Dead Rising Case: Equetdemic

by Immortan Joe

First published 21st of January, 2013

Frank West was in the midst of battle with his one and only foe TK during their battle Frank West about to defeat him when all of a sudden a bright flash of light engulfed both men sending them both into a unkown world.

In his battle against TK in the fortune city arena. Frank West was just about to defeat TK, when all of a sudden both men where caught in a blinding flash of light sending them both to a unknown world...
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Prologue

TK ran foward grabbing Frank by his throat blood dripping off his upper right part of his forehead. A wicked grin spreaded across his bruised face as he stared deep into Frank's eyes. Frank planted his hands on TK's chest trying to force him off but he couldn't find the strength to do so. TK Proceeded to push Frank towards the edge of the cat-walk. "You gotta be able to risk it all." He said quoting a line from the old terror is reality show. He rammed Frank against the guard rail of the balacony Frank peeked over the guard rail to see dozens of zombies and special infected glaring up at them with hungry looks in their eyes.

'Shit' Frank thought quickly trying to figure out a plan to get out of the situation he was in at this very moment. Still TK continued to quot his favorite line, "If you ever wanna win-" quickly an idea came into Franks mind. He moved his hands under TK's arms and twisted his body violantly, lifting TK off the ground and over the railing.

"BIG!"

TK yelled with a look of defeat in his eyes as he plummeted to depths below. The zombies roared with delight and raised there arms to catch there next meal which was plummeting towards them. With a sigh of relief Frank sat back relaxing only for a moment before getting back up to go help Rebecca. But before Frank could even reach her there was a bright flash of light which engulfed the entire arena blinding Frank causing him to step back and slip on TK's mic which he then fell back, hitting his head on the floor of the cat-walk causing his entire world to swirl into darkness.

Author's Notes:

Hello and welcome to my D.R cross over. I've been looking foward to writing this for a while really. Deadrising is actually one of my most favorite zombie series for a while now. And not to long ago I have just completed Off the Record and thats when I was positive to start writing this.
Please anyone who reads this story. If you find any sort mistake or has ab idea that could contribute to the story, please post in the comment section below.

Chapter 1: A Whole New World

Frank woke up in a daze; the world blurred and swayed his back felt weird as if he was laying on a soft bed. He smiled and laid his head back in comfort. He just wanted to lay there all day and sleep. But then the memorys of TK and Rebecca's gunshot wound flooded his mind. Frank snapped out of his stupor, tilting his head he looked around confused he realized he wasn't in the arena anymore. He was in a small open field surronded by trees. 'What the Hell?' Frank thought to himself, 'Where am I?' he ran his hand across the ground realizing the soft bed he was on was grass.

Frank sat up from where he was laying there was a loud crack coming from his back causing Frank to wince."Ouch!" Frank yelped reaching for his back. A nearby groan reached Frank's ears causing him to snap his head back "Hello?" he called out, his eyes darting left and right. Another faint moan drew his attention towards a few bushs to his left. Slowly Frank climbed up onto his feet, stumbling slightly he slowly made his way towards the bushs to inspect the strange moaning he had been hearing. "Hello?" Frank said peering over the bushs. The moan then caught him by the ears looking down a large lump caught in Frank's throat.

There TK laid behind the bushs unconsciousness. Frank was stunned, was he dreaming?... No he didn't feel like he was dreaming. Then what the Hell was going on? TK stirred his eyes shook and slowly began to open. "Oh crap!" Frank yelped jumping back readying himself for yet another fight. TK then stood up and just like Frank looked around confused, TK looked around until his eyes fell on one particuler foe. TK's eyebrows furrowed then his expression softend then he began to slowly clap.

"Well well well. Isn't this convient Frankie I'm not dead. Yet the last thing I remember is you throwing me off the cat-walk and look at where we are right now!" He motioned his hand around at the field. Frank frowned and glared at TK

"Where are we TK!?" Frank yelled at TK, TK laughed

"How the Hell am I supposed to know Frankie?" TK said stretching out his arms causing each one to pop. Frank approached TK getting ready to hit him. "Oh! So now you wanna fight?" TK said casting his right arm to the side. Frank grabbed TK by the collar and pulled him in close.

"You better tell me where the Hell we are TK. Or I'll beat the shit out of you so hard, you're gonna wish that you actually hit the ground when I threw you off that cat-walk." TK's eyes got wide and in a mimicking voice he said,

"Aw please Mr.West don't beat me up I'm sorry for all those times I tried to kill you back at Fortune City. I swear I learned my lesson and I will never do it-" Before Frank could even let TK fininsh Frank's fist collieded into TK's face knocking him to the ground clutching his nose.

