Dark Nebula was sitting back in his chair reviewing the new set of reports he had just recieved from his producer. He was then shocked to see some new major news.

"Tsk... Oookay..." Nebula chuckled to himself in disbelief. "What!?" He laughed to himself. "Coxen! Coxen! Come in here and see this!" He shouted outside of the room.

Moments later a tan earth pony with a slick black mane stepped into the room, "Ayyo what do you want, man?"

"J-just look at this man!" Nebula said not able to hold his laughter in.

"Really what even happens here that could be so entertaining?" Coxen asked raising an eyebrow.

"Just look at this!" Nebula stood up and approached Coxen still holding the letter in his mouth. Setting the letter down on a nearby table Coxen then stepped foward and opened it. Gazing over the letter for a few moments Coxen frowned and began walking away.

"Wh-where you going!?" Nebula laughed

"I quit!" Coxen shouted while walking out the door. Rubbing tears out of his eyes Nebula sniffed becoming serious again.

"No you're not!" Nebula began following Coxen. Coxen didn't reply he just continued walking out of the studio, chasing after him Nebula speared Coxen into the ground.

"No! I'm fucking done!" Coxen shouted trying to fight back but Nebula shoved his knees into Coxen's legs keeping him pinned.

"You owe me!" Nebula shouted at Coxen.

"For what!?" Coxen snapped back.

"For the money I used to keep those orphans quiet!" Nebula shouted back.

"Oh... Yeah." Coxen face flushed with embarrassment. After a few moments of silence Nebula looked up and realized everypony in the studio was glaring at them.

"Heh... Eh. Sorry, continue on with what you guys were doing." Nebula stood up and ruffled his wings. Helping Coxen back up they returned to Nebula's studio room.

Returning back to his chair, Nebula switched off the song he left on loop during the "commercial break"

"Eh. Sorry about that everypony. We had a bit of 'Technical difficulties." Nebula said glaring back over at Coxen who sat measly in the corner reviewing the letter. "Yeah sorry folks I'm afraid we're going to have to end the show early so hope you ponies have a good day and see yeah." After Nebula flipped the switch ending the show he turned his attention back over to Coxen. Who looked over at him raising an eyebrow,

"Who sent this to us anyways?" Coxen asked setting the letter down onto the table. Nebula scratched the back of his mane looking back over at the window seperating the studio from the producer's room. Was a pink pony with cotton like mane who had then backed up shrouding herself in darkness.

"Oookay." Nebula mumbled to himself slightly creeped out. Returning his gaze back over to Coxen who hadn't seemed to notice the erie sight. "I dunno it was sent to me in the mail no stamp or anything. Strange really." Coxen smiled nodding his head. "What?" Nebula asked.

"Grab your cape and let's go!" Coxen ordered.

"It's a jacket all them kids ware them these days. And where are we going?" Nebula asked

"Come on band wagon, I gotta haul your ass to Canterlot." Coxen walked over to his saddle bag revealing a large old book and very strange looking ammulet.

"What the Hell are those and how are we gonna get to Canterlot!? The letter said that it doesn't start till' twelve o'clock. And that isn't for... We have thirty minutes." Nebula said dissipointedly. Coxen smiled looking over at Nebula dangling the ammulet in his face.

"We're gonna use magic."

"How!? We're aren't even unicorns!" Nebula said. Coxen smiled and opened the large dusty old book flipping through multiple pages at a time untill he finally landed on the page that he wanted. Pulling out a small pouch from within his saddle bag. Opening the pouch Coxen then proceeded to sprinkle some sort of powder onto the floor forming a large circle. he then started forming symbols inside the circle using the powder. "Coxen what are you doing? And where did you get this stuff?" Dark asked. Tossing the pouch to the side Coxen stared at Nebula,

"Step into the circle!" Coxen demanded. Completely by passing Dark's question.

"Wh-what?" Nebula asked.

"Do it now I'll explain when we get there." Coxen said.

"What do you mean when we get there!?" Nebula began backing away but Coxen lunged out grabbing Nebula by the back leg and began dragging him into the circle.

"Stand up and brace yourself." Placing the ammulet in the center of the circle.

"Wh-what are you doing?" Nebula said standing back up.

