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Living The Dream

by Kickass222urmom

Chapter 7: Bronies in Equestria

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Bronies in Equestria

Chapter 7

I stepped out of the library and into the early morning air. The sun could barely be seen over the hills.

I stretched my wings out and let out a relaxed breath. Last night was the most relaxing night of my life, I have never slept so well in my life.

I've only been here three days, but it feels like I've always lived here.

What should I do today? I don't have to be at work for another seven hours, my job starts at twelve.

So, what should I do for the next seven hours? Maybe I should visit the other mares, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, and Pinkie Pie.

Well, I don't know about Pinkie Pie. The thought of spending seven hours with her makes me want to eat another poisoned cupcake. Applejack's also out, no farms for me.

You see, the main reason for me hating farms is not because of my grandparents. That's only part of it. The main reason is because of what my cousins did to me. Not something I like to think about.

So that leaves Rarity and Fluttershy. Tough choice. Well, Rarity's is closer and easy to find. I don't even know how to get to Fluttershy's house.

Rarity's it is then. But which way is it? I looked left and right. Hmm, maybe I should ask somepony.

I walked over to a stand, which looked to sell only soap, and looked at the stallion behind the chart.

He looked at me and smiled, "Yes?"

"Do you know where the Carousel Boutique is?"

He looked down the street, "Yes, just go that way. You can't miss it." He pointed down the street.

"Thanks." I turned and headed down the street. Soon, I came upon a fancy looking building, better looking than all the ones around it. That's definitely the Carousel Boutique.

I walked up to the door and knock three times. Inside I heard a cheerful and pleasant voice, "One minute."

I stood outside the door, listening to the sounds of hoofs approaching the door.

Seconds later, the door opened, "Welcome to the Carousel Boutique, I am... Oh, it's you, Girokon. Please come in."

She stepped aside and I walked in. She closed the door and turned to me, "What brings you to my boutique darling? Do you need some clothes made?"

Do I? No, my clothes are fine. "I just stopped by to talk, and maybe help if you need it."

Rarity smiled, "No, its quite alright deary. I don't have any orders today."

"Oh, I guess we could talk. What have you been doing today?"

She walked over to a chair and sat. She then pointed to the chair opposite of her. "Please, take a seat, Girokon."

I sat in the chair and smiled, "Please, call me Giro."

She frowned, "I'm sorry Giro."

"It's okay, you're not the first." I said while smiling.

She smiled back, "But Giro, you must tell me. Why do you wear those...Clothes?"

Why does she not like my clothes? I think they look cool. "I just like them. Why do you not like them, Rarity?"

She looked me over, "I just don't see the point in wearing black with you. I mean, your coat is light blue, and that does not go with black."

I looked down at my chest, "Yeah, I see your point there. But I appeared here with them, so I'll just keep them."

Rarity looked at me strangely, "What do you mean by appearing here?"

Did I say appeared here? Oh damn I did! Come on Lance, time to talk yourself out of another situation. "It's a figure of speech. I meant that when I arrived here."

She nodded, accepting what I said, "But you must let me make you something new to wear."

Hmm, is there anything I would like to wear around? Oh I know. "Well, there is one thing."

Her eyes seemed to sparkle at my words, "Yes?!"

"I've always wanted to have a suit of my own. The kind that you wear to fancy parties and formal meetings. Is that possible?"

She jumped up and smiled, "I can do it. But I'm sorry to tell you that you will have to pay."

Good thing I have some cash on hand. "That's okay. How much?"

She thought for a minute, "Well, if I use the good material and put my best effort into it. I would say around a hundred and twenty bits."

Damn, I only have forty, "I only have forty, but after work today, I will have enough. Can I pay you then?"

She kept smiling, "Why yes darling, it's going to take me a day or two to finish it anyway."

"Great. When are you going to start working on it? Would you like me to help?"

She walked over to me and started nudging me towards the door, "No darling, I can do it myself. But you must leave, I want to surprise you with it."

"Okay, but can I..." She pushed me out the door and prepared to close it, but stopped and smiled.

"I'm sorry to act rude Giro, but I'm really excited about getting this suit made for you." With that the door slammed shut.

Well, that killed five minutes.

Now what am I going to do? I started walking down the street aimlessly, just sightseeing.

Suddenly, a bright light engulfed me and I appeared in a large white room.

What the hell just happened?

"I'm sorry Lance, but my sister had to meet you." Said a familiar voice from behind me.

I turned to see Princess Celestia and Princess Luna standing side by side.

Luna looked me over, "You were right Tia, he is a strange looking pony. And you said he is really a human?"

Celestia looked over at Luna, "Yes, his world ended and he has been brought to this world."

Luna rubbed her neck, "But I thought there was only one world, ours."

"Oh no, there are many." Celestia looked back to me, "And Lance, she's not using the traditional royal canterlot voice because she is trying to learn to speak like we do now."

How did she.. Oh right, she can read my mind, "Oh, that's good. I didn't like that way of talking."

Luna looked at me strangely, "What do you mean? We have never met before."

Celestia laughed at her sister, "He knows more about us then you think dear sister."

"But how Tia, he just got here."

"I will have to tell you another time. Right now is not a good time, because I will have to have you in private to tell you everything."

