We made it to Rainbow's home in one piece. Now I feel the need to give a basic description as to what her house looks like. It was close to looking like a Greek or Roman design, but with clouds. As soon as my feet touch the clouds I ran up to inspect a rainbow waterfall. Now this was really interesting, how was this rainbow in liquid form? I dipped my hand in and cup a small amount. I was about to take a drink when a hoof slapped my hand away.

“I wouldn’t do that if I was you.” Rainbow warned.

I look to the pool of rainbow asking aloud. “So how is it in a liquid state? From what I remember back where I come from. It's just light refraction that makes the rainbow.”

Rainbow smiles. “It's the same too, but we condense all of it into a more transferable form. When someplace needs a rainbow, we can't sit around and wait for refraction to happen.”

I scratch the top of my head. “If you say so, but who asks for rainbows? Better yet who wants them on demand?”

She laughs at me. “Ponies like to set the right mood for their towns, a little rainbow here and there doesn’t hurt anypony.”

I shrug, guess it makes sense to her but not as much to me.

“Come on, let me show you the inside.” Rainbow says waving me towards her home.

Her mood seems to have lifted a bit since we left the lake. It's good to see her happy. I am unsure as to why but it makes me happy to see her happy. As we walk threw the door Rainbow gives a small nervous chuckle.

“Excuse the mess, I don't really have ponies around here that much.” She warns me.

Now I don’t want to sound rude, but if the most popular form of cleaning a house was with a hurricane. Then Rainbow was extremely clean, but I have the strong feeling that this isn’t the case. I mean there was pizza on the roof! How does that even happen? At the very least it will give me something to do, I said I was going to help and I meant it!

“Make yourself at home, I'm just going to hit the shower real quick. I guess later I can make us some food.” She says.

I gave a small nod as she went on her way to what I assume was her room or the restroom.

Now that I was alone I spoke to myself. “OK, Anon, time to get this place clean.”

(30 minutes later)

I let out a sigh of relief. Man, I think Rainbow hasn’t cleaned this place in ages! After Rainbow hopped into the shower I briefly explored to see what the damage was. I am not lying when I say the whole house was a mess. In the last Thirty minutes or so I have only managed to clean out the kitchen and make a small dent into the living room. Though I won't lie, cleaning a cloud house was not only a once in a lifetime experience, it also has some nifty features.

Like for example, there was this huge puddle of... Something. Normally that would be a pain to clean, but all I had to do was lift the cloud with the puddle and wring it out. Made my job that much easier but god help whoever was below that mess. I could hear the sound of a door closing but I continue my train of thought. 'There was still a lot to clean, I am going to be up all night to-'. My attention was completely taken from me while I turn my attention to Rainbow. She was just coming out of the shower, her body still dripping wet. Her mane hanging low and straight, giving the illusion that it was long.

I gulp audibly thinking to myself. 'Why is it so hot in here all of a sudden?'. Rainbow still hasn’t noticed my forced gaze and I thank whatever gods there are for that. All I could do was take in her form while the room kept getting hotter for some reason. I lost my focus on her when I felt my pants getting tighter. I did a double take when I saw the massive erection I was sporting. I turn my back right before Rainbow could take notice.

“You alright, big guy?” Rainbow asked with concern.

“Yup! Just, Just fine! I-I think I need some air real quick. Excuse me!” I answer quickly.

I sped through the cloud door and slam it shut, not allowing myself to question how I was not only able to slam a door made of clouds, but how did it even make a sound like that? OK I guess I did end up questioning it, but I have bigger problem!

I look down to my pants. “Why are you doing this to me!?” I ask to no one in particular. “Bad! Bad! She is a pony and you are, well you are you. So stop that!” No response.

Well, was I really expecting a response? I let out a sigh, I need to take my mind off Rainbows glistening body. Her shapely re-. Shit! I take in some deep breaths. OK, OK, Calming thoughts. I turn my gaze to the rainbow fountain. Hmmm..

