"It is impossible to sneak up on a ninja Asian", I said before jumping down onto the level ground. I kicked behind me and hit something hard. Following it, was a loud boom of a certain pink pony's part cannon. Looking behind me, I noticed a Rainbow Dash covered in confetti and party supplies. “Pinkie, I just said that its impossible to sneak up on a ninja Asian."

"Tran, really? You threw a flashbang right where I was standing. I was specifically hiding because as your brother, I knew you would do something like this and somehow, you specifically threw it directly at my feet. RIGHT AT MY FEET!!!!” said Andy. "Why did I say that twice? For Emphasis. EMPHASIS!!!"

"Everyone seeing right again?” I asked. Multiple yeses resounded around the town hall.

"You Crazy Asian, did you really have to use flashbangs?” said Ike while rubbing his eyes.

"Now, LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED!!!!” I said.

“HEY!!! That's my line", said Pinkie Pie before music started playing.

-X-X-X-

Everyone was having fun in the party. The party was not a children's party like what Pinkie would usually throw, but this party was more like a mix between a rave and a party. Vinyl Scratch was playing her usual lyric less techno music. Still unsatisfied with the party, I took out the Rubik’s cube and started solving it over and over. Solving a Rubik's cube may seem boring to other people after you solve one a few hundred times but I tend to enjoy the little things in life and I don't tend to be bored of things. After a couple minutes had passed I noticed Rainbow Dash walking towards me.

"Hey Dashie."

“Hi Tran. Remember when I told you that you should show your music to a certain DJ I know?” she asked.

“Let me guess. Since I am at a party with Vinyl Scratch or DJ Pon-3 is djing, you want me to show here my music."

“How did you know?"

“I KNOW EVE-."

"Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I get it. You know everything. Everyone knows that. Now let’s go!", Rainbow Dash said before literally dragging me to a certain blue haired DJ."HEY VINYL!!"

"Rainbow Dash, my mare! What do you need?” Vinyl Scratch asked.

"Remember that pony I told you about that had amazing music you should listen to?"

"Yes?"

"This is him. Tran show him your thing."

"Ok. Put this in your ear", I said before playing Rondo Alla Turca by Mozart.

"Rainbow Dash I thought you said he had good music. This is classical music. I don't listen to that trash." Well that's insulting to an entire genre of music.

"WHAT!?!? Tran!."

"All right. All right", I said before playing Welcome To The Jungle by Guns N Roses.

"Now this is more like it. You know, I have a friend that would like music like the first song."

"Let me guess. Octavia. She's your roommate isn't she?"

"How did you know?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!"

"Does he always do that?"

"Yes. You'd get used to it after a while", said Rainbow Dash.

"Really?"

"No. Its like getting used to Pinkie Pie."

I looked at her DJ rig. "Hey Vinyl scratch. Do you think you can hook your music speakers to my iPod?"

"Yeah, It shouldn't be that hard", Vinyl said before taking my iPod with her magic. After a few minutes, she told me to play a good song. Looking through my song list, I played Dynamite and placed it on loop. Five seconds in, the ponies in the party was cheering.

I began walking around and looking around. It turned out Ike and Nick liked parties. I walked over to a table filled with cakes, cupcakes, pies, and more pastries that would give you diabetes just by looking at it. I picked up a cupcake and took a bite. The minute the cupcake touched my tongue, I spat it out. I then threw the cupcake into a trash can and noticed Pinkie Pie was watching me.

"Pinkie, what do you want?"

"WHY MUST YOU HATE CUPCAKES!?!?!” she yelled.

"BECAUSE CUPCAKES ARE TERRIBLE!!!"

"NO THEY AREN'T!!!"

"Are."

"Aren't."

"Are."

"Aren't."

"Are."

"Aren't."

"Are."

"Are", Pinkie said trying to trick me into saying aren't.

"Ok Pinkie, I will agree with you. Cupcakes are terrible."

"AHA!!! You admit it. Cupcakes are terrible. Wait. AARRRRGGH!!! You're supposed to fall for that!"

"Fall for what?" I asked.

"With the repeaty thingy and the trick and fall for... Good bye" Pinkie Pie sad. Hah! I outwitted Pinkie Pie! I watched her walk away, obviously disgruntled.

After walking for another minute, I saw a troubling matter. It was the two bullies from the MLP episode, Sonic Rainboom.

"Hey Fluttercry, what are you doing in a party like this? You aren't old good for this type of party", said the bully with the dumbbell cutie mark. Eeyup. Fluttershy is crying. They must be killed.

I then walked over to Nick and tapped his shoulder. "Hi Tran, what do you need?” he said. I then pointed over to Fluttershy and the bullies. Nick then said with a scowl, “OH I am going to kill them." Nick then pulled out his .500 S&W hand cannon.

"Wait. Wait. Wait. I have an idea that will scar and hurt them instead of killing them. Follow me my friend", I said. I walked over to the two bullies. “What do you think you are doing to my friend Fluttershy?"

"Oh, you mean Fluttercry? I am just getting rid of babies from the party", the pony with the basketball cutie mark said while pointing to Fluttershy who was on the verge of tears.

"Why don't you guys leave? You should not pick on others weaker than oneself."

"And why is that?"

"I am just warning you now. If you don't leave, you might not be able to leave when you I am done with you."

"Yeah right. I think we can take you."

"Okay. Make your first move", I said. The pony with the basketball cutie mark tried to buck me. Seeing him turn around, I put up my arms and grabbed his hooves right before he could land it. With him in my grasp, I slammed him onto the ground. His friend tried to punch me with his hooves. I just grabbed the offending limb and twisted, nearly dislocating his shoulder. I unsheathed my kukri and brought the side of the blade on his back. Then I looked back at them and said, “You guys give up yet?"

"OK! OK! OK! Please leave us alone. Please let us leave", said the basketball cutie marked pony said.

"Nah, I'll think I will mess with you ponies. First, what is your name?" Before they could answer I cut in. "Wait, who cares about your names. Jerks are hated everywhere in society. I don't know whether I should kill you and eat you due to the fact that I eat meat or if I should let you free. Also think of this, my friend over there is Nick", I said while gesturing for Nick to come towards me.

"Hellooooo", Nick said.

"Here is some thinking food. From where I'm from, I am scrawny, weak, and skinny. I am one of the runts of society as you would say. Nick here is three times my size, able to toss people one armed, and is one of the strong ones from where I am from and it just so happens that Fluttershy is one of Nick's friends." I looked at the terror in their eyes. "If I can do this to you, what will he do to you? Now you have two options. A, get out of this party and never mess with anyone I know ever again or B, I will unleash him on you and he will have some fun and I'm pretty sure he's also hungry."

"Choose option B. I'm bored", Nick said. Unfortunately for Nick, the two bullies decided to run away injured and crying. I walked over back to Fluttershy with Nick while sheathing my kukri.

"Hey Fluttershy. You okay?” I asked.

"Yes. I'm fine. Thank you for dealing with them. They never leave me alone", Fluttershy whispered, barely heard over Taio Cruz.

