Psst... just so you know, this is a sort of sequel to the other short, Corona Virus Comes to Equestria, so you should probably read that one first if you haven't... also happy 8th anniversary you guys... wooooo... Enjoy...

What’s that on my chin? What is that? I can feel it, yet I don’t know what it is… huh… or shit that’s right.

Ok, where were we? Ah right, the short adventures that we have all had, throughout our tormented lives here in Stalia. It’s not really torment it’s just a weird pain in the ass to deal with you know?

Especially in the short terms like the Corona who seem to have come and go and drag us into whatever. Not into like one big adventure, just periodically, it was a weird thing that happened. And how it all ends… well I guess we’ll just have to get there together as friends… or a family.

I’m kidnapping you all, and you can’t do anything about it. Alright then, let’s continue our little journey with the Corona. So last time we left off, the Corona was launched high into the sky for some weird fucking reason and Arrell made a fool of himself. As for the Corona and his two daughters they were flying into the air, without a care.

Ebola Chan and Corona Chan were holding on to the Corona’s spikes that were pointing outward with both hands, almost as if they were like hugging him or something. They were holding on to their father with a firm grip and were sort of like on the sides of him, not fully, kind of like diagonally, like half on top and half on the side so both of the daughters could fit on to the Corona’s back… or is it top?

I don’t know but just imagine the two daughters hanging off of an oversized, wise cracking magical sphere that glowed whenever it talked. They were soaring like eagles, with the two daughters having smiles upon their faces as they have grown to accept who their father was.

And I’m sure if there was an expression that you could see, the Corona would be smiling too. They were soaring fast past by clouds and birds and so many other wonders that happen to fly through the air. Like Hitler or the souls of those that were in the World Trade Center, boy are they flying still. I mean they didn’t jump out of the building, they just told themselves they could fly before they jumped… but then they jumped and was then disappointed like a kid on Christmas who wanted a game console, but instead got a sock filled with broken dreams and his dad’s seed.

You know, the kind you plant outside and a tree filled with oranges grow, but really you wanted a tree filled with apples to grow so you can be just like Applejack, so you go and chop it down, but then Florida just comes in and fuck you right in the ass. I don’t know what I’m talking about anymore. Anyways, the trio was riding high in the sky and by this point, far away from Stalia. That see saw, I tell you, that was one powerful fucking see saw. But whatever, who cares if Stalia is the home to Equestria’s most powerful see saw and anyone that gets on it is bound to die and so all of the deaths have been covered up, the important point here is that the three were flying without a worry in their mind.

And they were all quiet with smiles on their faces… until Ebola Chan finally spoke up, still with a warm smile on her face and still hope for her father to one day accomplish his dreams, said to her father, “So dad, so what happens next?”

Corona then said to his daughter Ebola Chan, “What are you talking about, I thought this was your plan?”

And then that smile that Ebola Chan had slowly disappeared into one of horror as she then started to realize the reality of their situation. They were flying fast through the clouds at high speed with no way safely down and could possibly die in some unknown land. And the best part, no one will hear them scream as they land like a pancake on the ground as they die, and no one from their world will ever know.

Not the FBI, CIA, The China CIA, the Mexicans, nobody will know. And through her mind, she started to wonder what her mother will think once her and her sister is considered to be lost, and what will her friends think of back in school. She won’t be able to see them again; she’s fucked, just like life and living in a society. Society… we live in a society…. Ha… you get it? I think you do, but I don’t think you do.

Anyways, Ebola Chan was horrified by the idea that they were all going to die without seeing any other loved one ever again and that soon, as Ebola Chan then asked her father in a very hasty and worried tone, “WHAT! THIS WASN’T MY IDEA! THIS WAS YOUR IDEA DAD!”

And then Corona Chan then said out loud, still a with a heavy Asian like smile on her face, “私はこれが空に住んでいる偉大な白いひげを生やした男の計画だと思った！ イェーイ！ 私はイエスに会うつもりです！ 死のために万歳！”

And then Corona then said to Corona Chan, “Yeah that’s the spirit honey! We’ll get out of this, just as soon as your sister comes up with an idea to get us out of this mess that she got us into.”

Ebola Chan, starting to get annoyed by her father, “This was your idea though dad! You’re the one who had us get on that stupid thing!”

The Corona then started to think about it in silence as the three were hurdling at the speeds that probably should have killed them or harmed them in some way by now.

And as he was thinking for a few seconds, he then said to Ebola Chan, “Yeah, you’re probably right. I probably had like a few cold ones last night; maybe I did say something about this. Maybe we should turn back around and ask for directions. Yup, your old man here isn’t afraid to ask for directions… I’m incompetent. And I embrace it.”

Of course the question here is... is he really a man? Perhaps the Corona was a man stuck in a Corona’s body. Perhaps the Corona just needed some surgery and become a trans human or something. Come on now, we all gotta be progressive here and admit that big giant diseases can be human too as they are nothing but a joke too you know.

Anyways, Ebola Chan then yelled at her father, started to become angered by the second as they continued to be in the air, “DAD, THIS IS SERIOUS, STOP JOKING AROUND AND DO SOMETHING! OR WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE!”

The Corona then finally admitted to his faults and then said, “Alright Alright Alright! I get your point. I just… I just don’t know what to do right now. I didn’t think I’d get this far.”

Ebola Chan then asked her father, “You’re telling me you did this without thinking it over!?”

The Corona then said, “Sweetie, I’m the Corona, I don’t think things, I do things. That’s how my father did it. That’s how my grandfather did it. That’s how his father did it. And his father I think just drank a lot of lead and became the Lead Virus or something. But that’s how we get things done and I will be damned if I think things through for once. God damn it!”

Corona Chan then spoke up, with a little worried look upon her face as she then said with a scared look and tone, “無駄に主の名前を言うなパパ！ そうでなければ、飛んで糸のモンスターはパパとして知られている処女の楽園に私たちをさせません！ 私は面白いダンスの薬のすべてを取る飛んでいるものに会いたいです！”

And then the Corona then said to Corona Chan, “That’s nice sweetie, daddy is proud that you got an A in linguistics, but right now daddy is trying to do something that’ll get us out of here.”

And then the Corona started to think and tried to think of a way out of this mess that he had put himself through. And as he tried to think and think, he just couldn’t come up with anything to save him and his two daughters. And as he was trying to concentrate while hurdling through so many feet of air you got to question why they haven’t crashed yet… hmmmm… maybe the Asians do know how to fly… hmmm, note to self, capture Asian and force him to tell you how to fly. Ok, never mind that, you don’t know anything.

As the Corona was thinking, he was muttering to himself, under his breath despite his daughters being near him and being able to hear him, “Hmmm. Now let’s see, maybe I can. No, that won’t do. Maybe we can, no, that would require me to have a pair of wings. Maybe I can, no, I don’t have that paid off or have the illegal’s to do that.”

And then after a few seconds more of silence and his daughters waiting in anticipation, wanting to know what their father’s solution to this situation was, the Corona then said out loud to them both, “I GOT IT!”

Ebola Chan then had a smile of hope and wonder form on her face very quickly as she looked towards her father and wondered and asked him, “So, what’s the plan then dad?”

