My Little Pony: Chronicles Of Rew Colty
Chapter 8: Episode 8
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Rew: *wakes up* ooohh what a night lets see my calender..*checks calender* Alright its the *gasp*
Oh no, its the day where mom and dad comes! Oh dear celestia what should i do!? Josie we have to pack up
our stuff and get out of here! NO WAIT! Maybe my friends can help me...
*At applejacks house* Girls! I need your help
Applejack: Well rew were kinda busy kicking these apples down.
Twilight Sparkle: Applejack, you know we have to help each other. Now rew, whats the problem?
Rew: Well, today is the day where my parents come!
Pinkie Pie: OOOHH your parents are coming over!? Oh Were gonna have sooo much fun we'd be
eating cakes n muffians n play games n
Rew: Pinkie, they dont like that kinda stuff. Let me explain *flashback into
a cloudsdale event*
We were at the cloudsdale event.
Rainbow Dash: Wait i thought you dident visit cloudsdale until a few days ago.
Rew: Rainbow this isent important! anyways...
Random fancy pegasus: Hmm Willard, Darling, so glad you can make it. And i see you brought
your son and daughter.
Willard: Yes, and there names are Rachshell, and Rew
Darling: There such good little fillys
Random fancy pegasus: Glad to meet you two.
Rachshell: And glaaaaaad to meet you!
Rew: Yea, glad to meet you...
Willard: Lets head on in shall we? *goes inside*
Random fancy pegasus: You see here, we have-
Rew: CAKES, JELLO, OMG I LOVE THEM *goes over there and eats them*
Darling: REW!
*all the other pegasus give disgusted looks*
Rew: THERE SOOO DELECIOUS!
Willard: *grabs rew* rew, i know you love these kinda stuff, but can you please act like a
gentlecolt?
Rew: But, i like fun stuff.
Darling: *sigh* if rew dident have that accident, we wouldent have this...*flashbacks into
the present*
Rew: And the last time i saw them was after i got my cutie mark.
Rarity: You never told us how you got your cutie mark.
Fluttershy: He told me and rainbow.
Rew: ILL TELL YOU THAT LATER!
Twilight: Look, eh rew dont you think you can impresse your parents or something?
Pinkie: We'll be siinging n singing n eat till our stomachs are fat! Your parents will be soooo
glad to see you agian!
Rew: Not like this...i used to be like them until that accident.
*Gasp* I got it! I have to go visit the doctor, he'll know what to do!
*In the tardis*
Rew: So you see doctor, my parents will be coming anytime soon! Cant this thing like
change ponys personality like make them similar to me?
Dr. Whooves: Well unfortunaly rew, the tardis cant, i could however, send us back to time
to a few days before your parents come. But it would cause some kind of time paradox.
Rew: What should i do?
Doctor: Well rew, maybe you can make your house nothing but fancy! And while your at it,
dress like a gentlecolt!
Rew: Wait, if i do that, then that means *gasp* Doctor, your a genious!
Doctor: Well rew, dont get to hyped up. Otherwise it will at reveal.
Rew: Heres what ill do, ill get nice food, and put some those wrap thingys and put
up statues, clean up everything so clean that it will melt your eyes!
*At sugarcube corner*
Rew: Mr and mrs cake! So glad your here listen, my parents will be coming over! I need to
decarate my house but first i need to have food!
Mrs Cake: Oh rew, umm sure we can do that!
Mr Cake: We'll make some cake, chips, candy and-
Rew: Noooo they dont like that kinda stuff! I need food for fancy ponys pronto!
Mrs Cake: Uhh, ok we'll make some umm carrot, can you find the book for fancy foods?
Mr Cake: I cant seem to find anything
Mrs Cake: Well im sorry rew, we dont have one.
Rew: Well FIND ONE! *leaves*
Mr Cake: Oh heres one!
*Applejacks house*
Rew: Oh i need to find those girls *bumps into big macintosh*
Oh big mac! Listen umm is there anypony in your family that were, fancy back then?
Big Mac: Eyyyup, we had top hats, bowties, and collared shirts.
Rew: Top hats, bowties, fancy fancy, THATS JUST WHAT I NEEDED! oh thank you big mac. Can i
charge you?
