"I was hoping to tell you this later. My eyes are like this because it shows that I'm a Nightmare now." *SNAP* What I did wasn't a spell, it was me physically changing forms. Before, that was my dormant state, now was a nightmarish, evil, demented state. Anything white on me turned black and anything black on me turned white. My assassin's robe turned pitch black. Half of my weapons turned pitch black. The other half of my weapons turned white. My once black eyes and hair turned snow white. My glasses' lens turned into a pitch black, resembling sun glasses. The most menacing show of being a Nightmare was the black mist like aura that surrounded me."How do you like it?,I said with a dark embodied voice. I raised up my assassin's tomahawk, which was spewing out lightning, and looked at it before saying,"Really? He used that cliché."

My friends raised their weapons and pointed them at me. The three princesses' and single prince's horns were glowing with their magical auras. Twilight's horn lit up and she summoned the EOHs before placing the corresponding elements to their bearers. The guards took out their swords and held them with their hooves while standing biped. I unsheathed my katana. I took the katana in my right hand and the pitch black sheath in my left hand. I faced them and held up my sword in a defensive stance.

"You're not going to win", I said. The guards rushed at me with their swords in hoof and tried to slash at me. I sliced at their swords a few times and stepped back. The guards ran at me again with their swords, but when they reached my and raised their swords, the blade of each of their weapons fell to the ground and the handle still in hoof of the ponies. With the scabbard, I bashed three ponies in the face, kicked three in the face, and smacked the last two ponies in the face with the side of my blade.

Alex came at me with his machete and slashed at me. Before the zombie apocalypse, he was the only person capable of  keeping up with me in a sparring match. Keeping up yes. Winning, no. With demonic speed, I sliced his machete down the middle of the blade and kicked him into a wall and knocking him out.

Logan came at me with his crowbar and I lifted him up my his neck and threw him at the guards I beat up.

Austin came at me with his hatchet. He sliced downward with it. To counter, I sidestepped and threw him out the door and through a plaster wall.

Nick came at me and he had two of the same gauntlets that he now had. He punched once and I sidestepped. Where I once was, was where Nick punched. Which, at the time, was a cinder block wall. His fist went right through the wall and I smacked him in the back of the head with my katana's scabbard, knocking him out.

Ike came at me with what looked like brass knuckles that had electricity arching the front of it. He tried to punch me, which I responded by sidestepping. His fist grazed me slightly and it felt a bit like lightning. I shrugged it off and threw him into Austin.

Andy stood there with his staff in hand. He dropped it to the ground and unslung his KRISS. He aimed it at me and opened fired. I reacted by holding the blade up and spinning it in a circle, which deflected the bullets. After he fired the 30 round magazine, I stepped up to him and smacked him upside the head and knocking him into a wall and for some reason, he was still conscious. I held up my sword and looked at it. On the blade of the katana were thirty .45 ACP rounds balancing on the blade.

Princess Celestia shot a spell at me. The beam flew at me. Without magic, time froze as my mind began to move faster and make everything seem slow my making me move faster. By now, the beam was moving maybe two miles an hour. I walked up to Celestia, who was still standing in the same place due to the fact that I was moving very fast, and lifted her up in my arms. I walked back to where I was standing and placed Celestia's still standing stance right in the path of the beam. I went to where she was standing, which was next to Luna, and time seemed to move normal again in my mind. The beam impacted her right in the face and blew her into a wall.

Luna came at me but was stopped when I held a ball of pure dark magical energy floating in my hand. It I threw it at her and the dark energy started to surround her. After the dark energy finished surrounding her, she didn't move because the ball of dark energy held her still and canceled out her magic without harming her.

Cadance and Shining joined together and made a small shield spell around themselves. Once the spell finished, Shining started shooting at me with his magic. I dodged each beam while gathering more dark magic into a ball. I threw the condensed evil at their shield and watched as the shield was enveloped in a dark black aura. Once the shield spell was entirely enveloped, I saw through the transparent magic and saw them trying to get out.

The mane six went into formation while I was fighting and were waiting to get a chance of shooting me with friendship without hitting anyone else. Their elements started glowing and they blasted a beam of rainbows at me. I looked at the beam in slow motion as my mind started to work faster again. My mind sped up again and I simply side stepped. The beam went directly beside me and impacted the wall behind me. My mind started to work again and I ran to each element and lifted their elements off of their bodies, before snapping my fingers and magnetizing their bodies to the walls, making them stick to the wall.

I stood in the middle of the room, elements in hand, looking at my friends and my pony friends. Anypony else in the room looked at me in terror and fear. “Now that, that is over, maybe I can tell you guys that I am still not evil."

"WHAT!?!??! YOU JUST ATTACKED US!!!", yelled out Austin.

"Correction. You guys attacked me and I defended myself", I said.

"YOU KNOCKED OUT CELESTIA!!", yelled out Twilight.

"Correction. She knocked herself out. She shot herself with her own knockout spell."

"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THIS EARLIER?!??!", yelled Luna.

"You didn't ask. Also you attacked me and didn't let me. One more thing, I take it from your speech pattern that you took some modern language lessons."

"YOU STOLE OUR ELEMENTS!!!", yelled out Rarity.

"Correction. I took them so that you guys could stop trying to kill me."

"YOU- actually, I can't think of anything", said Alex.

"You guys should really learn not to stop attacking stuff on a whim."*SNAP* This spell I casted, fixed up the destruction I caused and teleported everyone to Twilight's library. In the library, everyone fell to the ground from a height of ten feet. I landed on my feet while everyone crashed. The crash awoke anyone that I knocked unconscious and I faced them, with my katana still out.

Celestia shot another spell at me, which I deflected with my sword and restrained her with the same ball of dark energy that could ensnare anything.

Alex came at me and I magnetized him to the wall.

Nick held up his M60 and began to fire at me. Time slowed down again as my mind began to move faster. I blocked every bullet sent in direction and then sliced the ammo belt that was being fed into his M60 with a pitch black kukri in my left hand, effectively stopping the stream of bullets. Then I threw a ball of dark energy at him, encasing his body.

I looked at the three off them and held up my katana sideways. On the broadside of the blade were about twenty .308 rounds balancing on the blade. Every one of my human friends looked in awe at the sight, knowing I was able to catch bullets. “Maybe you guys should know that I am not evil and you guys were idiots not to ask that first. Also, I didn't attack you guys. You guys attacked me and I defended myself." I shook the katana at Nick and every .308 round were tossed at him, hitting him the face. I released the restraint spells that were holding the three of them and they began to stretch.

"What is that spell Tran? I have never seen anything like that?", asked Twilight.

"Well it wasn't really a spell but pure dark energy. Those balls of darkness I threw were balls of pure dark energy and evil. What it did to them was take over their bodies. That's why they're stretching. When I threw one at Shining and Cadance's shield, it took the shield for myself and trapped them."

"Wait. You said take over. What do you mean?", asked Luna.