The Corona paused for a few seconds as a few seconds of silence was in between then, and after seconds more had passed, the Corona then finally spoke up and said to both of his daughters in such a cheerful and whimsical tone, “WE ARE ALL GOING TO FUCKING DIIIIIIEEEEE!!!”

And then they all started to scream in unison with a face of terror and inevitable death upon their faces and brows. Well except for Corona Chan, she had a smile of happiness and delight… probably some weird Asian thing going on there. And as the three were screaming in terror, knowing they were going to die, they finally started to lose traction in the air and was about to fall on to the ground and die a pretty lame way I must say.

Seriously, if you were going to die, at least go out in style. Falling down is just a lame way to go, just like the people who wanted to fly by jumping from the World Trade Centers. But let’s be honest here, they wanted to create 9/11 2 and god said no so he didn’t give them the ability to fly… and that’s why they fell… to their deaths. But at least they tried, unlike these fuckers over here. Anyways, as they were quickly descending to the ground, a weird portal thingy opened up right before them, probably a glitch you could say, wide open and right in their direction.

And it happened all so fast that they didn’t have the time to process it all in their minds. And as they went through the portal, they ended up back in the Corona’s shitty apartment back on Earth, just how they started to begin with. And as they landed back into the apartment, they rolled out on to the hard shitty, cum stained wooden floor, as their butts and back hit against a wall. All the mean while, the portal that had appeared to save them from out of nowhere then suddenly disappeared. Who knows, maybe it was an act of god… or not.

And as the three landed, safely, with some minor bruises of course, the Corona then said out loud, “Oh wow, what a very nice little coincidence that the portal that opened up brought us back into our home. Unless… this isn’t our home!”

The two daughters were still on the floor as the Corona had gotten up and was slightly levitating off the floor as usual, with Corona Chan being face down and a little hurt while Ebola Chan was on her back with her legs up against the wall. They both were moaning in pain a bit with Corona Chan rubbing her head and Ebola Chan trying to get up.

They did so without too much of a struggle and as Ebola, who had a bit of a worried, but glum look on her face, she said to the Corona, “Of course we’re back dad. This is our apartment.”

The Corona then asked her daughter Ebola Chan, “Are you sure about that sweetie. Cause Daddy thinks we have entered… AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION THAT SUSPICIOUSLY LOOKS LIKE OUR APARTMENT, BUT REALLY IT’S PART OF A COMPUTER SIMULATION TO TRY AND TRICK US AND GET OUR BLOOD!”

He had said that with a bit of an echoing tone, like it was some massive reveal or something, like something big and shocking. But the effect was weird… and questionable. Not sure how a living Corona ball can do that, let alone have blood. Wait, did he have blood? I guess he might have.

Anyways, after the Corona’s responded, Ebola Chan then said to her father, “Of course it is dad!”

She had said it with a ticked off look in her eyes, annoyed by her father’s recklessness and poor decision making that could have gotten them all killed.

The Corona then said, “Yeah, you’re probably right, but I swear to you sweetie, you will not regret the day I bought that lizard people readiness kit from that shady guy who usually offers some weird white powder over by the freeway that day. Sure, it was your college fund, but it was all to protect you from the lizard people.”

Ebola Chan started to become flustered and frustrated as she started to move her arms in a flaring like way as she remained even more upset towards her father.

She had then said to the Corona, “You… you… you…”

She then let out a loud sort of sigh like response, a moan and grown out of frustration, finding it difficult to find the right words to be used towards her father to describe the anger that she had towards him. And with her frustration, she stomped off towards the living room and back to her bed in the living area in anger and sat down on the mattress with her arms folded near her chest and not looking at her father.

The Corona, confused as to what was going on, then followed her daughter there shortly after, with Corona Chan following suite with a worried look as she started to mess with her fingers playing and putting both index fingers and pointing at each other… or whatever that’s called. Look, when you’re in pony land here and don’t spend time with hands too much, you forget the terms too, so lay off… because I know ya. I see ya. I know what you did… you dirty son of a bitch. Anyways, she was doing it because she was a little nervous as to what was going on.

As the Corona and Corona Chan went into the living room, the Corona then asked Ebola Chan, “What’s the matter sweetie? Is it the whole lizard people thing? Look I know it was your college fund and stuff. But you got to look at the long term here, it’s always good to prepare for the worst, and hope for the worst, cause that lizard people readiness kit wasn’t cheap you know.”

Ebola Chan just didn’t look at her father anymore, she looked towards the dirty, grime filled, and filthy wall as it looked a lot more appealing to her than to look at her own father. She was giving him the silent treatment for a bit. The Corona however, took the silence as a response, despite the angered look still upon her face.

So the Corona then said, “Oooohhhhh I get it. My little baby girl is still afraid of the lizard people.”

The Corona then got close to Ebola Chan and continued the conversation the father and daughter were having.

The Corona then said to her, “Look, if you’re still afraid of the lizard people coming out of your closet, it’s alright. Daddy understands your fear. But don’t worry, once your daddy here takes over the world, I’ll make sure to put all of the lizard people into the back of the ovens. Trust me, I did my research and in order to kill the lizard people, you need to kill them from where they once came, which was in the back of the ovens… somewhere in Germany… in the 1800’s.”

Ebola Chan could no longer keep quiet as she then responded very abruptly to the Corona, “No dad! It’s not the stupid lizard people! I haven’t been afraid of them since I was six!”

She had looked straight into the Corona’s… uhh… eyes, where ever those eyes were located on him… and said with a very strong tone in her voice.

The Corona, still relaxed and calm, then said, “Ohhh… then what are upset about then sweetie?”

Corona Chan then spoke up and said to her dear sister with worry in her heart, “はい、親愛なる妹をお願いします、あなたとあなたの魂は何のエールを教えてください？ 私たちと風の神々はあなたとあなたの健康を心配しています。”

The Corona didn’t respond back, and just waited for her daughter’s response.

Ebola Chan then said in frustration, “Are you kidding me!? You almost had us killed because you sent us flying into the air! I trusted you, we trusted you!”

She had a bit of worry and a sad look in her eyes as her face changed emotions as she moved her arms outward with emotion towards her father.

The Corona however then said to Ebola Chan, “Oh come on, don’t be silly about that sweetie. That’s nothing to get upset over; I got us back all in one piece didn’t I?”

Ebola Chan then returned back into the angered look that she had and said, “You didn’t have anything planned! You said we were all going to die!”

The Corona then said, “Yeah but… it all worked out for us in the end… didn’t it?”

Ebola Chan, having enough of her father’s antics, then moaned and groaned again in frustration and immediately laid down on her back on the bed and said to him, “I wish at I was with Mom and Chad! I wish you were never my father!”

The Corona and Corona Chan both gasped in shock by Ebola Chan’s comment as Corona Chan seemed a little heartbroken and the Corona then said to her, “You don’t mean that!”

Corona Chan then also said after that, “愛するパパにどうしてそんなことを言えるんだ!?”

Ebola Chan, while staring upwards towards the ceiling, and still anger in her voice, “No, I do mean it. I wish I was with mom. She would at least let me be with my friends and go to school like a normal girl.”

The Corona then seemed to be a bit heartbroken by that response and was a little saddened by it as he looked a little down by her daughter’s own comments against him.

The Corona then said to himself, “Ohh…”

And then a firm knock came from the door and the Corona bounced back up and quickly said, “I’ll get it.”

