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Beat up the bad guys, shoot magic out of your fist, slap a changeling in the face with a sausage and kiss the Princesses when you're done. Sounds like a plan.
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When Twilight was young, she used to sit on the balcony and look down at the statues in the royal garden. At the strange creatures of fur and armour and feathers and horns, and just...wonder on them.

And out of all of them, out of the unique draconequus and the rare Cyclops and the terrifying Invention Monkey, one particular statue always caught her eye.

Four...blocky, for lack of a better word, knights. Frozen in perfect formation, their heads hidden deep within the confines of their helmets. Each one stuck in the same pose, for as long as she'd known them.

And beneath them, engraved into the stone they were a part of, was a simple message.

"Wake us when something fun happens or Celestia stops being a bitch, whichever comes first."


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62,268 words: Estimated 4 Hours, 10 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

7 Chapters:

  1. Castle Crashing the Basement [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 21st, 2013
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  2. Castle Crashing the Village [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 10th, 2013
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  3. Castle Crashing the Road [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 10th, 2013
    7,405
  4. Castle Crashing the Palace [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 8th, 2013
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  5. Castle Crashing the Tower [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 8th, 2013
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  6. Castle Crashing the Garden [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 15th, 2013
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  7. Castle Crashing the Party [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 23rd, 2013
    13,150
Published Jan 25th, 2013
Last Update Jun 23rd, 2013

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