I mutter to myself. “Zap Apple Jam, here I come.”

Now logic dictates that if something looks like something else then it has to be the same thing right? Wrong! I learned that the hard way. As I took in a mouth full of the liquid rainbow I thought I was going to be greeted with the sweet taste of that jam. To my surprised I was greeted by molten magma sliding down my throat.

I scream out. “Ah! Ah! Spicy! Holy hell! Oh man that’s hot!”

Rainbow came speeding out. “Anon! Did you drink the rainbow?!”

I was in tears from the sheer heat it caused.

“I just wanted a little taste.” I say through sobs, It was really hot.

Ever had a ghost pepper chilli? Well think of that but turned up to eleven. If I wasn't so sure it would hurt more coming back up, I would have been spewing my guts. Rainbow rushed into her house and came back with a glass of water. I drank every last bit in seconds. Oh man I will never do that again.

“Anon, what did I tell you?!” Rainbow looks livid.

I shook my head. “I am sorry.. I just thought it was Zap Apple jam, but in like pure form or something.”

She was now chuckling. “Oh man! That is too good! I am going to have to teach you everything now won't I?”

I couldn’t help but smile as well. “I guess you will, Rainbow. I mean I can't be the first person to do that, right?”

She was still giggling. “You’re definitely right about that. Pinkie did the same thing, same results too.” We both laugh at the situation. “So I'm not sure about you, Anon, but I think I am ready for dinner.” I gave a nod as we move our way back into her home.

OK so this night has been a surprise. Drank a rainbow and learned that Rainbow knows her way around a kitchen. I mean for the past ten minutes I have been watching her move around picking up ingredients one after the other. It was like watching the iron chef or something.

“No offense, Rainbow but you never struck me as the cooking type.” I say in disbelief to the scene I was watching.

She never loses her focus as she starts to dice an onion. “When you live on your own you learn some stuff.”

I couldn't help but smile at her as she moves around the kitchen. She was funny, athletic and a cook! Girl of my dreams here.. Wait, what? I shook my thoughts away. Well that was weird.

“Anon, did you hear me?” I snap my attention to Rainbow.

“Oh sorry, was kinda lost in thought.” I could see her face shift to concern.

“Well, alright. I just wanted to thank you for cleaning the kitchen, I haven’t had the time to do it lately.”

“It was no problem. Like I said I am really sorry about the lake thing, I intend to help anyway I can.” I say.

Now she looked really nervous, her wings were starting to spread out again.

“Hey, Anon. Can I ask you something?”

I wasn’t sure what she would want to ask. “Sure, what is it?”

She moved her sights to the floor as she became more timid. I oddly felt worried about this. “Do you.. Did you,” She cleared her throat. “Are you aware what that whistle meant, Anon?”

What it meant? I thought whistling was meant for cheering?

“Well.. Where I come from it's meant as cheering. Is it not the same here?”

She shook her head. “Yes and no. You see.. There are many types of whistling.. The one you did was, a wolf call.”

I slap myself. “Oh man, don't tell me that it was some kind of warning against wolves or something.”

A blush spread over her face as she corrects me. “No, it wasn’t.. It means. Well if a stallion really likes a mare.. He will do a wolf call.”

Wait a minute... Is she saying I did an earth equivalent to a cat call? I slap myself again.

“Oh shit. I am sorry, Rainbow. I didn't mean it like that.”

Her mood soured a bit. “What, am I not good enough to get a wolf call?”

I flinch at her sudden mood swing. “Wha? Well, no.. I MEA-”

Bam! Just like that I took a hoof to the face. My face really hurt now, I think she broke my nose. I could see for a brief second where Rainbow zoomed off to her room. Dammit I have to be the stupidest guy in the world! I felt my nose for a second. Well it wasn’t broke but is definitely hurt. I walk over the stove and turn it off. I wasn’t even in the mood to question how a cloud made fire.