And then the Corona floated somewhat smoothly towards the apartment’s door to open it up, and to his surprise, it was his ex wife Linda and her new husband Chad, who was still a bottle of Corona beer. A living, breathing, giant glass bottle of beer.

And Chad was just standing somewhat like an idiot while Linda who was all dressed up in formal clothing with a not so happy look on her face.

Chad said as soon as the Corona opened up the door, “Hey there sport, nice to see you again!”

He said it with a happy tone of voice, like a douchebag, but he meant it though so it wouldn’t make him a total douchebag. But it may make him a cuck though, but you got to ask the elder gods about that one. I would ask them, but they don’t return my calls. I blame the Norwegians. Anyways, Linda was just standing there, all pissed off, all with make up on her face and a suit that looked like she was ready to go to the office or something. However, the Corona didn’t question why she was all dressed up.

All he said was as soon as he saw his ex wife, “Oh look what the cat dragged in. If it isn’t my bitch of an ex wife, Linda. Came to see me eh? What do you want now Linda? Came to steal some more money from me because the divorce settlement was not enough for you? Or perhaps you can’t go without a few hours without coming to see me.”

The Corona then got a little bit close to Linda, who was still unamused by the Corona’s words, as the Corona continued to say, “You came to see me to come and see what you’re missing out on? To see what you turned down huh? Which is my penis. You miss my penis don’t you?”

Not sure if Coronas have dicks, but hey, that’s how the story goes.

Anyways, Linda was still unamused and then she said as the Corona backed off a bit from her as she said to him with a look of disgust on her face, “Ewww, it smells like you’ve been drinking.”

She then looked towards Chad and told him, “I told you that’s why he wasn’t picking up the phone, he was probably been doing nothing but drinking and sitting on his fat ass the whole month. I told you we should have came here sooner to get the girls! He probably abused them too!”

The Corona then said, “What!? I did no such thing! I love my two baby girls! Unlike you, you would probably just send them off to school instead of having them spend time with their father.”

Linda then looked at the Corona with a furious look in her eyes as she then said to him, “That’s what normal high school girls are supposed to do Corona! Not trying to help their fathers take over the world!”

The Corona then said, “Oh come on, that’s what you got to fall in love with me when we first met.”

Linda however then responded with, “I didn’t think you meant it literally. I thought you had an actual job and actually did something with yourself. Not chasing your weird fantasies!”

The Corona also too started to become frustrated like his daughter Ebola Chan, and speaking of which, Ebola Chan had sat back up on the bed and was paying attention to the conversation by this point. And as the arguments were flying back and forth between their two parents, both Ebola Chan and Corona Chan started to get looks of worry as to what was going on and what was being spoken of.

Anyways, the Corona was starting to lose it so he then moved on with, “Ok whatever Linda. Wh- What’s up with this whole month shit? I literally last saw you a few hours ago back at the police station after you bailed me out. Starting to lose your memory now too you bitch?”

Linda, who had her hands on her hips then said, “That was last month Corona! We’ve been trying to call you and let you know about the court date!”

The Corona was then confused, yet worried as he asked, “Court date? What court date?!”

Linda then explained, “The court date to go in front of the judge to see who takes the kids? My lawyer sent you a letter in the mail about it. But I guess you were too much into your precious booze to even notice that. Is that why you haven’t been taking our calls, to try and avoid it and to take away my kids?”

Linda then let herself in and walked sternly passed her ex husband and towards Ebola Chan and Corona Chan.

As she did, the Corona followed his eyes with Linda as he then explained to her, “Linda, I don’t even know what you’re talking about. We weren’t even here this entire time. It literally only has been just a few hours for us!”

Linda then turned around and looked towards the Corona angrily, and asked him, “And tell me Corona, where did you take my daughters to?”

She then started to tap her foot as she was wearing some cheap looking high heels and tapping the high heel on the dirty wooden floor that probably had some unknown disease on it or something.

As she waited for an answer, there was a bit of silence in the air for a few seconds… until the Corona then spoke up and said to her, “Well we uhhh… went to the magical land of Equestria where some magical talking ponies tried to help us and take over their world. It didn’t work out though, but the flying pony was nice towards us. Right girls?”

Linda then was disgusted by his answer as she said out loud, “It’s even worse than I thought. You have been drinking AND did some kind of dirty drug from the street! And you probably touched the girls too! I should have you arrested right now.”

She then turned her attention to her two daughters as she then made the gesture of ‘come on, let’s get out of this fucking dump,’ as she then said to the two girls, “Come on, we’re leaving. You’re not spending a second more with this slob.”

Corona Chan then said out loud, out of worry and sadness, “しかし、私はあなたの貴重なパパを残したくありません！ 私たちは彼と一緒にいたい！”

Ebola Chan then looked towards her mother, despite the reserves that she had for her own father, with a worried look on her face as well, “Yeah, do we even get a say in this? We’re almost adults.”

Linda however was not having any of it as she then said, “No, you girls just don’t know any better yet! Now come on, we’re leaving this filthy god forsaken place!”

Linda then took a firm grip to both of the daughter’s arms and then dragged them along with her as she exited the apartment.

As she was leaving, she said to herself out loud, “You’ll stay with us until this is settled later today. Hopefully the judge has some sense to not side with your father. At least with us, you’ll have a normal life.”

Linda then looked at the Corona and said to him with spite, “And just so you know, the time you have to be at the courthouse is at 3. If I were you, I wouldn’t come at all.”

And then she exited the dirty apartment and headed into the hallways as Chad then said to the Corona, as he was just standing there… floating…, “Well good talking to you sport! See you around buddy!”

And then Chad walked off with Linda and as he was walking beside her, he said, “Come on honey! Let’s take the kids for a Sunday Drive!”

Linda however then said as she was dragging the two kids behind her, with a bit of resistance, “Shut up Chad.”

And Chad responded with his happy tone as usual, “Okay!”

As for the Corona, he was just standing there, with the door left open and all alone like his dick was limp and had came too early into a girl, and was left with his dick in his hands and with blue balls.

And with that, he said as soon as they left to himself, “Well shit…”

And then from out of nowhere, a crazy looking hobo son of a bitch came out with a book all with a crazy black hair that looked like it hadn’t been cleaned in months and smelled of fish came out to the Corona with a bible in his hands.

He looked crazy, but he went up to the Corona and asked him, “Oh good, you’ve finally opened up the door.”

The Corona then asked him, “Who are you?”

The crazy guy then said to him, “I’ve been trying to get a hold of you for over a month. But now that your door is open, wouldn’t you like to hear the good word of Jehovah witnesses and our lord and savior, Bejebus Christ? It’ll only take forever.”

And with that, the Corona was screaming on the inside, just like the rest of us when this happens. Just remember, it’s a life lesson, don’t ever open up the door for the Jehovah witnesses. They never go away and will hunt you down until you do. And when you do show signs of weakness, they will never want to leave your home until you’re one of them. And by then… it’s too late…

LATER THAT DAY IN TOWN…

So it was a few more hours later that day, as the Corona was out and about in the town and had stopped by The Male Store. It was a clothing store for… well males. Kind of like a Men’s Warehouse, but whatever. He was there later that day before the time that he had to arrive at the court house as he was there to try and to borrow a suit on the cheap. He wanted to try to look a little spiffy at least in front of the judge, but he was having some trouble in there.