"It means that anything that gets one off those balls of energy thrown at are at my command. Also, did you get speech lessons Luna?"

"Yes. Besides that, how are you doing that? It is dark magic and it has been illegalized worldwide."

"Dark magic, like you said."

"DARK MAGIC HAS BEEN ILLEGILIZED FOR SAKES OF BEEN TOO INEQUINE(pony version of inhumane)!!!", yelled Celestia.

"Remember that I don't live under your rule?"

"I forgot about that. Curse that infernal polychromatic cube."

"Although, those three are still under your rule", I said pointing to the three additions to our group.

"WHAT?!?!? I CAN'T MAKE BOMBS!?!?", yelled out Logan.

"I CAN'T BURN STUFF!??!", yelled out Alex.

"I'm pretty fine with that actually", said Austin.

"Eeyup", I replied back.

"Tran, how exactly are you a Nightmare and why aren't you evil?", asked Twilight.

"Well, I do have some aspects of being a Nightmare, such as speed, strength, and power. However, unlike most Nightmares, I'm not evil because Nightmares are born evil but I wasn't born a Nightmare and therefore retained my previous personality. How I became it? I will explain later. There are things I want to do." I went to where the CMCs were and lifted the three of them up with one arm. Then I hugged them, crushing them."I still think they are cute." This raised laughter from everyone, even the CMCs I was crushing. I placed them back on the ground and went back to my friends. ."Now that that is over, let’s hear what happened after we were blasted by the Nightmare."

"I'll start!", said Andy. “Back when we were fighting the Nightmare-"

-X-X-X-

Tran just finished killing off our clones and were talking with the Nightmare.

"I have one last trick up my sleeve and the sleeve is metaphorical."

"Okay? What is it?", Tran said.

"This." The Nightmare's horn lit up and a black aura surrounded my three friends and I. The black aura completely blinded me. What happened next felt like I was falling. ‘Wait, I am falling. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!! Oh . One more thing, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!' I fell into a patch of large white dotted red mushrooms. I picked one of them up and looked at it while groaning in pain.

"What in da fuq?", I said. I held the mushroom in front of me and bit into it."Oh my god. It taste like ice-cream." I ate the rest of it and I felt my injuries and bruises disappear. I picked up a couple up and placed them into my backpack. Strangely, the second I placed them into my backpack, they shrunk down into the size of a ping pong. I began to pack more into my backpack until I had about a two hundred.

"Hey guys. Nice joke. Where are we?" I looked around and saw nothing. I started to walk and search more until I saw something that looked like a walking brown mushroom. It was about a foot tall and had a face and large teeth and large eyes and large feet and large teeth and large eyes and large feet and was about a foot tall.(I know it's repetitive, it's Andy)

I stared at it while it stared back at me. Absolute silence filled the air until it was broken by it jumping on my head and biting my head. “GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF! GET OFF!" I threw the goomba onto the ground and shot it with my M9.

-X-X-X-

"Wait, you went to the Mario universe?", Nick asked.

"Yeah", Andy replied.

"What is the Mario universe?", asked Twilight.

"It's a universe where mushroom people rule and there is one man who constantly has to save his wife from one giant turtle that constantly kidnaps her", I  said. I looked at the ponies' faces and saw disbelief.[b["It was a fictional world that was thought up by my kind and was meant for children. That's why it is so random."

"I shit you not, that the mushrooms there are the size of Applebloom. BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled out.

-X-X-X-

I threw the goomba onto the ground and shot it with my M9."Hmmm. I'm in the Marioverse. What to do? What to do?" I took out a mushroom and started eating it.'First count ammo.' I went to a clear field and took off my backpack before placing it on the ground. I took out everything that wasn't a mushroom. ‘Eight dual magazines, so 480 bullets for my KRISS. Six magazines per pistol, so 240 rounds for my M9s. Seven mags for my shotgun, so 112 rounds. 200 stray rounds of various kinds for my guns in my backpack. Five explosive grenades. Two flashbangs. Four pounds of C4. A one litter bottle of water. Five cakes, Don't ask how I fit those in my backpack. A potato. A sandwich.' I repacked my stuff and walked off with my KRISS out.

Fifteen Of Minutes Later

"UUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!! I don't know how my brother can do this. This is SOOOOOOOOO BORING!!" A few seconds later, I was met with a small boy with a mushroom on his head. ‘Da fuq?'

"Hello. I'm toad", it said.

"Somehow, I feel like my brother is stealing my catchphrase."

"What?", Toad asked.

"Nothing. Hi. I'm Andy."

"Can I ask you what are you? The only thing that looks like you is Mario except you are taller than him."

"Mario? Ohhh. Mario. Can you take me to go see him?"

"Sure! Follow me." The two of us walked down a conveniently placed road. Nothing went wrong until the two of us were greeted nicely by a three koopas.

"Give us all your money or we make you", said one of the koopas.

-X-X-X-

"Koopas?", asked Twilight.

"Imagine a large talking turtle that stands biped", I said.

"They come in a lot of different colors", Andy said.

-X-X-X-

"Give us all your money or we make you", said the koopa. I just responded by raising one of my M9s and blowing out their kneecaps. For some reason, the koopas didn't bleed but they did lose one of their legs.

"THAT WAS AWESOME!!! How'd you do that?", Toad asked.

"Magic", I said while waving my hands slowly in an arc over my head. A rainbow was traced out from where my hands arced over my head. The rainbow disappeared after a few seconds. After that mess, the two of us continued our way

Twenty Minutes Later

The two of us reached a large castle surrounded by a small town.

"Welcome to Toad Town, Andy." The two of us walked through the town and I stood out due to the fact that I was five and a half foot tall and everyone else were toads, meaning they were only two feet tall. Everyone was staring at me. The two of us kept on walking until we reached a large castle. We walked inside of the castle. Inside were several more toads and two famous video game figures, Mario and Peach. Mario is a short man who is known for constantly saving princess Peach, his girlfriend wife thing that I don't know about. He can do strange thing. He can literally jump six times his height. He has a hammer than can basically break anything short of stone. His main fighting style is jumping and hammers.

"The coincidence that today, there was a party in the castle", said Toad.

"Hi Toad. May I ask who are you?", asked Princess Peach.

"Hello Princess Peach, you may call me Andy. Can I ask you something?", I said.

"Sure. Go ahead", she replied.

"Doesn't that every time you host a party in this castle, doesn't something go terribly wrong and involves you getting kidnapped by Bowser and Mario needing to go on a ridiculously long adventure to save you, involving him fighting a bunch of weird creatures while gathering a bunch of companion buddy friend creature things and badges and ungodly weird shoes that have the strangest features ever and hammers possessing incredibly destructive capabilities such as capable of destroying random blocks that come from an unknown outside party member."

"Yes, about every single time really. Why would you ask?", asked Peach.