Big Mac: Nnnnope!
Rew: Oh thank you. See ya mac!
Big Mac: Eyup!
Rew: Girls I finally figure out!
Twilight: Welll were on our brake right now, but go ahead.
Rew: Well i figured out on what we'll be doing! We will decorate my house to look all fancy!
And i must dress formely. And im gonna invite you girls plus the doctor! Which means
you have to act fancy, dress fancy, and talk fancy!
Rarity: Oh i know how to dress like that!
*Raritys house*
These dress! *shows gala dress* what do you think?
Rew: No no NO they have to be like a mare!
Rarity, i need you to make nicer dress for each and everypony of you!
Sweetie Belle: I know how to make some! Ive seen some pictures of mares wearing some
maybe you could um make some after it!
Rew: Gooooood IDEA SWEETIE! You and rarity make some! I gotta see the doctor, remember
be here on time! *leaves*
Fluttershy: Can my dress have birds on them?
*At the tardis*
Rew: DOCTOR!! I heard you have some kind of wardrobe I MUST SEE!
Doctor: Ok rew, ooh you dont look right *rews hair is messed up*
Rew: Oh sorry ive been in a hurry and oh you have to come to meet my parents!
*Wardrobe*
Ok lets see what i might have. OH YES a top hat *crazy laugh* TEEHEHHHEEEE oh a
bowtie to make me EXTRA FANCYY ahahyeahaaaa! Oh a mirror, lets see how rew looks!
Ooohh rew you look like such a mess I KNOW RIGHT! Well lets put on some
gel TAEAHAHA MY HAIR WILL LOOK SOO SLICKED *rape face*
*At Sugarcube corner*
Rew: MR AND MRS CAAAAKE! IM HERE FOR THE FOOOD!
Mr Cake: Well we found the book and we've been working hard on them!
Rew: THATS GOOD ENOUGH! BRING EM OVER TO MY HOUSE!
*Rews house*
Rew: Theeere thats more like IT!!
Mrs Cake: Will you need anything else rew?
ReW: Naw your fine! I just gotta see if i can find smmm OVER GOOD STTAWF!
*leaves*
Rew: *Walking in a weird way* Now rew lets find some fancy stuff shall we!?
OH YES REW WE NEEDZ ZEM! but what if there not pleasant enough?
THELL BE PLEASENT! Oh look over there! its a moving truck! Looks
like somepony dropped it AND IT HAS THE APPROPIATE STUFF FOR MY HAWSE! HAHAHTEEEE!
*Rews house now fancy looking*
Rew: Now thats fancy rite DARE! HAHATAAA! oh and here comes your friends rew!
Applejack: Howdy rew.
Rainbow: You like our dress!
Rew: OH TEARE FIIAN TANK YEW!
*the ponys stare at each other*
Twilight: Ehhh rew you feelin alright?
Rew: Oh sorry i went a lil insane, let me act in a fancy way. Hmmm
how you mares doin today?
Pinkie: Oh were doing great rew! How you do-
Rew: THATS NOT HOW WE TALK IN THE MANNER THANK YOU!
Doctor: Rew, you have to stop actin a lil crazy about this. Your just overexcited or
something.
Rew: Oh doctor, where did you get that from somepony? MY PARENTS LOVE ME!
Spike: Dont yell at me...
Rew: *gasp* LOOK HERE COMES MY PARENTS!!!
Quick, mares, get inside, make sure the room is nice NICE I TELL YOU!
*The mares goes inside*
Rew: K doc, spike, ready to meet them?
*Willard and darling comes up*
Rew: Mom, Dad! Its been soooo long since the last time i see you!
Darling: Rew! I missed you very much!
Willard: Oh rew, you still havent change a bit! *laughs*
Darling: And rew, i see you change into what we are!
Rew: Yep ITS ALL TRUE!
Willard: I see..now who are these fiine gentlecolts here?
Rew: Oh these are my friends!
Doctor: Hello mr and mrs colty *shakes hooves*, my name is dr whooves, but you can call me the doctor.
Willard: Just the doctor?
Doctor: Yep, just the doctor!