I feel like total shit for what I said, I need to make it right. I was standing before Rainbow door. It was faint but I could hear someone crying. 'Nice one dipshit'. I let out a sigh as I knock on the door.

“Rainbow, I am sorry. Please just let me explain.”

I could hear her yelling through her tears. “Why don’t you just leave! Go find Luna or Fluttershy since I am not good enough!” I tried to open the cloud door but it was locked, because fuck logic here.

“Ok,Rainbow. I will leave. I won't talk to you ever again. Just please, before I go, let me try to explain.” I plea to her.

The door slowly opens to reveal Rainbow with red eyes and tears welling up. “You have five minutes.”

Ok Anon time to shine. “Rainbow. I didn't mean anything by that whistle earlier, it was just me cheering you on. You are a great athlete! I thought it would be nice to show you some support. I guess our worlds have some slight differences. Probably will get me in trouble later on, like it has now. Now, Rainbow, I know we have only known each other for a short while but I feel like we could really be great friends. I don't know, maybe that's just one sided?” I let out a sigh unsure of how to continue.

“Who am I kidding anyways. Nopony would look at me in that way anyways.” Rainbow said in a defeated tone.

I get it now, it's a self esteem issue. She acts tough but just like every other female. She too is worried about how boys see her.. Dammit, I am really stupid sometimes.

“I wouldn’t sell yourself too short Rainbow. You are very pretty, I mean you have the perfect blend between being lean and fit. You don't need to put on makeup or dress to impress. You have natural beauty.” I say trying to convince her.

She used her fore hoof to clear some of her tears. “You really mean that, Anon?”

I am getting somewhere. “Definitely. I know it might be cliché but I think you are more beautiful without all that fancy stuff.” I decide to get a little rough, so I hip check her as she stumbles a bit. “It also helps that you're the coolest pony I have ever met.”

A grin spread across her face. “I am the coolest pony!”

“Come on, let's not keep the food waiting much longer.” I say, her stomach let out a roar.

“heh. Heh. Yeah, let's eat!” Rainbow zooms past me and gets back to cooking.

Well I saved my ass on that one. Good thing she didn't decide to kick me out the house, I don't think I can survive a five story fall.

Our dinner was thankfully uneventful. Rainbow cooked some kind of vegetable stew, it was really good. Once we were all finished and the dishes were cleaned. Rainbow and I have migrated over to her couch in the living room.

“So what did you think of the food?”

I smile thinking back. “It was perfect, Rainbow. You are the entire package.”

A blush flashed over her face. “Th-thanks, Anon.” We sat in silence for awhile, it wasn’t awkward, just enjoying each other company you know.

“Just so you know, I forgive you for the lake thing. It wasn’t your fault and I understand that our two worlds have some differences.”

I gave a nod, then a sudden idea came up. “Hey, Rainbow.”

I got her full attention. “Yeah?”

Maybe this was a dumb idea but mishaps like this are bound to happen again. “I was wondering. Maybe till I get used to this whole Equestria thing, maybe you can be like an adviser of mine or something?”

She paused a little. “Adviser?”

I nod. “I don't know some of the customs and I have been making mistakes since I got here. Maybe you can be with me, keep an eye on me to help clear any problems I have or set me straight if I do something out of line.”

She looked genuinely shocked by this. “You want me to foal sit you?”

That sounded awfully close to babysit.. Wow, that makes me feel like shit.. Mostly because it was true. For the time being I needed someone to tell me right from wrong, to take care of me till I can understand how it all works.

I let out a sigh. “wow.. I guess thats what I am saying. Shit, now I feel like trash.”

She quickly spoke. “No don't say that! It's understandable. I mean you are new here. Yeah, an adviser. I can do that.”

I smile a little but I can't help but think about everything I have to do. I just talk aloud.. “I need a job, a home, clothes.. Its, its..” I let a lone tear fall. It finally hits me. I am in an alien world with nothing to my name.. I have to start from rock bottom.