"Oh. Because you are currently hosting a party that will probably end in something going terribly wrong and involves you getting kidnapped by Bowser and Mario needing to go on a ridiculously long adventure to save you, involving him fighting a bunch of weird creatures while gathering a bunch of companion buddy friend creature things and badges and ungodly weird shoes that have the strangest features ever and hammers possessing incredibly destructive capabilities such as capable of destroying random blocks that come from an unknown outside party member AND with me joining him possibly as a companion."

As if on cue, Bowser burst out of a wall on his helicopter, bucket, hovering vehicle, plane, UFO, container, ride thing that was somehow airborne despite the propeller being pointed up and supposed to be causing upward thrust and the bucket having absolutely no balance at all.

"Speak of the devil. Or shall I say the koopa, turtle, tortoise, king, creature, father, kidnapper, supposed sexual predator thing? I honestly don't know what you are."

"I'm a........... actually I don't know what I am. Wait. Why am talking to you?", said Bowser.

"Because I'm trying to create a nice atmosphere through verbal stimuli to allow this party to succeed." Everyone just stood there and looked at me in silence before they face hoofed, clawed, palmed thing.

Bowser jumped out of his helicopter, bucket, hovering vehicle, plane, UFO, container, ride thing and grabbed Peach before jumping back in it and flying away. Mario and I grabbed onto the side of the helicopter, bucket, hovering vehicle, plane, UFO, container, ride thing and held on for life. A few moments in, Bowser realized that the two of us were hanging on his helicopter, bucket, hovering vehicle, plane, UFO, container, ride thing and stomped on our hands, making us fall off.

The two of us fell into a forest and into a pond. I quickly swam to the shore and looked around for Mario. He was nowhere to be found. I looked back at the pond and saw bubbles rising on the surface. I dove back into the pond and swam back to where the bubbles came from and dove. I found Mario at the bottom of the pond and grabbed him before swimming back to the shore and dragging Mario with me. Once out of water, I noticed that he was unconscious, so I did the most logical thing ever. I started pound on his chest with my KRISS. A few moments later, he started spewing water and coughing.

"STOP IT!! STOP IT ALREADY!!! I'M AWAKE!!!", Mario started yelling.

I stopped beating his chest with the buttstock of my KRISS and looked at him."Ok."

"Where did Bowser go off to?", asked Mario.

"Off in that direction", I said while pointing off into the distance where Bowser went, which was north east.

"Oh no. He's heading to his castle."

"Let’s get her back." I pulled the charging of my KRISS while Mario took out a large wooden hammer. The two of us walked through the forest, weapons ready.

-X-X-X-

"That forest was really big. Inside were a lot of monsters and stuff", Andy said.

"Hold on. Got to do something", I said. *SNAP* I changed back into my dormant form and looked at the others.

"What was that for? It's not like you really needed that?", said Twilight.

"Remember that black aura that surrounded me? That wasn't magic. That was a miniature black hole that I was holding back. It sucks the power and energy from the surrounding area. It would have slowly drained you guys of your lives", I replied. “The real black aura is a full blown out black hole and it would suck in any matter but I don't feel like killing everything."

The lot of them stared at me with looks of terror.

"MORE BLACK MAGIC!?!?", yelled out Luna and Celestia.

"Eeyup. It is a result of the Nightmare being part of my soul."

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", yelled Andy.

-X-X-X-

The two of us encountered a large red plant. It was about twenty feet tall and it had teeth bigger than my hand.

"Oh no. IT'S A GIANT PIRANHA PLANT!!!", yelled Mario. I started shooting at the plant with my KRISS and after I emptied the entire mag into the plant, it fell to the ground, Swiss cheesed."That was fast. Usually, it would take me about twenty minutes to fight one of those."

"I'm just a good fighter", I said back in reply.

'I have to conserve ammo if I'm stuck here long. I waste ammo like that and I will run out of bullets in a few fights, especially if I fight Bowser", I thought while reloaded the magazine I shot into the piranha plant. At the death of the plant, it disappeared and a bunch of large gold coins about three inches in diameter appeared. I walked over to the coins and picked them up. The coins shrunk as I placed them into my pocket.

"Why would random plant creatures of the forest be carrying money?", I asked.

"I don't know." I started to reload the KRISS magazine I wasted into the plant with some spare rounds I had in my backpack.

A Few Hours Later

The two of us walked out of the forest and into a small town. A small toad appeared and said, “Welcome to Toadsville."

Mario walked through the town with me following him. “Mario, where are we going?", I asked.

"We need some supplies so we can fight Bowser", he replied.

"Then where are we going?"

"A store."

"Do you know where one is?"

"No."

"Hold on." I walked up to a toad and asked him, “Where is the closest store?"

"Oh. It's that building right there", the toad replied.

The two of us looked where the toad pointed and saw a large building with a large window on the front of it and a giant sign that hung from the roof that clearly stated Mushroom Mart. We walked inside and saw that it was a store that was stereotypical to the stores of the mushroom kingdom of any of the Paper Mario series.

Mario looked at the wares the shopkeeper owned and looked into his pockets. He found nothing except for his hammer. He looked at me and asked, “Do you have any money or anything to sell?"

"Like what?", I asked back.

"Mushrooms, trinkets, knickknacks, stuff like that."

I walked over to the shopkeeper and took off my backpack before placing it on the ground. I tipped it over and thee two hundred mushrooms I placed into it earlier spilled out of it.

The shopkeeper looked at the mushrooms on the ground before saying, “I’ll give you a thousand coins for all of these."

"DEAL!!", I said. He handed me the coins and Mario looked at me in excitement.

"Let’s go shopping", Mario said happily.

A Few Hours Later

In the time that had passed, the two of us bought a lot of supplies. Several mushrooms ironically, a few tonics, eight pow blocks, nine fire flowers, several assorted badges, a few life shrooms, a hammer, and a sandwich, which I ate. In the end, I was left with about eighty coins. Everything we bought, minus the badges, were placed into my backpack. I had the hammer in a crude holster on my waist and some of the badges we bought, I equipped. These badges gave you abilities and you just had to place it on you to use it. Currently, I was using multibounce which allowed you to bounced on an enemy multiple times, a hammer quake which caused miniature earthquakes when using a hammer, a spike shield which protected against spikes and sharp objects, a flame shield which protected against fire, and an electrifying badge which electrified your body to the touch without harming you.

The two of us walked out of town and towards where Bowser was headed. It was a walk of silence until Mario said, “Now that we have this gear, what could possibly go wrong?"

I stared at him with a look of murder. “You just had to say that." I raised my hammer up and walked around. Nothing went wrong until I stepped onto a patch of grass and it gave through. I fell and found myself falling towards a pit of lava."Fuck you Murphy." I turned myself into an alicorn and started flying. I flew down to a small island that was in the middle of the lava pool. I then shot the lock off the chest and opened it.

