn’t been arrogant, even if they didn’t show it. Rather reminds me that everybody is a little bit racist song, but I’m not, I just really, really, don’t give a flaming fuck about the Gala tickets.

So anyway, I was tired, and still hungry, cause I was pulled out from my hay fries, so I decided to end this thing once and for all, and demand Celestia give me more tickets to the Gala, by sending her letter.

Unfortunately, I said the word hungry aloud, Mac heard me, and he came up to me with a shit load of apples.

I don’t say this to sound mean, but he fucking applefied every single thing there was. Even sandwiches to hay for Celestia’s sake. How the hell do you even make apples with that. I don’t even understand, unless, it’s a apple family type thing, but still, although the apple pie was quite delicious, but still.

I then tried to run away from him, and wouldn’t you know arrell was in my home, cleaning. In addition, no, he was not singing the MLP theme, but he was telling the animals to clean the place, which I do have to admit, it’s very impressive the way he did. He even made one of his closest animals, which is a bunny,( angels twin?) make me a fucking salad.

Now, I’m not saying there’s nothing wrong with a salad, but why the hell would I give him a ticket to the gala just because he made me salad. If he was trying to do something that would make me take him to the Gala, he would had to do something better to do it.

However, since I don’t care about the Gala, I don’t give a fuck.

Therefore, I just slowly backed up, and what do you know, Neon Party got everyone in town and threw me up and down, saying how great I am, so I can give him the ticket.

Soon, everyone was so shocked what Neon Party said, that they all looked at him, with grins on all their faces. Then they started offering me some lazy exchanges for a ticket to the gala.

Therefore, what do I do, the only thing that was sensible and the only thing that I could think of. Run the fuck away, just like in the episode. Therefore, I ran like hell, and it turned into one of those Scooby doo chases if you can recall from the classic Scooby doo show. Even I was confused I ended in one place, and then on the opposite side. Therefore, I just deiced to teleport me and wolf back home.

We then turned off all the lights, and hoping not to be found.Then, what next came, I find my friends there waiting for me.
However, the important thing is, how the fuck, did they get into my house! I have the place locked up, and they are still inside. I think its Neon Party doing, which I think he can also defy all laws of physics, which note to self, study and stalk him later to find out.

so anyway, then I told everyone I don’t care about the Gala, and they can have the tickets, and then they said they were sorry, and didn’t want the ticket, although, like rainbow dash, forest thought he was going, which I wonder, did any of them heard what I said? Are they deaf? On the other hand, is it the universe refraining me from saying words, that wasn’t proper or doesn’t relate like in the show?

So at this point, I completely gave up, and did what I was trying to do all of this time, sending a letter.
I grabbed out one of the pre- written letters, and just pretended I was writing stuff down. I then placed the two tickets in the letter and sended off.

They did question why I didn’t keep them, but I was so tired of saying it, I just gave up, and a few seconds later, I received a letter from Celestia, with 6 tickets inside.

Therefore, I then gave the guys there tickets. I also gave wolf his ticket as well, cause like I said before, I don’t give a fuck, but then she sended another letter.

It said to give the ticket to wolf as well, and trust me, you can’t burn these tickets. I’ve tried it already. Soon, I just said fuck it and went joined the other guys running off randomly off into the distance.