I walked down the street, a little swag in my stride. I had sunglasses on and I felt like a badass about to get laid.

[That's because your about to get laid... Dumbass...]

I bounce my head to an unheard beat and step up to the house. I kick the door open and jump in, striking a pose, "Who's yo daddy!"

[Lame!]

Twilight squealed in surprise and turned around to face me, "Quiet! Spark is trying to sleep!"

I smirk, "Who cares?"

Sexy mode is on.

Twilight looked at me strangely, "What's gotten into you?"

I walk over to her, a seductive smile on my face, "We haven't had any fun in a while. I'm kinda... how do I say this... HORNY!"

She giggled and wrapped her hooves around my neck, "Oh, you bad boy."

<She has definitely learned to much from your memories Lance.>
[Oh fuck yeah! I hope she learned some new moves!]

I whipped the sunglasses off and threw them across the room, "Wanna destroy the bedroom?"

She licked my cheek, "Lets do more than destroy the bedroom, lets destroy the whole house!"

[Holy shit! This is going to be so fucking awesome!]

My wings shot out, stiff.

<Wingboner.>

She giggled again and put a forceful kiss on my lips.

Oh yeah, I've waited for this for to damn long!

We began to walk down the hall, still making out.

Once we was in the bedroom, we jumped in, me on top, her on bottom. I held her forelegs down and smirked, "Your mine!"

She got a seductive look on her face, "I'm all yours."

That was it, that's all it took to send me over the edge.

I leaned down and began making out with her. Our tongues had a small battle, wrapping around each other.

I felt my member become fully hard, eager to begin, same as me. I lowered my stallionhood down to her marehood and placed the tip to it.

Twilight moaned into mouth at the contact.

[DO IT! DO IT! DO IT! I SAID FUCKING DO IT!]

I pulled back from our kiss and looked at her face, which was full of lust, "You ready for this Twi?"

She nodded with a smile on her face, "Oh yes, I want to feel you inside of me!"

<Oh my God! That is so hot!>

I kissed her neck and began to push in. I felt her walls separate, its been to long since the last time.

I pushed in hard, ready to get this started. I began to pull out... but I couldn't. I couldn't pull my member out.

We both looked down to see that my member was in her, all the way, but couldn't see what was holding it in.

I began to pull back as hard as I could, but it wouldn't budge. I looked over to Twilight and smiled awkwardly, "Well... ummm.... How do I get out?"

[What the fuck is going on!]
<That ruined the mood...>

She shrugged, a frighten look on her face, "How should I know?!"

I did a small side wave with my hoof, "Uhh, its your body, duh!"

She licked her lips, "I don't know okay!"

I waved my hoof, "Okay okay, calm down, I'll figure something out."

I looked around and saw some lotion. Perfect. "Hey Twi, can you levitate that lotion over here?"

She nodded and used her magic to pick up the bottle and gave it to me.

I bit the cap off and reached down and emptied the contents on my member and her marehood. I rubbed it in and began to pull again. Nothing.

How am I stuck?! Its like there's a grip on it and it won't let go!

I looked around again and saw a small tube. I smiled, perfect. If I can throw a note into it, it'll go all the way to the Princess! She can help us with this. She has already saw my ding dong after all.

[Who calls it a ding dong anymore?]

"Twilight, get me that note pad and quill. I have an idea!"

She looked at me strangely and picked up the requested items with her magic and gave them to me.

I laid the note pad on her chest, because I could, and began to write out the note.

Dear Princess Celestia,

Me and my dear wife Twilight have hit a problem while mating. I seem to be stuck deep in her sweet marehood. We request your assistance.

The brony who cares (Sorta)
Lance.

P.S. After this is over, could you possible give us more of those books? Thanks.

I smiled as I reread my note. I turned and looked at the small tube opening across the room, "If I can throw this note pad into that tube, we're saved. The Princess will know what to do."

She nodded, "Do it!"

I turned and took careful aim. I then threw the note pad as hard as I could.

It soared through the air... and hit the wall a few feet from the tube.

"Did it go in?" Twilight asked.

I shook my head, "Negative, it didn't go in. Just impacted on the surface."

Twilight shook her head, and looked around, "I'll just teleport us to the palace." Her horn began to glow, slowly getting brighter.

But suddenly, it went out.

I looked at her worried, "What happened?"

She began to freak out slightly, "I don't know!"

I smirked, "Well, I'll just fly us there."

I undid my wings... and a bright flash filled the room.

When it was gone, Twilight's eyes widened, "Lance?! Your wings are gone!"

I looked back and felt a tear in my eye. "What cruel person would do this?!"

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Annabel held back the her laughs as she watched the two lovers in stress. She was enjoying this, she knew this would be a great prank, but not this good!

She feel back laughing when Lance tried to use lotion to get unstuck, and went crazy when he threw that note pad. She was enjoying herself.

When Twilight tried to use her horn to teleport away, she snapped her finger, taking away her magic. And when Lance tried to use his wings, she took those away also. She wanted to see where this goes.

"What cruel person would do this?!" Lance cried out.

