[Note: The story will get Gory later chapters, not exaggerated gore just for corpses and small kills.]
Confound these FIM fics! They drive me to make fanfics of colorful equines… Gun Dammit!
Just another Human Me in Equestria, since I know you people love them so much… Yeah, kind of an Asshole in Equestria. There will be bad jokes, good jokes, dark as F**k jokes, action, romance, sadness, sexy bitches (not you winona), paranoia, ninjas, vampires, zombies, all the good stuff in one epic story.
And the fanfic comes with his own miny Grimoire! Isn’t this exiting! Oh yea I forget to tell you guys this fanfic will use serious real magic used in our planet (If you believe in Wicca, Voodoo, and GodNorris).
Here’s the Plot (not sexy Celestias plot… mmm, who wouldn’t tap that).
Vincent is just a normal Shy Necromancer who is sent to Equestria by mistake to obey Nightmare Moon and help her archive her goals. The problem is everything goes to the drain and Vincent is forced to live in Equestria, till he is strong enough to go back to planet earth.
In the meantime will he be able to survive without vodka, will he still end up been an Asshole, will he find true love, will he learn the magic of friendship, and were the hell did he get that Headless Horse! All will be answer as soon you start reading!
Warning this fanfic may cause: Paranoia and Mind F**K
[Not a Clop fic… unless you are willing to help me with that]
Last I am not the owner of Mlp or other references: they each belong to their copyright owners.
This is just fan made.
19 Chapters:
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Hobo in Equestria?… NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 8th, 2012
2,816
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Foal Necromancer… NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 9th, 2012
3,108
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The Hobo and the Stalker… NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 10th, 2012
3,111
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Headless Horse... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 16th, 2012
3,335
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Trollestia's Deal... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 16th, 2012
3,657
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Necromancer Sensei... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 21st, 2012
3,927
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Beer and Slender Mane in Equestria?... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 25th, 2012
5,821
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Mother of all Cutie Pox... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Feb 29th, 2012
4,780
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Necromancer Vs. Captains... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 7th, 2012
7,002
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Rescue Mission... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 14th, 2012
5,621
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Return of a Nightmare... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 21st, 2012
5,417
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Ponyville Necromancer [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 4th, 2012
4,717
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Date and Duties... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 11th, 2012
3,092
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Night Guard is Best Guard...NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Apr 18th, 2012
3,336
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Zecora Curse... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 4th, 2012
5,319
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Chickens and Doctors... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 16th, 2012
6,089
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The Painful Truth... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2012
5,797
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Make Out Equestria... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 10th, 2012
5,975
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The return of the Jed- I mean Trixie... NO! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Sep 8th, 2012
6,483