Chapter 1: Pinkamena's Run

As Pinkie put her head down on her pillow she felt as if she was laying on a cloud. She didn't actually know what it was like to lay on a cloud, but she did know that Rainbow always said they were the most comfortable thing ever, so that's what she made a comparison to in her head. Once she was comfortable Pinkie closed her eyes, falling fast asleep almost immediately. Inside her head she was about to entire a dream sequence, the first of them being a world made entirely out of chocolate that she had dubbed "Coco Planet" last time the visited it. While Pinkie was draining the chocolate planet of it's chocolate milk oceans something else that was in her mind began to stir.

"So, she's finally asleep?" Pinkamena asked out loud, quite enjoying the sound of her own voice, "Perfect" After double checking to make sure that Pinkie was actually asleep Pinkamena opened "her" eyes, seeing what Pinkie had seen just before she closed her eyes. Once Pinkamena had checked to make sure she was in control of everything she climbed out of the bed and headed for the window. Opening the window up she looked outside, attempting to spot a new store that was just opened nearby.

"Pins and Needles?" Pinkamena read out loud as she spotted the shop, "Just where I want to go" Carefully climbing out the window Pinkamena made her way towards the shop, which happened to double as it's owner's, aka Pokey Pierce's, home. A few days ago he had come into the bakery to buy lunch, but when Pinkie got a good look at him he quickly became more than just a customer to her. She gave him special treatment, only a bit more than she would give to other ponies, but it was different. Even Pinkamena, who had been sleeping at the time knew that Pinkie felt differently about him, and tonight, Pinkamena wanted to find out if there was something between them. Looking around the outside of the building revealed an open window on the second floor, which she assumed to be his bedroom. Utilizing Pinkie's seemingly magic ability to go wherever she wanted Pinkamena suddenly appeared in the window, and in front of her was a sleeping stallion.

"Well, well, what do we have here..." Pinkamena whispered as she walked up to the bed, noticing a small bit of a tent down between the stallion's hind legs, "Looks like he's got a pogo stick just waiting for me to take it for a ride..." A quiet giggle escaped Pinkie's lips as she threw the sheets off of Pokey, quickly positioning herself above him, and with one smooth drop...

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Pinkamena slipped out of Pokey's window, the stallion still sleeping stallion despite the new wet spot on his bed. As she walked back towards the bakery she felt a warm feeling deep down inside her, almost allowing her to crack a smile. Now all she wanted to do was go back to her place in Pinkie's mind, and in the morning she would laugh hysterically as Pinkie finds that her doughnut had been given a cream filling. Once Pinkamena had managed to get back into the bed she receded back to her hole, waiting for Pinkie to return from her dreams. Right now she was swimming through a river of vanilla ice cream, which pretty much forced Pinkamena to laugh.

"Oh Pinkie, I can't wait for you to wake up" Pinkamena said to herself, "It'll be the best surprise I've ever given anypony" Pinkamena continued to laugh as Pinkie happily drank up the entire river of ice cream, waking up just as her dream self was about to get a massive brain freeze.

"So cold!" Pinkie shouted as she woke up, suddenly realizing that she was in her room at Sugar Cube Corner, and wasn't swimming in a river of ice cream while exploring the banana nut jungle. She giggled quietly to herself before getting out of bed and heading towards the door, but a sudden wet feeling from between her legs made her stop. Pinkie knew she wasn't peeing herself, the only times she would do that is if somepony gave her too much cider and then told a really funny joke, neither of which were happening right now. Standing up perfectly on her hind legs Pinkie looked down, just as a small drop of a mysterious white liquid ran down her leg, eventually ending up on the floor.

"Huh?" Pinkie said as she moved back so she could get a closer look at the liquid. Smelling it didn't tell her what it was, and it looked like every other white liquid she had seen, so, using her own brand of logic, she decided to taste it.

"Yuck!" Pinkie gagged as the taste bombarded her taste buds, "It's really salty and icky and EW!" Pinkie stuck her tongue out and rubbed all of the white liquid off, but the taste was still there. Running out of the room she headed for the kitchen, where she planned on eating a bunch of muffins to try and drown out the taste. When she began to scarf down muffins, not even caring what kind, she was spotted by Mrs Cake, who had been just behind her when Pinkie ran into the kitchen.

"Pinkie, dear, is everything alright?" Mrs Cake asked as she looked at Pinkie from the side, as she had turned to eat the muffins.

"Ogh Yehah (Oh Yeah)" Pinkie mumbled as she continued to eat the muffins, "Ehverehthinghs fhine (Everythings fine)" Mrs Cake eyed Pinkie carefully, noticing a bit of the white liquid on her hind leg. Trotting up to Pinkie so she could get a better look Mrs Cake was hit with a strange smell, just as she saw the source of the liquid.

"Pinkie, sweetheart, we need to talk" Mrs Cake said, giving Pinkie on last look, "Right now"