"Ah! Fuck man learn to take a joke!" Frank glared at TK who was stumbling back onto his feat blood dripping from his nostrils.

"And everthing you say just pisses me off!"

TK glared at Frank, rage boiling up inside, and with a smirk TK lunged at Frank shoving him in the chest. Catching him off gaurd Frank fell over and onto the ground. When Frank landed on his back he felt something in his jacket smack against his chest something pretty heavy. When Frank stood up he reached into his jacket to figure out that he had a loaded handgun on him all this time.

'Well isn't this just covienent.' Frank thought as he stood up and revealing the handgun Frank aimed right at TK. TK raised an eyebrow.

"Well that just ain't fair now Frankie." TK said. "How come I don't get a weapon?" Frank respounded with the flick of a switch as he turned the gun's safety off.

"I guess your game is over TK." Before Frank could respound with the pull of the gun's trigger. TK bounded for the trees Frank fired off one shot but only getting TK by a slight graze of his left sholder. 'Dammit!' Frank thought. 'There's no way I can keep up with him'

Frank frowned shoving the gun back into his jacket 'Wait' Frank drew a large smile across his face.'He forgot about his Zombrex'

As fast as Frank's smile came it quickly faded away.

"OH SHIT ZOMBREX!"

As if on cue Frank's watch began to beep signaling the time he is supposed to take his dose of Zombrex. He quickly began to pat down his coat looking for any sign of Zombrex. Praying that TK might have forgot to loot him before there fight back at the arena.

With a sigh of relief Frank pulled out three boxs of Zombrex. "Oh thank God Zombrex!" Just above the sun slowly began to set apon the new world. In the distance Frank heard the sound of distant animals howling as the night crawlers began to creep out of their homes. Frank looked around then quickly ripped open the box taking out the syringe and injecting himself with the drug. Frank sighed again with relief as he shot the fluids into his body, with that done he took the other two boxs and shoved them into his jacket.

"I now have 72 hours to get back home." Frank said with a smirk. "Again how convient it's like I always have 72 hours to get out of a sticky situation." Frank chuckled to himself after that Frank proceeded deep with in the woods in search of shelter.

As night settled in Frank began to grow uneasy. He never liked the night not ever since willimette just imagine walking through an almost pitch black mall surronded by hundreds of zombies. With nothing but a toy sword to light your path, even the sound of a snapping tree branch caused Frank to reach for his handgun just to find it was just a racoon or a another small creature.

'I'm safe,' Frank thought, 'There aren't any zombies out here, just chill'

After about an hour of walking through darkness Frank found an old dirt road leading some where. 'I wonder where this could lead to' Frank wonderd. 'This road could go on for miles and lead no where for all I know the nearest town, if there even is one, could be that way' Frank thought after playin Eeny, Meeny, Miny, Moe on which direction to go in. Frank landed on going right. With a shrugg that's the direction he now planned on heading in.

Another few hours passed and the moon was now about to set and the sun was about to rise. And Frank felt exhausted, His stomach growled and all he wanted to do is find something to eat then instantly go striaght to bed no questions asked. As he continued to walk his vision began to blur "Oh no you don't" Frank said out loud swatting himself on the forehead trying to keep himself awake. But Exhuastion seemed to overwhelm him. "Alright fine." He yawned. Sitting down leaning up against a nearby tree. "Maybe I can rest for a few minutes and..." Sleep over took Frank before he could fininsh his sentence.

The sun flared into his eyes causing him to sit up and shield his face from the buring flares of the sun. Frank then sat up rubbing his eyes "Man its morning already?" He said taking his eyes away from his face. After a few moments of rest Frank sat up from his spot in front of the tree. After another yawn and another crack of his back he then proceeded back down the road. A few moments passed and Frank came across a large cottage at the top of a hill.

'Huh?' Frank thought to himself.'That is a very nice cottage... I wonder if anyone is home.'

Frank sat there in a few moments of silence. Which was soon interupted by his stomach growling. Frank then got hit by a wave of nausea "Ah. Damn I really need something to eat and soon." He said out loud to himself then proceeded towards the cottage.

Frank bounded up the stone steps towards the cottages front door. When Frank reached the top and was standing by the front door he realized something very strange. The door was smaller then him, and why did have a split in the middle as if it was too doors on top of each other. Confused by the thought Frank decided not to presue it Frank then was just about to kick the door open out of sheer habit until a thought came to him.

'Wait! I'm not in Fortune City nor Willimette I can't just barge into people's houses or stores anymore.'