"Fluttershy, I don't think they will mess with you anymore. Let’s enjoy the party", Nick said.

"Have fun guys", I said while walking off. For the next five minutes, I just walked around until I hit a certain area. There was a bar.. I walked over and sat down on a stool. “What do you have?"

"Poison", said the bartender.

"Can I have water?"

"Here you go", the bartender said while handing me a glass.

"Tran you got to get something with a little more kick than that", said Rainbow Dash who flew right over.

"Okay. Dashie, get something good for us. Can I trust you to get me a good poison?"

"BARTENDER! Two hard ciders over here", Rainbow Dash said. After being handed our respectful mugs, I sipped my drink, testing for the alcohol content of it. After a second or too, I realized the hard cider was probably a little weaker than a light beer, as in it had maybe 1% alcohol. Realizing the alcohol content, I downed the whole drink. When I finished I set the mug down and shivered from the cold. I do wear multiple jackets a day.

What most people don't know is that first descendants or natives of third world countries of Asia, such as Vietnam, will have good lungs and strong livers unless they drink or smoke. One reason being the fact that in a country like Vietnam, everyone drinks and smokes when they have free time. So after several generations of drinking and smoking constantly, descendants of said Asians will have strong lungs and livers due to mutations in the body. There are several examples of this around the world, like Nepals, Russia, Germany, Ireland, and etc.

After downing the drink, Rainbow Dash looked at me in awe. “BARTENDER, ANOTHER ROUND!” said Rainbow Dash. I then downed the second drink.

"Holy Celestia, I think I found somepony that can out drink Applejack." She turned to fly away to look for her friend. Shortly after, she flew back with one of her friends in tow. Applejack sat down in front of me.

"Ah heard yah can beat me in drinkin" Applejack said. "Ah can beat anypony in drinking."

"Well, he's not a pony."

"Hi Applejack. Apparently, Dashie here wants me to try to outdrink you" I said.

"Ah still think ah can beat you in a drinking game."

"Well let’s start." We were then handed several mugs containing the same hard cider as before. I frowned and drank it. COLD, COLD, COLD. Ugh, I hate the cold. Ten mugs later, we had a crowd around us, including my friends.

"Oh god. Tran's a heavy weight, Applejack" Nick said.

After five more drinks, I said, “Let me get something from our truck. Also bartender, Will you get out two shot glasses. I'll be back in ten minutes." I then walked out of the town hall and towards the deuce at the library. When I was at the deuce, I pulled out a large glass bottle. I then walked back to the party and went back to Applejack.

"What did you get you Crazy Asian?” asked Ike.

"Well I got a certain Asian drink called sake."

"SAKE!?!?! YOU HAVE SAKE!?!?! Where did you get sake!?!?"

"Well on one time I went scavenging, I found a box of one quart bottles 170 proof saki and took it. I kept the saki in our truck and when we went to the base, I moved it to the deuce. Now I have like nine bottles of this stuff left, excluding this one. Saki helps me overcome my insomnia. Now let’s drink."

"Uh Tran how strong is dis?” asked Applejack.

"Tran is there anything else we don't know?” asked Nick interrupting Applejack.

"Well, I've scavenged several hundred million dollars worth of jewelry that is also sitting in the truck. Why? Who knows when you're going to meet a greedy survivor." I turned to face Applejack. "Applejack you'll find out soon enough." I poured out two shots, one for each of us, and placed one in front of her. After the first shot, Applejack started coughing and hacking.

"THISH SCHUTFF ISH SHTRONG!! WHY DOESH IT BURN SHO MUCH!?!?!” Applejack said. Hah! She was slurring already.

"Well, this stuff is strong. It's basically pure alcohol. Now let’s continue until one of us gives up", I said before taking another shot. After drinking the next shot, Applejack fell over, unconscious from the alcohol. “Ponies are really lightweight drinkers. Peace out." After the drinking contest, I started feeling the effects of alcohol and was a little buzzed. I exited the party and started walking. After hours of walking, I realized I wasn't buzzed anymore and the sun was up.

After walking back to the party, I looked inside. So much can happen in a seven hour walk. I looked around and saw ponies unconscious everywhere. Even my friends were unconscious. Everywhere was a mess and there were trash and alcoholic beverage containers everywhere. The most interesting thing I saw was that Pinkie Pie and my brother were in a chandelier. I remembered what had happened last night and walked over to the bar area and Applejack was still unconscious from yesterday, in the same spot.

I remembered that Applejack worked on a farm and probably needed to rise early to work early. Hoisting Applejack on my shoulders, I walked out and made my way towards the library. Inside the library, I took out a wagon that Twilight Sparkle had lying around. I placed Applejack, my weapons, and my gear inside the wagon before I started making my way towards Applejack's farm. Upon entering the said farm, I saw Big Mac bucking trees in the distance. Hey, there's Apple Bloom. “HI APPLEBLOOM!!"

"HI TRAN!!!” she replied.

"I'm just bringing Applejack back from that party."

"What did ja yah guys do at that party?"

"Just stuff."

"She got drunk, didn't she?" she flat out stated.

"Eeyup. Now let me get your sister in your home so she can work", I said while picking up Applejack and walking towards their house. All was well until we were noticed by Big Mac.

"WHAT ARE YAH DOIN WITH MAH SISTER!?!?!” yelled.

"This isn't what it looks like. I was bri-", I started before being bucked in the chest by Big Mac. If it wasn't for my bullet proof vest with armored steel plates, I would have broken eight of my ribs and received two collapsed lungs. Even with me wearing body armor, I was knocked onto the ground and into a tree without any air in my lungs. I stood back up and had to dodge another buck by Big Mac. Then Big Mac turned around and tried to punch me with his front hooves. After several countered punches, I knew I had to end the fight before I was hospitalized when I saw him accidentally punch the wagon, breaking part of a side on one punch I had blocked.

After another buck, I took out both of my M26 tasers and aimed one at him. Upon pulling the trigger, Big Mac was hit by two barbs. In modern society the X26 is a taser used by several police forces while the M26 is the militarized, ramped up version. Like I said, the M26 is a ramped up version of the X26, with a large battery that is connected to the taser by large wire trailing from the handle or an upgraded version of the X26's battery, making the M26's electrical charge last longer and pulse more. With the holding of the M26's taser, Big Mac's muscle was being disabled by 50000 volts constantly pulsing through his body, but he was still screaming in pain.

"WHAT ARE YAH DOING TO BIG MAC!?!?!?” asked Applejack awoken by Big Mac's screaming.

"He attacked me and bucked me in the chest", I said before releasing the trigger on the taser.

"NO HE DIDN'T!!! YAH WOULD BE DEAD!!"

"Eeyup. I know, but I'm not and he did buck me in the chest. Now did yah Big Mac?” I said while brandishing the M26 that was still connected to him.

"Eeyup."

"How did yah take down Big Mac like that? And how did you survive a buck in the chest by Big Mac?"