"Trust me. I know what I'm doing just shut up for a second." Leaning back towards his book Coxen began uttering a few words in a strange language. A few seconds later Coxen raised his right front hoof he then proceeded to stop on the ammulet shattering it.

"Coxen what's going on!?" Nebula shouted as bright flash of light ignited the room. Causing them both to disappear...

The sound of wind howling in Nebula's ears forced him to open his eyes noticing that him and Coxen were plummeting at extremely intense speeds towards the Earth below. Staring at the depths below Nebula felt something grab him forcing him back realizing that Coxen was grappleing him to his underbelly.

"Coxen! I thought you knew what you were doing!?" Nebula shrieked.

"I guess I got the coordinates wrong!" He replied back.

"REALLY NOW!?" Nebula shouted. A few seconds later Nebula stared up at Coxen was clutching his eyes shut do to the tense winds rushing in their faces. "Wait... A second I'm a freaking pegasus let go of me! I'll fly us out of here!"

"I don't wanna die alone!" Coxen shouted. Dark Nebula stared at Coxen for a moment he would've faced hoof if he wasn't being grappled right now.

"Well we won't die at all if you would just let go of me!" He retorted. But this some reason only made Coxen squeeze harder. "God Dammit!" Dark then proceeded to attempt to free himself shuffling his sides against Coxen legs trying to wriggle himself free. After a few moments of wrestling Dark finally freed himself instantly sprouting out his wings catching the wind beneath them. After regaining control Dark darterd towards the lonely Coxen plummeting to his death. Grabbing coxen by the pits of his legs Dark lifted Coxen up slowing there descent towards the Earth to a nice landing.

"Are we dead?" Coxen asked refusing to open his eyes.

"No we aren't we just landed in..." Dark looked around seeing where they were. "I guess we're in a Canterlot?" In a instant Coxen shot off in the air and shouted,

"Yes! It worked!" Coxen landed staring at Dark who just sent him this very hate filled look. Shaking his head and looking back towards in the direction of the castle.

"So... You still never answered my question on where you got all that weird magical stuff?" Nebula asked Coxen.

"Oh! I got it from my friend Legal Lee, he was feeling kind of ill today."

"Wait what?"

"Illegally" Coxen said his face growing serious. "Alright we need to get to the castle immediatly."

"Eh.. Okay whoa!" Coxen grabbed Nebula by his leg and began dragging Nebula on the ground.

"Come on bandwagon."

After a good few minutes our two "heros" have finally reached the Royal Canterlot Castle.

"Alright Nebula you see that front gate?" Coxen asked peeking out from behind the corner. Nebula peeked out from under Coxen seeing a small group of gaurds stationed out in front of the castle gates.

"Uh... Yeah so... What about it?" Nebula asked.

"Well the only way to get in there is if we can create some type of diversion." Coxen said leaning back up against the wall thinking.

"Well I could just fly us both over and try not to get caught." Nebula said streching his wings.

"Nononononono. That won't work." Coxen said brushing the idea away.

"What are you talking about that's a perfect idea!" Dark snapped.

"No we need some type of diversion we need something to distract them long enough so we can get by... That's it!" Coxen said pointing towards an arts and crafts store. Going into the store they're greeted by the store clerk who is a very dapper young stallion giving appearence of a conartist.

"Do you got some green paint?" Coxen asked.

"Yeah sure we have some... .Thirty bits." The stallion stated. Coxen then turns his attention back towards Nebula who was seemed to be admiring some art on the wall.

"Alright Dark I need you to make a distraction!" Coxen whisperd to Nebula who stared at him flabbergasted.

"What why!?" Nebula shouted but was quickly cut off by Coxen shoving his hoof over his mouth.

"Shut up! I'm trying to steal the paint..." He hissed. "Alright I need you to go to the back of the store where the paint is. I'll try and convience him to leave so you'll have a enough time and grab the paint." Nebula's eyes eased back and forth uneasiness taking over.

"Are you sure this is gonna work like what if we get caught-"

"He's trying to steal from us anyways." Coxen said shoving Nebula towards the other end of the store.

"You don't know that what if it is thirty bits?" Dark said,

"There's a for sale sign on the door that says the paint is only five bits today."

"Oh..." Coxen placed Nebula in the back of the store and went back towards the clerk.

