My name isn't important, what's important is the truth. It's been kept hidden from everypony all this time. There was no Discordian regime, the Princesses didn't defeat him in some great battle and take over his stead. He never even existed. The time before the Celestial Sisters' reign has been kept a secret for far too long, and now it's time to let it out. I'm the last remaining one of them, now that I'm alone, I can finally reveal what really happened back then, a disaster not born of physical destruction, but one of mentality.