Day 1:

I've decided to write my progress down in a journal in case I feel like gloating over it later.  Enjoy the read, future self!

The scheme played out perfectly.  That "friendship" bullshit couldn't save them now.  Months of sleepless nights are finally paying off-I HAVE DESTROYED EQUESTRIA!  A backstory (in case the future me doesn't remember):  

It was that stupid Fluttershy who started all of this.  That "treat Discord like an equal" plan actually worked on me-I didn't think it was possible.  Thanks to her incessant encouragement and that STUPID face of hers, I actually bought in to her scheme.  I remembered my father-just like me, but with a serrated knife and a coiled ram horn for his horns and pitch-black eyes (My people don't change bodies over generations, just accessories.).  I remember how he would always have the local zebra brew him up vats of this bizarre liquid-stuff like cough syrup.  He would become inebriated from it.  Scream at me for no reason.  Beat me up.  Once even tried to molest me.  When I was locked in my room (as I was every day), I wanted someone to care-someone to share thoughts with-a friend.  I had obviously taken a few hits of hard cider that day (I periodically stole barrels from Sweet Apple Acres) and got sad enough to AGREE TO HELP CELESTIA WITH MAGIC!  SWEET MERCIFUL GOD, SOMETHING WAS WRONG WITH ME!!.  Living at Canterlot was nice, mainly because I got to fuck Luna every night.  She was a screamer, however.  Felt like my ears would explode every time.  Sometimes it looked like the air around me was forming ripples and vibrating.  Still, best sex I've ever had.  And I thought ponies were worthless.  They're obviously good for that.  

Every night, after my "session," I would think about how I would destroy Equestria and rebuild it as a world of disorder.  I eventually formulated the perfect plan.  I would use my awesome magic to lift the ground up from this planet and push it into space.  Once every living thing had died, I would lower the ground back to the planet and begin to create new life forms out of rocks, dead grass, and my own shit.

Celestia had put way too much faith in me.  She had my room's door guarded by stern-looking ponies in thick armor, but this was a stupid move, because I was able to implode their heads with a little magic.  Prior to this move, I had had no idea that their blood was red.  Mine's purple, but I am the god of chaos, after all.

I flew through a window and onto the top of the mountain Canterlot sits on.  I then focused my strength on the grass far below.  Sure enough, the surface of Equestria (at least that I could see) rose up around me and flung into the sky.  I was sure to launch it into space and into orbit.  I did notice a big grey disc anchored below the castle as the land shot up.  Haven't ever seen it before.  Must have been the septic tank.  All that was left of the planet was dirt and my mountain.  Thanks to my magic, I can control exactly how much land to pick up, and the mountain needed to be my throne.  All I have to do is wait a few days (The land has to fall back down due to gravity.  Hope it lands uneven like a big ripply blanket.) to begin my reign.