harvest its poison and then make a coll spider hat

Harvest the poison and the fangs

Then see if we can harvest the poison, finding it with our seeing poison ability.

harvest poison

get some empty bottles and drain its poisen dry

You may be mad, but you're not a hatter. You decide to leave the hatting to others until you figure out how to hat. You're not sure how exactly one would harvest spider venom, either.

The easiest way to get spider venom is to find the venom glands. Then either cut those out (since it's a big spider) or peirce them with the knife and drain the fluids into a bottle.

Thinking about it, you suddenly get an idea! You look more closely at the spider, hoping that the deal where you can see poison will show you where to find the venom glands. However, you see nothing. Taking your knife, you do a bit of digging, but still nothing. You figure it's probably a non-venomous spider.

T-bag the spider in a flurry of victory like any honorable warrior would.

Climbing on top of the spider carcass, you squat down repeatedly like a baws.

Treat your ankle if possible

See if we can treat the wooziness (if we still have that) and our ankle with something from the medkit.

Treat ankle,

Break one of your javs and use the wood as a splint because at this point you dont know how bad the damge is , Wrap your ankle with bandages or ripped fabric while applying the splint, then use your spear as a crutch.

You get your medkit out of the backpack and open it. Breaking the shaft of a javelin and getting some bandages from the kit, you use it to make a simple splint. Looking through the kit, you find a small bottle (one you didn't notice before) labeled 'General antidote, counteracts most poisons - drink to use.' With such straightforward instructions, you feel quite confident that you'll be able to use it. You take a swig, and throw away the empty bottle.

spider exoskeleton may be a good addition to our leather jerkin take some of that with me.

Getting your knife, you carve away the spider's exoskeleton. Some is ruined, but you get a few good pieces. You think you could use it to make some more armor. Nothing spectacular, but it could save your life one day.

Search for spider eggs and spiderlings, make sure to burn them all.

Burn everything that is spider-related.

Dont forget to light the remains and then do the dinasaur as a victory dance.

burn all spider related items that are not useful

Pouring a generous amount of butane on what's left of the spider, you light it up. Damn spiders. You have a look around to see if there's any other spidery things around, but you can't find anything. As you look around, however, you realize this is an excellent area in which to do the dinosaur. Taking a few steps away from the flames, you do the dinosaur as a victory dance.

You idly note that you seem to have lost the Lucky and Bacon! status effects while you weren't paying attention.

Curl into a ball and whimper in a corner.

Confident that the ordeal is over, you curl up in a corner and whimper for a while. You're not quite traumatized, but you remember reading on wikipedia something about stress hormones being washed out through tears. Might as well make sure you don't freak out later.

Find a nice peacful corner and take a well-earned dump since I don't beleive the guy has had one in the last few days, and see if we can make the spider our next meal.

Looking around for a moment, you decide that this corner is as good as any other. Pulling down your pants, you take care of your bodily waste in the traditional manner.

As you walk back to the charred carcass, you realize you could have tried making food out of it. Oh well, kind of late for that now. You'll just have to try again next time - if there is a next time. You hope not.

Moving on, you walk further into the dungeon, more carefully than before. You don't feel very confident about getting into another fight so soon.

You are wearing blue jeans, a white t-shirt, sturdy shoes, and simple boar hide torso protection with pockets taken from the jacket. On your back is the backpack you found with you when you woke up. Your current weapon is a primitive spear. You are somewhat tired. You are kind of hungry. You are pretty thirsty. You have (2) unspent skill point(s). You have an injured ankle.

Your current inventory:

* Backpack (open) containing:

* Refillable butane lighter (non-essential)

* Butane for refilling lighter (unlimited, non-essential)

* Pouch of tobacco (45g, non-essential)

* Pack of cigarette papers (45 papers, non-essential)

* Bottle of vodka (370ml, essential)

* Coil of rope (19.5m, essential)

* Hatchet (essential)

* Swiss Army Knife (essential)

* MRE packs (2 days’ worth, non-essential)

* Bottle of water (1l, essential)

* First-aid kit (closed, essential)

* Sewing kit (closed, non-essential)

* Thermos filled with water (0.5l, essential)

* Boar tusk

* Potions of See Poison (3)

* Health Potions (7)

* Empty Containers (4)

* Various old sheets

* Some vines

* Bunch of torches

* Bag the manticore gave you

* Spider exoskeleton

* Quiver containing:

* 11 primitive javelins

You currently have no positive status effects.

You currently have the following negative status effects:

* Nicotine addiction (minor)

* Rejected

What do you do?