Of course how could Frank so easily forget his manners. So after a few cautious breaths Frank raised his fist and met the door with three gentle knocks. After a few moments of waitng no one answered the door. So he then knocked again after a few more moments later Frank was greeted by the one and only answer that no one was home. Frank's stomach growled again and another wave of nausea washed over him, he needed food now and Frank wasn't going to wait any longer than he has too. So out of sheer fustration Frank did the only thing he was really good at... Brute force. With all his strength Frank brought his leg up, and smashed his right leg into the door so hard the double door flew off it's hinges and Frank was greeted by an unexpected sight.

Creatures of different kinds ran around the house in sheer panic of being startled by the random door being kicked off its hinges by an almost six foot tall giant. Frank stared bewildered by what he is seeing right now, either the owner is really bad at cleaning this place and rodents have so easily taken over the premisis or this person has a fetish with keeping wild animals locked up in there home. Squirls, birds, rabbits, mice, and many other creatures ran or flew around the cottage in a paniced state. Frank tried his best to shoo the creatures away from him but more just flew towards him. Again out of pure fustration Frank pulled out his handgun and aimed at the floor firing off one shot. This in which caused the animals to panic even more but this time actually drawing them out of the house. After all the animals left Frank grinned now at the fact that it was actually quiet.

Frank stepped cautiously into the living room making sure that all the annoying creatures were actually gone. With a sigh of relief Frank then turned his attention to what he thought was the kitchen, and it turned out he was right he was in the kitchen. He then began to search the kitchen which he did gently, and cleaned any mess he made just in case the owner did return he/she won't be to angry with him. Besides the fact that he destroyed the door and left a large gaping hole in the floor from the bullet he fired from his gun.

Frank opened the refrigerator hoping to find food but was greeted by mostly fruits and other green foods which some he had no idea if they were ediable or not. Frank then reached in and pulled out an apple he gently closed the door in fustration and thought to himself.

'Damn where's the meat?' Frank brought the apple up close to his mouth and took a large bite out of it. The juices of the apple filled Franks mouth fully engulfing his tounge with the wonderful delicousness of his treat he held before him.

"Damn!" He said with a wild grin. "This is probably one of the best damn apples I ever eaten in my entire life." After Frank took his second bite of the tasty apple Frank then chucked it into a nearby trash can and began searching the pantrys. Reminding himself to compliment who ever grown it. If he ever meets him/her.

But all he was able to mostly fine was animal food. "Bird seeds? No. Cat food? No. Dog food? No. Nuts? Tempting but no." Frank closed the pantry. "Where is the freaking meat!?" Frank pounded on the table in fustration. A small scittering noise came out of the living room. Frank stopped and looked around confused with a smirk he pounded the table once again but harder this time and it was again followed by more scittering noises coming from the living room. Frank walked back into the living room and in a lone corner was a small beaver huddled with large frightend eyes. It was panting heavily almost at the verge of hyperventalating and passing out. Instead of feeling sorry for the creature Frank smiled.

'I never had beaver before.' Frank thought heading back into the kitchen where he found a large chef knife.He held it up having the light glisten his reflection on it showing his large grin on his face.

'But it wouldn't hurt to see how they taste...' Frank laughed hysterically.

Author's Notes:

Besides the countless spelling errors and grammical errors that I believe to be in there. Please tell me what you think of it so far. I Was going to make this part longer but I thought to myself and said, "Right here would be a perfect spot to end this."
And please do not fret the Mane 6 will be appearing in the next chapter and trust me things will go so good.
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Chapter 2: Da Faq?

That morning a yellow and pink maned pegasus was walking home back from the local market. Humming a sweat tune to herself, as she hopped up the steps of her lovely cottage. She was then abrubtly cut off and shocked by the sight of that her home has been broken into. She squealed with fear and quickly flew behind a tree she shook with fear not wanting to go inspect the damage the tresspasser may have caused.

'What if the burgaler is still in there?' she thought. From inside her lovely home came a loud and obnoxious belch, causing the poor terrified mare to jump and go further behind the tree.

Frank West patted his stomach and tossed yet another bone to the side. "Ah. Way to go Frank..." He said stuffeling another burp. "You have yet again suceeded to satisfy yourself." He chuckled Frank looked up from the couch he had been laying on and saw that he had one more piece of the deliciously cooked beaver he killed laying there on the nice China he found in a cabinet. "Ah. What the Hell I don't mind having one more piece."