“Hey, big guy.” I was starting to miss her calling me that. A smile spreads over my face as she spoke. “I got lots of room here, maybe, I don't know. Maybe you could crash here?”

I shook my head. “I can't ask that of you, Rainbow, it's too much.”

Her voice raised. “Hey! I don't leave my friends hanging. You are staying here until you get a home for yourself and that's final!”

I was taken aback by this. Though she sounded angry I was able to process what she told me. “Are you sure? I mean, I can pay! Well I can't pay now but I will I swear!”

She waved me off with a hoof. “I didn't ask to get paid. It’s cool with me.”

I didn't know what to say, so I decided to show her. I pulled Rainbow to an embrace. She tried to push off at first but soon settled into my arms. “Thanks, for everything, Rainbow.”

She pats me on the back. “Yeah, yeah. Stop all the mushy stuff, big guy.”

I laugh a little as I release her from my grip. “I can't help it, you are being too nice. All I can give you is a hug at the moment.”

She was giggling a little as well. “Well, don't make it a habit.” I could tell she was being sarcastic so I took her into another hug.

She was giggling. “Hey, what did I just say!”

I could feel all my troubles melting away. “You told me to not make a habit of it.. I dont think it’s a habit just yet.”

Rainbow was trying her best to wriggle out of my grasp as we both laugh. When she settled down we were face to face. An idea forms in my head while a smile spread over my face. Rainbow was looking a little nervous.

“Anon, what are you thinking?” Rainbow asked in a worried tone.

My smile grew maniacal as I state. “You know, Rainbow. I never did pay you back for that sucker punch you gave me.”

She looked scared, really scared. That's good, I want her to be scared. I threw her onto her back on the couch. I loomed over her for a brief second as her eyes shot open out of fear. My voice was calm and collective.

“Rainbow, answer me one question.”

She gulped a little. “What question is that?”

I bet my smile mirrored one of a predictor as I ask. “Do they have tickling in this world?”

Her eyes shot open as she screamed.

“No!” She tried to roll away but it was too slow.

I took her sides into my grasp as I wriggle my fingers. She was screaming out loud in fits of laughter. I couldn’t help myself either as I just tickle her ribs and belly.

“Anon! Please! I give, I give!”

I stop my assault on her and let her catch her breath. Before I could even register anything I was on my back now. “Now it's my turn!”

Oh shit. My eyes went as wide as hers as she brought her wings down, letting her tiny feathers tickle my side. I couldn’t stop laughing as tears now came out.

“Rainbow, Rainbow! Stop, I am sorry!”

She stopped her attack on me as she lay on my stomach. We both were still giggling here and there as we just lie there. Man, nothing like a good old tickle fight to brighten the mood.

Rainbow let out the cutest yawn. “Well, it's getting late. I think I am going to hit the hay.”

I gave a nod. “Go ahead, I will just crash on the couch for now.”

She shook her head. “I think not. Come, my bed is big enough for the both of us.”

I was unsure what was happening but I could feel a pit in my stomach forming. “Ugh, are you sure?”

She gave a smile. “Come on, big guy, never slept in bed with a pony before?” I gave her a deadpan stare. She chuckled. “Oh yeah, I guess you never have. Just come on, I guarantee my bed will be the biggest you ever see.”

I sigh in defeat as I follow her up some cloud stairs. Now she wasn’t lying about the size, it was maybe a king size, human equivalent of course. Now I don't think I brought this up before, but these ponies are kinda small. I mean on all fours most of them reach to my belly button. On their hind legs I think the tops of their head would be just a little under my chin. From what I could remember, I think Luna would be eye to eye with me on her hind legs. Though on all fours she was at about my chest, if not a little higher.

So I can only assume that if Rainbow's bed was a king size in our world, it should be considered giant to every other pony. Rainbow already took her place on the right side while I hesitate a bit.