Let’s see, where could I start off at, ok, so the Corona was saying out loud almost loud enough to where you could hear it outside of the store, “WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON’T ACCEPT MY KIND HERE!?”

The Corona was having a fit towards the tailor and the manager of the place, who both were Italian by the way and spoke in a generic Italian like voice.

The Tailor then said to the Corona, “I didn’t say we didn’t accept your kind here. I just said we don’t accept your size here.”

The Corona then asked, “Well why the fuck not then!?”

The tailor then said to him, “Well uhhh… it’s because of your… unique shape…”

He then gave a little nervous laugh, almost as if he didn’t want to offend him about his appearance.

However, the Corona then said to them, “Well I know I have a good looking body and all that, but you’re telling me you can’t find me a suit that could fit me!?”

The Tailor, who seemed a bit weak, but nice as his back was hunched over a bit and a little old, a grey vest with a dark grey tie and some slacks along with a measuring tape around his neck, “I’m afraid so sir. It’s not that we don’t like you, we just can’t serve you is all.”

The manager was however looking a bit pissed as he stood a little bit taller than the tailor, along with wearing a dark red vest and cream colored shirt and younger than the tailor with some greasy dark hair, as he then said out loud, “Cazio! This is starting to get on my nerves. You either buy something… OR GET OUT!”

The Corona then asked them, “Can’t you guys just… find me something. I’ve got an important appointment to go to later today and I want to make sure I’m looking my best. I can’t go looking like this.”

The tailor then looked a little confused as he then said, “Are you supposed to look like that?”

The Corona then looked at him and he said, “Of course I’m supposed to look like this! What do you think, I’m some kind of fucking animal or something?”

The tailor then paused for a moment, letting a few seconds of silence pass by them until he spoke up nervously, “Yes?”

He had said it with a nervous smile too, looking worried.

The Corona however then gave a little sigh and then started to look around the place as he then said and pointed out… somehow… towards a white suit and a red tie in the back, and asked them, “What about that one over there? That white looking thingy, that looks like that could fit me.”

The tailor then nervously said to him, while moving his hands around in gestures, “That suit is reserved for special occasions.”

The Corona then said to him, “Well this is a special occasion. I’m going in front of a judge in a little bit. You can’t lend me it just for a bit? I’ve got some toilet paper with your name on it if you do.”

However, the manager was upset as he then waved his hand towards the Corona with anger with a gesture of trying to shoo him off as he then said to him, “Don’t you get it! We don’t want your money here! GET OUT OF MY STORE!”

The tailor then put his old hands on the manager and asked him, “Calm down there boss. No need to get worked up here.”

The manager then continued to say, “This animal! This… filth thinks he can walk on in here and thinks he can look good in my suits! The ones that I made with care and passion! I will spit on him!”

And then the manager hacked up a spit and spat on the ground in anger.

The manager continued to rant on, “This is a disgrace to the shop! What would the late owner of this place think huh!? He would be disgraced, heartbroken that some, some filth walked right into the store, without even respect to the suits! Cazio I say! Cazio!”

And between the two, the Corona was remaining silent between them as he then finally spoke up between the two of them, “So that would be no suit then? Not even a tie that I can rent from you guys at the very least?”

And then the Manager pointed swiftly towards the door and yelled at him, “GET OUT!”

And then so the Corona was forced to leave.

And as he was leaving the store and out on to the city side walk, he was stumbling and mumbling to himself like a jerk dick, “Stupid fucking… It-Italians. Saying that I wouldn’t look good in a suit. I’d look great in a suit. What a bunch of jerky turkey mother fuckers.”

He had been saying all of this as he was walking down the side walk, towards the court house. And as he was doing so, someone in front of him that looked slick and sly was walking in his direction. He was wearing a sly black suit, no tie with the jacket halfway buttoned with a light blue shirt underneath with a bit of his chest showing.

He was wearing black shoes and a black fedora. He even had a clean shave to his look, no beard or nothing. He had some slick looking hair that was black as well, along with some sly looking eyes. He looked calm and cool, the type of cool that you’d want to be with despite that cool guy possibly trying to steal your shit, but that’s ok cause the guy was cool and you’re fine with cool. Anyways, the guy was walking by and noticed that the Corona was talking to himself as he decided to look up as he was looking down at the ground all cool and sly like as he was walking.

And as he did, a little smile formed on his face as he then spoke up with a cool, slick and sly, a little deep tone in his voice as he then said to the Corona, “Is that you Corona?”

The Corona then stopped in his tracks, as so did the guy, as he then asked, “I’m sorry, but do I know you?”

The slick looking guy then said to the Corona, “Of course you do, don’t you recognize me?”

The Corona then took a few seconds to look at him, but nothing was coming to mind as he then said to him, “Sorry, I don’t recognize you. You probably got some other guy mixed up with me.”

The slick looking guy then said as he put a hand to his chest and made a whole bunch of gestures as he was talking to him with his hands, “Come on, you don’t remember me at all? My name is Komo, Komo Atatsu. At least that’s the nick name that you gave me as a joke.”

The Corona however then said to Komo, “Sorry, still not ringing a bell.”

Komo then said calmly and still coolly, “Oh come on man, we used to work together. We were best buds and hanged out almost all the time years ago. You even gave me my nickname when we were on that job in Japan. We met back in college, remember?”

The Corona however then said to Komo, “Look, you’re going to have to jog my memory here, I’m old ok. I forget a lot of things. I do a lot of old people stuff now you know?”

Komo then said to the Corona, “What, don’t tell me that you’ve forgot?”

The Corona then had to think for a second about it as he then said, “Uhhhhh….”

And as he was trying to remember, he was recalling flashbacks during his college days where he and Komo would go to parties and drink all of the beer they could drink as they both partied like animals, with the Corona jumping on the couch, all crazy like and saying, “Woooo! I’m a fucking crazy son of a bitch! I’m going to take over the world one day! I’m an animal! Woooo!”

And after remembering that little flash back with Komo in it, he stopped his droning of saying, “Uhhhh…”

and finally said to Komo, “Oh yeah, how’s it going?”

Komo then with an even bigger smile on his face that was even more slick and sly than before, then said to him, “That’s the Corona that I remember. Speaking of which, still trying to ‘take over the world’?”

The Corona then hesitated a bit to answer his question, but he then spoke up and said to him, “Uhhh… well it’s not going that great actually to tell you the truth. I haven’t had much luck trying to take over the world and have failed many times. But I’m still not giving up though… just having trouble is all.”

Komo, with still a hopeful smile on his face, a slick one at that, said to him, “Well don’t worry about it Corona. You’ll find your footing one day in this world. Just be patient and the world will be your oyster”

The Corona then said to him, “Sure… whatever… So how it’s it going for you?”

Komo then said with a bit of enthusiasm in his voice, “Well it’s going fine for me. I’m a free lancer here and there, and recently I snagged me a pretty good job. But I can’t tell ya, it’s a super secret.”

He had said it in a cool kind of way as he had put his right index finger towards his mouth and gave him a wink in a sly kind of way.

Komo then continued to say, “But enough about me. How’s the family life going for you? I bet the girls have grown since the last time I saw them years ago. I bet they would want to see their uncle Atatsu again huh?”