Frank sat up and reached for the plate to be startled by a muffled scream. "What the Fu-!" Frank's head quickly snapped to his left to see a completely terrified horse like creature glaring at him. 'Must be the owner's pet or somrthin' he thought. Frank smiled nervously, realizing the small horse was looking at the China Frank raised an eyebrow, "Oh... Heh beaver?" Frank asked raising the China up offering the creature food. The creature had to be at least half of Franks size it was yellow and had a long pink mane. As Frank's eyes rolled across the horse like creature Frank came across a set of wings, which this fact completely bewilderd Frank. Instinctivly Frank began to reach for his camera, when the creature turned quickly and spreaded its wings another thing caught Frank off gaurd.

'It has a tatoo on its ASS?' he flipped 'Is it like part of a gang or something'

"W-Wait! I'm not going to hurt you I promise!" Frank yelled stoping the pegasus in mid flight out the door'Does it understand what I'm saying?' Frank thought. The pegasus stopped and turned and stared straight into Frank's eyes. Confused Frank rubbed his sleeve across his face

"Is there something on my face?" he asked again rubbing his face.

"I-it's n-not working!?" the pegasus shrieked and flew out the door and down the dirt road at immense speeds. Frank bolted out the door trailing behind the flying creature.

"HHHEEYY Wait!!" Frank yelled waving his right arm back and foward. But it was to late the pegasus had already flown out of earshot. "Dammit!" Frank sighed and began to walk in the direction the pegasus went. Who know's maybe there's a town up ahead.

'It spoke to me, did it really just speak to me back there?' Frank kept repeatedly asking himself the same question over and over.

'And what was with the tatoo on it's ass?' Frank then frowned.

'I must be going crazy or something there had to have been something in that beaver that I ate. I'm probably just on that couch either high off my mind or asleep.'

Frank strolled down the dirt road until he was stopped by an opening in the trees revealing a small town in the distance. Instead of being amazed Frank was actually blinded by the mass amount of bright colors hitting his eyes. "Ah crap!" Frank shielded his eyes reaching into his front pocket in his jacket he pulled out his favorite pair of sunglasses. Putting them on Frank sighed with relief "Much better." Frank smiled and observed the town ahead of him.

There were large houses and stores scatterd all around pulling out his camera not only to get pictures but to get a closer look of the town before descending down into it. When he zoomed in he realized there was nobody outside in the town was completely desterted. Frank hated desterted towns it reminded him of being in willimette when the American military came in and killed almost all the zombies. It's quiet and just flat out creepy knowing that they're guys with guns walking around looking for you to kill you. Shaking the memory from his head Frank began to head towards the the town. As Frank was walking he came across a sign that said

"Welcome to Ponyville"
"Pop: 1,512"
"Ponyville, eh?" Frank smirked. "Well isn't that a cute name?"

Frank strolled through the empty streets of the the desterted Village. "Hello?" Frank called out if anyone was really in the general vicinity. "Is anyone here I promise I'm not here to hurt anyone I'm just lost and in need of some help!" Frank patted the sides of his legs waiting for a response that he was positive he wasn't going to get one.

As Frank was walking he kicked a nearby apple that seemed to have fallen out of a cart. Leaning down and picking it up he stared at it rubbing it on his jacket and placing it back in the cart. Frank was startled by a young southern accent saying.

"Th-thank you mister." Frank jumped spinning around quickly and looking down into the eyes of a small baby horse. Instantly Frank was tempted to punt the freaking thing, one for startling him, and also by the fact it was a talking animal! That crap wasn't just natural! But Frank kept his cool and decided to play along as if nothing was wrong, looking down at the young...

'What did animal planet call the young horses... Calfs no thats for cows... It started with an F... Fi... Filly! Yeah that's it Filly.' Frank pulled on a broad fake smile and kneeled down in front of the young filly even kneeling down Frank still did not meet eye to eye he was still at least two feet taller.

"Hello there?" Frank said trying to keep his voice at a calm and comforting level. "Whats your name?" Frank asked.

'God this is so weird!' Frank thought to himself trying to keep a straight poker face. While waiting for the young filly to reply.

"M-mah name is Ap-Apple Bloom." The filly ran a hoof through her red mane. Frank smirked, but on the inside Frank bellowed with laughter.

'Apple Bloom what type of freaking name is that!?' Frank laughed on the inside. But again on the outside he just smirked "Well isn't that such a pleasent name." 'Pssh. No it's not it's stupid as Hell! Frank smiled he hasn't done this in a long time. Frank stood up and smiled looking into the sky then back down at the Filly waiting for her next question even though he already knew what the question was going to be.

"Mister whats your name?"

'BINGO!'