"Well I used an M26 military taser gun or a device meant to shoot barbed needles into someone that uses electricity to shut down somebody's body. In short, I shot him with a lightning bolt lasting nine seconds. Now let’s pull those barbs out of Big Mac."

"YAH SHOT HIM WITH LIGHTNING?!??!"

"Eeyup" I replied while ripping out the barbs out of Big Mac.

"Now how did yah survive a buck from Big Mac?"

"Well I am still wearing my body armor. Inside my body armor are plates of steel capable of stopping most attacks", I said while unbuckling several straps to my vest. I then took out two plates of armored steel, each plate weighing ten pounds and capable of stopping .308 armor piercing ammo. ‘HOLY CRAP!!!! HIS BUCK DENTED MY STEEL PLATES!!! HOW!?!?!? THIS IS CAPABLE OF STOPPING A .308!!!!’ I thought while staring at two small dents in my steel plates. Fortunately, the dents were not that major and were more like a hundred 9mm rounds hitting the plate in a six inch circle at the same time. I placed the plates back into my vest and grabbed my gear from the cart.

"Tran do you remember anything? All ah remember is sittin with you competin in a drinking contest."

"Well what happened next was I brought out a bottle of sake."

"What's sockee?"

"It's pronounced sake and sake is a strong alcoholic drink, that's manufactured from where my brother and I are from, and its made from rice. After two shots you went unconscious from the alcohol."

"Rice? How can rice make such a drink?"

"Well, us humans are capable of doing that. You lost in the drinking game after taking two shots. I can probably drink the whole bottle before going unconscious."

"Oh shoot. One more question. How did yah know Big Mac's name and classic eeyup?"

"Applejack, I thought you knew why I know."

"Know what?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!"

"STOP WITH THE YELLING I THINK AH HAVE A HANGOVER!!! Wait a minute, how come yah don't have a hangover?"

"Oh Applejack, you need to sleep after drinking to get a hangover and you also need to get drunk to get one. Now I am going to leave so you can work." I dug through my backpack. "Applejack I have something for that hangover. Here drink this", I said while handing Applejack a bottle of green fluid.

"What is this?"

"Well back from where I am from before the zombies, my parents knew how to cure just about any ailments. That will cure your hangover. Whenever I drank during the zombie apoc, I drank that to get rid of the hangover the day after. My parents and I loved using tradition due to the saying, don't fix something that's not broken."

"Really?” Applejack said before taking a swig."Yah really need to get me more of this."

"Sorry, can't. PEACE!!” I said before walking off after snatching my bottle back. I walked back to the town hall and saw that everyone was gone and the party was cleaned up. ‘Hmmmmm. I should meet with the other Mane Six members.'

I started walking towards Sugar Cube Corner. Upon entering the building, I saw an arsenal of baked goods. I was awestruck of until a certain pink party pony came up.

"Hi Tran. What do you need?"

"Well I'm hungry and I was wondering if I can ha-."

"How about a cake, or a cookie, or ice-cream, or CUPCAKES!!!"

"PINKIE I DO NOT WANT A CUPCAKE!!!!"

"Yes you do."

"Don't"

"Do."

"Don't"

"Do."

"Don't"

"Do."

"Don't"

"Don't"

"OK, FINE. I don't want a cupcake."

"HA YOU FINALLY WON'T EAT A CUPCAKE!!!! Wait..... Oh dang it. If you don't want a cupcake then what do you need?"

"Can I borrow five bits? I'll pay you back. Oh and can I have a banana muffin"

"Okie dokie lokie", Pinkie Pie said before handing me a small pouch and a small banana muffin.

"Pinkie, one more thing, you can't trick an Asian, Pinkie. PEACE!!!" After that endeavor I began walking again. Then I saw the WORST POSSIBLE THING EVER. It was Carousel Boutique.

Upon entering the boutique I heard, “Welcome to Carousel Boutique, where every garment is chic, unique and magnifique. Oh hello Tran what do you need?"

"I was wondering if you would be a friend and fix my attire."

"Of course I can fix your clothing, but I have one question. How come you are speaking in such a manner?"

"Well I am speaking in such a manner due to the fact that you wish to live in a high class social order and I am just wishing to full fill your wish a little."

"Oh you and your manners. Wait, how do you know about my liking of high class society?"

"Well dear, I know everything. Also your appearance and your speech displays the fact that you do."

"Wow. Just wow. You have the ability to show such generosity, even though I am supposed to do that with the fact that I am the element of generosity. What do you need fixed?"

"Well I was wondering if you could fix my coat. When I acquire the proper funds, I can repay you", I said while taking off my old jungle DBU.

"You don't have to pay. But....Why would you wear such a horrid thing?

"Why is everyone asking me so many questions? And to answer your question, I wear this old coat to honor my uncle who has served in a war to defend his country from an evil force spreading around his country. Unfortunately, the war was lost and he escaped to another country mentally scared from the war.

"Tran, I am sorry to insult such a thing. If I would have known, I would not have been so unkind."

"Wells its fine."

"Also, why do you always wear clothing? It is the middle of September and it is a scorching ninety-seven degrees outside."

"Well my dear, humans always wear clothing all the time more many reasons. One, humans shouldn't be naked, two, my clothes carry some of my effects, three, clothes show some aspects of our lives, and four, I don't have a number four. Also, I am wearing several layers of clothing due to the fact I like extreme heat and this is nothing to me. Normally, It would be about 120 degrees by now and I would still wear two jackets."

"Why must humans always wear clothing?"

"Well whenever humans don't wear clothing, certain things tend to show."

"Like what?"

"Rarity, whenever humans don't wear clothing, our genitals show."

"OH!!!! Well I think we should stop talking about this topic now. Now let me mend your jacket up", Rarity said quickly while blushing. I took off my military jacket and Rarity took it with her magic as she started to mend it."All done. Now Tran, since you always wear clothing, can I make you something new and nice to wear."

"I'm sorry, Rarity. I can't accept as I have no funds."

"Don't worry, consider it a gift."

"Okay. If you are willing to make me a new addition to my current appearance, then can you make something I have in my mind?"

"Sure, can you make a sketch of it?” Rarity asked while holding out a pencil and paper. I then took the aforementioned levitated objects and began drawing out a large robe. “What type of clothing is this?"

"This is a robe that was well known back in our world. Can I request that you make it out of that kevlar material I showed you the other day?” I asked before being replied with a nod. After walking back to the deuce, I grabbed a roll of kevlar and returned back to the boutique. After an hour of measuring and tailoring, I was dressed up in a new white robe that most people would recognize as the assassin's robe, without the accessories, that Connor wore in the Assassin's Creed 3 game. Currently, I was wearing a black polo, BDU jacket and pants, the new robe, a fleece jacket, and my gear and armor.

"Now Tran, can you help me with some fashion problems I'm having. I can't think of a new interesting line of fashion."

"Well my dear friend, I have the solution to your problem. Try introducing a new line of fashion that would be completely unexpected by the public. Due to the strange attire of a strange set of fashion, many people would try it out and eventually it would be famous.

"What?"

"Try making something that ponies would not think would happen."

"I can't think of anything at all. My mind is blank."

