There are three things that connect Fool's Gold, Short Fuse and Ambra together. First is that they do not have any money. Second is that they are idiots. The third is that the narrator does not care about them very much.
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One is a former host club employee down on his luck, taking any odd job to get back the money he once had.
One is a former royal guard out of her element, having been forced into early retirement for her violent tendencies.
One is a former letter carrier, whose claims of narcolepsy are jotted down as her simply being unbelievably lazy.
One is a narrator, trying to make some sense out of their antics and build a comprehensible story.
Together they intend to get rich: it all goes downhill from there.
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Chapter 1: Adversity makes strange (and often vulgar) bedfellows [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 31st, 2013
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Chapter 2: Any publicity is the type that will get you in trouble at some point! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 28th, 2013
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Chapter 3: First impressions last only to the point where you go have a drink together. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 22nd, 2013
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Chapter 4: There's no fool like an old fool who thinks he's right! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 15th, 2013
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Chapter 5: Use your monkey wrench for monkey business only! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
May 3rd, 2013
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Chapter 6: The way to a wrestler's heart is under his loincloth. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jul 16th, 2013
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Chapter 7: A picture is worth a thousand bit fine if you paint it on a public wall! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Mar 8th, 2014
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Chapter 8: Sisters are blossoms in the garden of carnivorous plants. [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]
Jun 5th, 2014
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