The setting is different from last time. The entire gang is relaxing peacefully on what looks like a grassy hill. Food is in random places, blankets are being laid on, and conversation is quite pleasant, especially on this temperate and sunny day. Something stirs Luna from her conversation with Applejack as she looks at the new intrusion:

"Well hello there, everyone! I'm very pleased you could all join us again on the next installment of Political Fan-mail, with me, Princess Luna, Celestia,"

"Good afternoon!"

"Our amazing friends, the Elements,"

"Hi again!"

"Howdy!"

"Good to see you, darlings!"

"Whatsup?!"

"Hi there…"

"Heya!"

"Windfire and Helmuth,"

They gave curt and polite nods.

"And of course, Seafire," Luna smiled more at his mention.

"Hey there, everyone."

Luna nodded to the group before she continued:

"Excellent! Now, we've received more questions than last time, but we've now actually had to pick and choose rather than just taking them all, mostly due to time constraints and more important matters at hand, so apologies if yours gets passed over! Our slave writer finally got his shit together… something with him about 'impending final examinations.' Someone's priorities are out of order! So, without further ado, let us begin," she said, shifting a stack of letters in front of her. She picked up the first one:

"Our first letter comes from RD-loves-RA from Fanfiction, addressed to… Twilight and Rainbow Dash!" Luna exclaimed. The bookworm and athlete switched positions and sat next to each other, eagerly waiting for what was to be asked.

"And he writes," she began to read:

"For Twilight and Rainbow Dash,

You two have an interesting relationship with one another. Have you ever considered getting to know each other better? Wink Wink."

Applejack was taking a drink and began coughing violently with a snicker. Twilight rolled her eyes and was about to answer before she felt hot breath on her ear… and she heard deep and sensual breathing.

"Ummm… Dashie?" she asked, looking at her through the corner of her eyes. She was indeed breathing sensually on her.

"Twily… if we do 'get to know' each other better, your anus will never be the same…" Dash said with a deep but sultry voice. Pinkie doubled over in laughter and all the men had the same reaction: they recoiled as their eyes became wide. This caused Luna and Celestia to start laughing.

Not one to be outdone, Twilight turned slowly to her with pure innocence in her eyes and a fake blush:

"But… I poop from there…?"

"AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Celestia lost her shit and doubled over, clutching her stomach and sides. Luna was laughing too, but when she saw her sister literally die of a heart attack, that got her started as well, and she went to help her sister up.

Ignoring the others, Rainbow Dash sighed once more before sensually clutching Twilight's face in her hands. She gingerly rubbed her cheek and their eyes became half lidded… then Dash closed the distance between their faces, with no objection from Twilight…

"What… the hell?" Helmuth asked out loud. All the men had their eyes widened, and the rest of the girls were watching with enormous curiosity. Even Celestia and Luna were watching the display, having calmed down.

Before the two's lips met, Dash diverted her mouth to her ear and whispered:

"I know…" and licked her lips.

Everyone busted out laughing or had their mouths hanging open. Twilight and Rainbow Dash hugged each other and were literally crying from laughter at their own display. Luna was coughing from giggling so much but she finally regained her composure and she returned to her seat on the blanket.

"Well… I think that should give you an accurate gauge on their relationship. Hope that helped!" Luna said as she burned up the letter. She then picked up the next one:

"Our next letter comes from Hellpony of Fimfiction, addressed to… Pinkie Pie!"

"Yupeee!" Pinkie bounced and sat down in a more comfortable position.

"And he writes:"

"Dear Pinkie,

Has Twilight made any gains in understanding your Pinkie Sense?"

All eyes turned to Pinkie and Twilight.

"Nope Nope!" Pinkie shouted out confidently and with a beaming smile. Twilight only sighed.

"It's like trying to predict a damn earthquake. I've tried everything too! Magical diagnostics all read inconclusive, as well as the kinetic field around her is completely distorted. Any mathematical equation I derive blows up at zero, not to mention violates all laws of mathematics when I try to work with it. I've given up… seriously," she explained in a somewhat frustrated manner.

"It's like trying to understand women…" Windfire quipped. Seafire had to work extremely hard to stifle laughter. Helmuth, however didn't attempt to cover it in the slightest.

"HehehehahahahHAHAHA!" he buried his forehead in his palm and just shook it in disbelief. Pinkie and Rainbow couldn't help but have a laugh at that as well.

"You're a comedian, you know that?" Celestia said with playful malice.

"Hey, I try!"

"Our next letter comes from NightfallTheDragon of Fanfiction, addressed to myself, Fluttershy, and Helmuth, and he writes:"

"To Luna, Fluttershy, and Helmuth,

Weren't those some wrestling moves you used from our world, mainly the choke hold? Also, when did the fighting arts have to be used in yours? I'm sure Luna and Celestia have mastered every art."

"Interesting question!" Luna exclaimed and looked to the others, who subtly told her to take the explanation, which she was perfectly fine with.