"You know it's a holiday right?" Coxen lied to the store clerk.

"What?" The store clerk replied raising an eyebrow.

"Yeah Celestia ordered a paid work day; for the celebration." Coxen said pulling a fake smile.

"Are you serious? Well hold on I gotta lock up the store first." He said casually smiling. The clerk and Coxen left the store, leaving behind Nebula. Coxen then bumped into the clerk by "accident" and Had appoligized.

"Oh sorry!" Coxen exclamed.

"It's okay just don't hurt yourself." The clerk warned.

A few minutes later Coxen waved through the store's glass signaling Nebula the clerk was gone, allowing Nebula to steal the paint. Coxen loitered his way into the store, rushing Nebula to find the paint.

"I'm trying!" Nebula whisper shouted at Coxen.

"Hurry, before somepony sees us!" Coxen snapped back. Nebula found the paint grabbing it he scurryed his way towards Coxen.

A few seconds later in an alley way just outside the castle gates. Our two "heros" began to here the Princess begin her speech.

"Crap! We're late!" Nebula kicked the ground.

"Don't worry we can still do this, we came this far!" Coxen slammed the paint into the ground forcing the lid off he then picked it back up and dumped it all over himself ruining his mane and coat with this sticky green paint.

"What the Hell are you doing!?" Nebula took a step back.

"I'm making my disguise! Now hand me the feathers!" Nebula furrowed his eyebrows.

"What feathers, we don't got any." Nebula stated.

"Wait what? I told you to grab them!" Coxen said.

"What!? No you didn't!" Nebula snapped.

"... .I didn't?" Coxen raised an eyebrow. After a minute of silence he smiled, "Well we do actually have feathers." Coxen took a step towards Nebula who backed up against the wall.

"What do you mean 'we' have feathers?" Nebula asked.

"Oh you'll see." Coxen in a flash lunged out and ripped a large chunk of feathers out of Nebula's poor sensitive wings.

"AAARRRGGGHHH! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!"

Coxen then proceeded to slap Nebula's feathers onto his coat, "Don't worry I'm just accessorizing, you do it all the time with your cape."

"It's a jacket." Nebula corrected at the verge of tears. Returning his attention back to the paint Nebula realized they're all out. "Oh no." He said ignoring the pain now.

"What's wrong?" Coxen asked slapping on the rest of the feathers onto his coat.

"We're all out of paint." Nebula said. "How am I supposed to get in now?"

"How am I supposed to know this was my plan not yours. You just agreed to help me, I never said I would help you."

"Oh fuck you to. I'll just fly over."

Coxen slowly approached the gaurds in a staggering motion grumbling to himself.

"Oh sir are you okay?" Asked one of the gaurds.

"Some wicked prankster threw paint and feathers all over me and ran off."

"Do you know where he went?" The gaurds asked.

"Yeah he cut the corner over there." Coxen said pointing to the alley way he just came from. The gaurds nodded their heads then began to give chase to the fictional prankster. With a smile Coxen waltzed his way into the castle yard with that Coxen sat back and waited for Nebula.

After a minute or two of waiting Nebula landed with a cursing thud. "Oh my Celestia do you know how bad it hurts to fly now! I almost got caught like three times because of my own cursing!" Nebula craddled his wing. "So... How well did it go for you getting in here?" Dark asked Coxen who ignored him instead he just looked back at the main gate. As a young couple casually walked in while a few gaurds greeted them nicely.

"Welcome to the celebration where all are welcome. Sir and Ma'am." The gaurds said.

"You got to be kidding!" Dark and Coxen said simoltaniously. Coxen shook his head,

"Nevermind that the fact is we're in here now and we need to get to the Princesses as fast as we can before they're done!" Coxen said stomping his hoof.

"Coxen how about we just go home. Todays been a rough day." Nebula complained.

"You know what good luck walking because I know you certainly can't fly all that way back Manehatten with that wing of yours."

"Well we would be walkin' anyways because you destroyed that ammulet of yours." Coxen smiled,

"What if I told you I had another one?"

"Wait what?"