A couple strength and defense badges were in it. I took it out of the chest and equipped them. I looked back into the chest and found several gold bars. ‘Who in the living hell puts gold bars in a random chest in the middle of a random island in the middle of a  random lava pool in the middle of a random hole in the middle of the forest? Why is there even lava in the forest? Eh more gold for me.' I took the gold bars and placed them into my backpack and the bars shrank to the size of a ping pong. I flew out of the hole and back to Mario who stared in surprise.

"Are you a horse?", Mario asked.

"No. I'm a pony. Big difference." I changed myself back into human.

"I forgot to ask this later, but what are you?"

"I am a human. Exactly like you but bigger. I changed into a pony because I can fly as a pony. I can use magic."

"Oh. So what exactly can you do with magic?"

"I don't know."

*FACE PALM*

-X-X-X-

"Do you have any of the mushrooms?", I asked.

"Yeah." Andy took off his backpack and took a giant red mushroom out of it.

"You're right. They are bigger than the CMCs", said Rainbow Dash.

I picked up the mushroom and bit a tiny chunk of it off. I immediately spat it out and took out a bottle of saki before chugging the entire bottle. “That is ungodly sweet. I know because I am part evil demigod now."

"Really?", said Applebloom. The CMCs went over and tried the mushroom. The others tried the mushroom too. In a few seconds, the large mushroom was devoured.

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled.

-X-X-X-

It was not long until something happened again.

"What could possibly go wrong?", asked Mario.

I stared at him with a look of murder. “STOP SAYING THAT!!! Saying that is like bi-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!" Apparently, I walked off a cliff edge. I fell about three stories before I reached the ground. Fortunately, there were something cushioning my impact. I stood back up and looked around. All around were large green mushrooms and white mushrooms with small hearts.

Mario went down the cliff and went to me, only to get a sight of what I found. “You found ultra shrooms and life shrooms. You are probably the luckiest person ever."

'The irony about me being the unluckiest person ever.' I plucked every single mushroom that was here which was about forty ultra shrooms and twenty life shrooms.

"Let’s go already."

The two of us continued our journey until we had the strange transition from being in a large jungle to immediately going to a large desert.

"What? How? We were just in a forest. How can there be a forest right next to a desert? That makes absolutely no sense", I said,

"It's just the Mushroom Kingdom Andy. Just deal with it", replied Mario.

"Still makes no sense."

"Don't think about. It works doesn't it?"

"Touche." As we traveled, nothing much happened except for a few living cactuses which were dealt with shotgun rounds or 9mm pistol rounds to the face.

-X-X-X-

"Hey Scootaloo. How are you and Diamond Tiara? I thought she had a little crush on you?"

"No she didn't. It was a girly friend type of crush. She thought I was cool and wanted to be friends", Scootaloo replied.

"Now I feel awkward."

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled.

-X-X-X-

The two of us went to a small desert town that was in the game Paper Mario and was named the Dry Dry Outpost. The two of us stopped to eat and drink. While we were eating, a cyan shelled parakooper flew by and stopped in front of Mario.

"PARAKARRY!!!", said Mario. Parakarry was an old companion of Mario’s when Mario helped him find some lost letters. He is also the main mailman in the Mushroom Kingdom.

"Hi Mario. I have a letter for you", Parakarry said while handing Mario a letter.

"Hey Parakarry, can I talk to you for a second?", asked Mario.

"Sure."

"Andy, can you go somewhere else so we can talk alone?"

"Why should I?", I said.

"What could possibly-"

"FINE!" I walked off into the desert to explore a bit. After a few minutes, I heard someone whistling the tune, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star. I went to where it was coming from and saw a large blue mole. “IT’S A WACKA !!!" What is a wacka my friends? it is a rare mole that is native to any part of the Mushroom Kingdom and is near extinct because they were hunted. Why were they hunted? Wackas carry around large cakes known as wacka bumps that are incredibly healthy to the body. Wackas looks like cartoonish role moles sticking out of the ground(think of Blue from Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends) that stick out of the ground. Interesting fact, Wackas are based off of the game wacka mole where you wacked a fake plastic mole with a small mallet, so Fluttershy, don't worry.

I walked to the wacka mole and said, “HI."

"Hello. Today is a picture perfect day, nothing is going to happen(That is what they say in the Paper Mario series[I'm serious])", the wacka said.

"Can I have a wacka bump?", I asked.

"Sure. Us Wackas make these cakes by the bushel. For some reason people hit us to take them", the wacka said.

I took the wacka and looked at it."Can I have another?"

"I don't have that many", said the wacka.

I lifted the wacka from where he was standing and looked at him. He had no legs. He was just like a stump. Just a random stump. I looked down the hole he was standing in and saw literally thousands of wacka bumps. “I thought you didn't have that many?"

"I only have close to three thousand. That's not that much", said the wacka.

I stared at him and stared to take hundreds of the bumps and placing them into my backpack, which still shrunk things to the size of a ping pong. After I had taken about eighty or so, I left and went back to Mario. Parakarry had left already.

-X-X-X-

"So you robbed a random defenseless creature to take his food?", asked Celestia.

"Yes. Duh. I just said that", said Andy.

"That's horrible! Why would you do such a thing?", said Twilight.

"In retrospect, the wacka bumps taste absolutely horrible." Andy took a large round, brown, frisbee-like object of his backpack and gave it to Twilight.

She bit it and immediately spat it out."AAUUGGHH!!! That's horrible!", she said.

I took the cake from her hooves and bit into it."It's crunchy yet chewy. It taste like cardboard. I like it." I ate the rest of the wacka bump and looked at Andy. “No back to the stories?"

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled.

-X-X-X-

The two of us took a train to get close to where Bowser's castle before we would resume the rest of the journey. The two of us sat in our own room in one of the train carts.

"Let’s hope I don't get bothered by flurries or a food mystery or a mob of fans or a crazy ghost child this time", Mario said.

"Let’s hope nothing happens on this train", I said while lying down in a bed to take a nap.

"What could possibly go wrong on this train?", Mario asked.

I shot up from my bed to the floor with one of my M9s in hand the second Mario said that. “REALLY!??!?! HAVEN'T YOU LEARNED!?!?!?"

"What could possibly-", he started.

"MARIO SHUT UP ALREADY!!!"

Less than five seconds after that happened, I heard a loud high pitched scream coming from the other car. This was followed by a bang and someone saying, “ROBBERS!!!"

"Mario, I fucking hate you for saying that."