"Well, I personally never used a choke hold, as it's a terrible fighting move and one of the worst things you can actually do. However, Helm used a choke hold to demonstrate a defensive maneuver for Fluttershy. Any art you can imagine usually has universal components to it, and a choke hold is a rather instinctual one, albeit a stupid one. However…"

She shifted through some other papers to read something:

"I believe the actual art that we use, which we know as Equus Regalia, translates roughly to you as the art of… Krav Maga, if my research proves me correct. Also, martial arts have been prevalent for us since the dawn of Equestria itself. As for Tia and I mastering every art, no. We have our own styles. I prefer the aggressive and explosive counter-attack style of Equus Regalia, but Tia prefers more submission holds and grappling of Celtias Mond. If you remember from our rematch, we have rather different fighting styles," she concluded before burning up the letter.

"Our next one comes from Cyrogenical from Fimfiction, addressed to me, and he writes:"

"Dear Luna,

How many ponies have you been romantically engaged with, in marriage?"

Seafire raised his eyebrow in an odd fashion, as did everyone else. Luna looked up with a deadpanned expression.

"By ponies I'm going to assume you meant people, since I have not had any relations with a pony. To answer your question, believe it or not, none. I've had a couple of suitors and platonic 'consorts,' so to speak, but in the end they were all of the 'dickwheel' variety, only after political status or wealth."

"Hmph. Interesting… I never knew that," Seafire mused out loud, thinking to himself. She looked back to him with an incredulous stare.

"You do know how old I actually am, right?" she asked.

"Yes, Yes, I know. Still weird to think of you in terms of total age though… not off putting but still an odd concept to wrap one's head around," he commented.

"Luna, you were about twenty or so when you got banished," Helmuth commented with a particular edge to his words.

"Hey, courting was really different back then, alright?!" she spouted back. He held up his hands defensively but with a childish grin on his face.

"Just sayin'…"

"Twenty-something year old guy, and thousand plus year old Princess. I get the feeling there's some really weird porn out there about this," Rainbow Dash thought out loud. There were multiple groans of disappointment and mutterings under breaths from the girls. Celestia started giggling and the guys laughed heartily.

"Only you would think that, Rainbow Dash," Rarity commented.

"EEEEEhhrmmm… yeah about that," Windfire piped up jokingly. Luna facepalmed and others joined in on the laughter.

"There you have it, though," Luna concluded before burning up the letter and retrieving the next one.

"Our next one comes from Bearcenter of Fanfiction, and is addressed to… All of us! This was a rather long, but still very interesting question, or seeking of opinion, rather, so we truncated the length. He writes:

"To everyone,

What are your views on firearms? Good or bad? Tool or weapon? Dangerous in general, or only in the wrong hands?"

"Huh… that is a good point to bring up," Twilight mused. Everyone else had thoughtful expressions on their faces.

"Indeed it is. Tia, care to take this one first?" Luna asked. Celestia nodded.

"Very well. If I'm not mistaken, certain countries have a law that grants its citizens the right to bear firearms. For Equestria, it's a bit different. You see, the evolution of magic pretty much took care of the need for domestic self-defense, as well as magic based martial arts. We've pushed out propositions and asked the nation if they would like to legally own weapons, and even though it had support, it always fell through with the required signatures for us to take a look at it, and no resistance has been seen as a result. As for firearms being in the wrong hands, we have very strict coding for our weapons, not to mention the numerous weapons inspections that we implement for the military. As a result, we've not had an accident of weapons going missing in a long, long time. That's only on our side, though. Could other weapons be smuggled in from other nations to aid crime elements? Probably, and border security can only be so tight."

"Indeed! Nevertheless, there are numerous ranges around the nation that can be visited for competitive and recreational shooting. One is able to rent weapons and ammunition for cheap and enjoy their time in a heavily supervised environment. We've had very few accidents as a result and the overall populace is happy. We may have an implementation in gun legislation later, but so far, the public feels that it is not needed. Hope this helps! And thanks for the thought provoking question!" Luna finished as she burned up the letter.

"Our last letter comes from Neon9745 of Fanfiction, and he addresses this letter to Celestia," Luna said. Tia straightened herself out in preparation.

"And he writes:"

"To Celestia,

What's with you and cake?"

"Oh Jesus Christ…" Windfire muttered under his breath and shook his head.

"Who?" Helmuth asked. However, before he could get a response, all eyes turned to Celestia, who had another deadpanned expression on her face.

"Seriously?"

"S-Seriously…" Luna confirmed, bringing a hand up to her mouth to try and control her snickering.

"You know what?! Cake is AMAZING, alright?! Cake is absolutely glorious! Apparently it's a crime to have cake now, as a princess. So, as some of my younger subjects say:" Celestia began, her white aura wings forming out of her back.

'Fuck this gay earth,'" she ended as she fluttered away and took off into the sky, her arms crossed over her chest.

"Celestia, wait up!" Windfire called out, summoning his own green-aura wings and taking off after her. Luna couldn't help but start laughing at the whole ordeal… someone just called her sister out on cake and she was loving it.

"Heh… well, I guess that is a good time to leave off. Well, we thank you all for enduring us and submitting your questions. It's always a delight to hear from the fans themselves. Hope you enjoyed our time here as much as we did! Now remember, questions can be submitted at any time and will, hopefully, be read in the next installment of Political Fan-mail. Until then, have a pleasant day/night, and the next 'actual' chapter of our adventures will be out TOMORROW. Bye, everyone!"

Luna waved, as did the others, concluding the meeting as the area flashed in a bright light before fading to blackness.