Spike: And im spike!
Darling: And what are you supposed to be?
Spike: Me? Im a baby dragon.
Willard: Just wait till this fella gets older! *laughs* now might if we come inside?
Rew: Of course!
*inside*
Rew: Now HERE is my house!
Willard: Looks faboulaus! Where did you even get at it? Let me guess the most
expensive shop in ponyville.
Rew: Well, umm yes.
Darling: I gotta say there quite nice!
Rew: Anyways heres my friends! Twilight Sparkle.
Twilight: So nice to meet you!
Rew: Fluttershy.
Fluttershy: I am soo happy to meet you!
Rew: Rarity.
Rarity: A pleasure to see you!
Rew: Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow: Yo wut up?
Rew: Applejack.
Applejack: How yall doin mr n mrs colty.
Rew: And finally, pinkie pie.
Pinkie: OMG I CANT BELIVE I GET TO MEET REWS PARENTS!!
*Willard and darling look at each other*
Rew: Sooory, shes the hyper one tehe!
Darling: Well shall we eat? *fades to the dinning table*
Willard: Soo what do you do for living?
Twilight: I read books and learn about friendship.
Darling: Hmmm intresting!
Rarity: I design dresses and sell them!
Darling: Oh dresses for fancy ponys? Hahah!
Rainbow: I kick clouds and move em n kick n move n KICK!
Willard: Ohh ummm well thats sounds....whats a word to describe?
Darling: Nothing dear...
Applejack: And i kick down apples and sell em. Its a dirty Job!
Darling: OOohh, umm are you cleaned?
Applejack: ......I dont know..
Pinkie: Oh Oh Oh, i work at sugarcube corner AND I MAKE CUPCAKES, AND I PARTY ALLLL NIGHT
WOOOO!!
Willard: Party? Cupcakes?
Rew: Ehh sugarcube Corner make good food dont ya think?
Darling: Oh delightful rew!
Willard: Say spike what do you do?
Spike: Oh i work as twilights assistant.
Twilight: He's my number 1!
Doctor: Wanna know what i do?
Willard: Yes, go ahead.
Doctor: I have a time traveling machine called the tardis! It travels through time, years
months, days, and others! *willard and darling give blank looks* It
allows me to fight a varity of enemies of mine like the daleks! The last enemy i faced
was these empty fillys things which infect ponys which turn there faces into gas ma-*mouth
covered by rews hoof*
Rew: Ehh like some more food mom and dad?
Darling: Oh yes thank you very much!
Rew: Your welcome, *notice that the wall wrap is falling off* *goes over there to cover it*
Willard: Rew, what are you doing?
ReW: Oh well im checking if theres any dust around here! Yea dust been in my house late-*gasp*
*Notice josie is scratching the wall* JOSIE *grabs josie, but her nails are stuck in the
wall* Josieee, let go!
*josies nails rips the wall wrap*
Rew: Oh....ummm how did that *the other wrap drops off*
Willard: Umm rew what is this?
Rew: Oh dont me silly *all the other wrap wall drops off* oh my celestia *hair flops
up to its normal way*
Darling: What are these colorful, wall on these thing?
Willard: And now that she mentioned it, this food taste like cupcakes. In
face, they got cupcake flavour in them!
Rew:.......Umm you see...ehh..OH MOM AND DAD! IM SO SORRY I JUST WANT TO
BE JUST LIKE YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SAID WHEN I WAS A FILLY PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
*Darling and willard looks at each other and at rew*
Willard: Reww, we dident expect you to be like this!
Darling: In face we expect you to be crazy, and well not like us.
Rew: You dident?
Willard: Not at all.
Rew: So, i can be crazy! WOO HOOEWW *Takes off clothes*
WOOAHHEE *jumps around*
Rew: Dear Princess Celestia, Ive learned about parentship today and what ive learned
is that your parents will always love you, whever they expect you to become similar
to them or not. Parents are the best thing about familys, Your greatful Student, Rew Colty
Doctor: OUI, REW, YOU GOTTA PLAY THIS WITH US!
Rew: Coming!
Spike: Wait rew, *sigh* guess il send this...
THE END
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