"Well kid my name is Frank. Frank West I'm a freelance Photographer." That was probably the first time in at least two years since Frank actually introduced properly himself to some one who didn't know him. Something about it just boosts his ego, the filly looked up at Frank with confusion

"Frank." She repeated. "I have never heard that name before in my life?" Frank stared back down at the filly now he was confused. But after a few moments the filly shook her head disregarding the name. "So mister what is a freelance photagraferr." She said trying to pronounce the word but couldn't get her tongue to say it right. Frank chuckled.

"Well it's when I go out and discover mysteries and take pictures of them to uncover the truth of top secret stuff I take pictures and write about them so the general plublic can read and see stuff that most people aren't aloud to see." Frank said with a proud smile on his face. The little filly's epression changed completely now she bounced up and down saying repeatedly.

"So your like a spy!?" She asked jumping up and down. Frank raised an eyebrow,

"Well..." Frank trailed off thinking about it. "You could say so."

"Oh thats so cool!" The filly squealed with joy. The young filly stopped bouncing up and down and stared at Frank with a confused look. "Wait my sister told me that spying on other ponies and writing about them is bad." Frank raised an eyebrow of confusion.

"Well at times yes, depends on what you're writing. Why did you get in trouble or something?" Frank asked.

"Well because one time me and all mah friends got together and we started doin somethin similar and we all got in trouble for it." Frank stared at the young filly not knowing how to reply to her statement. Another voice with a even thicker accent hollered,

"Apple Bloom what in tarnashion! Do you think your doin talkin to that monster!" Frank turned to see another horse galloping full speed towards him.

"Oh shit!" Frank at the last second dove out of the way causing the orange blound maned horse to crash into the apple stand causing all the apples to crumple to the ground.

"Hey! Would'da do that for!" Another Tomboy'ish voice hollered in the distance. Frank rolled his eyes and stood back up, pointing a finger at the mare who just crashed into the apple stand.

"Hey chill out for a second lady! I was just talking to the young girl so just calm down for a second okay!" Frank brushed his pants off.

"Yeah sis!" The little filly chirped.

Frank frowned. Looking down at the filly "That's your sister?" He asked jamming his thumb at the mare who was attempting to get back up onto her hooves. The filly nodded.

"That's my sister Apple Jack you can just call her AJ for short."

"AJ huh?" Frank said scratching the back of his head.

"Why I outta kick your haunchs for making me ruin my apple stand." AJ grumbled while climbing back onto her hooves.

"Hey well maybe you shouldn't go chargeing at random strangers when they've done nothing wrong!" Frank snapped back.

"Hey! I was talking to you!" The tomboy voice yelled again. Frank turned to see a cyan colored pegasus with a rainbow mane was flying at jet like speeds right towards him preparing to tackle him while leaving a rainbow trail behind her.

"Aw! Not again!" Frank again dove to the ground avoiding another collosion forcing the pegasus to dig her hooves into the ground to avoid a head on collosion with the neighboring building. "Crap!" Frank stood up drawing out his handgun.

The organge farm horse and cyan pegasus climbed back onto there hooves bearing their teeth and growling as they approached Frank. Suprisingly though Frank showed no sign of fear he faced far more terrifying things then two angry horses. He aimed his gun at the two horses. "Back up!" Frank yelled loudly that his voice echoed across the town. The two horses stopped for a second then shared an uneasy glance with each other but then quickly turned to face Frank again.

"Where do you get off beating up my friends!?" The cyan pegasus growled getting into a pouncing postion.

"Hey shut the Hell up you hippy!" Frank aimed his handgun at the rainbow colored maned pegasus she then seemed to take a large offense to Franks comment. "I didn't even lay a hand on her I just dove out of the way it's her fault that she crashed into the stand not mine she should've been looken where she was going."

"Well ya'll shouldn't have been talken to Mah sister then you crazy monster!" The farm horse said furrowing her eyebrows..

Frank glared at the farm pony now taking his aim off the cyan pegasus he trained the gun on the orange mare. "Did you just call me a monster?" Frank asked flicking the safety off his gun now.

"Well eh... Yeah?" Apple Jack took a step back taking her eye's off the creature who held the weird contraption in his hands. What ever it was it had to be some sort of weapon and she did not wan't to figure out what it did.

"Well let me tell you this..." Frank said sliding his finger towards the trigger. "I am a human being. I'm not a monster I simply came here in search of food water and shelter. Instead I'm greeted by two dim wits who come out and attack me because what! I simply look differen't!" Frank was starting to lose his nerves. He pulled the lever back on the handgun slider "Well let me tell you this where I come from that's just flat out racism. And you two should be ashamed of yourselves." Frank flicked the safety on and pushed the hammer back up and slid the the handgun back into his jacket. AJ sat back on her haunchs with a dissipointed look.