“Let's go, big guy. I won't bite.” she says while patting the spot next to her.

We are just going to sleep in the bed, no big deal right? I climb onto the bed next to her and get myself comfortable. Man today was really fun. Talked to ponies, got to walk on clouds.. Currently sleeping on a cloud.. It's nice really.

“Goodnight, Anon.”

I smile, Rainbow is really nice. “Goodnight, Rainbow.”

We both calm ourselves and let our bodies do what is natural.

So I am kinda just standing in total darkness right now. Not really sure what to think at the moment. I am pretty sure I am asleep, probably in a dream if I could guess. Though I can't control it, kinda lame really.

“Hello?” I call to no one in particular.

“It is good to see you again, Anon.”

I turn around to see Luna.

“Luna? Well this is an odd dream.”

She was smiling at me. “You know you are in a dream?”

I gave a nod. “Well of course. We are kinda just standing in total darkness. Not many places I would know in the universe that would exist such a place. Well a place I could survive at least.” She was giggling at my mental rambling.

“Most ponies never realize they are in a dream till I prove to them it is a dream.”

Well this was a little weird. “You know for a dream version of Luna you seem to be pretty, well, real.”

She was now laughing aloud. “Anon, this is me, Luna.”

Hmm.

“Well I don't believe you, but let's say you really are Luna. What's with this whole dream thing?”

A small blush crossed her face. “It is one of my duties as a princess to watch over the dreams of my subjects. It has been busy work and I simply didn't have time to meet you for our talk.”

Huh. Well I really do hope this is Luna because I really don't want to have this conversation twice.

“Alright, Luna. What did you want to talk about?” That smile of hers could melt the heart of cold men.

“I want to know why you call me by my name and not my title?”

I took a deep breath. “Well Luna it's kinda like this. In my world or at least where I was from, we never had queens or kings. We had a free world. Though I could go into explaining all that stuff, I don't really think we have that much time. Simple thing is that we are all humans, no one is higher and no one is lower. So I call you by Luna not out of disrespect but because we are equals.”

She gave a small nod. “I can see why you would do such a thing. But perhaps later we may talk about this more in depth?”

I gave her the nod this time. “Whatever you wish, Luna. I like talking to you, too bad we can't enjoy the night together. I mean I know you are just a figment of my imagination, but I do like spending time with you, well the real you.”

A sly looking grin smeared onto her face. “You doubt my powers, Anon?”

I gulp a little at her tone. “um..”

We are flying threw the universe! I know this isn't real but damn is it fun as hell! I have never had a dream this cool! The only thing that would make it better is if I was riding on Luna's back in knights armor and a giant glowing sword made of gold! Eventually though we touch back down in the black area of my dream again.

“Wow that was fun! We have to do that again, Luna.”

She was giggling. “Yes perhaps we should, though I am unsure of the armor and sword idea.”

She gave me a playful punch. Wait a minute. “You can hear my thoughts?”

She was laughing aloud. “No, you screamed that out loud while we were flying!” Oh man I feel so embarrassed, how can this get any worse?! “What is Loyalty doing here?”

I turn to where Luna was facing. Rainbow was once again dripping wet like how I seen her when she got out the shower.

“Uh.. Luna Do you mind if we-”

To my displeasure the Rainbow fade spoke. “Oh, Anon.. come in bed with me.”

Luna looked to me then to the fade. “I wasn’t aware your people can also have wet dreams.”

My face turned up in redness. “What?! No! It's just.”

She was giggling at me. “It's alright, Anon. it's perfectly health for a stallion to dream of possible mates.”

I cover my face in total embarrassment, how can this get any worse!

I try pleading. “Please, Luna, please give me some slack here.”

She pats me on the back. “It's alright, this is between you...and.....me?”

I follow her gaze once again as now the fade Rainbow and another Luna... make out.. She looked to me, then to them, then back to me. I had to tempt fate didn't I? Why couldn't I have just not slept this night.

