It's been a while, hasn't it?

I have done absolutely nothing ever since I got out of this rock. I was still wondering why I was out in the first place

It's not like you just magically come out of statues whenever you feel like it... No, there must be a sustainable and abundant amount of...Oh...whats the word I'm looking for? Ah, yes, chaos!

Why was I in a statue again?

Well, last hearth's warming eve can atest to that! But don't ask about that...

But yes, good ol' chaos!

Oh, that word sends a chill down my spine every time I even THINK about it! Oh, but what do you all care? You're about loving and tolerating and all that not-so-fun crap. Well, how about I tell you what I saw happening with all this newfound chaos?

It all started with that gray pony who kept calling herself a Soldier.

She flew without wings! Without magic, that's an impossible task! The trail of smoke that followed her smelt quite a lot like grounded up coal and sulfur. Giving chase to the pony was Luna, that wannabe princess that was attempting to be better than her sister. I think she might have given that up a while ago... No matter, this Soldier had my attention at the moment!

=Canterlot Gardens=

"GIVE UP NOW AND YOU WILL NOT BE HARMED!" Soldier screamed, hoping that the angry magical pony would stop soon.

"Hast thou lost her MIND?!" Luna screamed back, as she stuck the landing infront of Soldier. "We cannot fight here!"

Soldier cracked his hooves. "Whats the matter? Do you have a stash of frilly training bras somewhere? I'd be glad to STRANGLE YOU WITH THEM!"

Just before things could lead to another rocket jumping chase, Discord himself showed himself infront of Luna. She stood back, frightened. "I'm terribly sorry princess, but I simply cannot allow you to destroy such a... fascinating... creature!" He said, very mockingly.

Luna gasped. "Discord! You are not thinking of turning back on us, are you? I thought you changed for the better!"

"And now I'm not! Isn't it wonderful? And now I have a new compani-"

"Companion?! Now you hold your all four of those limbs that belong to different animals together, soldier!" Our solly commanded.

Discord, who was genuinely frightened by this creatures tone and the fact that she sounded absolutely nothing like a she, decided to follow his order to the textbook definition... at least to soldier's command.

Soldier stood on her hinds, and looked at Luna. She saw fear in those eyes. If she knew she could control whatever this creature is, she would be absolutely terrified! Then he can get on with his job! After making sure that other person was taken care of... What was her name again? Snoopy? Nah, it was probably droopy... she definitely was a lot of that... Where was I? Oh yeah, control the big thing that looks like it was sown together by Frankenstein's creator himself.

"Alright you maggots, this is how it's gonna play out!" Soldier started off, as he began marching back and forth. "I am now in control of this 'Discord' that you speak of, and I shall continue to control him until I have gotten what I rightfully deserve!"

Luna gulped, and Discord squealed in delight.

"World domination?!" Discord and Luna said at the same time, keeping their emotions opposite, respectively.

"What? No, I mean, Yes! Totally! World domination! Whatever makes you fear me more!" Soldier said, with a grin. Then he glanced to discord. "Except for you... you can like me..."

Discord whispered to Luna. "I already do!" He giggled in delight, like a little school girl, while Luna trembled in fear. There was only two ways this would go. Somepony gets the elements of harmony pronto, or Celestia ultimately becomes defeated by these two ruffians.

The latter was not comforting to Luna, and she gulped.

Soldier smiled, as he whistled for discord. "Here boy!"

Discord, completely mesmerized by Soldier's unruly behavior, obliged happily. "Onwards, my steed!" Soldier said. "We're off to grab my...erm... Minimins!..." He then confirmed with discord if that was the right word that had just been used right then and there. To say the least, Soldier was not making a good last impression right now...

And off they rode, down the hills of Canterlot (Kinda) and over the Forest of Everfree (Kinda) and straight for... um... wait, what does the map say again?

Ah, right, *Ahem* (Kinda).

=Ponyville (Kinda)=

Heavy was furiously shaking Twilight. "WAKE, UP, LITTLE, PONY, MAAAAAAAN!"

Suddenly, Twilight grabbed onto Heavy. "I know why you're here!" She screamed, but not as loud as Heavy did.

"Da?" Heavy responded casually, as if she hadn't been shaking and yelling at a partially unconscious pony.

She attempted to shake the Heavy pony, but failed. "We need to find that portal! Maybe then, we can get you back home!"

"OOHHHH PRIIIIINCEEESSSSS!"

The familiar sound of Discord's voice boomed over them.

And ontop of Discord was Soldier himself. "Mission 'Honey, I'm home!' has been accomplished! Executing phase 2!"

Twilight smacked Soldier. He groaned, wiping his cheek. "Ow! Hey that hurt!"

Twilight sighed. "There's no time for whatever you're doing, Soldier!"

"Hey, how did you know my na-"

"Watch out, Luna on our six!" Discord said.

"Ah crap, Turn face, magical multi-limbed creature!"

Discord followed command, as Soldier readied his rocket. "Say your prayers!"

Twilight then continued to tackle Soldier. "Stop right there! I can't let you do that!"

Luna safely landed. "Stop right there, criminal scum!"

Heavy sat patiently, eating away at his newly spawned sandvich. He munched happily as he watched the following conversation going on. It dragged on for a while, taking a long time to explain itself, which is why the author put this line of text here to make up for the stuff you probably thought was already going to happen...

"And that's why we can't be fighting eachother, deal?"

Soldier and Luna looked at eachother, and crossed their arms, looking away and refusing eye contact. "Sure..."

Twilight sighed, glad to have got that out of the way. Discord sighed as well. "How dreadfully boring..."