"Sorry mister I'm just a bit over protective of my sister sometimes."

Frank nodded and turned his glance back over the the cyan pegasus.

"I bet I can still kick your but in ten seconds flat!"

Frank pulled out the handgun flicked the safety off and pulled the hammer back and planted the gun on the pegasus's head faster then any human being/other creature could blink. And with a wicked smile showing off all his teeth and and murdours look in his eyes he said,

"Come at me bitch!"

Author's Notes:

Hello guys I really hope you enjoyed this chapter. I know I said I would be introducing all of the mane 6 but I decided that I'm gonna proabably introduce them either by ones or twos so far we seen Frank meet Rainbow Dash and Apple Jack and Fluttershy obviously it did not turn out so well. Instead I smell a fight between RD and DR's most famous character Frank West is about to go down. Well keep on reading and lets see how this goes down!

Chapter 3: Magic

Before anyone could even do anything, both creatures felt a strange feeling wrap around them as a weightlessness feeling envolped around their bodies.

"What the Hell!?" Frank said startled as he was actually lifted up off the ground.

"Danget Twilight I told you not to interupt me!" The cyan pegasus streched her wings and flapped them hysterically trying to get away from the forces that held her in place.

"Rainbow Dash!" Another but much calmer voice snapped. "As you just saw that creature could have just killed you right there in just one swift move of the pull of that trigger on his metal weapon." Rainbow Dash stopped squirming and ran a hoof through her rainbow colored mane.

"Oh." Is all she could say. After a few moments she said, "But he attacked AJ!" She said pointing her right hoof at Frank.

"Whoa! No I didn't!" Frank replied crossing his arms after placing his gun away. "I simply rolled out of the way before she could even "Attack" me! And even if I did attack back it would only been out of self defense!"

The cyan pegasus stuck her tongue out at Frank "Freaking Lesbian..." Frank said turning his head away.

The cyan pegasus eyes flared with anger "Did you just call me gay!" Frank looked back raising an eyebrow.

"In a way yes. But technically I did not say the excact words of you are gay. I simply used the litteral meaning of the word that refers to females such as yourself. In theroy yes. I said you are gay-"

"ENOUGH!"

Frank finally looked over at the mare who had lifted them off the ground. There stood a purple unicorn with a dark blueish colored mane with a dark pink and purple stripe going down the middle. Frank then stared into her dark purple eyes in awe,

'Was she really the one holding us off the ground right now. But how?' he thought to himself

'She must have telekinesis like powers or something or even the force!?'

The unicorn's horn glowed with some dark pink which also seemed to wrap around him and the pegasus who seemed to grow impatient by the minute.

"Now I'm going to set both of you down." Said the unicorn. "And what I expect from both of you is to not jump at each others throats okay?" The unicorn raised an eyebrow waiting for an answer. Frank just simply nodded his head not really knowing what to believe anymore. The fact that he was being literally held up against his will, or the fact that the creatures containing him were all animals. Back in his country it would be the other way around. Rainbow Dash puffed her chest out and crossed her hooves in fustration.

"Fine but if he pulls anything out of the ordinary out of his cloths again I swear I'm going to kick his but so hard-"

Frank snorted. "I doubt you will even lay a single finger-I mean hoof on me before I'm done with you." Frank snarled.

"Oh really now!?" Dash turned her gaze back towards Frank squinting her eyes and furrowing her brow.

"Really!" Frank said.
"Really!" Dash replied
"Really!!" Frank roared back at Dash causing her to flinch.

"HEY!" The unicorn screamed out in fustration of the two immature creatures bickering back and forth with each other. All she really wanted to do earlier was lay down in bed with a fresh book.

But before she could even do that Flutter Shy came bursting through the door in tears telling her about a strange and also rude creature who broke into her house and ate Beaver Mc.Beaverton. So as quickly as Twilight could she gathered some of her things and left in search of this creature it wasn't that hard to find all she had to do was listen for the sound of constant bickering coming from these two.

"Alright..." Twilight took a deep breath. "I want both of you right now to apoligize to each other right now. And if you cant do that without breaking out into a constant arguing. I will let both of you go." Twilight explained to them about what she wanted them to do again before releasing them. "You got that?"

