My Little Pony: Chronicles Of Rew Colty
Chapter 18: Episode 18
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Applejack: Big Macintosh, you have a good time in manehatten!
Big Mac: Eyyyyup.
*rew comes up*
Rew: Hey whats goin on?
Applebloom: Big Macintosh is going away to manehatten for a few weeks.
Rew: Oh, well big macintosh, looks like i see you going away.
Big Mac: Eyyyup.
*Granny smith hugs rew*
Granny Smith: OH BIG MACINTOSH, I WILL MISS YOU!
Rew: Ummm granny,
Granny Smith: Oh, wait sorry,
*hugs big macintosh*
OH BIG MACINTOSH I WILL MISS YOU!
Big Mac: Its ok, ill be back as soon as you know it.
*applebloom and applejack hugs big mac as well*
Applejack: Oh big mac how ill miss you!
Applebloom: You were my good brother!
Big Mac: Eyyy..yup.
Rew: Big mac, you have a good time in manehatten!
Big Mac: Thank you. *leaves*
Granny Smith: Im gonna miss him.
Applejack: Its alright, he'll be back.
Rew: Well, looks like somepony gonna have to be a colt in the house.
*applejack, granny smith, and applebloom look at rew*
Rew: Let me guess. Its me right?
Applejack: Well rew, you dont have to be. We'll take care of our own.
Rew: Wait, why dont i do something that big mac normally does?
Applejack: Well i did have this apple selling. Maybe you can sell em!
Rew: Ill be happy to do that!
Applejack: Great! You can hear this yoke. *rew puts on yoke*
Now, let me tie this sting on it..*ties string on rews yoke* Now
behind you is a wagon full of apples. You have to move em to ponyville and sell those apples to dem hungry ponies!
Rew: Alrighty then. Here we *walks* goooooo...OH CELESTIA THIS IS HEAVY!
Applejack: Just pretend your big mac! You'll be fine.
Rew: *swallows spit* this is not good.
*ponyville*
Rew: RRRGGGH *falls* ohhhh just how does big mac carry this?
Well, i can sell apples now. UMM APPLES FOR EVERYPONY! APPLES! I HAVE SOME APPPLESS!
*lyra and bon bon comes up*
Rew: Oh hello lyra, bon bon, care to take an apple?
Lyra: Yes i would like too!
Bon Bon: Me too!
Rew: Alright then, place the money in the bag. *bon bon and lyra put the money in rews bag*
Thank you and have a nice day!
Well lets find other customers.
*continues walking*
Rew: Uhh, my hoofs are getting tired TIIRED.
*soarin comes up*
Soarin: Rew! I must have apple! Im starving!
*spitfire comes up*
Spitfire: Yea, he can get a lil hungry sometimes.
Rew: Well take one soarin!
Soarin: Oh yea! *pays rew* Thanks rew!
*Spitfire and soarin leaves*
Rew: Good day now!
*Notice scootaloo and sweetie belle standing in front of him*
Oh, hello sweetie and scootaloo!
Scootaloo: Hey rew! Why are you selling apples?
Rew: Oh well appleblooms brother had to go to manehattan for a few weeks so im doing his job for him.
Sweetie: Thats nice of you! We would like to buy apples! I think rarity might be hungry for one.
Scootaloo: And i might...well....be hungry too.
Rew: Well dont you have any money?
Scootaloo: ............No..
Sweetie: My sister might have some hang on...
*raritys house*
Sweetie: *comes in quietly*
Rarity: *singing* Thread by thread stiching it togeetheeer. *sweetie sneaks up to raritys money
and steals it without rarity noticing*
*back to rew and scootaloo*
Sweetie: Here rew!
Rew: Why thank you *takes it* You mares have a nice day!
*scootaloo and sweetie leaves*
Rew: Alright EVERYPONY, I GOT APPLES TO SELL! APPLES FOR EVERYPONY! *noises*
Whats that? *looks behind* HEY YOU! GET OUT OF MY WAGON!
*the pegasus pony, who happens to be derpy hooves*
Rew: Derpy?
