*Rews house*

Rew: *sigh* look at all the money i have, there less then 50. I have to figure out a way to earn money.

Josie do you know how to earn money PLZ SPEAK TO MEEE!

Josie: Meow

Rew: I have to ask my friends on how they earn money...

*At a resturant*

And you see, i need to get money by i dont know, jobs.

Applejack: Oh that should be easy, i sell apples. Perhaps you should sell them along with me!

Rew: Ehh no i dont want to have the same job as you have.

Twilight Sparkle: Maybe you can help spike with some stuff!

Spike: Yeah, we'll be like a team!

Rew: Nooo thanks...

Rainbow Dash: Maybe.....you can help me kick clouds and move them! Its a traditional pegasus job!

Rew: Hmmm well i dont know...

Rarity: I make dresses for beutiful ponies, including the unicorns from canterlot!

Rew: Rarity, i know what your trying to say, but no.

Pinkie Pie: You cooould HELP ME BAKE TREATS AND SNACKS AT THE SUGARCUBE CORNER!

Rew: Ummm...

Fluttershy: I heard you can have a job of deliving mail. None of us have a job like that.

Rew: Hey i guess i can have it! Looks like i found myself a job!

*At the mail boss office*

Boss: So, you want to become a delivery pony?

Rew: Yep and i need to get payed double!

Boss: Well rew looks like you came to the right place! You have your job.

Rew: Cool! Where should i start?

Boss: Well i think you should be a partner to somepony.

Rew: And that partner isssss?

Boss: Derpppyy!

*Derpy hooves comes in*

Derpy: Yesss Boss?

Boss: Meet your new partner, Rew Colty!

Rew: Oh wait ive seen here before.

Derpy: And ive seen YOU before!

Boss: Great that you know each other. Now lets get to work shall we?

*In the skies*

Rew: Sooo derpy, this is your job right?

Derpy: Yep! I deliver mails to ponies!

Rew: Umm Ooook. So we gotta deliver this mail to uhh, colgate.

Derpy: Oh colgate we gotta find her! THERE SHE IS!

*Comes up to colgate, but its not really her, instead its cheerliee*

Hello colgate I believe you got a mail.

Cheerliee: Umm im not colgate you mustve gotten the wrong pony.

Derpy: Are you sure your not colgate? Are you really sure? Your not her in a costume are you?

Rew: Derpy, shes not colgate i know her shes cheerliee the school teacher.

Cheerliee: Oh rew your now a delivery pony?

Rew: Yea, i need to find a job. Im partners with derpy.

Derpy: So your not colgate, well ill take that chance.

Cheerliee: Well, see you later. Have fun with your jobs! *leaves*

Rew: Well, lets go see colgate, here it has her address on it. So lets go.

*at colgates house*

Derpy: *knocks door really hard*

Rew: Derpy, do you really knock the door like that?

Derpy: Thats how i normally knock.

Colgate: *opens door* May i help you?

Rew: Hello colgate, we here with a mail!

Colgate: Oh goodie! My mail. Thank yo-

Derpy: Hooold on, how do we know your really colgate?

Colgate: Umm look i am colgate.

Derpy: Oh yea? Prove your her.

Rew: Ummm derpy, she is colgate.

Derpy: How soo?

Rew: It sez her address on this mail.

Derpy: .....oh, well good day colgate! *leaves*

Rew: Derpy, just how are you able to deliver these mails like this?

Derpy: Oh i dont know, they can be soo weird these days. Well we gotta get going COME ON REW!

Rew: If you say so...

*Twilights house*

Rew: Ah shes a real rusher. Shes just a dumb pony.

Twilight: Well rew, you do have to get used to her after a while.

Spike: Yea, and maybe you could even be friends!

Rew: Well, i dont know...

Twilight: Rew, this could be your letter to princess celestia.

Rew: Well...i guess i could.

*next day*

Derpy: Come on rew! We gotta deliver this package to the retirment home!

Rew: But does it have to be soo heavy?

Derpy: Well its for the old ponys right? So come on!

*in the retirment home*

Nurse: Hellp pegasus! Oh the package thank you very much.

Rew: Ok, but its RHHHHH WHY IS IT SOO HEAVY!?

Derpy: Because they need coffe.

Rew: So its just a coffe machine?

Derpy: Eyyyup!

Nurse: Well you two need to deliver mails to others so good luck!

Derpy: Alright bye! *leaves*

Rew: So what do we have now...*checks mail* Carrot top. Alright lets get a move on derpy, *realize depry is missing*

Derpy: *talking to bon bon and lyra* So umm any of you ponies like mails?

Bon Bon: Ummm, we dident order any mail.

Lyra: Yea, derpy, shouldent you go and deliver other mails?

Rew: Derpy, We got a mail to deliver.

Derpy: Oh ok, Bye mares!

*At carrot tops house*

Rew: Alright this is the place. *knocks on door*

Carrot Top: *opens door* yees?

Derpy: Hi carrot! We got a mail!

Carrot: Oh thank you derpy.

Derpy: Wait! Dident you say that you were gonna return something from me?

Carrot: Umm i dident take anything from yo-

Derpy: Oh yea? Do you really recall of me giving something to you and promise you'll bring it back HUH HUH!?

Rew: DERPY! Sorry carrot.

Derpy: Oh wait i dident give you something. Never mind see ya! *leaves*

Rew: Derpy, just how are we giving these mails to ponies that you keep messing up?

Derpy: Well rew its just

Rew: Dont bother derpy, your on your own.

Derpy: BUT REW! I NEED YOU! *sigh*

Rew: *at berry punch's house* Delivery for berry punch

Berry: Oh thank you very much sir!

Rew: *sigh* i hope i get payed much sooner..*bumps into derpy* Derpy! What do you want?

Derpy: Oh well, i just want to apoligize to what happened, you see i had this condition where im just really dumb

Rew: Oh really?

Derpy: Yea, and ponies they started to get use to me after a while and they love me!

Rew: Soo im the one whos acting crazy?

Derpy: Pretty much.

Rew: Oh derpy, i never notice. How could i be so rude? You need a partner who's fun!

Derpy: YAAAY!

*At rews house*

Rew: Dear princess celestia, Today i have found a new friend who's have a problem. I dident notice that at first but now i know.

i have made a new best friend and ill never let her go. Your greatful student, Rew Co-*gets bumped by derpy* Oh, derpy! You messed me up!

Derpy: Oh, sorry!

Rew: Oh its ok derpy! Your my friend!

THE END