Detective Sergeant Lucky and Detective Constable Banana Crème were standing at the edge of Ponyville. Their investigation was going nowhere. Applejack was nowhere to be found. They’d searched the Apple farm top to bottom, every nook and cranny three times over. It was time to branch out. That’s what they were doing here, Fluttershy’s cottage. The only one of Applejack’s friends that they had yet to talk to was a Pegasus by the name of Fluttershy. She apparently hadn’t left her home for several weeks, about the time Applejack went missing.

DS Lucky was trained to see things like this, maybe it was a coincidence. Maybe this Fluttershy was hiding Applejack in her home. There was only one way to find out.

The detectives knocked on the door. No answer.

“Police! Open up!” DS Lucky called out, knocking again.

“Umm... could you give me a minute? I’m not decent!” called a quiet voice from inside.

Lucky rolled his eyes, and after a moment, the door opened, revealing a yellow Pegasus clad in a bathrobe and her mane held inside a towel.

“I’m sorry... you caught me in the middle of a bath,” Fluttershy said quietly.

“My apologies miss,” Lucky said. “I’m DS Lucky, this is DC Banana Crème. We were wondering if we could ask you a few questions?”

“Oh... my, what about?” Fluttershy asked. “I’ll try to help you if I can! Please, come in.”

Fluttershy smiled oddly at the two detectives, stepping aside and allowing them to enter. DC Banana Crème felt slightly uneasy, and did her best to quietly communicate this to her partner, something was off about this house, but she didn’t know what.

DS Lucky didn’t pick up on it. “You’re friends with Applejack, aren’t you, Fluttershy?”

“Applejack? Well... yes, but I haven’t seen Applejack in a very long time... which is unfortunate, because I’d really really like to talk to her.” Fluttershy said.

“Well we would to, so anything you could tell us would be much appreciated,” Lucky said with a smile.

Fluttershy was about to reply, but was interrupted by a squeak from the cellar door. Fluttershy looked over to it, it had popped open slightly.

“Oh... I thought I fixed that!” Fluttershy said with mild annoyance.

DS Lucky and DC Banana Crème looked at each other, and then back to Fluttershy. “Would you mind if we had a look downstairs?”

“Downstairs...? Well... okay, I suppose...” Fluttershy said.

DC Banana Crème opened the door, and went down first, DS Lucky followed her, and they were shocked upon reaching the bottom of what they had found.

The remains of two disembowelled kangaroos littered the floor, fresh blood covered every square centimetre of the floor, and organs lay haphazardly scattered as if they’d been thrown about with homicidal glee.

Banana Crème and Lucky were stunned by what they were looking at.

With a quick flash, Banana Crème’s throat had been cut, she gasped for air and fell to the floor blood spilling out and mixing with the blood of the kangaroos. Fluttershy had thrown off her robe and towel, revealing that the pegasi’s coat was covered in blood. DS Lucky sprung into action, charging at the Pegasus and attempting to give her a subduing kick. Fluttershy was too fast, she dodged and countered, planting the knife in her teeth between Lucky’s ribs, puncturing his lung and kicking him to the ground.

Fluttershy smiled at her handiwork, and rolled Lucky onto his back, taking the knife and cutting into his chest.

DC Banana Crème watched in horror until the last bit of life escaped her.

DS Lucky wanted to scream in pain, but couldn’t, Fluttershy had placed her hoof over his mouth, muffling him, he tried to fight her off, but the pegasi mare was surprisingly strong. She finished cutting through the chest, exposing several of the Detective’s organs.

“Hmm... let’s see, what do we not need?” Fluttershy said maniacally, grinning with pleasure. “Lungs! Those are gone!”

Fluttershy ripped the Detective’s punctured lung out of his chest, and tossed it aside haphazardly. She was giggling intensely.

Lucky’s blood had spilled on the floor, mixing with DC Banana Crème’s and the kangaroos who’d been here before.

Fluttershy was rolling around in it, coating herself completely in the blood of four individuals, squealing with intense pleasure.

DS Lucky felt his life leaving him, the last thought he had go through his mind, was that his luck had just run out.

...

Fluttershy had taken to pleasuring herself now, she rubbed fresh blood over herself, coating every square centimetre of herself in it, she moaned loudly, she was about to reach her horrific climax, and soon enough she felt herself relieved

“Oh... that was wonderful!” Fluttershy said, panting in exhaustion. She looked to each side of her, the cold, lifeless eyes of DC Banana Crème and DS Lucky looked back at her. She didn’t like them looking at her like that. They reminded her of the way the kangaroo pilots had looked upon expiring. Well, they simply had to go.

Fluttershy proceeded to gouge out the detectives eyes, smashing them on the ground. They wouldn’t look upon her again.

“Oh Fluttershy, just look at the mess you’ve made!” she said, playfully scolding herself. “This won’t do... this won’t do at all!”

She went over to the sink inside her cellar, grabbing a small garden hose and attaching it to the faucet, she proceeded to spray herself off, the cold water caused her to shiver slightly, but otherwise, it felt nice. After spraying her coat clean, she floated herself into the air and sprayed her hooves clean.

“There you go Fluttershy! Now you won’t get your nice clean floor upstairs dirty!” She said to herself. She turned to the bodies before her on the floor; she would have to do something with them. It would be dark soon. She’d take the bodies and dump them in the forest, nopony would think twice if they discovered the heavily dismembered bodies in there, they’d all think some wild animal did it, who would ever suspect that poor, timid Fluttershy had done all this?

Night came, and Fluttershy loaded the two kangaroo pilots along with DC Banana Crème and DS Lucky into a small cart, and pulled it through Everfree forest, dumping a body every five hundred metres or so.

First went the kangaroo pilot. After another five hundred or so metres went DC Banana Crème, another five hundred went the kangaroo co-pilot, and another five hundred after that went DS Lucky. Fluttershy was proud of herself for being so clever, she pushed her cart into the river that ran through Everfree, where the current would take it down stream, smashing it to bits.

Fluttershy took flight, flying slowly and surely back to her home, where she intended to take a nice, long, relaxing, hot bubble bath. She felt that she deserved it after such manual labour.

Fluttershy slipped herself into the bathtub, only vaguely aware that she had violently murdered four people.

...

Derpy Hooves was in the middle of her rounds when she noticed the commotion in the centre of town. It was the middle of the morning; she landed and trotted up to the first familiar face she found, which belonged to Trixie.

“What’s going on?” She asked her azure unicorn friend.

“Trixie is not sure,” she said with a shrug. “Trixie noticed a crowd, and Trixie went to investigate.”

“I’m going to see if I can’t get a closer look,” Derpy said. She smiled brightly when she discovered what everypony was looking at. It was a Blue Box.

The Doctor was back.

Derpy landed back next to Trixie, smiling brightly. “He’s back!”

“Who’s back?” said another voice from the other side.

Derpy and Trixie looked to find a brown earth pony with a spiky brown mane wearing a tie and an hour glass cutie mark smiling at them.

“Hello!” The Doctor said brightly. Derpy and Trixie tackled the earth pony, hugging him profusely.

“Oi! Can’t breathe!” he called out, causing the two mares to release their grips on him, but only slightly.

“I missed you all too!” the Doctor said. “Wish you would come with me when I go places! But I can understand why you wouldn’t.”

“To what do we owe the pleasure of a return by Ponyville’s most elusive resident?” Trixie asked.

The Doctor grinned at her. “Don’t know yet! But that’s half the fun!”