The Corona, hesitant again, then said to him, “Yeah… about that… it’s not going so great with them. Linda divorced me a few months back and is with this new douchebag named Chad. And now she wants to take the girls away from me too.”

Komo, with a slight disappointed look on his face, but a still sly like, said to him, “Well that’s a shame. Do you want to get a drink over at the bar and talk to me about it?”

The Corona then said to him, “That would be great but, I’ve got to get to the courthouse. I’m supposed to be going in front of the judge to try and get custody of my kids back.”

Komo, with still a sly look on his face, “Well good luck to you then Corona. Hopefully it all works out for you in the end. Maybe you can tell me how it goes when we see each other again, perhaps over a drink or two. Well, see you around Corona.”

The Corona then said to him as he was walking away, “See you around too… guy…”

And as soon as Komo was out of distance, he said to himself, “Huh… funny I don’t remember him. But then again I do a lot of trying to take over the world things. But then again he was crazy in college. Cool guy though.”

And the Corona was off to the court house. And as he walked on the side walk, barely anyone was in town, despite it being mid day by that point. And as he was walking past shops, a car every now and then would pass by him. It was quiet and contempt. It was kind of nice, but kind of depressing at the same time in a way. But the Corona wasn’t worried about the town that he was in as he was worried about getting his kids back from his ex wife.

And soon he came up to a cross walk, despite no cars coming by, but the light to walk or not was at a hard, solid red. So the Corona went up to the pole and pressed the button and sat there and waited for the light turn green… despite no cars passing him by. And then he sat there, waiting, and waiting, with no one else around. And then a mother in a yellow sun dress and her little boy that was being held by the hand came and stood right next to the Corona. And they too remained silent and was waiting for the light to turn green. And as they were waiting, the little boy looked up with a hopeful smile towards the Corona and started to giggle a bit.

And the Corona noticed as he too looked back at him… somehow… as he just stared back right at the kid.

And after a few seconds of just staring at each other, the little boy tugged at his mother’s yellow dress as he then pointed towards the Corona, “Mommy, mommy, look! That man looks funny!”

The Corona then said to the kid dead straight as the kid looked back towards him, “Don’t think twice kid. I’ll come and get you in your sleep while you’re not looking twice.”

He had said that with the thought in his mind to strike fear into the heart and soul of the kid, to prepare the next generation so that he would be ready for when he dominates the world and they can be easily be manipulated to do his evil bidding as the world’s leader.

However after he said that to the kid, the mother gave him a firm slap across his face, as she was disgusted with him as the little boy started to cry in tears.

After she did that to him without a word, the Corona then said to her, “Bitch.”

And then a nearby church bell was ringing and it finally came to his attention that he didn’t know what time it was. So he looked around, wondering if there was a clock, and there was a big one nearby. And what he saw was that it twenty one minutes before the court hearing.

And with that being said, the Corona saw the time and was in shock as he then said, “Oh no, I’m going to be late to the hearing!”

And then Corona made like rabbits fucking and ran across the cross walk despite the light not being green yet and started to run towards the court house. And as he did so, two cars was coming fast and they crashed and caused a little bit of chaos. Yup… hate that when that happens. Anyways, the Corona ran and ran as fast as he could… or floated I guess, whatever, as he passed by buildings and maybe a guy that was walking in town.

And as the Corona was running, he was breathing heavily, starting to run out of breath as the Corona said to himself silently, “Oh boy, I’m out of shape. I need to go to the gym more often. I am looking fucking fat. Maybe that’s why Linda left me.”

But after a few minutes of running and almost running out of the clock, he finally made it to the court house, which was big, fancy, and possibly older than your grandma. And it probably needed a lightning strike too but who knows.

THE COURT HOUSE…

Anyways, the Corona made it to the steps of the court house, just in time to try and get his kids back. The court house looked big and old and looked like it was made in the 1800’s or something… the slaves probably did it. Oh wait, you thinking those slaves, no I mean THOSE slaves… yes... the lizard people think they are clever, but not clever enough that we went back in time and enslaved their kind first… checkmate bitches. Anyways, as soon as the Corona entered through the decently sized big doors to the court house, he had entered through it and the lobby area was a big circle area, with the floor being made out of all white marble.

And the walls were lined with columns with in between those columns were doors to other areas of the building. Some upstairs, some down stairs, and some to the gift shop. Every place needs a gift shop, even the holocaust. And the whole place was topped off with a big ol’ dome with glass windows letting the light shine in as the Corona ran across that light, rushing to get over to the court room. And that light was probably kind of warm too as he ran over that light.

Well, the Corona made it to the court room that was on the other end of the big circle area, and as soon as he made it, the doors were closed and the Corona stopped in his tracks as he then stopped to catch his breath and gave a sigh of relief as he then said to himself quietly, “Whew… made it just in time.”

But before he could enter the room, he was stopped by three Chinese mother fuckas behind him. They were all male, kind of short, all in black business suits with red ties, with one of them having a little Asian mustache, one of them with glasses, and the other one with neither of the two other descriptions. The one leading it was the normal looking Asian, the one without the mustache or glasses. The other two followed behind him, carrying briefcases, and they looked mighty pissed.

Well, the main Chinese motha fucka stopped the Corona before he could enter by saying to him, “Hold it right there Mr. Covid.”

The Corona then said as he then turned around to see who it was with a bit of a surprise in his voice, “Mr. Covid? I haven’t been called that in ages. Who are you guys?”

The main Chinese motha fucka then said to the Corona, “We’ve gotten word of your recent actions Mr. Covid, and just so you are aware of it, Mao isn’t too happy.”

The Corona then remained a little bit confused as to what he was talking about.

The Corona said to the Chinese motha fucka, “Mao? Isn’t that guy dead or something, or whatever. Look if you’re worried about the whole being in that kids room, it’s fine. I’m taking care of it, just give me some time; I’ll be back in that kids room to shut him up. At least that’s what they do in the movies.”

And for the record Mao was dead, but hey, these Chinese dream of him nightly and dream of jerking him off every other day in their Chinese poems so go figure.

Anyways, the main Chinese motha fucka, still looking pissed and speaking with a stereotypical Chinese accent in his voice, sort of high pitched, “Just keep your ass in line Mr. Covid. You don’t want anything bad happening today, do you?”

He had said it with intimidation in his voice, but the Corona wasn’t easily manipulated as he then said to him, “Whatever dude. Just let me do the talking in there, I know a few words to make the judge slide my way, if you know what I’m talking about. Yeah… the ol’ bribery of three whole bags of pizza rolls. And it’s from 2001. Vintage”

The Corona had gotten a little close to the Chinese motha fucka when he said that to him. But the Chinese motha fucka was unamused by his words as he then said to him while looking all stiff and Asian like, “Oh I bet you do Mr. Covid. You better watch the words that you say in there, or else we’re going to have to get all Great Leap Forward all over your fucking ass.”

And then there was silence between the two, and it looked like the Corona was trying to take in the threat, trying to analyze it and see what would be the next, smart response to him.

But in the end after a few seconds had passed, the Corona then just simply said to the guy, “Ok.”