“So.. Luna..” I was at a total loss of words at the moment.

All I could see was a blush over Luna's face while her wings were stretched far.

“I think I should go.” Luna says taking to the sky as she fades into the darkness...

Geez, even though all of this is a dream, It sure was embarrassing. Good think its all in my head though.

My eyes slowly crack open as the sun finally decided to make its grand appearance. Right into my corneas.

I cover my eyes while cursing. “I really hate the sun.”

I sat in thought for a moment. That dream I had was really detailed. I mean if I wasn’t so sure it was, well, a dream. I would have thought that was actually Luna with me. Weird how dreams work like that. Well no worries. I feel great today! This cloud mattress is amazing. So soft and.. Warm? I move my left arm to feel something weird. My hand was running threw something almost silky smooth. I didn't open my eyes fully or turn my gaze yet. I could feel something, shallow breathing?

Turning my head I could definitely make out what it was now. Rainbow was cuddling up on me. I even had my arm around here, when did this happen? She had her head on my chest as a small smile was plastered onto her muzzle. She was almost too cute to move, but I don't want it to get awkward. So I slowly move her from me as I get out of bed. well I am up now, I guess the least I can do is try to make something for her to eat. I mean cooking can't be that hard can it?

“What happening in here!?” That was definitely Rainbow's voice. She sounded angry and with good reason.

“Hey, Rainbow. I wanted to try and make you breakfast, but, that kinda didn't work out so well.” I say with a nervous chuckle.

The kitchen was in total disarray. At first I was just going to make some pancakes. Then somehow I managed to not only cover myself head to toe in flour but I also managed to be covered in that liquid rainbow... I don't even know how that happened either.

I sigh in defeat, hanging my head low. Then I could hear it, it was slow but it sounded like contained laughter. I look up to Rainbow to see a hoof over her mouth as she tried to hold back the laughter. It didn't work too well as she was currently rolling on the floor in fits of laughter.

“Oh man! This is priceless, priceless!”

I let out a grunt. “Laugh it up, laugh it up.”

Rainbow picked herself off the floor and made her way to me.

“Big guy, why don't you let me worry about the food and you can worry about washing up?”

I hang my head low again. “OK.” Is all I could muster as I shuffle out of the kitchen.

Well now I know I can't cook, guess I should have known that already, but I guess not. I walk through a door that I remember Rainbow came out of the other day.

To my surprise it looked like an actual bathroom. I mean it was a tub and a shower head, well, cloud version at least. But it looked big enough for me to get in the thing, so I won't complain. Well no time like the present! I take my clothes off and walk over to the shower. I examine it for a minute. I am assuming the red cloud nob is hot and the blue one is cold. Seems legit. I turn the cloud knob and slowly dial in my tempature.

Once it was nice and hot I take a deep breath and hop in. It's funny how liberating a shower is when you haven't taken one in awhile. I enjoy the water flowing over my body, it so simple yet so, human. I spot some shampoo type bottles. ‘Well, when it Equestria.’. I lather myself up nice and good. Once I was all squeaky clean I hop out of the shower, only to notice there are no towels.

Crap. I lean my head out the bathroom door. “Hey, Rainbow!” I could hear her yell something from the kitchen but it was muffled. “Where are the towels?!” I tried again.

She hollered back. “Where are the what?!”

I slap myself in the face. “Just come here a moment please!”

The sounds of clip clopping could be heard.. Alright how the hell, we’re on clouds!

Rainbow was now looking me up and down, even though my lower half body was covered by the door.

“What is it, big guy?”

I let out a sigh. “I need a towel, Rainbow.”

A light bulb went off in her head. “Oh! Well, the thing about that.”

I let out a grunt. “Let me guess, you haven't washed any.” She gave a nod. I let out a sigh. “Well what am I supposed to do?”