"Okay, since it is the summer, then try mixing outfits from different seasons. Try mixing the colors, clothe used, even the fitting.

"THAT IS GENIOUS!!! Why didn't I think of it before? Well Tran, thank you for your help"

"Well thank you for your patronage. I would enjoy a leave of absence if you don't mind. PEACE!!!” I said while walking out of the boutique with a fabric roll of kevlar. I then went back to the deuce to replace the kevlar until I was interrupted by Twilight Sparkle.

"Hi Tran. What's with the clothing? It's like a hundred degrees out here. I'm sweating right now and I've been outside for maybe a minute."

"More of these questions. Well, I am wearing this clothing because I want to. Unlike normal beings of my kind, I wear jackets, long sleeved shirts, and long pants, no matter what temperature due to the fact I can take the heat and this kind of heat is rather cold to me. Why do you think some call me the crazy Asian? Also, whatcha doing?"

"Well I was reading until I noticed you walking outside and I wanted to ask you some questions."

"Uuuuuuuhhhh. More questions. Well let’s go inside", I said before going into the library and taking a seat. “Ask away."

"What do you mean you can take the heat?"

"Well I usually enjoy hot weather and I will wear jackets no matter what temperature."

"How can you wear that much clothes without having a heatstroke?"

"Well as I said I can take the heat."

"Why do you eat meat?"

"Well our kind is required to eat meat, due to the fact that we do not produce our own protein. Your species is a member of the equine subspecies. Since you are an equine, your stomach houses a type of bacteria or germ that makes protein for your body. That bacteria only requires the leafy diet that you eat. Our species’ stomachs are not able to house the said bacteria. Even though we eat meat, we have many healthier substitutes that can replace it. Before you ask why we don't always eat the substitute, the substitute tastes terrible."

"What was it like from where you are from before the zombies happened", Twilight asked. I sighed as I started a long lecture. I told her about society, the government, politics, current technology, and the worst of all, WAR and CRIME.

"Unlike Equestria, our society had a higher crime rate and we had frequent wars" I said, getting into the topic.

"In Equestria, we have crime and what do you mean by frequent wars?"

"Back on our planet, we had a major war about every forty years. Each time we had a war was over a new reason, like money, religion, land, people, or just fear of others. Before you ask why we didn't use friendship to solver our problems, most humans were corrupted by greed to even think of friendship. Also, the crime rate of Equestria compared to our world before the zombies makes Equestria like a skip through a flower bed. In our world, the crime was at a point where going outside had a chance of getting mugged, raped, robbed, or even killed. Before you ask why didn't our form of the royal guard or military didn't help, the military was too busy to help us and even soldiers and the government could be corrupted by greed. In our world there were very few good people. Even some children weren't innocent. I've met children who have tried to pick pocket me (true story). But there were usually good people. I am an example of a good being, but I am rather violent and insane. One cannot be perfect, not even the princesses. I can see it in her eyes", I said while Twilight Sparkle was picking her jaw off the floor.

"How did you know I was going to ask those two questions?"

I jumped up a little and pointed to my head. "I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!” I said making her laugh from my randomness of breaking the tone of the mood.

"Tran how come you act like this, with all this randomness and seriousness?" Twilight asked. I fixed my posture.

"Well my personality is unlike common sentient beings. Most of the time I am serious, like your friend Rarity, but there are times I would be random as Pinkie Pie because of mental reasons. Also I enjoy knowledge and if it weren't for the fact my world ended, and then I would be reading or learning something new by now like you would usually do. Usually I'm very competitive like Rainbow Dash and I like to work hard and like your friend Applejack. Like Fluttershy, I am shy of new things or people. Now before you ask how I know so much about you and your friends, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

"What do you mean, you know everything?"

"Well I am well educated and I know a lot about a lot. Back in my world, I usually studied or read, like you would. I can tell a lot about somebody before I know them, just by looking at them. Usually I know many things before you talk. I can even go to the point where I can tell if you are lying. I was known as one of the nerd in society or an egghead as Rainbow Dash would say. I enjoy using my knowledge."

"Tran what did you mean you had chest pains. You mentioned this earlier."

"Well Twilight, I have chest pains, which means I have pains in my chest from time to time. They're one of the things I suffer from." This is getting rather old. "Now I am getting bored. Do you ponies happen to know about chess?"

"Of course we have chess." Then Twilight adopted a strange smile. "I bet I can beat you."

"You're on", I said. Twilight teleported in a chess boards and set it up on a nearby table. Thirty seconds into the chess game, Twilight loss.

"How? How did I lose? I love chess."

"Well I always played chess with my brother whenever I had free time in our world and I became very good. Now I am going to visit your other friends. PEACE!!!” I said while leaving. I then walked towards a certain shy pony. When I was within seeing distance of Fluttershy's cottage, I saw Fluttershy feeding animals. “HI Fluttershy."

"EEP. Oh it's just you. Hi Tran, I'm just feeding my animals", Fluttershy whispered.

"Can I help? I just love animals. Most animals are like children before they are corrupted by society."

"YOU DO!!?!?!?! I can never find anyone that love animals like I do. Usually I'm to-", Fluttershy said in a surprisingly loud tone.

"Shy to talk to people. I know. I can also see it in your eyes. Don't worry, I am shy too when it comes to new people or things. Now let’s get to the animals." After an hour of feeding animals, we went inside to a certain constantly agitated rabbit. Upon entering the cottage, a carrot hit me square in the chest, imbedding itself into my vest. Upon pulling out the carrot, another carrot whizzed by me. I turned and saw a disgruntled Angel.

"ANGEL!!! Now stop throwing carrots at my new friend. He likes animals like me." Angel was still lobbing carrots at me and Fluttershy was still trying to stop him.

"I bet I can stop him from lobbing carrots at me", I said while taking an MRE out of my backpack. Inside the MRE were dried brisket, gum, and more skittles. I opened the skittles and took out a couple pieces and handed them to Angel. Upon eating one, Angel's face lit up and his personality flipped from hating me to liking me. Iate the rest of the MRE and chewed on the gum.

"Tran, you are probably the first pony to not be hated by Angel like this."

"Flutters, I'm not a pony."

"Oh. I have a question. If that's ok."

"Well ask away."

"How could you tell I was shy?"

"Well I could see the shyness in your eyes. Just by looking at your eyes, I can see you had a troubled past. Let me guess, abusive father and a caring mother?" After saying that phrase, Fluttershy immediately started crying and talking about her past and such. “There there. Let it out. You just need to talk about it and you'll be fine." And that was what happened. FOR TWO HOURS!!!!

"Thanks Tran. You were right. I just needed to talk about it. How could you tell?"

"Well, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!” I said making Fluttershy giggle. “But seriously, I know because I saw it in your eyes. The way you look at things. Remember this Fluttershy, the eyes are the gateway to one's soul."

"Tran, when I looked into your eyes yesterday, I saw death, despair, and horror in your eyes. What did you do back in your world?"

"Flutters, I don't think I should tell you. But if you really want to know, then just say so."