And then the Corona opened up the wooden double doors of the courthouse, dark brown wood I should say, and waltzed right on in. And as he did so, his ex wife, along with Chad and their old fart bag lawyer was sitting on their left side, with the right side being empty, reserved for the Corona. And Ebola Chan and Corona Chan were sitting right behind Linda as well, looking worried about what was going to happen next while also looking a little sad too. Seemed that Ebola Chan didn’t think twice about her wish, huh? Huh? Huh…. Huh? Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhh….. Huh…

Anyways, but for some reason all the way in the back on the right side was a mysterious man in a light brown duster coat and detective hat that was covering his face, along with a white shirt and tie, sitting where the audience would be sitting at… all alone and laid back with his feet put up on the seating in front of him and his elbows pulled back.

And as the Chinese motha fuckas were walking past him to take their seats behind the lawyer of the ex wife, the Corona stopped in his tracks as he noticed the mysterious man and couldn’t see his face. However he could see his mouth and that he had a sort of long, pointy, almost cartoon like beard that was a little reddish, but not quite. And from the judgment of the mouth, he didn’t look too pleased to be there. And the Corona was suspicious of him, not sure why a man like that would be there for that kind of a court case.

So he went towards the mysterious man as the man didn’t look like he was paying attention and was instead in his own little world, and asked him, “Uh… excuse me but uhh… do I know you?”

The mysterious man then said with a rough and scuffed voice, “Don’t worry about it.”

The Corona still concerned then asked him, “Yeah but… why are you here? Are you supposed to do something here today or…”

The mysterious man then cut him off and said to him, “I said don’t worry about it. It’s none of your damn business to know why I’m here. Just pretend I don’t exist.”

The Corona, hesitant to say anything back to him, said, “Uhhh.. ok then… well… bye… I guess…”

And all the mysterious man said in response was a little rough grunt as the Corona was walking to his seat up in the front.

As the Corona was walking to the front, Ebola Chan then said with a little worry but a bit of hope in her voice, but with a mostly worried look, “Dad!”

Corona Chan also said after Ebola Chan spoke up, “ああパパ! またあなたに会うのは千年になると思った！”

She had said it in the same way as her sister did.

The Corona then responded to them as he was walking to his seat on the right, “Don’t worry girls, daddy will get you out of this mess, don’t worry.”

The Chinese motha fucka leader had said underneath his breathe after the Corona had said that, “We’ll see about that…”

Of course the Corona didn’t hear that, but who gives a shit, I’m still questioning how it can have simple human functions despite not being human, but who cares, just roll with it.

Anyways, the judge was already sitting in his big ol’ high chair in the center, who was a simple man in his forties or something, wore some glasses, and was wearing the black robe attire and all, along with a simple police officer standing by in case anything were to happen. Nothing special, the same ol’ same ol, and as for the rest of the court room, it was just a typical court room with some red carpeting and no one else in sight since this was just a simple case of who gets the kid.

And as the judge, who seemed to have been tired and wearied, gave a little sigh and asked the Corona, “So I’m assuming you’re the father then?”

The Corona then said as he was sitting down, “That’s right your honor.”

And the judge then said, “And where’s your lawyer at may I ask?”

The Corona then said, “Well uhhh… I can’t afford one so I thought I’d just wing it you know? You ever wing it in court judge?”

The judge then simply responded to him as if he was dead every day on the inside… just like the rest of us…, “Every time. But no need for a lawyer here Corona Virus. We’re just here to talk. I told that to your ex wife over there, but she seemed adamant that she had to have a lawyer with her.”

The Corona then responded with, “It’s just the Corona sir. Corona Virus was my father’s name. And I get it; Linda is a hard ass and doesn’t listen, just like when we were married. Always had to have it her way!”

The Corona looked over in spite, and as he spotted their lawyer like I said, it was an old guy with some big pair of glasses, in a light grey suit and tie.

The Corona was a bit confused by this as he then questioned Linda, who was also looking back in spite towards him, “Hey, I thought our lawyer was a she?”

The ex wife then explained to the Corona, “I got a different one since the last time we saw each other, but of course you wouldn’t know that since you never picked up the phone!”

The judge then interrupted them and said out loud, “Sounded like a fun relationship.”

He had said it with a sarcastic tone in his voice.

He then continued to say to the both of them, “Ok then, let’s get the show on the road and be out of here in thirty, the Mrs. is making steak tonight.”

The Corona got up from his seat abruptly and yelled out, “Agreed! Now I would like to call my first witness to the stand!”

The judge was shocked by this has his mouth was opened in surprise as well as being a little confused.

He had said to the Corona “Wh- What? This isn’t that kind of a case.”

The Corona, who then started walking towards the judge a little bit, “Oh but it is now your honor. I must prove that I am worthy of taking my two precious daughters with me.”

Linda then also abruptly got up from her seat as she yelled towards the judge, “Objection! He’s a lousy father!”

The judge however just removed his glasses a bit off from his face as he started to rub his eyes in stress as he gave a moan and groan and said to himself, “I don’t get paid enough for this.”

He then put his glasses back on and then said without a care, “Proceed Corona. Let’s just get this over with as fast as possible.”

The Corona, who was happy, as Linda was not as she sat back down with a huff, said as he was walking around and said out loud, “I call my first witness to the stand, Fifth Chan! Even though he didn’t help me enslave his race...”

The judge then, looking tired and annoyed, “And where is this Fifth Chan?”

The Corona then started to think about it and it didn’t hit him until that moment that Forrest was nowhere nearby and was in the other universe, the one that I am in right now.

And was also currently at the time that this was happening. The Corona then just stood there and droned on with, “Uhhhhh…”

The Judge then stopped him and said, “If he isn’t nearby, then you’ll have to find another witness. I’m not spending all day here.”

The Corona then said to him, “Just give me a minute. He’ll show up, just wait.”

The Corona then went over to the witness stand as he then did a little dance, or just simply bobbing around as he then said, “Oh ooga booga… open the portal… ooga booga, let me in, let me in… uhh.. ooga booga? Bring me Fifth Chan? … Oogabooga?... “

And then there was silence for a few seconds and everyone was waiting in the court room to see if anyone would show up. And after a few seconds had passed, a random portal opened up, in a horizontal pose, and what came out the bottom end, along with a little screaming, was Forrest.

He had quickly came down through the portal, unwillingly and unknowingly, almost as if he had just gone down some kind of chute. And as he landed in the witness chair, the portal above him closed and Forrest was confused as to what had just happened. And yes, Forrest was still in pony form and in the human world. And as Forrest arrived, he had big eyes, curious as to where he was and was looking around the place.

As he was doing so, Forrest asked himself, “Where am I?”

The Corona then went up to him and asked, “Nice of you to join us… Fifth Chan… if that’s your real name!?”

The Corona had gotten a little close to Forrest’s face when he had said that to him.

And as for Forrest, he then simply said, all calm, but not exactly happy, just mellowed out and worried, “My name is Forrest… and didn’t I see you a month ago?”

The Corona then said, “Yeah that was me. I couldn’t think of anyone else to defend me, but that’s beside the point.”

The Judge then gave another sigh of being dead on the inside as he then looked towards Forrest, unphased that he was a talking, Technicolor talking pony and all, and asked him, “I would have the officer here get the bible, but I don’t know where it’s at. And frankly I’m too lazy to go find it these days. Just answer this, do you swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth or so help you god?”

Forrest then was caught off guard by the question as he hesitated to answer and said, “Uhhhh… yes? What am I saying yes to exactly?”

The judge then said, “Close enough. Proceed Corona.”

The Corona then said to the judge, “Thank you your honor.”