Mario took out his hammer and walked out the door. I shook my head in anger and followed shortly after with a M9 in my hand. I was met with a shy guy pointing a large black cannon pointed to me. I went back in the room as the shy guy fired and missed. I ran back out and shot the shy guy twice in the face, only for the bullet to be stopped by his mask. “Now that is bullshit", I said. I ran to the shy guy and jumped over him, landing behind him. I shot him in the back of the head twice and he fell to the ground dead before disappearing. Then the cannon turned around by itself and aimed at me."That's right. Cannons in the Marioverse are alive." The cannon fired and narrowly missed me. I took out one of my grenades and threw it in the barrel of the cannon. A few seconds passed as the cannon tried to aim at me before it exploded. “Finally." Unfortunately, the battle was not over. I forgot that the bullets the cannons shot were also alive and were known as bullet bills. One of the bullet bills slammed into my back and knocked me to the ground, M9 knocked away. The bullet bill tried to slam into me again but resulted in the bullet bill going through the floor and being ran over by a track accidently. “Finally. Again." Still unfinished, another bullet bill the cannon shot from earlier and slammed into my back. I pulled out my M1216 and unloaded three rounds into it, killing it. I picked up my M9 and holstered it while moving through the other carts. More shy guys were present in the other carts, which were met with 12 gauge rounds to the face, killing them and making them disappear without Mario.

I went back into my cart and Mario was in it."Never say that again." I began to reload my empty mags an the M9 mag I used. Then I realized I was out of extra 9mm rounds and 12 gauge shells. I had an empty 1216 mag, four empty M9 mags, and two empty KRISS mags.

The train stopped and a conductor said,"LAAAAAAAAST STOOOOOOP!!!"

The two of us walked out and continued our adventure towards where Bowser's castle was supposed to be.

"Mario, you and Peach should really get a guard or security detail. Look at the past, Peach has been kidnapped probably twenty times by now and every single time, you have to come and save her. It's absolutely ridiculous."

-X-X-X-

"Andy, weren't you any random like your usual self during the adventure you had?", Ike asked.

"Nope. I didn't want to be random because that world is already strange enough. They had floating block of bricking that was only destroyable by touching the bottom", Andy replied.

"Okay?"

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled.

-X-X-X-

It was not long until the two of us found Bowser's castle. Maybe it was due to the fact that Bowser's castle was bigger than any other castle that existed in the Mushroom Kingdom or maybe it was the only thing in a few hundred miles that was taller than four hundred feet.

The two of us walked up to the door and Mario tried the large gate that was on the front of the castle.

"Darn it. It's locked", Mario said.

"Go behind that rock Mario", I said. He quickly did as I said as I took out the four pounds of C4 I had. I placed it on the door before placing a blasting cap and a detonator on it. I wasn't able to make pipe bombs out of nothing like my brother but I was able to make a simple explosive charge if I had everything at hand. I went behind the rock where Mario was. He had out his hammer. I unslung my KRISS and held it in my right hand for the incoming battle while the detonator was in my left hand. Then out of nowhere, a large armored koopa walked out of the gate, leaving it open as he walked away.

"That was convenient", said Mario. The two of us went up to the gate and I took off the explosive and disassembled it as Mario walked inside the castle.

-X-X-X-

"Why would you do that?", asked Logan

"What?", Andy asked.

"Not make a unneeded explosion in a perfect situation that doesn't need an explosion?"

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", said Andy.

-X-X-X-

The two of us walked through the castle and were only bothered by few enemies which were met with bullets to the face. For some reason, no one wanted to check why there were loud gunshots coming from random parts of the castle. It was not long until we were met with one of the kooplings.

"We meet again Mario", said Larry koopa. “You know I have to stop you."

I aimed my M9 in his face and shot him three times. This made him die and disappear. After that encounter, we met the other kooplings they were met with the same thing as Larry. The same thing happened to Bowser Jr. Soon we found the door that usually led to Bowser's throne and for some reason Bowser usually was in his throne room sitting. Think of it like this, would you really be sitting on a throne all the time, as if you are waiting for someone to break into your castle and for you to fight. It was ridiculous.

-X-X-X-

"Ridikulus", I said.

"I still hate how you say that", Andy said.

"Hah. I can say normal but that is a result of me purposely saying it like that. Ridikulus is how I normally say that."

"I STILL HATE IT!!!"

"Too bad."

"BACK TO THE STORIES!!!", Andy yelled.

-X-X-X-

The two of us broke down the door and rushed into the room. Bowser was sitting on his throne and Peach was tied up next to the throne. Almost immediately, I pointed my KRISS at him.

"Let Princess Peach go Bowser", said Mario.

"You're gonna have to fight me to get her", Bowser said.

"This is too easy", I said. I aimed my KRISS at him and opened fired.................. only for the bullets to be deflected off of his shell when he hid inside his shell from the gunfire. “Or not." Bowser ran at me and tackled me to the ground, knocking my KRISS from me. He rushed at Mario and punched him into a wall. In turn, Mario dodged teh punch and swung his hammer at Bowser, hitting him in the face. While laying on the ground, I took out one of my M9s and aimed it at Bowser, who was turned around fighting Mario at the time. Since his back was only showing, his shell was only showing which meant bullets still didn't work on him. I hesitated for a bit until I ran at Bowser with a frag grenade out. I jumped on the back of his shell, which resulted in him retracted his appendages into his body. Then Bowser started to spin in his shell. It went faster and faster and faster and faster and faster and faster until I flew off of his shell and impacted a wall. Coincidentally, I landed right where my KRISS was. I picked it up and reloaded it while Mario was jumping on Bowser. I ran up to him, grenade still in hand and used my telekinesis to throw the grenade at Bowser, which landed in his mouth. Then I realized something.................................. I forgot to pull the pin. The grenade soon fell out of his mouth so I went to Mario's side and aimed an M9 at him. I shot at his soft underbelly and it worked. Bowser was getting heavily injured from getting shot in the chest and was staggering back heavily. Unfortunately, an M9 only holds fifteen rounds. The second my M9 ran out of ammo, Bowser tackled me down. I held onto him as I was tackled and tried the grenade trick again, except I did take out the pin this time. I ran from where Bowser tackled me and grabbed Mario before running behind a wall for cover. The resulting explosion from the grenade shook the foundation of the room. The two of us walked out and looked at the carnage, only to see Bowser still standing. “WHAT?!?!?! I CALL HAX!!!" I aimed my 1216 at him and open fire with a magazine filled with explosive rounds. After the 16 rounds were expended, I looked at Bowser and saw that he was still standing but not moving. I walked up to him and lightly tapped his shell, resulting in him falling to the ground. “Ummmm. We won?"

-X-X-X-

"After that whole ordeal, Mario and Peach threw another party, this time without someone kidnapping her. Despite being a relatively short adventure compared to his other adventures, it was going into the story books, most likely due to the efficiency of my guns. Then I became a bounty hunter and a guy who did odd jobs for money. About a month later my brother literally popped out of what looked like a tear in fabric that was floating out of nowhere and told me to get my things before he pulled me into whatever it was", Andy said. “I managed to get 12 strength badges, 12 defense badges, 12 health badges, a spike shield, a multibounce, a powersmash, a quake hammer badge, a wooden hammer, a shock badge, 80 fire flowers, 90 pow blocks, 30 tonics, 140 ultra shrooms, 100 super shrooms, 200 normal mushrooms, 60 life shrooms, 50 ultra jellies, 60 super jellies, 50 normal jellies, 8 bars of gold, 347.314159265358979323846264338327950288419716939937510 coins, and a fried potato."