"Yes ma'am." Frank said sarcasticly crossing his legs over each other and laying back in mid air. Honsestly he had to admit floating in the air like this was actually pretty amazing. Except for the part when gravity finally takes back over, feeling heavy again Frank felt himself being brought back down to Earth. Landing with a loud thud, Frank groaned and sat back up rubbing his back. When Frank opened his eyes he noticed a familiar cyan pegasus giving him the death glare.

"Honestly for a Tomboy you really act like a girl." Frank smirked but as quickly as it came it went away at the sight of a very angry looking unicorn. "Oh... Eh sorry about putting a gun against your head earlier." Frank smiled rubbing the back of his neck. The unicorn then smiled and looked back over at Rainbow Dash who seemed to be trying to fight the urge to say something insulting. But finally after a look of defeat she sighed and said,

"I'm sorry for trying to attack you earlier." Twilight smiled and looked back over at both of them.

"Now I wan't both of you to shake hoofs-eh hoof and hand with each other." The pegasus and Frank glared at Twilight as if she was a few screws short of a work bench. But she just simply shook her head and said, "Come on we don't got all day."

The pegasus approached Frank slowly then brought her hoof up but before sticking it out she then spat into it the stuck it out towards Frank. Disgusted he grabbed her hoof and then shook.

"Fat so." Dash whisperd.

"Lesbo." Frank replied.

Rainbow Dash turned her head away offened. 'Hah serves you right bitch. Score one for Frank zero for the rainbow maned hippy.'

"Good." The unicorn said. "Now that we got everything settled I wan't to talk to you privately." Twilight said pointing her hoof towards Frank.

"Wait me?" Frank asked jabbing his own thumb into his chest. The unicorn just simply nodded her head, and began walking to her left motioning her head for Frank to follow. Frank shrugged shooting one last glare at the cyan pegasus he returned it by pounding both her hooves together. Frank just smiled and turned back towards the unicorn who was just staring at him with a aggravated look.

"Hey she started-" Frank began but was a immediatly cut off by the unicorn sighing.

"But you where the one who kept the arguement going now just drop it and move on."

Frank sighed and said, "Alright fine what is it that you want anyway? If you want money sorry I'm broke an Autograph well I'm sorry I don't got a pencil nor pen. If you want your picture taken just ask." Frank sighed not caring about anything at the moment besides trying to figure out a way to get that pegasus back.

"Who are you, what are you, and where did you come from?" The unicorn asked

Frank raised his hand and pointed a finger at her. "Sorry but have we met before?" Frank asked shaking his finger at her.

"Excuse me?" She asked

"I don't even know your name yet and your bombarding me with all these questions?" Frank said

"My name is not important right now but this is now please answer my questions!" The unicorn glared into Franks sunglasses.

Frank sighed and said, "I'm really sorry miss unicorn lady but I don't have time to play twenty questions I really need to figure out a way back home. Back to 'real life.'" Frank put quotations around the word real life.

"I might know why you're here." She said catching Frank off gaurd.

"Wait what?" Frank asked confused.

"Last night I preformed a spell that had to do with transfering items through time and space but the spell back fired on me." The unicorn said quickly, at this Frank frowned.

"A spell?" He asked. "What is this DnD?"

"Spells as in magic yes. I was preforming a spell last night that had to deal with transfering items through time and space."She repeated.

Frank glared at the unicorn still slightly confused. "What does this have to do with with me being here?" Frank asked starting to get interested into what she was saying.

The unicorn gulped. "Well... The spell I was working on would transfer or summon stuff around time and space like... How could I say this with out confusing you." The unicorn said starting to make circles in the ground with her hoof.

"Are you declaring I'm stupid?" Frank asked the unicorn seeming slightly offended.

"What!? No after what I seen what you almost do to Rainbow Dash. No I don't want to make you angry!"

"Well anyways what I'm trying to say in our world we have this stuff called magic and magic you could say is like..."
After about thirty minutes of Unicorn explaning the terms of magic in the way Frank wouldn't get confused... He just yawned.

"So..." Frank began. "In a way just like my world we humans use machines powered by gas or electricty to do everything for us like fly or drive cars. But you horses-"

"W-w-wait I just have to stop you right there." The unicorn cutted Frank off. "We 'Ponies' are not called horses so please don't say that. In a way its like an offensive term." The unicorn explained.

'What's the difference?'

"But yes I know what you mean." Unicorn said. "And what did you call yourself a minute ago... humane?"

Frank glared at the unicorn and slapped his forehead with the palm of his hand. "No its not 'humane' its human theres no e at the end of it."

"So... Humane?" She asked.

"NO!... Its Human. H-U-M-A-N."