"Yes."

"Fluttershy, back in my world, I killed every day. EVERY SINGLE DAY. On average I killed about thirty zombies a day. Then there were the days I killed my own kind. MY OWN KIND! There were four types of people. The good people that helps others. The people that live on their own. The people who want to take over everything and be in charge. The last are the thieves. In all I probably killed seventy-three of my own kind. The only reason I was able to kill them was I had superior fighting skills, good armor, and good weapons. From surviving in my world, I've learned a bit about life."

"Tran, how did you know I needed to just talk about my past?"

"Well, back on our world, there were some that knew a lot about the mind and they had specific jobs to help people with their mental and personal problems. I studied about them at one time and learned a few things. People who had troubled past with their parents usually had to talk about it. That is how I knew. Also did you notice that you are speaking in a louder tone after you talked about your problems?"

"No, I just noticed right now after you mentioned it. Thanks, Tran, for the help."

"No problem. If you don't mind I will take my leave now. PEACE!!!" I walked back to the town. While walking, I noticed Nick walking around stumbling a little. “HI Nick. Where are you going?"

"I'm trying to find Fluttershy's cottage. Do you happen to know where it is?"

"Just keep going straight into that direction", I said while pointing to the aforementioned area. Since I had visited the other five ponies, I was going to visit the last one, Rainbow Dash. I kept on walking and walking and walking and walking and walking until I was tackled by a cyan pegasus who happened to have the name of Rainbow Dash.

"Ha, you didn't beat me this time."

"Dashie, you just tackled me. If you were to fight me, you would not win", I said while brushing grass off my new robe.

"I bet I can."

"Go ahead. Make the first move." Rainbow Dash attempted to punch me with one hoof, but seeing the leg tense up, I saw she was going to punch me so I just put the palm of my hand in from off her hooves’ path and grabbed it."Like I said, you won't win."

"No, I'll win. I always win", Rainbow Dash said as she attempted to buck me. Instead, I just grabbed both of her hooves and held it in the air.

"Like I said again, you won't win. Also you have lost before, like the time you lost to horseshoes with Applejack or the time you lost to the race to the library against me or the time you lost at your favorite game against Twilight and Fluttershy. Rainbow Dash maybe one day I will teach you a little bit about fighting one day."

"REALLY?!?! How do you know about that stuff?"

"Rainbow Dash, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!"

"UGH! I'll admit I walked into that. I also have some questions."

"Ugh. More questions. All your friends asked me questions all day and now you too. Well, ask away."

"How did you destroy Luna's shield back in Canterlot?"

"Well, I destroyed her shield using my M203 grenade launcher attachment. Before you ask what a grenade is, a grenade is a round metal explosive. Usually a grenade is thrown, but the M203 shoots it out. I have several grenades on me right now", I said while pointing to my M203.

"Can I have a grenade?"

"NO!!!! GRENADES ARE SERIOUS TOOLS!!!!. THEY ARE MEANT FOR KILLING AND KILLING ONLY!!!"

"AWWWWWWWW. Can I have one? PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAASE", Rainbow Dash said with puppy dog eyes.

"NO! Those puppy dog eyes can be ignored. I just didn't earlier because it was completely safe to show you ponies weapons. However, I can show you how they work." I took out a grenade and held it out for Rainbow Dash to look at it.

"That's it? It's only the size of a baseball. There is no way it could destroy a magic shield."

"Coincidentally, this is nicknamed the baseball grenade. Its actual name is the M67 fragmentation grenade. Also, you guys have baseball? Huh, the more you know. Now cover your ears and get down." I then pulled the pin, released the safety spoon, and held it. After three seconds I lobbed it, grabbed Rainbow Dash, took cover, and waited for the boom. It quickly exploded and the two of us popped out from behind our cover.“You can get up now. Let’s walk over to the crater."

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!!!!!!” Rainbow Dash said after walking to the pit. “How is that possible? It would take like eighty pounds of our the best boom poweder to do this much damage."

"EIGHTY!?!?!? Wait you guys have explosives. Me gusta. Albeit weak, but still you have explosives."

"Me whatta?"

"Me gusta. It means I like in a language I know."

"Tran, don't speak in another language, other ponies won't know what you are saying."

"Nah. Con tit noi ki tien cach (I like speaking in a different language [Vietnamese])."

"What?"

"EXACTLY!!!! HOOFLAH!!!!!!!!" Due to the large explosion, several ponies came to see what happened, including my friends.

"What did you do you Crazy Asian", asked Ike.

"Well, I just demonstrated a grenade."

"Why would you do that near a populated village?" Ike asked.

"Because I did."

"Andy stop doing that", I said to Andy who was poking me in the chest with a stick.

"I don't give a fuck." Several ponies had cringed at the sound of the cursing.

"Andy stop."

"Like I said, I don't give a fuck."

"Andy stop."

"Well look at this box." Andy then took out a small metal box with the word fuck written on it."Take a look inside and tell me what you see."

"Nothing."

"Exactly, I don't give a fuck because I don't have any."

"Have you been waiting all day to do that?" He nodded. "You're an idiot."

"Maybe."

"Guys meet me at the library in four hours and you six too."

"Okay", the nine of them said simultaneously. I hate it when something like that happens!

"Well I am going off again. PEACE!!!" I started walking and walking and walking and walking until I passed Applejack.

"Hiya Tran. What are yah doing here?"

"Well I am making my way towards Ponyville's casino until I met you. What are you doing?"

"Well ah'm going to get Applebloom from school taday."

"Why don't I get Applebloom for yah?"

"Thanks Tran. Just bring her back to da farm."

"All righty then." Fortunately, due to the massive amount of walking I did after the party, I knew how to get everywhere around the town. I was also blessed by the fact that the town was probably six to eight miles in diameter.  After probably twenty minutes of walking, I started to see the schoolhouse. As I neared the school house, I heard crying form a nearby bush. I checked inside the bush where the crying was coming from and found scootaloo. “Scootaloo what happened?"

"Diamond Tiara and *sniff* Silver Spoon *sniff* called me a *sniff* parentless horse."

"How can being called a horse be a bad thing? Apple Bloom are you trying to sneak up on me?" I looked behind me and Apple Bloom was indeed behind me.

"A horse is another name for whore."

"Scootaloo, Apple Bloom, and Sweetie Belle, want to get some revenge on those two little brats?"

"REALLY!?!? You'll do that for me?” said Scootaloo immediately cheered up.

"Yes. When I was young, I was heavily bullied. That was before I could fight very well. After I learned how to fight is another story for another day."

"You were bullied? I bet those people did not get out uninjured. Also how did you know I was here?” stated Sweetie Belle.

"Well, let’s just say they eventually stopped. Also you can't sneak up on an Asian. One more thing. Here put these in your ears."

"What are they?” asked Apple Bloom.

"Well those are ear buds. They are intended to block out loud noises. Just plug them into your ears. To get this revenge, I need you three to lure Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon over here." With that, the three went over to the schoolhouse. After waiting a couple minutes, the CMCs had lured the two bullies to near the bush.