"What do those other ones do?", asked Twilight.

"Strength badges make you stronger, defense badges make you more resilient to damage, health badges allow you to be harmed more and keep on going,  a spike shield allows you to stand on spikes and not get hurt, a multbounce allows you to bounce on someone multiple times without falling off, a powersmash doubles hammer strength with the use of a small amount of energy,  a quake hammer badge lets you make earthquakes with a hammer with the use of a small amount of energy, a shock badge electrifies your body without harming yourself and it harms anyone that touches you when they fight you, fire flowers are flowers that spew out fire when planted or squeezed, pow blocks are miniature contained earthquakes, tonics cure any form of body ailment, jellies replenish energy, and the other stuff is normal as it is. After going through the portal, we went back here right when those griffons tried to kill you."

"Time for my story", said Ike."Back when the Nightmare blasted us........"

-X-X-X-

Tran just finished killing off our clones and were talking with the Nightmare.

"I have one last trick up my sleeve and the sleeve is metaphorical."

"Okay? What is it?", Tran said.

"This." The Nightmare's horn lit up and a black aura surrounded my three friends and I. The black aura blinded us.

After the black aura that surrounded us disappeared, I flew into something hard and I felt like I was just punched in the gut by Nick. I stood up, despite the pain, and looked around. It looked like I was in some kind of village set in a swamped area. I walked around but a few seconds passed and I heard gunshots coming about a hundred yards away from me. I ran towards teh source of the gunshots and saw four figures shooting zombies and lots of them.

'I'M IN The NAZI ZOMBIEVERSE!?!?!?', I thought.

-X-X-X-

"What is a Nazi?", asked Twilight.

"Twilight, back on our world, we had many wars. One of the major wars we had was World War II. World War II is what is it was. A world at war for the second time. There were two sides, the Axis and the Allies. The Allies was the good side. The Axis was the bad side. Four main countries made up the Allies, the United States of America, Great Britain, France, and the Soviet Union. Three main countries made up the bad side, Italy, Japan, and Germany. From the Axis side of the war, Germany was there. Germany previously lost in the first world war we had thirty years previous to World War II and was paying a huge amount of war dept. The loss of World War I also forced the Germans to demilitarize their nation from a requirement of a surrender. World War II started because the Germans were trying to undo the effects of World War I. The loss of the first world war was followed by a lot of poverty and dept. During that time of poverty, one man rose up and became dictator, Adolf Hitler. He decided to blame everything on a race of people they had, even though they were innocent. Hitler blamed Jews for everything bad that happened to them. Jews were a race of people that was just a different religion than anyone else. Even though the Jews were innocent, he blamed the Jews for everything. This caused a lot of things. One, he imprisoned all the with the help of what was called the Third Reich, his personal guard. After imprisoning them, Hitler ordered mass sanctions of murders. Genocide happened. This is where Nazis come in. Nazis were members of the Third Reich. They were elite soldiers. They helped in the genocide. Jews were killed by the train full, they were poisoned, forced into slavery, starved, tortured, experimented on by scientists to make better weapons. Every day, a Nazi would kill, beat, shoot, stab, poison hundreds of Jews. No Jew were safe from this. This happened to even children. In the end of the war, the entire world population of Jews dropped 70%. Out of the entire world, 70% was killed. Just from one country out of hundreds of nations killed two thirds of the population of an entire race. The soldiers of that liberated containment and imprisonment camps that were used to imprison, kill, or use the Jews looked into the camp and experienced many horrors. They saw mass numbers of corpses. The living areas contained diseases and infection. There was no food. Anyone that managed to survive the ordeal was left starved down to the bone. This event scared the entire world even today, seventy years later. Nazis were probably the worst people that ever existed. In the end, about six million Jews were killed. About one million of them children. There were others killed such as prisoners of war. With the others added, the Nazis killed about twelve million people. If it weren't for the fact that the Nazis lost the war, they would have killed an entire species. That is what a Nazi is", I said.

The ponies stared at me with looks of horror. The most notable pony was Pinkie Pie, whose mane was deflated and her pink coat was visibly darkened.

"How can one nation decide to kill an entire race?", asked Celestia.

"That is why Nazis were considered one of the most evil beings that ever existed." I held up my hand and made a ball of dark energy again, except of being black in my Nightmare form, it was white. The ball exploded and made a bright flash.

"I think I'm going to continue the story", said Ike.    

-X-X-X-

"OOH JOY!", Richtofen said after he shot the head off of a zombie. Richtofen is an insane psychopathic Nazi doctor who experimented on live human subjects. He captured his three companions in zombie slaughter. He is also the reason why all of the zombies existed in that universe.

"It took you long enough to get one of them", said an American by the name of Tank Dempsey. Tank Dempsey is the average American badass soldier. He has the congressional medal of honor, the highest award that can be awarded in the United States. He has been captured by the enemy before. What happened was he broke out of his prison and killed every single one of the enemy with just the bobby pin from his congressional medal of honor.

"Shut up. I have hangover", said a Russian by the name of Nikolai Belinsky. Nikolai Belinsky is a Russian who is known for being one of the most brutal. Most of the time he is drunk yet he is still able to surpass anyone. If he wasn't drunk, how good is he?

I unslung my AK47 joined their assault on the zombies. I shouldered my AK47 and fired. A minute passed by and the wave of zombies stopped. I looked at the four blood stained men and said, “HI?"

"Kirr them arr", said Takeo. Takeo was an Asian who was bound to the code of honor. He usually spoke in proverbs and he was exceptionally skilled with a sword.

The four of them pointed their guns at me. In return I pointed my AK at them.

"Who the fuck are you?", asked Dempsey.

"I have never met someone arong the rikes of you", said Takeo.

"Can we kill him already?", asked Nikolai.

"HEY! Why would you kill me? You've never met me before?", I said.

"Hmmmm. What side are zou on?", asked Edward.

"The one that gets to kill zombies", I replied.

"What iz zour name?", asked Edward

"Ike", I replied.

"What iz zour occupation?", asked Edward.

"Guitarist."

"What is a guitarist doing in a zombie infested swamp. You are bullshitting us", said Nikolai.

"What weapons do you have?"

"An AK 47, double barreled shotgun, .44 M29 revolver, .357 python, and some knives."

"AK47? As in Avto Kalashnikov?", asked Nikolai.

"Yes?"

"HAH! I knew that man. He made good gun", said Nikolai.

"This one is mine by the way", I said while holding my AK47 away from Nikolai.

"What happens if I take it from you?", Nikolai said.

"What happens if I shoot you with it", I said back in reply.

"I like him", said Tank.

"We must get ready for the next round. How many burrets do you have?", asked Takeo.

"I have enough. Just for a-" I started before loud growling and thunder came from nowhere.

"FETCH ME THEIR SOULS!!!", yelled out a random voice.