The Corona then started to walk back and forth near Forrest as he then started to question him.

The Corona asked Forrest, “So Fifth Chan…”

Forrest then corrected the Corona and said to him, “It’s Forrest.”

The Corona then said to him, “Whatever. So Forrest, would you say that I am the best father there ever was, especially towards my two little princesses over there, right behind my bitch of a wife?”

The Corona… somehow... pointed towards his ex wife so Forrest could see. And Forrest saw them, still confused but rolling along with everything. As for the two girls they were looking onward, waiting to see how this all played out, but still worried though. And at the time, the old man lawyer for Linda was sleeping in his chair, with his head slumping forward.

And with that in mind, the leader of the Chinese motha fuckas quickly grabbed the old lawyer guy, pulled him back of the seating, and broke his neck as well as quickly taking his clothes and disguising himself as the ex wife’s lawyer, while putting tape near his eyes to look more American. And no one was paying attention to that. Back to Forrest, he had to think about the question that was asked of him.

And as he put his head upwards and put his right hoof to his chin and thought about it for a while, he then responded to the Corona, “Yeah, I would say so.”

He had said it too with a hopeful smile. The Corona then said to Forrest, “And please Forrest, please explain to my fucking whore of what used to be my wife, but now is scum of the earth to me, how I am the best father.”

Forrest then said, with still a smile on his face, “Well, when you came to Stalia, you seemed to stick by them and was trying to teach them. Sure, they didn’t look too happy to be with you, but from what I can understand, you just wanted to try to take over the world so you could provide for your family… I think. And at the end, when you were sad that your plans weren’t working out, your daughters came by your side and was there to support you. And just seeing that seemed like you were one big happy family.”

He had said that all with a smile.

And then quickly after he had said that with a smile, that smile disappeared into a worried one as he then asked him, “Can you send me back home now?”

The Corona ignored that last question as he then said to the judge, “I rest my case.”

The Corona then went and sat back down at his seat over on the right side of the room, and Forrest, not sure what was happening to him right then and there, got out of his seat and sat right next to the Corona as well. And throughout the whole thing, he just sat there, quite, waiting to see if he would go back home or not.

And soon as the two sat down, the judge then said, “Well look, this is starting to drag on, let’s just come down to a rational compromise and…”

The Chinese motha fuck leader that had killed the old lawyer soon shot up and raised his left hand as he then yelled at the judge, “OBJECTION! WE CALL OUR WITNESS TO THE STAND!”

The judge then looked at the lawyer and asked him, “Hey, do you look different?”

The Chinese motha fucka leader then said with the best American accent that he could muster, “Uhhh, of course not. I am a big fat American with big fat American penis just like the rest of you. I eat at McDonalds and give myself diabetes every other day and support the glorious government of China and support Mao and Communist China as I continue to buy their shitty products from them every day like the fat American that we are all are. Am I right my fellow American?”

The judge, knowing that something was up, just didn’t care anymore and just gave a sigh as he then said to him, “Fine, whatever. What’s your witness?”

The Chinese motha fucka then pointed towards the Corona and yelled out loud, “I call Mr. Covid to the stand!”

As soon as the Corona heard his name pop up, he too shot up from his seat and said, “ME!? …….. ok…”

And then he calmly went up to the witness stand and sat down as the Chinese motha fucka walked up towards him. And soon the Chinese motha fucka leader asked the Corona, “So Mr. Covid. Can I ask you what do you do for your occupation? Is it working to make sure the glorious communist government of china will become the world’s super power and one day rule the world?”

The Corona then calmly responded with, “Uhh, no I do not sir.”

The Chinese motha fucka then asked him, “Then tell me Mr. Covid, what do you do then? What income do you get that you think you could provide for your two beautiful girls that we could so sell on black market for a good price?”

The Corona then answered him, “Oh well I uhh… try to take over the world. Try to achieve world domination. Although it hasn’t panned out though, but one day it will.”

The Chinese motha fucka then jumped up quickly while pointing at him and said, “AH HA! YOU SEE YOUR HONOR! HE’S A FREELANCER, HE HAS NO STABLE INCOME AND PROVES THAT HE ABUSES HIS DAUGHTERS THAT CHINA SHOULD BE ABUSING INSTEAD! AND HE IS IN DIRECT COMPETTION WITH CHINA AS WELL, WHICH IS UNACCEPTABLE!!! I rest my case.”

The Chinese motha fucka then went and sat back down at his seat as the Corona was still sitting there as he then said to himself, “Oh fuck, this lawyer is good. Fucking bitch, getting all the best lawyers, with my half of the money.”

The Corona then looked up at the judge and asked him, “Can we take five please, so me and Forrest can talk things over.”

The judge then gave another dead on the inside sigh and said to himself, “This is never going to end.”

He then said to the Corona, “Alright, take five.”

The Corona then said under his breath, “Thank god.”

And then the Corona got out of the witness seat and was walking towards the entrance doors as he then signaled Forrest to follow him… somehow… And Forrest then followed him by using his wings and flew out of the room with him.

And as soon as the two were outside of the court room together, he then said to Forrest, “Oh fuck Forrest, this is bad. I thought we had it in there, but that bitch Linda just had to get that kind of a lawyer. I tell you, those lawyers are just too good damn it. You know the government uses those types of lawyers I hear.”

Forrest, who was more worried about getting back to Equestria, was just hovering above the Corona, but not too high up, and was looking down at him and said to him, “I don’t mean to bother you and all, but… when can I go back home?”

The Corona then said to him, “What? Oh yeah yeah, sure sure. After this case, I’ll send you back.”

Forrest, with a big, hopeful smile on his face, said to the Corona, “Really?”

The Corona, who was looking away from Forrest, at least the best that I can tell that is, and said to him, “Yeah sure, whatever. Let’s just focus on getting my daughters back. Ok so you’re my lawyer, what do you suggest since we’re fresh out of witnesses?”

Forrest then went back into a worried look on his face as he then said to the Corona, “But I’m not your lawyer though.”

The Judge then yelled out as loud as he could from the court room, “THAT’S FIVE YOU GUYS, COME BACK IN SO WE CAN FINISH THIS UP!”

The Corona then said to himself, “Oh we are so screwed now.”

And so the two headed back through the wooden double doors and straight back to their seats, with no fuss or nothing.

And as soon as they both took their seats, the judge looked at them straight in the eyes and asked them, “So, you got anything to present to me?”

The Corona then stood up and said, “I uhhh… regret to inform you your honor that me and my lawyer here are fresh out of ideas. So the answer is no.”

And then the Corona sat back down quickly as the judge then responded with under his breath, “Thank fucking god.”

He then looked towards the Chinese motha fucka and asked him, “What about you, anything else or can we be reasonable adults here and make a decision on who keeps the children?”

The Chinese motha fucka then stood up with a little anger in his eyes as he then said to the judge, “We have one more witness to call to the stand. I call Steve Jones to the stand!”

And then the Chinese motha fucka pulled out a puppet that looked like Pinocchio from what looked like his Asian ass, went up to the stand and put the puppet down. And as soon as he did, he started walking back and forth, and for some reason the puppet started to move and talk. What a shocker. And it was in a Chinese high pitch tone of voice too.

Well, the Chinese motha fucka started to ask Jones, “So Steve Jones, tell us how long you have been knowing Mr. Covid here.”

