As they step out of their transport, I take the time to analyze their appearance . The stallion has a deep red mane and Vinyl's white coat; he's tall, but very round. He wears a suit, a monocle, and a top hat, his outfit screaming 'I'm trying to fit in!' but to no avail. The mare, on the other hand, is a beauty. Her long legs, delicate features, and stunning mane tell you this mare pays a lot of bits to look good. Her coat is a light gray, and her mane is a delicate shade of blue.

Again, why do most mares in Equestria look so amazing?

"So I assume this is the place my daughter is destined to get married? Such a travesty that it is so underwhelming. I ask that it just be canceled, as clearly no effort was put into this thing." The entire ceremony can't believe what that stallion just said. His words, dripping with malice and faked importance, stir a fire in every heart here. All our effort being made fun of by this guy. I wonder if he can feel the hate in the air around him.

"I bet that stallion who proposed to her won't even show, such a terrible colt. Though, at least he is better then some monkey su-"

"Are you really going to insult me in front of a princess of Equestria? If so, I do have to wonder if you are just that fearless or stupid."

"Ha! You don't seem to realize that, just like Blueblood, her title is for show. Her wings temporary. They will either make her wed Blueblood for the people to 'ooh and awe' at before they go off on some 'mission' never to actually return to Equestrian soil, or they will bury her in history upon her death.. As if some tart could actually become something. It is almost as bad as that retarded mare you got pregnant."

Insult me how you wish, but insult my lovers-

Before I can even finish the thought, a streak appears in the sky; a rainbow streak with a covered carriage in tow. Vinyl has arrived at the ceremony, far earlier than anticipated, and certainly with a different driver than expected. As the carriage lands, it is quickly thrown open as Vinyl exits wearing her wedding gown. It is then that any thought process I'm having stops dead.

Vinyl is wearing a wedding dress alright, but it is extremely revealing. It is as if she forwent the entirety of the gown and decided to just wear underwear that covered her purity, and I say that lightly. The entire group that was getting ready for a brawl is now completely side tracked by the appearance of Vinyl, in some rather revealing clothes.

"Vinyl, I think you forgot a large part of your wedding dress."

A simple statement, but I am thankful that Twilight at least has the reflex of speaking out. Maybe it has something to do with being close to Celestia, or something.

"First Twilight, no, I did not. Second if I did, I have bigger things to worry about. Third, you two get the fuck out of my wedding, and leave me out of your business."

The entire crowd is in a very indecisive state. On one hand, we have a very sexy mare in a very revealing outfit; on the other, she is listing things to the two intruders without trying to be even remotely funny.

"Why, the nerve! No daughter of mine should speak to me that way, I just came over and-"

"No, you didn't. You stopped over and tied up Neon and a few other party guests in his house. If I hadn't gone to check up on them, Neon would have never made it to the wedding. Now I won't ask nicely again, get out of here and leave. Me. Alone!"

At this point, Tavi and I actually consider saving the two from Vinyl's rage. Even at her worst, we have never seen Vinyl truly angry. Upset, maybe, but never angry. She was the type to just let thing slide without rubbing off, but if we let her have her way, then these two might just never wake up. Thankfully, the voice of reason came running to the scene in the form of Neon.

"Vinyl, have you taken care of those foalnapping, bomb-setting assholes yet?"

And now the entire town wants them dead. Not just kind of dead, but buried in the ground dead. There is messing with ponies, but there comes a time when you go too far. This is one of those times. Other questions can wait, these two are going down.

"You got here just in time to help us deal with them."

A step back, and it seems her father has remembered something.

"I wouldn't do that. If so much as one hair on our heads is harmed, you lose everything, Vinyl. You would be throwing away millions!"

The pair off them return to their defiant poses, assured of their victory, when Vinyl punched her father square in the jaw with an uppercut. As he lands, Vinyl closes the argument, with guards approaching from the town.

"I couldn't give a shit about money, everything I ever wanted from mom is mine already. Now leave me, my family, and my friends alone!"

As she finishes, the local guard takes the two of them away. Everything is starting to settle down, but something is still bothering Vinyl.

"Vinyl, what's wrong?" Snapping out of her confusion, Vinyl answered me.

"Sam, I didn't call the guard, and there is no way the guard would have been here in time if I had. Somepony called the guard, and I don't know why."

An air of uncertainty fills the air, before a familiar voice fills the air.

"Maybe I could answer that question.”

Turning around, I am greeted with two very good people. One is a stallion, the one who spoke. He is tall, well built with a white coat and a blue mane. He wears a monocle, a suit, and a top hat, but it just feels natural on him. The mare on his arm is also fairly tall, with a very slender build and legs that go for miles. She also has a delicate white coat, and a pink mane, but the biggest clue to her identity is emblazoned on her chest, just above her breasts: her cutie mark. Fancy Pants and Fleur de Lis have arrived, and we certainly weren't expecting them.