"Tell me now. Please Tia!"

Celestia looked down and smiled, "Okay little sister." She looked up at me, "Lance, please give me a moment to explain this to her.'

I nodded my head and they turned away from me.

I wonder if she's about to tell Luna about their cartoons in my world. And Luna actually calls Celestia Tia, just like in the fan fictions.

Speaking of fan fictions, I remember reading one called Princess Molestia. That was a messed up one, where Celestia was molesting all the ponies of Ponyville. It was pretty weird but also..

"I would never do that! Why would you think something like that!" Said a slightly angry Celestia.

Shit! Damn it to hell! I forgot she was reading my mind. Why did I have to remember that one fanfiction?!

"It was a story from where I came from. I didn't write it." That's all you have to say Lance? Wow, you're so going to the dungeon.

She suddenly smiled, "Don't worry, I know about those stories." She turned back to Luna.

I laughed slightly to myself. She is so Trollestia.

"And what's that supposed to mean?"

Shut the hell up Lance, you're making things worse. "Uhh, just a stupid saying, doesn't mean anything." I laughed lightly.

She shrugged and continued talking to Luna.

Okay Lance, try to think of something else. Well, there was that one time when that girl at school was.... No, don't think of that. Just think of a song or something.

For the next five minutes, I stood there humming the 'Pony Anthem'.

Finally, they turned back to me. Luna had a look of amazement on her face.

I looked at them, "So... What do you need with me?"

Luna walked forward, examining me, "So, in your world we're just a made up thing for children?"

"Yeah, somewhere along those lines."

"And the ponies... I mean people there who liked us were called bronies?"

"Yes, there were a lot of them. But there were more people who hated them for it."

"So you're a brony?"

"Yes I am."

She took a step back and stood next to her sister, "I like him, Tia, he seems kinda nice."

Wait, I just remembered something I've been wondering about, "Princess Celestia, may I ask you something."

"Yes you may."

"Did any other humans come here also?"

She looked to be thinking about the answer, "Yes, but too many to count. They are spread out among Equestria, but there are four in Ponyville counting you."

"Three other human ponies in Ponyville? I haven't seen any of them yet? Are they bronies?"

"Yes, they are bronies. But not all the humans brought here are bronies. There are a lot of them who are not the kind of pony we approve of here, and I have yet to seek them all out. As for why you haven't seen any of them yet, you have. Just watch next time you're going through town."

People came here that weren't bronies? They must be trying to cause trouble. "Princess, I would like to go back to town now. I would like to look around town a little before I have to go to work."

"Of course Lance. I will summon you back here in a few days, I may have something for you to do."

A bright light filled the area and I appeared back in Ponyville, right in the middle of town. So, there's three other bronies here in town huh? I wonder if I can spot them just by walking through town.

I began walking through town and watching everypony that I passed, but they all seemed normal to me. I kept walking through town for another four hours, with no success at finding the other bronies.

They must have left town or something. Wait a minute, who's that talking to Rainbow Dash.

Up ahead, Rainbow Dash and a brown stallion were talking and laughing. Just maybe.

I walked up to them and said hi.

Rainbow Dash glared at me, "What do you want?!"

"I need to talk to him, one minute."

I motioned for the stallion to come over to me.

"Ummm, what do you want?" He asked, looking a little scared by my appearance.

"I need to figure something out. Does this mean anything to you, 'Rainbow is the best pony'?"

He looked at me a little shocked, "How do you know about that?"

Found one, easily I might add, "Ahh, so I finally found a fellow brony from earth. You are a brony right?"

He smiled, "So you're a human too huh? I thought I was the only one here. Also, I am a brony."

"There's way more than you could think, apparently every brony chose to come here."

"That's cool, but that's a lot of competition for the mane six."

"What do you mean?"

"I mean, you know that every brony likes a pony here, so you know that most of them are going to try and win them over. As you can see, I'm working on Rainbow Dash. What about you?"

I smiled, "I already won over Twilight Sparkle."

He looked impressed, "Well, you just scored one of the six, and I'm about to get one."

Yeah, good luck with that, "Do you have a place to stay while here?"

"No, I've been staying at random places."

"I may be able to get you to stay at the library with me and Twilight."

"Sounds great. I'll go there after I'm done with Rainbow Dash."

"Alright, I'll be at the Café for the next five hours."

"Why?"

"I work there now."

"Dude, you work too fast. I've spent my last two days trying to get here."

"Well, you should be able to get Rainbow Dash easily, just be interesting."

"That's easy." He turned and headed back to Rainbow Dash.

I better get to work, only thirty more minutes before I'm late. I turned to leave, but heard the stallion running back to me.

"I forgot to ask, but what's your name?"

I looked at him, I'll just give him both, "My real name is Lance, but the ponies here know me as Girokon, or Giro for short. What's yours?"

"Mine is David."

"Is that your real name or pony name?"

"Real. Why do I need a pony name?"

"I would suggest you get one."

"I'll think about one, but for now, I have a date with destiny, or a pony." He laughed and turned back to Rainbow Dash and galloped towards her.

Oh come on, he hasn't thought of one yet?

I turned and started walking towards the Café, time to get to work.

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