Living The Dream
Chapter 63: Train ride
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I let out a groan as I slowly stood up from my seat. This train ride is so freaking boring!
[Dude, I know. Why can't we just fly home?]
{I know right?! But oh no, Twilight said it wasn't safe and won't let me!}
[Pussy whipped]
{Shut up! Dawn, help me out here.}
<I'm sorry man, but I must agree with Break. Twilight's got ya on a leash!>
I growled slightly, but kept my anger down. I looked over at Twilight, who was holding Spark, "Hey Twi, I'm going to go talk to the others."
She looked up suddenly, "Wait! I just remembered something!"
I stopped walking to the door and turned, "What did you remember?"
She stood and handed, (Hoofed?) me Spark.
[Lance... WE'VE FUCKING BEEN OVER THIS! NEXT TIME YOU DO THAT, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU RIP YOUR OWN NUTS OFF!]
I gulped at what Break said, because I know he's serious.
Twilight pointed to the door, "Can you tell the bronies to come here? And can you drop Spark off with Fluttershy?"
I nodded, "Sure thing Twi."
Five minutes later
We was all sitting together, looking at Twilight. We didn't know what she wanted, but it seemed important, since she had a list.
Every bronies was here, even Drax. I though I should include him.
Twilight looked up from her list and glared, "Okay all of you, now that me and Lance have a baby to take care of. I want to make a few things clear."
Greg held up his hooves, "Oh no, rules." He said sarcastically as he pulled out a blunt.
Twilight trotted over to him and pulled the joint out of his mouth, "First off, no smoking." She threw the blunt out the open window.
Greg smirked and pulled out a second one from his saddlebag, "Bitch please, you can't control me."
Twilight glared and pulled it out of his mouth and threw it out the window. She then picked up his saddlebag and threw it out the window also.
Greg jumped up and leaned out the window, "No! My beautiful weed!"
Twilight smiled triumphantly and looked over to David, who was smiling, "Next, I don't want my son to see any of those pictures you've drawn. Yeah, I've seen them and I must say. Your sick."
David smiled awkwardly and rubbed the back of his head.
I pointed at him and laughed.
Twilight shifted her gaze and glared at me, "And you!"
I looked at her surprised, "Me?!"
She nodded, "Yes you! I want you to stop being so sexual around Spark!"
I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion, "Wha?"
She facehoofed, "You know what I mean."
I thought for a second and chuckled, "Oh, now I know what you mean."
She then looked over to Peter, "Peter, I don't want you to pull any pranks on my son, or around him. Got it?"
Peter shrugged, "Got it."
She smiled and looked over to Seth and Zorrow, "You two, I want you to stop fighting each other all the time!"
Seth sighed, "Sure."
Zorrow glared and pointed at Seth, "But he starts it!"
Twilight glared harder, "I don't care! If you two do it again, I'm going to finish it. Permanently!"
They both gulped and nodded.
She smiled, "Good." She then looked at Frederic, "Frederic, I know your the prince and all, and I respect you. But, I want you to stop bringing all those dangerous inventions of yours over to our house."
Frederic chuckled, "I can do that. I'll just show Lance when he's not around the kid."
Twilight smiled, "Thank you Prince Frederic."
Frederic chuckled again, shaking his head, "Remember what I told you, just call me Frederic."
She nodded and looked at Shadow Breeze, "I don't know you to well Shadow, just stay on my good side." Then she looked at Drax, "Same goes for you, even though your not a brony."
They both nodded in response.
Twilight sighed, "Do you all understand me? If one of you, and I mean all of you, hurt Spark, or influence him in a bad way, I will go pissed off mother on your ass!"
I raised an eyebrow, "Wow Twi, I didn't know you used strong language."
She looked at me and chuckled, "I guess I picked that up while I was watching your memories."
{Is that the reason?}
<Yes. Since she relived your memories, she may have picked up your way of speaking.>
{That's just great...}
She sighed and looked at everyone again, "Got that?"
We all nodded.
She began to walk away, "Good." She then began walking down the aisle, towards Fluttershy and the others.
Greg looked at all of us and smirked, "She just made us her bitches."
Four hours later, Canterlot
Twilight, Frederic, Dali, and I were making our way down the street, towards Dali's house. Twilight was carrying Spark on her back, we really need to get a carrying... saddle?
"I can't wait to get back to the Palace." Frederic said.
I nodded, "I can't wait to get back to that cozy bed. Those hotel beds are very uncomfortable."
Frederic rubbed his back, "Tell me about it."
Twilight opened her mouth to speak, but was cut off by the screams of ponies.
Soon, a group of them ran by screaming.
Frederic looked ahead, "What now?!"
I looked ahead also, "You ready for another fight?"
He nodded, "Oh yeah."
We then galloped ahead, towards the direction all the ponies was running from.
We came upon the towns water fountain.
I looked up and my mouth fell open. Frederic did the same when he looked up.
[Whoa, that's unexpected in all ways.]
<A female Draconequus. Who would have thought that?>
[Damn, she's hot!]
Todays chapter is short. Why? Busy day, sorry that I ended it so soon.