Sgt. Clare, outside designer store, Los Pegasus:
I parked the Harley in front of a fashion designer store and turned it off. “We should probably buy some sort of protective helmets” Luna told me and I shrugged, “Nah, if you want one sure but I don’t like helmets all that much” I told her as we entered the store.

It was relatively less crowded and easier to walk around without getting blocked in the aisles between the shelves. “So uhh… what do you want to get?” I asked and she levitated out a two piece female bikini suit. “Beach clothes?” I asked, she nodded and lept up to her hindlegs and held the bra piece against her lower stomach area. “Picture me in this, would I look nice?” she asked.

“Uhm doesn’t it go up here?” I asked as I pointed to my chest, indicating where the female breasts were. “No silly, humans and ponies have different anatomy you know” she informed me. Well I didn’t actually know because I didn’t go around looking for horse boobs. “Uhm right. Yeah sure you’d look good in that, you should get it” I replied and she rolled her eyes.

“You’re just saying that” she said in a happy tone. “Well of course I’m it, you asked me” I joked and she gave me a playful nudge. “Fine, I’m trying it on and you’re going to give me your most honest opinion” she told me as she trotted off into the change room.

I leaned up against the wall and sighed, at least she wasn’t hyper active or this would be hard to handle. She exited the change room, the bikini looked absolutely ridiculous. I mean she didn’t wear clothes around the castle so why wear them out here? “How do I look?” she asked, I sighed. “Can I give you my honest opinion? I don’t really know if it suits you. The leather suited you better, but the bikini isn’t exactly practical considering you walk around the castle naked half the time” I began but I was interrupted by a gasp and a squeal.

“PRINCESS LUNA” squealed a voice and suddenly a brilliant white mare with a curly purple mane rushed over. “Hello Ms. Rarity” Luna said to the mare, oh yeah I had met this mare before, fashion designer or something. “Princess, may I ask what you are doing in Los Pegasus?” Rarity asked. “We are on vacation” she told her and Rarity nodded. “May I say that you look absolutely astounding princess, you have a wonderful taste for fashion” Rarity told her, I dipped my head knowing that Luna would purchase the clothes now.

“Well actually I was leaning towards a more suitable look” Luna told her, probably taking my advice. “Well Luna, I must be on my way. Perhaps I shall see you later on” Rarity said then trotted off. I looked to Luna, “If you want them, I’ll buy them. I just think they look… different” I told her and she nodded. “We’ll get them anyway and see how they work” she said. She looked at my chest area then lifted a hoof and cupped my left chest muscle. “You should think about getting a bra to” she laughed, “Hey, I’m sensitive about my man boobs” I joked and held my chest like I had just been sexually harassed. She laughed then went back into the change room to change back into the leather clothes.

She exited the change room with the leather clothes on. “Okay let’s go back to the beach, I want to try these out” she said as we walked towards the check-out counter.

Clare, the beach:

I lay on a beach towel by the water front and soaked in the sun. We had gone back to the house and changed, I had left my pistol in the house and now only wore a pair of boxers. Luna squirmed around as she tried to comfortably rearrange the bikini top

“Well these clothes are quite uncomfortable” Luna complained as she once again rearranged the bikini. “Yeah… that’s why I just wear regular clothes” I replied as I lay in the sun rays. “Well you have a bathing suit on too” she replied and I chuckled, “Not quite, I’m just wearing my underwear” I chuckled and she snickered.

“Fine, I’ll just have to wear my underwear as well. Obviously it’s comfortable if you humans always wear them” Luna replied. I sat up “You aren’t wearing any…” I trailed off as she tossed the bikini bottom at my face, part of it clung to my hair and it hung in front of my face. I frowned as I pulled the bikini bottom away from my face with my index finger but no sooner had I gotten it away from my face then she tossed the bikini top at my face as well, which also conveniently landed on my face. I flicked away the bikini top and looked to Luna, she was naked but that was kind of the norm for ponies and I had become accustomed to it.

