So this is just a thanks to all you readers who are still reading it and a little story that isn't part of this story but it was funny and somewhat related, So I walked down the stairs of my house really depressed thinking to myself "I just imagined myself having sex with a goddammed animated pony" and the thing is when I imagine things it feels pretty real so it's kind of obvious why it was disturbing. But anyway when I got downstairs I saw a whole box of, guess what, CRACKERS! and a block of CHEESE, and not just any crackers but those little delicious crackers 'Vegtable Thins' and I was like "Ohmygod ohmygod ohmygod" so I sat there eating crackers and cheese and thought "Wait a minute... I don't remember buying these crackers and no one else ever buys crackers so who would've boughten them" so I figured out who gave me the crackers and this is exactly what happened, true story:

Jesus Crist was sitting there reading Love and Honour and he realized that the author was disturbed greatly by his own writing. "SECRATARY LADY!" Jesus called out and an angel secratary rushed in. "Yes your lordship?" she asked. Jesus looked to his secratary, "Tell me, who is this Trigger_Finger that writes Love and Honour?" Jesus asked and the secratary angel quickly reseached it. "Why it's Evan Burdick sir" she informed Jesus. "Well get that man some CRACKERS AND CHEESE IMMEDIATELY!" Jesus ordered and the secratary lady immediately rushed out and got a delivery angel to deliver some good crackers and cheese to the man's house.
And that is exactly how the crackers and cheese mysteriously ened up on my table waiting for me