Steve Jones then said “I’ve known him since high school! And in high school he touched me inappropriately! And he wore black face too!”

The Chinese motha fucka then said, “The nerve of this guy. And tell us what else Steve Jones.”

Jones then started to point towards the Corona with a pissed off look as he continued to say, “Well he’s also a pedophile, adopted a black kid, raped a hooker that I sure did not pay to frame him, is a Christian, and worked with the Russians. The Russians I say, the Russians! And he doesn’t like China and thinks there is a genocide going on, which is fake news! Seig Heil Mao!”

And with that the puppet did a little Hitler salute, but for Mao.

And with that being said, the Chinese motha fucka then said to everyone, “I rest my case.”

And he then sat back down with a smirk on his face, thinking that he had won.

However the judge was not moved by this as he then was starting to get real annoyed by all of this madness as he then said, “Alright, this is ridiculous! Look, I’m going to go to the john and while I’m gone, I want you all to come down to a decision or I’m going to make it for you.”

And so the judge, who probably shouldn’t be leaving for the bathroom, left to go number one. Or five, who cares anymore, we all have problems. And the Chinese motha fuckas started to talk amongst themselves as they didn’t like the judge’s response. They thought they had it in the bag for sure as the leader turned around towards his other two companions to talk it over.

The leader motha fucka said, “I don’t think he bought the accusations.”

The one with the mustache then slowly brought up a knife and said, “Do you want me to kill him and blow up his daughter’s boyfriend car with thermite?”

The leader motha fucka then said, “No, we need to save that for someone else.”

Then the glasses motha fucka started to take out some paper with some forged signatures and said, “Do we rig…”

The leader motha fucka was quickly to shoot him down as he then said to him, “No you idiot! Keep it down, that’s for later when we rig Antarctica Election. Those damn emperor penguins are going to wish they didn’t call themselves emperor by the time we’re done with them. No… I’m going to pay our little judge friend a little visit.”

IN THE BATHROOM.

Yeah so a little bit afterwards, the judge was taking a piss over at the urinal stalls and as he was finishing up, the Chinese leader motha fucka showed up with both his hands behind his back and asked him, “So your honor, have you thought who should take the kids.”

The judge then said to him after giving him a sigh, “Haven’t talked it out yet huh? Well look, I’m just going to hand it to the Corona guy ok.”

As the judge went over to wash his hands, the Chinese motha fucka then asked him, with a bit of anger, “And why him?”

The judge then said, “I don’t know, he seems an alright guy. The daughters didn’t seem to have a problem with him before. And frankly, I rather not deal with the paper work and just keep the kids with the current parent. Besides, the girls are in their teens, I think they should be with their father anyways if you ask me.”

As the judge was finishing up, he looked over at the Chinese motha fucka, with a dead on the inside look as he then said to him, “Oh well, that’s too bad. It’s such a shame that we will have to tell the whole town about your little secret.”

The judge didn’t like where this was going as he then asked, “What are you getting at?”

The Chinese motha fucka then had a little smirk on his face as he then said to him as he got closer to him, “Oh you know... the little thing that you did… five years ago. After you got drunk… remember that night your honor.”

The judge started to look nervous, scared even as he soon remembered what he was talking about.

He then asked the Chinese motha fucka, “Oh please god don’t do it.”

The Chinese motha fucka then said to him, “Either give the custody of the kids over to Linda or…”

And then the Chinese motha fucka cut himself off as he then went over to the judge’s ears and started to whisper what he was going to do and say to the whole town.

And as he was speaking, the judge’s jaw dropped to the floor, in shock and in disgust what he was saying to him. He was shaken to his inner core with what he was being told.

BACK IN THE COURT ROOM…

As everyone was waiting for the judge to come back, the Corona was talking over with Forrest his next move.

He was saying to him, “Alright so when the judges comes back, that’s the backup plan in case he doesn’t accept my final offer.”

Forrest then said, “But… but isn’t that wrong?”

The Corona then said to him, “Wrong? Who gives a fuck about that? I just want my kids back.”

Forrest then said to him, “Yeah but…”

However Forrest quickly got cut off as the judge walked back into the room very quickly as he then got up into his high chair and grabbed the gravel with a firm grip in his hand with a look as if he had just seen a ghost.

The Corona then got up and started to walk towards him as he then said, “Oh good, you’re back. Look, if you can just give me full custody of my kids, I can give you…”

However the judge didn’t care as he then slammed the gravel as much as he could and as loud as he could as he said to the court room, “GUILTY GUILTY GUILTY! “

The Corona then asked, “What?”

The judge then said, “I hereby grant full custody to Linda and Chad with the Corona not being allowed to see them ever again.”

The Corona, who was confused as to what just happened, then asked him, “But wait, what about the witness that I have you and…”

The judge however cut him off again and was quickly getting out of his seat and said to him, “Sorry but I’ve got to go. That’s my final order… ok?”

And then the judge headed straight to the door and didn’t look back. And soon, he was out of there.

And as Linda had a big ol’ smile on her face and was dragging the kids away, the Chinese motha fuckas were celebrating and were giving each other high fives as they were saying, “Yeah, we did it again! Mao would be proud!”

And the puppet, almost from out of nowhere came out and gave a little Hitler salute and said, “Seig Heil Mao!”

And as the two girls were being dragged out very quickly, Ebola Chan said to her dad, “Dad, please do something! I’m sorry I said that I wished that you weren’t my father! I really do!”

And Ebola Chan also said as she was being dragged out of the court room by their mother, following Chad behind them, “パパ助けてください! 私たちは、あなたが私たちをあなたの愛する抱擁に戻すことを神々に祈ります！ 私たちはあなたパパを欠場します！”

And for the Corona, he was stunned. He was frozen still, not sure what to do of it all, he had lost, yet it seemed like that was impossible. Something was up, he could feel it, yet he didn’t have time to think it all through as he then quickly went after his girls that were almost out of the building by then. As for Forrest he followed suite, as both exited the court room. As for the mysterious man, he just sat there like he was doing the entire case and gave a little grunt as he watched as the Corona zoomed out of there.

And he then said to himself, “What a fucking job that I have on my hands.”

As for the Corona, he was losing the girls and didn’t see them in the lobby. But he ran forward anyways and quickly went through the main doors of the building. And as he did, he saw his two precious girls in the back of their mother’s car, looking out the window with big, sad puppy dog eyes.

And as they were driving off, he yelled out to them, “EBOLA CHAN! CORONA CHAN! NOOOOOO!”

But it was too late as they were out of the building and out of sight.

And as the Corona stood on top of the steps, all alone and lost and without his children by his side, he looked upwards towards the sky and yelled out, as if he was talking to god himself, “I Swear I’ll get you back one day. I swear I’ll see you one day. I SWEAR TO YOU LINDA, I’LL GET THEM BACK YOU BITCH!!!”

And in a way, he was shaking his fist as well, all in anger and rage.

And as he was busy looking up at the sky, Forrest came up behind him, still with a worried look on his brow, and asked him, “So… can I go home now?”

And that’s it for that one. What, you want me to tell the whole fucking thing, well maybe next time. Now I just want to go over to Wolf and fuck with him a bit for him making me have to do this shit. Good night or whatever…

The Corona Will Return… sometime this lifetime…