Derpy: Oh hey rew umm i just wanted apples.
Rew: You coulda ask me...
Derpy: Oh im sorry....can i take one?
Rew: You have any money?
Derpy: Rew, you know i have a mental disorder.
Rew: Oh......well fine you can take one for free.
Derpy: YAAAY *takes one* THANK YOU REW! *leaves*
*Twilight Sparkle, Pinkie Pie, And Fluttershy*
Twilight: Hello rew! You sell apples now?
Rew: Yea, big macintosh had to go to manehatten so i had to take his job for him.
Pinkie: OH OH OH REW! I NEED APPLES FOR MY INCRIDENTS FOR MY FOOD AT SUGARCUBE CORNER!
Fluttershy: And i need one to well...feed angel.
Rew: Ok take one and pay.
*fluttershy and pinkie take an apple and pays for them*
Pinkie: Cool! Bye rew! *pinkie and fluttershy leaves*
Rew: *sigh*
Twilight: Rew, you look tired.
Rew: Ugghh...its just this wagon is soooo heavy and my hoofs, i think there dead!
Twilight: Maybe you can take a break.
Rew: Your right, maybe i can ask applejack...see ya twilight.
*applejacks farm*
Rew: Applejack.
Applejack: Back already? Lets see how much money you got. *checks bags* hmm you got a far amount of em.
Rew: Can i take a break?
Applejack: Well sure rew. Youve worked hard enough.
Rew: *takes off yoke* THANK YOuuuu. *leaves*
*rews house*
Rew: JOOOSIIIEE you would not believe how much my back hurts *lays down*
Josie: Meowww.
Rew: I know josie. Applejack is working me hard. I wonder how many days big mac is gonna be gone.
But im sure ill get used to this job.
*3 days later*
I CANT TAKE IT!
Rainbow Dash: ........rew what did you do that for?
Rew: What?
Rainbow: You just came up to me and scream I CANT TAKE IT to my face.
Rew: Random i know but i just cant take it my back IT HURTS and my hoofs. I have to fly to rest them.
Rainbow: ...I have no idea what you are talking about.
Rew: Thats right..i have to go to manehatten and give big mac a piece of my mind! *leaves*
Rainbow: What now?
*Manehatten*
Rew: Now...where is he? *notice big mac below him* That you are...*flys down*
BIG MAC!
Big Mac: Rew, what are you doing here?
Rew: Now big mac...PLEASE COME BACK TO PONYVILLE SO I CAN QUIT YOUR JOB!
Big Mac: My...job?
Rew: Your apple selling job this week I CANT TAKE IT MY BACK AND HOOFS ARE KILLING ME!
I BET YOUR HERE TO TAKE A VACATION FOR FUN! GOING EYUP THIS EYUP THAT ITS JUST STUPID!!
Big Mac: Rew, have you heard? We dont do that till next week.
Rew: .....next...week?
Big Mac: Eyyyup, the apples take a break from when im gone.
Rew: Wow........that sounds great HAHA!
Big Mac: Ill write a letter to applejack and you can bring it to her ok?
Rew: OK!
*applejacks farm*
Rew: Applejack.
Applejack: Welcome back rew. Now are you ready to do more of big macintosh's job?
Rew: Applejack *hands out letter to applejack* Big mac wrote you a letter
Applejack: Hmmm *reads it* Dear applejack, ive heard you've been making rew do my jobs, well we dont
start our jobs until next week when i get home. Eyyyyup, one more week and im back. Your big brother, big macintosh.
Rew: Dont you see? You dont need me anymore.
Applejack: Oh rew i dident realize that.
Rew: Well guess what. My back and hoofs are tired from that hard work.
Applejack: Oh, im sorry rew, you could'eve told me that way i can make some modifications.
Rew: That all right applejack. Im free haha IM FREE HAHAHAHAHAH! =D
Applejack: Anyways have you learned about friendship? *hands out letter to rew*
Rew: Please. *writes* Dear princ-NO I HAVENT LEANRED ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY!! *breathes*
Applejack: 0_0
THE END
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