"Are you going to cry again blank flank. All you blank flanks, should leave this school. You are all talent less horses", said Diamond Tiara.

"You guys should just drop out now. You blank flanks aren't smart enough to go here", said Silver Spoon.

"Maybe you should go back to your hick family, you should go back to your drama queen, and you should go back to, wait that's right, you don't have a family. Blank Flank here doesn't have a family", said Diamond Tiara.

"You blank fla-", Silver Spoon started until I took out my desert eagle out and shot a round in the air. I was careful not to hit anything behind her because I don't know about you guys but the .50 AE round can do a lot of damage.

"Maybe you little brats should stop picking on others before you get hurt", I said before shooting both of their tiaras. “Maybe you ponies should stop bullying others. When I was little, I was bullied, but I beat them up. Maybe I should do the same for my three friends here. What do you think Scootaloo, they did make you cry."

"Hey, my dad is Filthy Rich. The Filthy Rich. If I get hurt, then you'll regret it", said Diamond Tiara.

"Yeah, well guess what. I am Tran, the Crazy Asian. I am immune to Celestia's rule. I can't go to jail. If I get attacked, then the attacker is going to get tortured and killed by yours truly. Your threat is rather empty. Now, do you have any good threats? There's barely anything I haven't seen."

"Please don't hurt us", said Silver Spoon.

"Hey Scoots, what do you think I should do to them?"

"You should paint them green."

"Nah, I think I should let them off with a warning. One who seeks revenge must dig two graves. An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. You little fillies understand what I'm saying?"

"What?” asked Applebloom.

"You shouldn't take out revenge unless it is absolutely needed."

"AWWWWWWWW", said the CMCs.

"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!??!” said a very agitated Cheerilee. “I was waiting for parents and guardians and then I heard explosions. What in the world?" That was when Cheerilee noticed Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara standing in a puddle of urine.

"Well these two little brats here were bullying my friends here and I just helped stop the problems by scaring them."

"So you, an adult, are going to bully and scare children just to stop a simple bullying?"

"Nooooo. How old are you Cheerilee?"

"Forty-two."

"How old are you, Applebloom?"

"Seventeen."

"How old are you, Scootaloo?"

"Sixteen."

"How old are you, Sweetie Belle?"

"Seventeen."

"How old are you, Diamond?" I asked pointing to Diamond Tiara.

"Eighteen."

"How old are you?" I asked pointing to Silver Spoon.

"Seventeen."

"Now, how old do you think I am?"

"Forty and do you have to curse in front of children?” said Cheerilee.

"Thirty-five", said Applebloom.

"Forty-two", said Sweetie Belle.

"Thirty-two", said Scootaloo.

"Thirty-eight", said Silver Spoon.

"Forty-two", said Diamond Tiara.

"No. Cheerilee, I am only sixteen years old."

"WHAT!?!?” all of them yelled simultaneously.

"HOW CAN YOU BE SIXTEEN? YOU TOOK DOWN BIG MAC!!!!” said Apple Bloom.

"YOU ARE SIX FEET TALL!!!” said Sweetie Belle.

"YOU DEFEATED RAINBOW DASH IN A RACE!!!” said Scootaloo.

"How can you be sixteen? Pinkie Pie told me you were able to beat up thirty members of the royal guard single hoof idly and you were able to stop the changeling invasion of Canterlot with just you and your friends. How can you be sixteen?"

"Apple Bloom, I took down Big Mac because I know how to fight. Sweetie Belle, I am just naturally tall. Scootaloo, I'm very skilled. Cheerilee, I am just very skilled and smart because I have been taking high honors schooling since I was three and learning how to fight with weapons and my hands since I was ten. And don't forget I am probably wiser and smarter than your beloved princesses. Also I just came from a world where I killed thirty or forty things daily."

"That is amazing and scary at the same time. Why did you go to school when you were three?"

"My parents wanted me to be smart. I think you should take over the punishment of these children. I was only doing this because they constantly bullied my three friends here. Today I helped because this time they bullied Scootaloo to the point where she was crying. These two nuisances called Scootaloo here a parentless horse."

"WHAT?!?!? You two are going to be in serious trouble."

"But Cheerilee, he nearly killed us", said Diamond Tiara.

"No I shot your tiaras. If I wanted to kill you then you would be dead. I have about thirty weapons on me that are all capable of killing a pony and yet the two of you are alive. Now let’s go girls." And with that we left. I brought Apple Bloom and Sweetie Belle back to their respectable home and families. The only problem was the fact that Scootaloo was an orphan. “We need you to get you back to where you live."

"I don't want go back to the orphanage. It's terrible there."

"Scootaloo, you need to go back to your home. Even if you don't want to. It is getting late. Even if you don't want to, you have to. One must endure the terrible and painful, because in teh end it will make one stronger in the mind. You must remember that everything bad will soon turn into a memory after it has passed. Everything does not last forever, so you must endure the bad things of life so that you can eventually enjoy the good things."

"Tran, that was deep and I will go back to the orphanage."

"Bye Scootaloo." And with that, I left. I glanced at my watch and I saw that I had probably another three hours to kill before going to the library. Maybe I should clean out the local casino. Yeah. I hope I remember where it was. After walking for ten minutes, I walked over to the local casino and weirdly there was another door inside the casino guarded by four ponies.

"Hola. Como estas?” I said.

"What?” said one of the body guards?

"Puedo entro?"

"What?” said the body guard.

"Can I enter?"

"I don't know. You seem like one to cause trouble."

"Everyone can cause trouble." He didn't say anything else.

"Please relinquish your weapons at the front desk" said the other guard.

"What weapons."

"How about the sword on your back or those two knives on your pants or maybe those three things slung on your back or that pack on your back?"

"Fine." With that, I took off the weapons he said, put the safeties on the guns, and handed the clerks at the desk my weapons. ‘Thank god those guards are stupid as hell.' Inside the casino was similar to any casino in Vegas from the twenties. There was roulette, slots (somehow they had slots [HOW!?!?]), blackjack, baccarat, and just about every casino game there was. I exchanged my five bits from Pinkie Pie and started walking around.

I walked over to a blackjack table and was greeted with a, “Hello sir. Are you going to play today?"

"Yes, but it is my first time playing blackjack" I said with a smile.

Two Hours Later

"I'm sorry sir, but you can't play anymore."

"Why?"

"Because you are cheating."

"How am I cheating?"

"Somehow, It's like you know what card is next and you have won 3750000 bits."

"I wasn't cheating."

"Then how are you winning."

"I counted cards."

"What?"

"Exactly. I'm going to cash my winnings in now."

"I'm afraid we can't let you do that", said a guard that had the idea of coming over here.

"I'm still cashing it in. I wasn't cheating. I was using a technique that guarantees winning."

"We need you to come with us."

"Nah, I think I'm going to cash my money and leave."

"Well too bad. You are coming with us", said another guard who was brandishing a sword. How was he holding it in his hooves?