She raised an eyebrow, or at least it looked like it.. If she had a eyebrow I guess. “I am not sure if you noticed big guy. But we ponies don't wear anything, that means we mostly just air dry.”

Well that doesn't help me at this time. Another sigh. “I guess I will just wear my clothes. They will dry eventually.”

She slammed her hoof down. “But why!? I mean, I know Fluttershy explained it all, but still.”

I shook my head. “It's just a comfort thing, Rainbow. Think of it like this, you like flying right?” She gave a nod. “You do it everyday, right?” Again a nod. “How would you feel if one day you just couldn't fly anymore?”

A look of fear washed over her face, but I jumped in quickly. “Now it may not be that life altering, but it's kinda the same. Understand?”

She gave a nod of understanding. “I get it. Just don't take too long, breakfast is ready.”

I return a short nod and close the door. Well time to get dressed I guess. I put on my old clothes, kinda defeats the purpose of being clean but they are the only set I have.

I walk into the kitchen feeling a little damp, not too bad though. I look to the table to see.. Meat? Rainbow clearly spots my confusion.

“While you were getting cleaned up I flew over to Fluttershy’s house and picked up some of that meat that was left over.”

I was surprised. “You didn't have to do that.”

She was beaming. “I didn't have to but I wanted to.” Oh I see what she did there.

I gave her a shrug and took my seat. Nothing like a piece of meat and some eggs for breakfast. I ate with vigor! I mean breakfast is the most important meal of the day right? Rainbow was eating some hay that looked fried oddly enough. We were enjoying our meals but I felt like some conversation was in order.

“So Rainbow, what do you do for a living?”

She was smiling again. “I work with the weather. You know clearing the clouds or setting up rainstorms.”

My mind went blank for a second. “Actually I don't think I know. What do you mean you set up storms?”

She spoke in a matter of fact tone. “We Pegasi control the weather. Snow here, rain there, clear and sunny skies.” Well that wasn't expected, guess this world has a lot more to it then I thought. “Why? Does your weather not work like that?”

Shaking my head I answer. “No. It just does its own thing.”

She tapped a hoof to her chin. “Sounds kinda like the Everfree forest to me. That's the only place I know of in Equestria that has it own weather control.” I gave a nod not really knowing what a “everfree forest” was.

“So how about your friends, what do they do?”

Again she beamed with excitement. “Oh! Twilight is a local librarian, you know egghead type stuff. Fluttershy takes care of all the sick animals. Rarity makes fancy clothes for all types of ponies. Pinkie Pie makes cakes and stuff like that and Applejack grows and sells apples and apple accessories”

I don't know why but everything she just said made sense. I haven't known her friends long but they definitely fit that profile she spelled out for me.

Then a thought came to mind. “Hey Rainbow, can I ask you something. It might seem silly but, it's kinda been bothering me.”

Her face turned serious. “What is it, big guy?”

I take a deep breath to collect my thoughts. “Pinkie Pie. I don't know what it is about her, but she makes me feel, uneasy. I mean she is great and makes me smile.. It's just, she does things.. Things I can't explain and it makes me feel weary.”

Her expression took on the same as mine. “I know what you mean. Not even Twilight knows how she does it, but sometimes it scares me a little. I mean she is the only pony I know of that can actually keep up, if not go faster than me. Whenever you ask her about it she just changes the subject or makes it seem like you’re the crazy one. We all kinda just agreed to pay it no mind.”

I gave a nod. “Well it's good to know I am not the only one who has noticed this. I guess letting it go for now will work.”

She gave a reassuring nod. “That’s what’s best. So now that we are done eating, what do you want to do today?”

I looked to find that both of our plates were indeed empty. I thought for a moment. “Well I do need more clothes, if it's alright with you I would like to visit Rarity real quick.”

She looked a little miffed by this but begrudgingly agreed. I scratch the top of head in thought. ‘I always thought girls liked going shopping for clothes’ Boy was I going to learn another lesson I will never forget.