Login

My Little Pony: Chronicles Of Rew Colty

by RewColty

Chapter 18: Episode 18

Previous Chapter Next Chapter
Episode 18

*At Applejacks Farm*

Applejack: Big Macintosh, you have a good time in manehatten!

Big Mac: Eyyyyup.

*rew comes up*

Rew: Hey whats goin on?

Applebloom: Big Macintosh is going away to manehatten for a few weeks.

Rew: Oh, well big macintosh, looks like i see you going away.

Big Mac: Eyyyup.

*Granny smith hugs rew*

Granny Smith: OH BIG MACINTOSH, I WILL MISS YOU!

Rew: Ummm granny,

Granny Smith: Oh, wait sorry,

*hugs big macintosh*

OH BIG MACINTOSH I WILL MISS YOU!

Big Mac: Its ok, ill be back as soon as you know it.

*applebloom and applejack hugs big mac as well*

Applejack: Oh big mac how ill miss you!

Applebloom: You were my good brother!

Big Mac: Eyyy..yup.

Rew: Big mac, you have a good time in manehatten!

Big Mac: Thank you. *leaves*

Granny Smith: Im gonna miss him.

Applejack: Its alright, he'll be back.

Rew: Well, looks like somepony gonna have to be a colt in the house.

*applejack, granny smith, and applebloom look at rew*

Rew: Let me guess. Its me right?

Applejack: Well rew, you dont have to be. We'll take care of our own.

Rew: Wait, why dont i do something that big mac normally does?

Applejack: Well i did have this apple selling. Maybe you can sell em!

Rew: Ill be happy to do that!

Applejack: Great! You can hear this yoke. *rew puts on yoke*

Now, let me tie this sting on it..*ties string on rews yoke* Now

behind you is a wagon full of apples. You have to move em to ponyville and sell those apples to dem hungry ponies!

Rew: Alrighty then. Here we *walks* goooooo...OH CELESTIA THIS IS HEAVY!

Applejack: Just pretend your big mac! You'll be fine.

Rew: *swallows spit* this is not good.

*ponyville*

Rew: RRRGGGH *falls* ohhhh just how does big mac carry this?

Well, i can sell apples now. UMM APPLES FOR EVERYPONY! APPLES! I HAVE SOME APPPLESS!

*lyra and bon bon comes up*

Rew: Oh hello lyra, bon bon, care to take an apple?

Lyra: Yes i would like too!

Bon Bon: Me too!

Rew: Alright then, place the money in the bag. *bon bon and lyra put the money in rews bag*

Thank you and have a nice day!

Well lets find other customers.

*continues walking*

Rew: Uhh, my hoofs are getting tired TIIRED.

*soarin comes up*

Soarin: Rew! I must have apple! Im starving!

*spitfire comes up*

Spitfire: Yea, he can get a lil hungry sometimes.

Rew: Well take one soarin!

Soarin: Oh yea! *pays rew* Thanks rew!

*Spitfire and soarin leaves*

Rew: Good day now!

*Notice scootaloo and sweetie belle standing in front of him*

Oh, hello sweetie and scootaloo!

Scootaloo: Hey rew! Why are you selling apples?

Rew: Oh well appleblooms brother had to go to manehattan for a few weeks so im doing his job for him.

Sweetie: Thats nice of you! We would like to buy apples! I think rarity might be hungry for one.

Scootaloo: And i might...well....be hungry too.

Rew: Well dont you have any money?

Scootaloo: ............No..

Sweetie: My sister might have some hang on...

*raritys house*

Sweetie: *comes in quietly*

Rarity: *singing* Thread by thread stiching it togeetheeer. *sweetie sneaks up to raritys money

and steals it without rarity noticing*

*back to rew and scootaloo*

Sweetie: Here rew!

Rew: Why thank you *takes it* You mares have a nice day!

*scootaloo and sweetie leaves*

Rew: Alright EVERYPONY, I GOT APPLES TO SELL! APPLES FOR EVERYPONY! *noises*

Whats that? *looks behind* HEY YOU! GET OUT OF MY WAGON!

*the pegasus pony, who happens to be derpy hooves*

Rew: Derpy?

