Clare:

I awoke from sleep in my bed, last night had been… well let’s just say it was passionate. I was about to get up when I felt the weight of part of Luna’s body resting on my chest. She was so affectionate and loving that I couldn’t bring myself to wake her so I lay there and gently ran my hand through her silky flowing mane.

She awoke with a slight yawn and looked up into my eyes. “Good morning beautiful” I whispered, she smile and leaned forward. We kissed briefly then she slid out of bed and I rolled off the other side of the bed. The bed stank of sex for obvious reasons so I pulled off the bed sheets and walked into the washroom and dumped the bed sheets into the washing machine and started the wash cycle.

I walked tiredly into the kitchen where Luna stood on her hindlegs over the kitchen counter and was making breakfast, I think. I quietly walked up behind her and slid my arms around her and held her close to me.

“A little affectionate this morning are we?” Luna giggled and I nodded as I kissed her neck. She let out a sigh of comfort as her head brushed up against mine. “So what do you want for breakfast?” I asked and she turned to me. “It’s Hearts and Hooves day tomorrow” she informed me, I wanted to slap myself for forgetting.

“Sorry I forgot” I replied and she nodded. “I just thought I’d remind you. I think we should have some cereal for breakfast, and tomorrow we’ll have a more romantic morning” she suggested. “Mmhmm, whatever you want sweetie” I replied and let go of her then grabbed two bowls out of the cupboards as Luna grabbed the cereal and milk.

We walked over and sat in the living room, she flicked on the TV. It was on some random discovery channel or something, I was going to change the channel but I was too busy pouring the cereal to bother changing the channel. The TV show went to commercials and there was a gunshot on the commercial then some comical laughter. There was a pig carcase with a large bullet hole in it.

“That’ll put another hole in the elephant right there boys” said a comical voice and I looked up to see a stallion on the TV walking with a Smith and Wesson 500 magnum with some ridiculous clothes on. A vehicle horn honked and a truck drove up. “I thought he wasn’t working today” said one of the police deputies, the stallion with the large revolver sighed.

The Pegasus known as Snowflake stepped out of the truck with a blunt look on his face and sunglasses. “Hey Snow how you doing man? Good to see you” said one of the officers. Snowflake shot him a cold look then looked back to the stallion with the large revolver. “Wow Snow you looked jacked, you been working out?” asked the stallion as he felt Snowflake’s massive biceps.

Snowflake still had a cold look on his face. “Give me the damn thing” Snowflake scoffed and yanked the pistol out of the stallion’s holster and pointed it at the pig carcase. The gun thundered and the commercial continued

I chuckled to myself. I had seen this movie before, well at least the human variant of it. If one planet made a good movie than the other planet simply copied the movie and just had ponies in it, I was surprised that no one had sued one another yet over copyright infringements.

Luna and I continued to watch the action packed trailer. As the final credits of the trailer revealed that it was in theatres Luna squealed. “Can we go see that?” she asked excitedly, I remembered watching it when I got some leave time from the military back on earth. It was an amazing movie and I wouldn’t mind going to see it again.

I nodded, “Yeah sure, we’ll go right after we eat” I replied and she let out a squeal of delight. I had no idea she liked action movies but I couldn’t really complain, at least she wasn’t making me go see Romeo and Juliet or something.

We finished breakfast and quickly got dressed and left the house. Luna once again wore her brown leather clothes and I wore my duster coat and some camouflaged cargo pants. I sat on the Harley and kick started it. It began to chug as the engine rumbled, Luna hopped on the back of the motorcycle and I drove us to the movie theaters.

The drive was quick and I parked the Harley around back of the theater and we walked inside. Unfortunately I had forgot to check the movie times before we left. The movie we had come to see didn’t start for another few hours. “We’ll walk around town until the 6 o’clock show” Luna suggested.

I nodded and we walked back out to the streets of Los Pegasus and began to tour around the city. The sounds and sights were pretty awesome. There were street vendors, variety stores and a lot of other random things.