"You think that's going to scare me. Try and stop me." I then walked over to a booth meant for cashing chips, but was interrupted by a guard bucking me in the back. My vest stopped it. I then took out my lanyard and gripped it with both of my hands. The same guard tried the same attack. Before it could land, I wrapped the lanyard around one of his legs, grabbed both ends with one of my hands, twisted the lanyard, and broke his leg from the shoulder.

The guard with a sword slashed at me and I extended my hidden blade to block the slash. I grabbed his sword by the blade, twisted, and took his sword. With his sword, I bashed his head with the side of the blade. After dispatching those two guards, nine others came out of nowhere, trying to help their coworkers. “Really. I just wanted to get some money and you guys try to stop me because I was winning too much." I was then hit three times with arrows, but my chain maille stopped the arrows. “If you are going to use bows, then I'm going to use my pistols." I took out my PPK and shot the three guards that had bows in their legs Another tried to buck me, but I dodged, holstered my pistol, and brought the side of my borrowed sword on his head. Two other guards tried to came at me with swords, but I just blocked and kicked one in the head and elbowed the other in the face, knocking them unconscious. One of the last three had a knife and just tried to stab me, but I just sidestepped and watched him stumble around before falling onto a table and getting knocked unconscious by a sword being bashed on his head. The last two guards were unicorns and tried to shoot me with spells, but I just threw a concussion grenade at them. One of them picked the unknown object up, curious about it. Unfortunately for him, the grenade went off and blinded and heavily dazed the two of them. With those two dazed, I grabbed a wood chair and broke it over one of them and the last just stared at me."You know, I wasn't cheating and I can't use magic. Now let me cash my winnings, get my weapons back, and take my leave." He pissed himself and ran away.

I walked over to where I dropped my bag of chips and promptly picked them up. At the cashing booth, there was a clerk who was scared as hell after watching me dispatch eleven guards. “Can I cash these chips?"

"S-s-sure." And I was immediately 3750000 bits richer. Unfortunately for me 37500 gold bits weigh quite a bit. TWO THOUSAND POUNDS OF GOLD!!! TWO THOUSAND POUNDS OF GOLD!!!! TWO THOUSAND!!!!! "I need to leave some of this gold here. I will come back for them." All the gold bits were happily loaded into nine different pull wagons, but that meant there was two hundred pounds of gold in each one. I grabbed my weapons and backpack before I started to drag one of the wagons out the door, but was stopped by more ponies. It was Celestia and a band of Royal Guards.

"TRAN!?!?!?!?!? Do you have to cause such trouble to our kingdom?” asked Princess Celestia. With Celestia were twenty guards and Princess Luna. “We were in our castle, when we heard that a casino in Ponyville was having trouble with a bipedal figure attacking random ponies."

"Well I wasn't attacking ponies. I was defending myself from some of their security guards. They thought I was cheating when I won 3750000 bits from blackjack."

"37500000 BITS!?!?!" HOW CAN YOU WIN THAT MANY BITS FROM BLACKJACK. SURELY YOU ARE CHEATING!!!"

"I wasn't cheating. Back in our world, we had the same game, but there's a twist. We invented a guaranteed way to win the game. All you need are a fast brain."

"Is it the counting cards thing you were telling us?"

"Maybeeeeeee. Since you are here with twenty of your guards, can you help me move my winnings?"

"Yes we can." We then started moving towards the library tree house because I told my friends and the Mane Six to meet us at it. Once we were near the tree house, I placed all the gold inside the deuce. I went into the library with Celestia and Luna while the royal guards were dismissed back to Canterlot. “Celestia and Luna, do you have a reason why you're still here?"

"We have some questions for thee", said Luna.

"Of course. More questions. You can ask me them later. Now I am going to talk with my friends." Inside the tree house, were the Mane Six and my friends. Upon entering with the princesses, everyone bowed, including my friends.

"Tran, why aren't you bowing? You have to bow down to the princess", said Twilight Sparkle.

"I don't bow down or solute to those I don't respect."

"HOW DARE THEE DISRESPECT ROYALTY?!?!” shouted Luna in the royal Canterlot Voice.

"I don't respect the two of you."

"Tran why don't you respect us?" Celestia asked.

"Well, Luna knock us out with a cheap shot right after the invasion, you ponies tend to jump to conclusions, most of you ponies are conceited, and about all of you ponies don't know your limits so, you ponies think you are able to do anything. So all of these added together makes me not respect you guys."

"Hey, we don't do any of that", said Rainbow Dash.

"Yeah, how about when, you thought I was going to hurt you when we first made it to Ponyville and you guys attacked us. Or when your so called royal guard thought they were able to beat me in combat or subdue me. Or when you six, the Elements of Harmony, thought you could take me on in a fight. Also several of you ponies are conceited like the so called Prince Blueblood. Rarity remember when you met him during the Grand Galloping Gala?"

"How can you know about that?” asked Rarity.

"I KNOW EVERY-", I started before getting interrupted by the Mane six.

"WE GET IT, YOU KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!” said the Mane Six.

"Verdamin (damn it [German]), you guys stole my thunder."

"Princess can you wait outside for a moment. Also, we need to have a meeting. Not you six, but my human friends." With that, the four of us went upstairs onto the third story and into a random guest bedroom.

"Ok we need to discuss some things", I said.

"Yeah, we have several problems", said Ike."Where are we going to live?"

"How about money?” said Nick.

"How about cupcakes and cake?” said Andy before being slapped on the back of the head and receiving an ow.

"Money and food I have covered, but we don't have anywhere to live at the current moment", I said.

"Tran, how did you cover our money problem?” asked Nick.

"Well, I went to their casino and played blackjack and I counted cards. Remember their money are called bits. Bits are basically dollars. Copper ones are worth one, silver bits are worth ten, and gold ones are worth a hundred."

"Yeah, we remember that during breakfast at that castle", said Ike.

"Well I kinda won 3750000 bits in blackjack."

"HOLY SHIT THAT IS A FUCKTON OF MONEY!!!!!” said Nick.

"I also have that jewelry and gold scrap collection I got from the zombies. Maybe we can organize some living arrangements or buy a house here."

"That could work. Maybe we can stay here with everypony", said Ike.

"Ike, you just said everypony. The change of speech means that you have adjusted to pony society already and you are ready to stay here for a long time."

"You can notice that from speech?"

"Yes, I know a little bit about human behavior. I just thought of something guys. Minh co mai ki con ngua con nho a ngoa ki cua nghe minh noi chien (we have ponies outside the door listening to us talk [Vietnamese])."

"Phay om? (really [Vietnamese])", said Nick.

"Duc mot kai flashbang a ngoa di (throw a flashbang outside [Vietnamese])", said Andy.

"Ok", I said before taking out a flash bang. I pulled the pin and held the spoon so it didn't detonate. I then walked to the door as quietly as possible. Then I released the spoon and threw it out the door as fast as possible. After the boom, I walked outside and was met with six ponies rubbing their eyes, dazed.

"WHAT WAS THAT FOR!?!?!?” yelled Rainbow Dash.

"Well you shouldn't ease drop on others. You may hear something that you shouldn't hear."