I laid back down on the towel and rested my hands behind my head. Finally I could get just a moment of relaxation. “Hey Carl, come into the water with me” Luna called out as she splashed around in the water. “No thanks, you go ahead” I called back and closed my eyes as I took a cat nap on the beach.

5 months ago,

Sgt. Clare, Canterlot castle:

“So tell me princess, why do you say we instead of me or I?” I asked and Luna looked to me. “I apologize, I didn’t mean to” she apologized, I shook my head. “Uhm… no worries, I uhh was just wondering” I replied. “We do not mean to, it just happens by accident. Though we have been practicing we do not have any-pony to train with” she informed me. I shrugged “Well if you want I could train with you” I offered and her face lit up with joy. “Really?” she asked hopefully.

“Well sure why not? I’m just standing around with a Tommy gun all day so I might as well do something to earn my pay” I chuckled. She lept over and squeezed me tightly, “Thank you sergeant, you have no idea how happy this makes us” she squeeled happily. “Guessing by how hard you’re squeezing me… a lot” I chuckled.

Present day,

Clare, beach front:

I awoke suddenly when a large splash of water hit me. It wasn’t cold but it still was enough to startle me. I got up and looked to see Luna with a smug look on her face, “Wakey, Wakey” she giggled. “Oh you little…” I trailed off as I lept up and chased after her, she let out a playful scream as I began to chase her around the beach. She was probably letting me chase her because she could have easily just flown off.

I hadn’t noticed before but it was later in the evening and the sun was going down so most of the ponies on the beach had gone home and we were relatively alone minus a few others in the water. I grabbed her and gently tackled her into the shallow water, well really it was more like I set her down into the water. She snagged her hindleg around my leg and flipped me onto my back then rolled on top of me.

“Ha-ha, behold the might of the night princess, LUNA” she laughed. I wrapped my arm around her body and pulled her down to the ground very lightly and rolled over top of her body. “Behold the might of a human” I chuckled but suddenly I was caught in a dark blue aurora and she levitated me off her then set me on the ground next to her and cuddled up to me. Her chest lay on mine but the bottom half off her body lay to the side as she leaned her face down and we began to make out. The small waves from the ocean splashed against us as we had a romantic moment in the sunset.

I broke away from the kiss “Luna, I’ll always love you. I hope you know that” I told her. A tear trickled down her face. “Clare… I do not think I can stop these feelings I have for you… I love you Clare and I want you to spend the rest of your life with me, together” she told me and I nodded. “I love you too much to ever want to leave you, I’d do anything for you” I told her.

She stayed in that posture for a moment, the setting sun was blocked by her body and the rays from the sun gave her body a beautiful lighting. “I’ll always love you Luna” I whispered as we began to make out again.

She stuck her tongue into my mouth and our tongues wrestled for domination. I slid my hands along her side, the wetness of her fur gave her a nice feeling. I felt strange inside and held her body tight to mine as we continued to make out, her wet fur against my bare skin was exhilarating. She moaned into my mouth and I broke away from the kiss then I rolled our bodies over so I was on top. She gazed into my eyes and I felt warm, content and lucky to have such a wonderful marefriend. Well I think we were in a relationship because if we weren’t than this was sort of strange.

We leaned towards each other and were about to start making out again when my stomach grumbled so I stopped leaning towards her. Luna hadn’t heard my stomach and kept leaning towards me despite me stopping. She had closed her eyes so she hadn’t noticed but when our lips didn’t connect she lifted her hoof up and felt around for my face, still having her eyes closed. She opened her eyes and looked to me, “Is something wrong?” she asked and I nodded. “I’m sorry Luna” I apologized and she sat up and hugged me tightly, “Please, I want to be together, don’t leave me” she pleaded, I guess she thought that I didn’t want this. “No it’s not that” I replied and she scrunched her nose in confusion.

“Well if it’s not that, then what’s wrong?” she asked and I rubbed my stomach area. My stomach growled again, “I’m hungry, do you want to go out to a restaurant for dinner or...?”