Cpl. Hart, Canterlot castle, mess hall:

“So when do you think the Sarge will be back?” Cloud Dasher asked me. “Oh who knows, that guy could be gone forever. Friggin guy goes on vacation with Luna and leaves us with the LT” I chuckled. “He said he was going to be her personal bodyguard” he told me and I sighed.

“You know that Luna just said that he was the personal bodyguard so that they could be alone and have sex as much as they want” I told him, not entirely a lie because I knew that Luna probably wanted to be alone with Clare for that exact reason.

Dasher smirked, “Yeah okay there Hart, I have this feeling that you’re fibbing me” Dasher replied. I leaned my head back and sighed. “Well believe what you want but I know that Clare wouldn’t think twice and is probably bucking her right now in the change room of a store or something” I told him and he laughed. “Okay now I know you’re bullshitting me because neither the Sarge nor Luna would ever do that” Dasher replied, laughing at my point of view. I leaned forward and looked to him, “No I’m serious he’s probably got her bent over and is bucking her in a change room”

Clare, change room of fashion store:

I humped Luna like a wild bull, she was standing on all four hooves as I rutted her from behind. My hands held her hips as I thrusted and she tried to match my movements. My thrusts slowed and I gave a couple final thrusts.

Luna let out a quiet moan as I came inside her. I let out a grunt as I felt myself twitch inside of her. Cum began to drip onto the floor then there was a knock at the change room door. “Excuse me sir? Do you require assistance?” asked a store attendant.

“Yeah can you get me a box of tissues” I laughed, Luna looked back to me with a humored face. “Shh… shut up” she laughed, “Uhm… tissues?” the store attendant asked curiously. “Yeah a box of them” I replied. Luna stepped forward and my cock slid out of her with a quiet SLUCK. More cum dripped out of her pussy and my penis was covered in my own sperm.

She walked up in front of me and held a hoof to my mouth. “Don’t listen to him, he’s being foolish” Luna called out to the store attendant. “You hush, you’re going to get us kicked out” Luna whispered to me but couldn’t help but to snicker at my foolishness.

I checked my watch and realized it was 5:28pm. “Hey the movie starts soon” I told her and her eyes brightened as we quickly slipped our clothes back on. We hadn’t even brought any clothes to try on we just went inside the change room and started rutting like wild animals.

As we walked out, a store attendant looked to us. “I hope you found our services at your highest expectations” the attendant said. I nodded “Oh yeah… they exceeded my ever expectation and beyond” I said and Luna gave me an irritated nudge and pulled me out of the store.

“Do you have to be so foolish, she probably thinks we’re a bunch of horny hoodlums now” she scolded me playfully. “Oh come on, you’re the one who wanted to do it” I reminded her and she rolled her eyes. “Yes well… those pictures they have of the stallions and mares in those poses are very… arousing” she told me.

We changed the subject as we walked towards the theatre. We walked inside the large movie theatre and to the front desk, I ordered us two tickets and bought a bunch of popcorn and drinks then we walked to our theatre room where the movie was being played.

It was still just the commercials. I checked my watch as we sat down, the movie should be starting any moment now.

“Oh this is sooo exciting. I love these kinds of action movies” Luna whispered, I looked over to her. “I didn’t know you liked action” I told her and she nodded. “It’s so… awesome and it’s always really cool. Snowflake is one of the best action movie stars” she told me. I nodded then leaned back in the comfortable movie chair as the lights in the theatre dimmed and the movie started.

The movie company credits rolled through then the movie started. In the deserts of Marevada, which was probably the pony variant of the Mojave back on earth, there sat a police officer in a cruiser as he sat waiting for speeders.

But rather than keep watch he sat and ate a doughnut, typical stereotype but I loved it. Behind the officer on the highway a set of lights approached but soon they flicked off and the car raced passed the officer in the car. At first the officer didn’t noticed but then the blast of the engine roared passed him and his speed gun read 200mph.

