The guards pulled Pinkie Pie out of the building she's been using as her hideout. She was kicking and screaming. The slapped some chains around her legs so she couldn't escape. They threw her into the back of the chariot. The Royal Guards hooked themselves up to the front of the chariot and flew off. Pinkie Pie sat quietly in the back. She looked over the edge of the chariot and saw a lake coming into view. She opened her mouth and raised the chain, which was holding her front legs, to a sharp metal tooth in her mouth. She started sawing away. One of the guards looked back and smirked.
"What's so funny?" the other guard asked.
"She's trying to chew through the chain."
The other guard joined in on the smirking. Pinkie Pie continued to saw through until she felt it about to break. She stopped and pulled up the chain which was holding her back legs. She started to saw away. The guard looked back again.
"Don't bother." the guard said. "That chain is just as strong as the other."
Pinkie Pie stopped sawing and looked at the guard, narrowing her eyes. The guard turned around and Pinkie Pie continued sawing. She stopped sawing and sat straight up. The lake was now almost directly beneath them. Pinkie waited a couple more seconds before jerking her legs apart, breaking the chains. The guards immediately looked back in shock.
"What?!" the guards yelled.
Pinkie lunged at the guard on the left and bit his throat. Her metal tooth dug deep into his skin. Blood poured out as the guard screamed in pain. She pulled out, and then tore a chunk out of his wing. He stopped flapping his wings and fell, putting more pressure on the other guard. Pinkie sliced the rope with her tooth. The injured guard fell and hit the ground with a thud. The other guard started to fly lower as Pinkie bit into his neck. He screamed as Pinkie tore a chunk from his neck. He gurgled as blood came out of his mouth. Pinkie tore a chunk out of his wing and he started to fall. Pinkie jumped out and splashed down into the lake. She swam to the edge and climbed out. She then headed over to the crashed chariot and the surviving guard. He was writhing in pain. She stood over him and looked down.
"Please." he said. "Just kill me."
"Oh, I have something better in mind." said Pinkie.
She dug her metal tooth into the guards chest and sliced him open. Blood sprayed all over her face as the guard screamed. She scooped out the guards organs before digging her tooth into the guards eye socket and plucked his eye out. The guard screamed some more as Pinkie Pie ate his eye.
"That was delicious." she said. "So much better than if I had baked you into cupcakes."
The guard bled to death as Pinkie Pie feasted off of his dead body.