"OH. Sorry." The unicorn giggled. Frank sighed and continued face palming.

About an hour or so later...

The unicorn began leading Frank through out the town over the last hour the rest of the town's "Ponies." turned out to be hiding indoors. And were now just coming outside learning the fact that Frank is "some what peaceful." though most of them did not look at him with happy epressions. Some though did stare with awe, others though did with disgust, hatered and down right fear. "So your saying for every action with magic there is always going to be a reaction or effect?" Frank asked as they walked into town square. The unicorn nodded.

"My spell most have caused a such powerful effect that it must've pulled you from your world and dropped you into our's." Frank scratched his head not knowing how to piece it together... But then it hit him... Really.... Really hard.

"W-wait-wa-what! WHAT!" The unicorn flinched and took a few steps back. Other ponies quickly ran off.

"I-I'm sorry it was an accident! Please try not to be angry but there is a way we can fix this a way we can send you back to your home." The unicorn reassured Frank. Frank though covered his ears and sat back on the ground trying to calm himself. With that Franks watch began to beep. Frank brought the watch up to his face and looked at the time.

"Why 7:00 already." he chuckled and reached into his jacket and pulled out his second box of Zombrex.

"Wh-Whats that?" The unicorn asked flinching when Frank took the syringe and jammed it into the side of his neck.

"It's called Zombrex." Frank sighed with relief as all his nerves began to calm and his muscles relaxed. "In a way I'm sick." Frank continued. "I got stung by this type of bug back in my world called a Queen it looks like some sort of wasp. You know what a wasp is right?" Frank asked.

"Yes. We have wasps in this world." Frank stood up and swatted off all the dirt off his pants.

"Well anyways the Queens where enginered and created by man. They were made to stop world hunger or something even till this day I don't fully understand it. But instead of helping us they kind of turned against us well they set off some kind of extremely contagious disease of some sort. And lets just say I am infected with that virus and every 24 hours I have to take this drug or I will die. And trust me you don't wan't to die because if I do this world would be in grave danger."

The unicorn looked at Frank slightly confused but also with a hint of pity for Frank. "Thats a cruel and terriable fate. But why would we be in danger?" Frank looked at the unicorn.

"We will cross that bridge when it comes. But for the mean time you said something about how you could send me back?" The unicorn then looked away from Frank as if she was thinking of a reply then she looked back at him with a warm smile.

"Yes but it may take some time?" She said.

"How much time?" Frank asked slightly worried now?

"About a..." She then trailed off into silence once again.

"Come on I don't got all day." Frank motioned his hand for her to continue.

"A month." This fact struck Frank a like a lucamotive train.

"Oh... No. Oh no not good at all!" Frank repeated running his hands through his hair.

"W-whats wrong?" The unicorn asked worried.

"That drug I told you about I only had enough for 72 hours. But now that I just took the drug I have about 48 hours left." The unicorn tilted her head.

"Tell me what excactly does this drug do." The unicorn led Frank over to a nearby bench.

Frank took a deep breath. "I guess were crossing the bridge now..." He sighed," Its supposed to retard the infection. By that I mean it slows it down making it stupid knocking it away. All it is just post poning the inevatable really."

The unicorn shook her head, but then stopped then right away her face brightend up. "Hey let me see that box of that Zombrex stuff."

"What? O-okay." Frank handed her the box which she took it using her magic.

'This whole magic shit I'm never going to get used to it.'

The unicorn began mumbling to herself the ingriedients and slowly drew a large smile across her face.

"Wh-what is it?" Frank asked her

"I might actually be able to make some more for you?"

A glisten of hope sprung up in Frank's chest which he smiled but then it died quickly. "Impossible." He said. "That would require the hormones of Queens but the Queens do not exsist in this world." Frank grabbed his camera and began cleaning the lense.

"Do you even know who you're talking to human?" Frank looked at the unicorn.

"I would know but you still haven't even told me your name yet." Frank said. The unicorn smiled and stuck out a hoof towards Frank.

"My name it Twilight Sparkle, the element of Magic."

Frank smiled and began to shake her hoof. "My names Frank. Frank West Freelance Photagrapher."

Author's Notes:

Hello guys sorry about this chapter not being that funny as the other two. But this one is more pointing at the plot line more then anything. And right now if you ever played Deadrising you are probably thinking "WHERE THE FUK IS ALL THE ZOMBIES!!" well don't worry my little friend. But they will come you won't know when or what chapter but they will come. Also so far this is one of my longest chapters. Also the Rainbow Dash lesbian. Sorry if it offended some people but I'm keeping that running on joke in there.