"Yeah see I have it right here." Coxen reached back and pulled out a long chain necklace with a black crystal heart on the end of it. "So yeah good luck headin home see ya. I'm gonna go have a word with the Princesses." Coxen turned his head and began heading towards the main castle itself. After sitting there for a few quiet seconds Nebula shook his head and ran to catch up with Coxen.

*Knock, Knock*

"Who is it?" The gaurd asked approaching the door.

"Candy Gram?" Dark said snickering.

"No that's too obvious it would be more like. Postal office or something?" Coxen suggested. Seconds later the door opened revealing a tall bulky gaurd.

"What you ain't no Candy Gra-ARGH!" The gaurd was cut off by Coxen's hind legs cracking him in the face knocking him out.

"Heh heh works everytime." Coxen said stretching his legs.

"That's the third time you knocked a gaurd out by bucking him in the face." Nebula said standing back. "It's starting to get pretty old. Like yeah it was cool the first few times but... Y'know"

"Hey, it worked didn't it?" Coxen proudfully said. Dark shrugged.

"How do you know this was the right door anyways?" Dark asked.

"Well it does say balcony above the door." Coxen stated pointing at the sign.

"Wow..."

Stepping onto the balcony our two "heros" were greeted by seven sets of confused eyes. Coxen scanned the small group of ponies who toward over all of the citizens of Canterlot. All seemed fairly normal until his eyes met the one lavender unicorn... Or now should he say Alicorn.

"WHAT IS THIS!?" He shouted, "WHAT THE FAUST IS THSI!?"

Celestia took a step foward., "Well this is the Alicornation ceremony." Celestia explained

"No Celestia I'll tell you what this is, this is the WORST dicision you have EVER! Made EVER!" Coxen screamed.

"Excuse me?" Celestia questioned.

"Allow me to list off the reasons why this won't work" Coxen then proceeded to list off the reasons why making twilight a princess won't work, "Number one!-" And in the instant there was bright flash of light as both stallions where gone in a instant.

Nebula opened his eyes he was greeted by sight stars. Rising up groggily Nebula looked around to see he was on the moon. Fear began rise in Nebula,

They've been banished to the moon!

To his right the sound of a voice mumbling angerly to himself, "But we were so close we were about to expose her for the corrupt tyrant she is!" Coxen scolded himself. "But don't worry we'll figure out a way off this hunk of rock we'll get her we'll uncover the truth of her tyranny even if it means our lives!"

Nebula stared at Coxen eyes fool of hate, "What are you talking about lives? We don't have lives anymore!" Tears began to form on the edge of Dark's eyes. "You know..." Nebula sniffed. "I had a good a life... I had a decent paying job as a radio host it wasn't much but it brought in the bits... I had a home a wife and-" Coxen ears perked up.

"Wait you had a wife?" Nebula glanced at Coxen angerly.

"Of course I have a wife." Coxen smirked.

"Correction you had a wife." Coxen chuckled.

"You asswhole!" Nebula snapped.

"Calm down it's just a joke." Nebula chuckled his chuckle then grew into a wave of hysterical laughter, as he then lunged at Coxen with a murderous look in his eyes. Nebula tackled Coxen to the ground lashing hoof out cracking Coxen in the side of the face. Coxen then twisted his body violently to the right flinging Nebula off,

"Whoa man calm the Hell down!" Coxen shouted standing back up dusting himself off.

"You... Know what!" Nebula heaved himself up to his hooves. "You stay on the Dark side of the moon I'll stay on the light side!" Nebula snapped his right hoof towards the dark side of the moon.

"You know what fine!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!"

"Fine!!"

Coxen trotted off towards the Darkside. Minutes later Nebula sat there in a large open crator drawing weird symbols in the broken down rock.

"Hey Dark!" Coxen shouted from over on the other side of the crator which seperated the two.

"I said don't talk to me!" Dark shouted back.

"But I found something!" Coxen respounded.

"It better not be some spider Aliens!" Dark shutterd at the thought of the horror movie he seen.

"Is that your definition of a joke?" Coxen retorted.

"Aw! Screw you!" Dark yelled back.

"Well anyways check this out." Moments later a small object struck Dark in the back of the head. Dark turned to see a delicious treat laying infront of him still in wrapping. Dark knelt down blowing the dust particals off the logo revealing the title "Hoofsteus"

"Da-FU-"