Annabel smiled and said under her breath, "I would, but I'm not cruel."

She chuckled and continued to watch them.

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We hopped down the hallway. How was we doing that?

Well its simple. She had her hooves wrapped around my neck and was hanging under me. But it was still hard to walk with her stuck between my back legs. So I was forced to hop.

Twilight sighed, "I can't believe we have to walk to the palace."

I nodded, "That's Trollestia for ya."

You see, we was able to put the note pad in the tube. But the response wasn't what we wanted.

Dear Lance,

I see what your problem is, come to the palace and I'll get you two unstuck.

Sincerely,
Trollestia

P.S. That's what you get for calling me Trollestia.

P.S.S. I sure can, I have a full library of them.

Here's my response to that little letter.

Dear Princess Trollestia,

I want to tell you what I learned today. I learned that a Princess can be a bitch at the worst of times!

Truly yours,
Lance

P.S. >:(

P.S.S. Thanks, we'll be sure to go through them.

I chuckled at the memory of that letter, I wonder what her reaction was to it.

I looked over to the couch and made my way over to it. I pulled a blanket off it and threw it over us. Now, it looks like she's attached to me by the stomach, but that's better than the other.

I hop to the door and gulped, "Lets do this thing!"

I burst through the door and instantly, everypony turned our way.

Shit...

[I still have a wingboner...]
{Why would you say that right now?}
[Meh.]

I gulp and began hopping down the street, Twilight bouncing around under me.

This is very uncomfortable. Think about this: Fill a large bottle with water and stick your manhood in it. Now, run down the street with a blanket over you. It felt like that, but so much more tugging.

As we made our way down the street, the worst possible thing happened.

Only one word. Greg.

He staggered over to us and looked us over, "Whoa, what the fuck happened here?"

I smiled awkwardly, "Oh nothing, just playing a game."

Please believe it! Please believe it!

He looked at me strangely and smirked, "Oh, I see. I like that blanket, let me see it."

Before I could stop him, he pulled the blanket off, revealing everything.

Greg broke down laughing, "Your dick is stuck in her pussy! And your in public!"

[That is so Greg...]

My face went super nova as all the ponies around us began to gasp and whisper. Twilight was the same, her face was redder than a tomato.

She looked up and literally screamed, "GET US OUT OF HERE LANCE!"

I instanly complied and sprinted, well, it was more of a hop at a high speed, down the street. Think of Big Machintosh in the episode, Hearts and hooves day. Yeah, that's pretty much what it looked like.

I finally made it to the gates and began to jump through, but the guards stopped me, "Halt! Nopony is allowed to enter with out permission, or request."

What the fuck! I've been here before! "What the hay! You should already know that I'm allowed here!"

The guard on the left smiled, odd? And looked at me. His eyes where blank, and he was dull, "Well hey Lance, I bet you can't guess who this is?"

I looked at the two for a second before facehoofing, "Annabel! What the fuck! Are you the one who's doing this?!"

The two guards slumped to the ground, as if they were put in a temporary sleep. Seconds later, Annabel appeared above them, a large smile on her face.

I looked up at her, "Oh come on, why would you do this?"

She flew through the air and slithered around us, imitating Discord, "Because I knew it would be funny."

[She's right, its pretty damn funny from here.]

I rolled my eyes, "Can you undo this?"

She shrugged, "Maybe, can you help me with something?"

Before I could answer, Twilight began to speak from below me, "What do you need Lance to do? He'll do anything to get us unstuck."

I looked down at her, "Really Twi?"

She smiled and kissed me, "Yeah, really. I don't like this you know. Kinda embarrassing."

I shrugged and looked back up to Annabel, "Alright, what do you need?"

She smiled, "I can't tell you here, Twilight will hear. But, it involves me and a certain stone figure.

Oh, she wants Discord. Is that a good idea? "Okay, deal. Just undo this thing."

She clapped her hands, "Oh yes!"

I felt a small tingling sensation on my member, and seconds later, we heard a wet smacking sound as my member popped out of Twilight's marehood.

Twilight stood and sighed, "I'm going to kill Greg."

Annabel chuckled, "You'll need magic for that." She snapped her fingers and Twilight's horn glowed, and then I felt my wings being returned. Thank God!

I stretched them a little and began walking for the Palace.

"Where are you going?" Twilight asked from behind me.

I smirked, "I want to check out this book selection Celestia has."

Annabel laughed, "She's busy right now."

I turn, "With what?"

She smirked, "Your friend Vinetion."

I facehoofed, "What did you do?!"

She held up her hands, "Nothing, they did it by themselves."

I shrugged, it makes sense. Vine is a lesbian, and I guess the Princess is a.... Oh God!

I shudder, "I still want to see this library of hers."

Annabel shrugged, "Alright, I'm going to go talk to Fred. Make plans..." With that, she suddenly disappeared.

Twilight nodded, "And I'm going to go check on Spark." She then disappeared also.

I turned and began walking towards the palace, but stopped.

I looked down at myself and facehoofed. I didn't have my normal clothes on, and my member was hanging down, showing its self of with pride.

[Like a boss!]
{.... Shut up....}

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