"What are you doing here, cousin Fancy?"

A few guests seem to just give up on trying to follow what is going on as the rest start trying to figure it out, as several more wrenches add themselves to the mix. Approaching in her royal chariot comes Princess Luna, Chaotic, and some other stallion I have not truly met.

He has a green coat, red eyes, a brown mane and tail, and stands at around six feet tall. I have seen him before, he was playing for the a small ensemble and at one point signing up to be a Lunar Guard. What I don't know is why he is walking funny. As they land, I realize that the guest list I had received has probably become one of the most pointless thing ever, seeing as how most of the current guests weren't even on the list.

"Alright, now that my list is pointless, I must say that I am completely lost. Would somepony mind explaining what is going on here?"

A few murmurs and a small discussion later, and we decide to let it slide for now, Vinyl's wedding is going to happen after all, scantily clad or not. With Twilight leading the ceremony, everything goes smoothly, from start to finish. It's touching when she asks Tavi and I to sit where her family would normally sit. We feel honored, and when Neon read his own vows, you could tell how happy he is with this, how much he loves her. I do get my explanation though, thankfully, I don't have to wait long. It's at Pinkie's wedding party, and just when you think things are all settled, you are proven wrong fast.

"So let me make sure I got this straight. This guy over here," the green coated stallion that was with Luna nods, "is Reddened Chaos, and is the second stallion of Luna's life who is part of her honorary guard due to the love they share and his willingness to do anything for her and please ignore his awkward walking.

“Fancypants is Vinyl's cousin from her mother's brother who also worked his way up and married into a wealthy family. He heard about the wedding from Vinyl's step-mother during one of her extortion acts at a party he was at and wanted to help his cousin out on her special day despite some old problem between their parents. Finally, Neon was late because Vinyl's parents tied him up, placed a fake bomb at the scene, and then came here to intimidate me into harming them so they could get me thrown out of Equestria, all so they could get back at Vinyl for being written into the will as the main heir. Did I get all of that right?" Nods and murmurs of agreement are all that follow, then Luna speaks up.

"As for why I am here, I have some news that concerns you."

"Well, that probably should be surprising, but it isn't. What's going on Luna?" Luna adopts a more serious tone as Chaotic and Red begin to avoid looking in my general direction.

"As you well know there have been problems going on recently with illegal portal trade of various things that are outlawed, as well as a surge of illegal activity on both Earth and Equestria."

"There is a surge of crime on Earth?"

Twilight asks the question before I do. I would have thought it would be really only here.

"Yes, mostly unicorns that have realized humans have no real way to combat magic decided it would be easy to steal billions of your dollars worth of goods. Even your Fort Knox has been hit hard and it has become a horrible situation. Basically, it is no longer possible to control the situation between the two worlds without drastic measures."

"...what kind of drastic measures are we talking about, Luna?" I am scared to ask, but I know she will tell me anyway.

"Thankfully, we will never know, the situation will resolve itself." The few of us who are listening in soon turns into the entire room listening in. "The papers will be reporting tomorrow because the worlds that were being pushed together...are now pulling apart. The portals are destabilizing, and will soon begin to close, one after another." As the room begins to celebrate the news, two of us follow this line of thought to its terrible conclusion.

"Luna, I must ask a question, a question I want answered so I know for certain. If the portals were to close, that wouldn't solve the problem by itself. There would still be unicorns on Earth, and humans and their weapons in Equestria. So I must ask, what happens to them?" Luna takes a deep breath, and answers.

"All things return to their world of origin."

The entire room lights up in a roar of joy. In all, the joy and laughter exists for three minutes, before the room is once again silent. All eyes focus on me, and the two mares clinging to me, crying their hearts out. The entire room remains silent out of respect, several ponies come in to comfort us, but not even Pinkie, with her mane losing it's bounce and going straight, can comfort us. Our time is limited, and soon, I will once again lose everything that I love. As I break down fully, I do the only thing I can think of. I scream.

Author's Notes:

Well, that escalated quickly. Needless to say my plans for the next few chapters have changed, but next chapter is still a clop chapter, and the one after that is still a dark chapter.

As for Reddened Chaos, he is the OC of another author of this site and a good friend of Chaotic Note's and Gamer Luna her on fimfiction. Do tell me if his character seems a little off, I am going off what he told me. Next up: Twilight and Sam get it on, and we move towards the end of the worlds joining. Will Twilight and the princess figure out how to keep Sam in their world? Will Sam's foals grow up knowing their father? Find out in the future! (seriously though, next chapter is mostly Twilight loving time.)