"Oh yeah. What are you hiding then?"

"Something. It could be the meaning of life or how many things I have killed in my life. I am not going to tell you. Just don't ease drop on others."

"Did you really have to do that?” asked Twilight Sparkle.

"Did you have to eaves drop?"

"How'd you know we were outside the door?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!” I said.

"UUUUGGGGGHHHHHH, WE KNOW!!!!!!” said everypony.

"You did set yourself up for that one, you know. Also I could hear all six of you breathing on the door listening to us talk. I can notice small things. Please leave and let us continue our conversation. I apologize for doing so." They left.

"We also have to discuss our weapons", said Nick.

"Ok, let’s set some ground rules. One, no randomly shooting crap unless it is necessary or on an adequate shooting area. Two, no giving anypony guns, explosives, or tactical gear. Three, careful with what you do with the weapons, always thing before you do. Four, try to help those that need help. I think that is it."

"Tran why do you carry all your gear and crap?” asked Ike.

"Well it is better to have something when you don't need it than to not have something when you need it."

"Alright."

"Do you think I should show the ponies advanced weapons designs?"

"Like what?"

"Damascus and tempered steel, composite bows, nunchuks, you know the works."

"Yeah, just don't show them too much, the criminals would get better weapons too", said Andy.

"Yeah let’s go back out now."

Meanwhile

"I still can believe he still doesn't like cupcakes", said Pinkie Pie. “He’s just big old meanie like Gilda."

"PINKIE, he's not a meanie. Also he's nothing like Gilda. He's awesome and cool. He also told me he might teach me some of his moves", said Rainbow Dash.

"Pinkie, Gilda was just a big meanie. Tran is nothing like that. He's kind, sweet, and he also understands me. To prove it, Angel likes him", said Fluttershy.

"Well Pinkie, he's well endowed, well mannered, and he helps others. He also knows a thing or two about fashion", said Rarity.

"He's intelligent, wise, and he can beat me in chess. CHESS!!!” said Twilight Sparkle.

"He's helpful too. He got rid of mah hangover. He's nice family person. He also helped Apple Bloom wit her bullying trouble", said Applejack.

"OOOO. I have a Pinkie sense coming. Hmmmmm. Nose wrinkle, tail twitch, itchy. That means there are some ponies in looove."

"S'not me", said Applejack.

"I'm too busy working on another fashion line to have a crush", said Rarity.

"No pony's in love", said Twilight.

"I'm too awesome to have a crush", said Rainbow Dash.

"EEP", said Fluttershy.

"Oh horseshoes. I bet Tran would know", said Pinkie Pie.

"How would he know?” said Twilight.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!??!?!?!” everypony said simultaneously except for Pinkie Pie.

"How long have you been listening?” asked Rarity.

"I heard everything."

"Did yah really?” asked Applejack.

"Eeyup. You ponies were defending me about not being like Gilda."

"So you heard everything we said?” said Twilight.

"He's nothing like Gilda. He's awesome and cool. He also told me he might teach me some of his moves."

"Yeeeeeeah. He heard us pretty well", said Rainbow Dash

"And Fluttershy, you don't have to hide your emotions."

"Oh. Ok", said Fluttershy.

"Does the wittle ponies have a wittle cwush on a certainly not wittle crazy Asian? Buuuuuuuut that type of relationship would not work. One, five of you like me. It would not work out with me dating one of you while the other four isn't, unless you guys believe in polygamy. It exists doesn't it?"

"Yeah", said Twilight.

"Of course. Shoulda seen it because the male to female ratio. Two, I am not interested in dating right now."

"Oh. You don't want to date a mare", said Rarity.

"WHAT!?!?! I don't swing that way Rares. Three, the relationship would not be good."

"How wouldn't it work?” asked Rainbow Dash.

"Well Rainbow Danger Dash, the age difference is kinda obvious."

"How'd you know my middle name?"

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!! Also how old are you ponies?"

"32", said Rarity.

"29", said Rainbow Dash.

"28", said Pinkie Pie.

"29", said Fluttershy.

"30", said Twilight Sparkle.

"28", said Applejack.

"Now, how old do you think I am?"

"You must be 35 years old", said Rarity.

"32", said Rainbow Dash.

"28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50?” said Pinkie Pie.

"40?” said Twilight.

"Yah must be 32", said Applejack.

"Are you 30?” said Fluttershy.

"Eenope."

"Then how old are you?” asked Twilight.

"He's 16", said Ike.

"DING DING DING WE GOT A WINNER!!!!!!!!” I said.

"WHAT?!?!?!?!??!” said everypony.

"Yes, I am only 16 years old. Before you guys start asking questions, let met talk. Rainbow Dash, I can fight very well and can beat several royal guards because I have been practicing my fighting skills since I was 10. Fluttershy, I have seen and done so much because I come from a terrible world, before and during the zombie apocalypse. Rarity, I act this way because I like to be serious. Applejack, I am just very tall. Pinkie Pie, even though I am young, I don't like sweets because they are too over empowering. Twilight, I have a lot of knowledge because I have been through a lot and I am very smart because before the zombie apocalypse, I was going to school and learning since I was three years old and I was fifteen by the time the apocalypse happened. And before you ask Twilight, I was going to school at that age because my parents wanted me to be smart. And before one of you ask, I did have a good, fun childhood while I was being schooled. Before you ask how did I know what you guys were going to ask, I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!"

"How did you, wait oooooooh", said everypony simultaneously.

"Imagine what my friends would think if we were to get into a relationship" I said.

"They could join in" Rainbow Dash said. Say what?

"Is Equestria believe in polygamy?" I asked.

"Polyga what?" Rainbow Dash asked,

"Multiple partner relationships" Twilight replied. "And yes. We have an uneven male to female ratio so there are generally more than one mare to one male. Open relationships are common too."

"Well the answer is still no" I said.

"Princesses, stop eavesdropping on our conversation before I do something about it. Also, GUYS YOU CAN COME OUT NOW!"

"How did you know we were listening to your conversation?” asked Celestia.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO", said everypony simultaneously.

"I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!!!!"

"Now what do you need princesses."

"We need thee at Canterlot for some affairs", said Luna.

"Ok. Just teleport us." We were all enveloped with a gold aura before appearing in Canterlot. To be specific, we were once again in the throne room.

"Since it is night, why don't we go retire to bed", said Luna.

"Everyone go ahead and sleep. I am just going to walk."

"You must sleep Tran", said Celestia.

"Nah, I'll go for a really long, peaceful walk."

"We need thee to sleep", said Luna.

"Why would you need me to sleep so badly? I can tell you will do something to me when we fall asleep. What are you planning to do?"

"We aren't going to do anything to you humans in your sleep", said Celestia.

"Then staying awake shouldn't be a problem." Even though I still wanted to stay awake, I was then knocked unconscious by a bright, gold beam. Wow. Now I'm left to my subconscious. Celly, when I get back to the magical world I know as consciousness, I'll get my revenge. I'm not going to kill her if that's what you readers think. Yes, I know. What?