"FETCH THE GRENADE FIDO!!!", Tank yelled out in a maniacal voice.

Large zombie dogs burst from the bolts of lightning that were striking the ground. The five of us fired at the zombie dogs. With the firepower of our weapons, the dogs were having trouble with trying to kill us. Takeo had a type 99 and a M14. Richtofen had a mp40 and a luger, Tank had a Thompson and a BAR, and Nikolai had a PPSH and a trench gun. Soon, the dogs managed to get within biting range of us and I was tackled down. It bit me on the shoulder and Nikolai shot it off with his shotgun. I stood back up and felt a surge of pain echoed through my body. Richtofen walked over to me and withdrew a syringe and took a sample of my blood, even though there were still zombie dogs.

"Interesting. Zour blood glows in ze dark", he said. He held up the syringe and it was giving off a light glow in the dark. He took out another needle and injected into my arm. The pain went away and I looked at him. “It iz morphine dummkoft. Get back to ze slaughtering."

I went back into the shooting of the dogs. The wave of dogs soon stopped and they were all slaughtered in a matter of minutes. I went back to the others and looked at them. The bite wound on my shoulder was leaking glowing blood. A few seconds passed between the exchange of looks and I fell to the ground, unconscious.

-X-X-X-

"I never did figured out why my blood glowed", said Ike.

"Ike, your blood glows because of the magic you have in your system. Creatures of great magical power have glowing blood because it is a sign that you possess a high amount of  raw magic", said Celestia.

"Mine doesn't. Mine sucks the surrounding light out of the area", I said.

"I don't believe you", said Logan.

I looked at him before withdrawing a pitch white kukri from my sheath and cutting my wrist. The wound on my hand bled a small amount of blood before it sealed up completely and showed no sign of me slicing my own wrist. The blood that was present on the ground was pitch black and was literally making the area around it darker. “Part Nightmare. Remember?"

"I woke up....", Ike began again.

-X-X-X-

I woke up on the ground and saw that I was in the back of what looked like WWII GMC troop carrier. I touched my shoulder where the hell hound bit me and felt bandages. I looked around the back of the carrier and saw Richtofen, Nikolai, and Takeo. “What happened?"

"A zombie dog bit zou and infected zou wit ze zombie virus. For some reason, ze virus didn't infect zou and bonded with zou like us", explained Richtofen."Zou should zee the effects of it." I looked around and saw a counter of numbers on the right side of my eye. This meant I was able to use Nazi zombie physics.

"I was hoping you die because I wanted your gun", said Nikolai.

"Do not steal a warrior's weapons. Weapons are a warrior's most valuable possessions", said Takeo.

"It might be because I have already been in contact with the zombie virus before and have built up a light immunity to it". said Ike.

"How? I must hear zis reason", said Richtofen.

"You don't need to know", I said.

A Few Hours Later

The truck stopped at a large building. Many of us would have known it as Der Riese.

"Why are we going inside?", I asked.

"We need bullets dumbass", said Tank.

The five us walked into the building with our guns drawn.

"Let’s hope there aren't any zombies", I said.

"Zamantha will find ze way to find us", said Richtofen. The five of us heard a growl and aimed our guns at where it came from. Eight zombies stumbled out of a door and ran at us. The five of us opened fired and mowed down the zombies within a few seconds. A max ammo perk floated above one of the corpses and I walked to it. I grabbed it and held it in my hand. “Crush it in zour hand to use it."

"Why don't we save it for later? We still have ammo", I said while placing the perk into my backpack. It turned out, perks have to be crushed to be used. Nearly all of the perks were like a strong glass bottle, brittle but still strong. The perk shrunk down about the size of a beer bottle when I placed it into my backpack.

Soon, more zombies came and tried to kill us. The five of us split up. Everyone was by themselves and I was with Richtofen. The two of us ran through the facility, guns blazing. Out of nowhere, Richtofen stopped and went in front of a soda machine.

"What the fuck are you doing Richtofen?", I asked.

"It iz ze perk machine", replied Richtofen.

-X-X-X-

"What is a perk machine?", asked Twilight.

"It is a machine that distributes perks", Ike replied. “Perks are bottles of a brew that you drink that gives you abilities."

-X-X-X-

"What perk is it?", I asked.

"Juggernog", replied Richtofen. He pressed a button on the machine and a soda bottle containing a red perk popped out. He quickly drank the bottle and smashed it on the ground. Then he faced the zombies and continued to shoot the zombies. I went up to the perk machine and looked at it. It showed, “Juggernog 2500 points." I didn't have enough points and just picked the lock to the machine and took out several bottles. I drank about thirteen of the bottles until I continued killing zombies. I quickly noticed the effects of the juggernog as I felt more powerful. A zombie snuck up behind me and bit me. It barely left a wound on my shoulder. I unholstered my .357 and shot it in the face, making its head explode. Then I went back to Richtofen.

The two of us continued moving through the building until the two of us went to a door. Richtofen opened a door and saw a large box on a stand on the ground. “I found ze mystery box." From what I remembered about this world, the mystery box was a magical box that randomly gave you weapons at random when you opened it. He went to the box and opened it. The roulette of weapons went by and it gave him a Fg42 which replaced his luger. He then said something in German that I didn't understand. I didn't try the box because I was busy shooting the zombies. Soon, Nikolai and Tank joined us and tried the mystery box. Tank tried the box and got a M1919 .30-06 Browning machine gun which he used to replace his Thompson. He tried it again and got a Panzershrek which he used to replace his BAR. Nikolai tried the box and got a molotov which he took. He tried it again and got bouncing betties. He tried it again and got a Tokarov. He tried again and got a grenade. He tried one last time and got a 7.92 Mauser MG42 which he used to replace his PPSH. Takeo tried the box and got the .57 Soviet PTRS which he replaced his M14 with. He tried it again and got a .357 magnum which he used to replace his Type 99 with. I tried the mystery box and got bouncing betties, which I took. I tried it again and got molotovs, which I took. I tried it again and got a grenade, which I took. I tried it again and got the ray gun, a weapon that fired beams of explosive energy at you, which I also took. I tried it again and got the wonderwaffe, a weapon that shot lightning at you, which I also took. Unlike the others, I carried more than two weapons.

The five of us separated to try out our new toys. I ran through the mental asylum spraying at zombies with the ray gun, making zombies' heads explode. Soon I made it to another perk machine, speed cola. Speed cola was a perk that allowed you to reload your weapons faster. I did the same thing to the speed cola machine as I did with the juggernog machine and drank about thirteen of the perks. I continued on through the facility, looking for more perks until I found another perk, double tap root beer, which made you shoot faster. I did the same to the machine as I did with the other perk machines and drank only two though. I ran through the facility shooting zombies and picking up dropped perks, mainly max ammo only because the other perks I picked up was used instantly.

-X-X-X-

"What is with you and the number 13?", asked Logan.