The officer looked curiously at the speed gun. He tapped the speed gun then looked out his window then looked to the sky. The officer sat back in his car and radioed the police station. “Station check, do we have any flights above the Marevada tonight?” the officer asked and waited for a reply. “That’s a negative, go” the radio pony on the other side replied.

The officer looked at his speed gun reading again. “Well tell air patrol they have a jackass in a jet plane flying around with no lights” the officer informed the radio pony then hung up his radio and continued to eat his doughnut.

I chuckled at the stereotypical portrait of the police officer eating doughnuts. The movie progressed and told the story of Snowflake, who was called Snow, as he stopped the Cartel drug lord from crossing the border.

The movie was the same as the human variant with only some altercations but I didn’t care, the friggin movie was awesome either way. Luna was literally on the edge of her seat throughout the entire movie, probably wondering what was going to happen next.

Snowflake made a lot of cheesy one liners and tried to imitate Arnold’s voice but couldn’t do it all that well. The movie finally ended with Snowflake catching the bad guy and all the loose ends getting tied up. As the movie came to an end the mayor of the town walked up to Sherriff Snow.

“Sherriff, what the hell happened to my car?” the mayor asked. In the beginning of the movie the mayor had parked his car in the fire route and Snow had told him not to park in the fire zone and the mayor simply said “If there’s a fire just move it” and handed him the keys.

Snowflake smirked. “There was a fire” he quoted then he and the other two police deputies turned and walked into the dinner. The picture frame froze then faded out as the credits began to roll up the screen.

The lights in the theatre brightened up and lit the theatre for the ponies to see their way out. I got up and Luna and I left the theatre. “That was awesome, friggin Lewis named his guns. That was a great movie” Luna said and I nodded.

We left the theatre and walked around to the back alley where I had parked the Harley. There was several punks smoking. They had spiked up manes and several piercings along with tight leather clothes.

One of the punks looked over to us as we walked towards the Harley. I was hoping they’d just leave us but I suppose fate had other plans. “Hey old man… wait up” said one of the punks and the trio casually trotted over to us. They were young, barely out of their teens yet I could tell that drugs or something had messed them up and made them looked sketched out.

“Can I help you gentlecolts?” I asked casually and one of them nodded as he pulled out a pistol and the other two pulled out switch blades. I concentrated hard, wondering if they’d really kill us just for money. Then my attention was brought to the barrel of the pistol where I saw that the pistol had been spray painted black and it was just an airsoft pistol.

“No” I replied but the colt brought the gun up and pointed it right between my eyes. “Yeah” he ordered me harshly. “No, I’m not letting you rob me” I replied. “Clare!” Luna exclaimed, “Don’t worry babe, I got this” I reassured her.

“Yeah, well if you want to woody your mare again then I’d give me all your money right now” the colt threatened. I snickered and he snarled. “What’s so funny?” he hissed, “I’m not giving you my money” I replied. He stammered as he tried to think of an idle threat “But… I’ve got a gun” he said and I laughed.

“So?” I asked and he looked both ways as he thought up another threat. “So… so that’s how it works, you give me your money” he replied. “No, I’ll show you how this works” I said as I quickly shot both my hands up and snapped his wrist, breaking the pistol from his grip and slamming his body down to the ground with a THUD.

The other stallions gasped but I brought out my Desert Eagle and gave them something to really gasp about. I manually cocked back the hammer and pointed it at one of the punks. “Well considering that I just put down your friend and the fact that you’re now looking down the barrel of a .50 caliber AE Desert Eagle you’ve got to think to yourself, are you feeling lucky? Well are yah punk?” I said in a perfect Eastwood voice.

The punks dropped their switchblades and ran. I looked back to Luna and shrugged as I un-cocked the Desert Eagle and holstered it. “Guess they weren’t feeling lucky” I chuckled.