Derpy: Oh hey rew umm i just wanted apples.

Rew: You coulda ask me...

Derpy: Oh im sorry....can i take one?

Rew: You have any money?

Derpy: Rew, you know i have a mental disorder.

Rew: Oh......well fine you can take one for free.

Derpy: YAAAY *takes one* THANK YOU REW! *leaves*

*Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, And Fluttershy*

Twilight: Hello rew! You sell apples now?

Rew: Yea, big macintosh had to go to manehatten so i had to take his job for him.

Pinkie: OH OH OH REW! I NEED APPLES FOR MY INCRIDENTS FOR MY FOOD AT SUGARCUBE CORNER!

Fluttershy: And i need one to well...feed angel.

Rew: Ok take one and pay.

*fluttershy and pinkie take an apple and pays for them*

Pinkie: Cool! Bye rew! *pinkie and fluttershy leaves*

Rew: *sigh*

Twilight: Rew, you look tired.

Rew: Ugghh...its just this wagon is soooo heavy and my hoofs, i think there dead!

Twilight: Maybe you can take a break.

Rew: Your right, maybe i can ask applejack...see ya twilight.

*applejacks farm*

Rew: Applejack.

Applejack: Back already? Lets see how much money you got. *checks bags* hmm you got a far amount of em.

Rew: Can i take a break?

Applejack: Well sure rew. Youve worked hard enough.

Rew: *takes off yoke* THANK YOuuuu. *leaves*

*rews house*

Rew: JOOOSIIIEE you would not believe how much my back hurts *lays down*

Josie: Meowww.

Rew: I know josie. Applejack is working me hard. I wonder how many days big mac is gonna be gone.

But im sure ill get used to this job.

*3 days later*

I CANT TAKE IT!

Rainbow Dash: ........rew what did you do that for?

Rew: What?

Rainbow: You just came up to me and scream I CANT TAKE IT to my face.

Rew: Random i know but i just cant take it my back IT HURTS and my hoofs. I have to fly to rest them.

Rainbow: ...I have no idea what you are talking about.

Rew: Thats right..i have to go to manehatten and give big mac a piece of my mind! *leaves*

Rainbow: What now?

*Manehatten*

Rew: Now...where is he? *notice big mac below him* That you are...*flys down*

BIG MAC!

Big Mac: Rew, what are you doing here?

Rew: Now big mac...PLEASE COME BACK TO PONYVILLE SO I CAN QUIT YOUR JOB!

Big Mac: My...job?

Rew: Your apple selling job this week I CANT TAKE IT MY BACK AND HOOFS ARE KILLING ME!

I BET YOUR HERE TO TAKE A VACATION FOR FUN! GOING EYUP THIS EYUP THAT ITS JUST STUPID!!

Big Mac: Rew, have you heard? We dont do that till next week.

Rew: .....next...week?

Big Mac: Eyyyup, the apples take a break from when im gone.

Rew: Wow........that sounds great HAHA!

Big Mac: Ill write a letter to applejack and you can bring it to her ok?

Rew: OK!

*applejacks farm*

Rew: Applejack.

Applejack: Welcome back rew. Now are you ready to do more of big macintosh's job?

Rew: Applejack *hands out letter to applejack* Big mac wrote you a letter

Applejack: Hmmm *reads it* Dear applejack, ive heard you've been making rew do my jobs, well we dont

start our jobs until next week when i get home. Eyyyyup, one more week and im back. Your big brother, big macintosh.

Rew: Dont you see? You dont need me anymore.

Applejack: Oh rew i dident realize that.

Rew: Well guess what. My back and hoofs are tired from that hard work.

Applejack: Oh, im sorry rew, you could'eve told me that way i can make some modifications.

Rew: That all right applejack. Im free haha IM FREE HAHAHAHAHAH! =D

Applejack: Anyways have you learned about friendship? *hands out letter to rew*

Rew: Please. *writes* Dear princ-NO I HAVENT LEANRED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY!! *breathes*

Applejack: 0_0

THE END

Next Chapter: Episode 19 Estimated time remaining: 1 Hour, 23 Minutes
Return to Story Description

Login

Facebook
Login with
Facebook:
FiMFetch