"Ehh. It quickly turned into a meme for me and I did it with every other perk machine I found. Every time you drank one of those perks for a second time, it increased the effect by a bit. Thirteen seemed like a good number", replied Ike.

-X-X-X-

Soon the five of us met up again and decided to advance on. Richtofen convinced us to try the teleporters, which we did agree to, despite not entirely trusting the German Nazi doctor. Tank and Nikolai went to turn on the power as the rest of us defended an area that was the teleporter. Soon the electric door to the teleporter opened and the three of us walked inside, waiting for the others. Tank and Nikolai came back and joined us in the teleported, followed by zombies. I took out my wonderwaffe and shot it at the zombies. I kept on firing as Rochtofen started the teleporter. Strangely, the bolts of lightning that was coming out of my wonderwaffe was absorbed into the machine. I was blinded by a bright white flash and was stumbling around for a few seconds. When the flash stopped, I stepped out of the machine, rubbing my eyes. I looked around and saw two sets of stairs leading up to a small balcony that led to the same room we were in.

"Hmmmm. Zis looks like ze theater I was going to introduce ze indentations of group 935. I zink we are in ze Kino Der Toten Theater", said Richtofen. He spotted something in the corner and he walked to it. He picked it up and walked back to us. It was a German Newspaper. “Nazi zombies ravage ze country. Military failz in hopez of containment. October 9th, 1957", he read. “I zink ze wonderwaffe overloaded the teleported and zent us through time."

'What!? World War II ended in 1945", I thought. Then we heard growling. So much growling. Several zombies came swarmed at the windows that were present in the building and were trying to break in. The five of us still had our weapons and were happily obliged to use them. I bought a door and the five of us went into it while getting chased by zombies. The five of us noticed the zombies were getting a bit stranger. Instead of stumbling around, the zombies were actually walking and running with ease. The others, minus Richtofen, probably didn't notice over shooting the zombies. The five of us advanced through two more doors and were on a large stage.

On the stage was the mystery box. Richtofen tried it and got a FAMAS which he used to replace his FG42. He tried it again and he got a FN Fal which he used to replace his Mp40. Tank tried it and got a HK21 which he used to replace his M1919. He tried it again and got a M4 commando which he used to replace his Panzershrek. Takeo tried it and got SPAS-12 which he use to replace his trench gun. He tried it again and got a AUG which he used to replace his PTRS. Nikolai tried it and got a monkey bomb, which he took. He tried it again and got a RPK which he used to replace his MG42. He tried it again and got a china lake which he used to replace his other weapon.

Richtofen turned on the power to the building a large drape separating the stage to the seats opened. Tank and I went to link the teleported as Richtofen and the others went to turn on the teleporter. The two of us went to the link pad while shooting at zombies simultaneously.

"How does this work?", asked Tank.

"Maybe it’s the giant red button that says link to teleporter", I said back.

Tank grumbled a bit and pressed the button. We heard a light buzz from it before we started to run back to the teleporter. The five of us went into the teleporter and teleported into a small projector room with a large machine that was labeled Pack-A-Punch. I remembered this machine would upgrade and improve your weapon if you placed your weapon into the front of fit. Richtofen placed in his FN FAL and FAMAS into it then got it back. Tank placed in his HK21 and M4 commando before taking it back. Nikolai did the same thing with his RPK and china lake. I did the same thing with my wonder weapons and two revolvers.

I held the freshly upgraded .357 Colt Python as the five of us teleported back to the link pad and zombies rushed us. Nikolai threw a monkey bomb and all the zombies chased after it. He then took out his china lake and fire the five highly explosive grenades at the zombies that were chasing the monkey bomb. The explosion rocked the entire building and killed every zombie. We kept on killing the zombies while we waited for the teleporter to charge up again. A few minutes passed before we it had enough power to be linked. We did the same as before and linked the teleported and link bad and the five of us went into the teleporter while shooting the zombies. I pulled out my wonderwaffe and shot the zombies with lightning as Richtofen activated the teleporter.

A bright flash enveloped my eyesight as the five of us moved through time. As the flash of light disappeared, I saw that I wasn't in a theater anymore but in a heavily damaged bus. I looked around for the others and saw no one. I went to the front of the bus and saw a strange looking android. It's eyes lit up and it said, “Welcome aboard! Please have a seat. Thank you for choosing Consolidated Coach Corporation Bus Lines. We know it is a big decision who you ride with, and we are privileged to have been chosen."

I stepped out of the bus and looked around. I was at a bus diner. Then I started hearing a voice in my head that I recognized as Richtofen's voice.

"Oh lookie lookie. Zou are still alive. Too bad zou are right here and not up here wiz uz. Zou will die!"

At that, zombies started bursting from the ground and coming at me. I took out my AK47 and started shooting at them as I ran.

-X-X-X-

"From there I survived for about two week, trying to run from Richtofen's zombies. I don't know how, but he gained control of the zombies. Every day I just killed zombies and looked for things of value", Ike said.

"How did you come back?", asked Logan.

"Well, one day.....", Ike started.

-X-X-X-

It was a normal day I would usually have while surviving in the Nazi zombie verse. Just walking around a destroyed town looking for food and something along the likes of that. I shot a zombie in the face with my double barreled shotgun and it dropped a insta-kill. I took the perk and used it. I took out my knife and started stabbing the zombies. All was well until I made it to a bus depot. I looked inside and saw four people running around killing zombies that were trying to break into the depot through windows.

"Get your ass in gear Marlton. You don't need me saving your ass all the time", a female voice called out.

"Yeah yeah yeah. Shut up already", called out a male voice.

Out of nowhere Tran came out of the bus that was behind me and looked at me. "Get your stuff, we're going back home", Tran said.

"Let’s just go. I already have it all", Ike said.

Tran unsheathed the white katana he had on his back and sliced it through the air. The result brought open what looked like a large tear in a piece of fabric that was floating in the air. The two of us jumped through it and went through it.

-X-X-X-

"After that, I met up with the others as we traveled to the Mario world to get Andy", Ike said. “From that ordeal, I got the wonderwaffe, ray gun, the speed cola perks, the juggernog perks, the double tap root beer perks, six max ammos, three death machines, and a nuke. The perks I drank left a really big effect on me. The juggernog made me able to withstand medium to major wounds and keep on going. I have been shot in the face with a 12 gauge slug and kept on going. The speed cola I drank increased the skill of my hands. The double tap root beer I drank makes me shoot twice as fast with my non automatic weapons."

"What is a nuke?", asked Celestia.

"A nuke is humanity’s most powerful weapon", I said.

"You possess one of these?", asked Luna.

"Yes. I'm handing it to Tran because I trust him with this type of stuff. He may be insane but he knows what to do", said Ike while handing me a small glowing nuke. It was about the size of a football and it was exactly the same as I remembered from the game. I took it and placed it into my backpack.

"Time for my story", said Nick. “Back when the Nightmare blasted us and........"