Romance Isn’t Dead

Author: Brollyhero93
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He picked the most beautiful looking flowers, of course for the most beautiful looking mare in all of Equestria. He hummed as he went, and gathered up to 9 different flowers. His head felt so wobbly and warm, when he smelled the flowers. “I have gathered these gaudy flowers for you, my goddess. Or how about; I love you, so that’s why I want you to have these... Hmm, nah! Those sound so cheesy, I need something more spicy and lovely..”

He rotated his hoof, kind of like giving himself a touch for this situation, and later felt satisfied with saying that he loves her. But soon it wasn’t enough for him. He needed something more, but what was it that he lacked? Soarin’ was in deep trouble, or so he thought.

The blue coated stallion ran as fast as he could, with the flowers in his mouth, swaying back and forth. Different ideas swam in his head, but one idea stood out like a sore hoof. The idea was getting some mare to tell him how to act, when dealing with romantic situations. He wanted to hear answers, but deep down he felt kind of embarrassed to ask from somepony, but what could you do? He wondered who would be a good target for him to ask from. Maybe Twilight Sparkle? She was a very intelligent mare. He bet that she has had at least a couple affairs in her life before.

When arriving at Twilight’s place, Soarin’ quickly looked back, just because if somepony was following him, he would be even more shamefaced. Even though his whole body was covered in cold-sweat, he still decided to knock on the door. He now hid the flowers in the saddlebag that he had with him and knocked on the door three times. Finding an answer was necessary for him, because he had never done any romantic speeches, or even flirted before.

Soon he heard a sound coming behind the door. It was the handle doing it’s thing and the door opening right after. Behind it stood Twilight as happy as ever, and she of course greeted Soarin’ with kindness, just like always. “Well hello there Soarin’. How are you doing today?”

“I’m doing fine, thanks. But... I was just wondering that.. That...” He first prevented from telling her anything, but he had to do at least something. He had to be brave.

“What?” She started to look more and more curious, as the mortified stallion kept mumbling. He was practically swimming in sweat and embarrassment. “Whoa.. That sweat makes him look so hot... He-he-he..” Twilight went through her daily routine, of imagining what she could do with good-looking stallions. Soarin’ was one of them, and of course he was her dear friend, but she did admit that he was darn good-looking. Everypony in Equestria had some perverted sides to them, but Twilight was an exception. The sly Unicorn was such a pervert, but nopony hadn’t noticed it before. She was most interested in Soarin’s behaviour today. “It’s just that.. OH! I can’t tell you, you will laugh!”

“I most certainly won’t. We’re friends right? Why would I laugh at something you find important?” Her face didn’t lie. She gave him a expression that told him that she wasn’t about to laugh, more so smile.

“Fine... I’ll tell you.... I NEED ADVICE CONCERNING DATING AND ROMANCE!!!” Twilight shoved her hoof inside his mouth and clearly told him that he shouldn’t shout that in the open. She grabbed him inside her home and quickly closed the door behind her. She now looked at him with a very naughty smile.

“So, you really want to hear some advice for that?..” She grinned a little.

“Yes! Definitely! I need to know every little detail there is to know about: dating, love, tenderness, romance and sex!” As he said: “Sex”, he instantly closed his mouth, but too late. Twilight herself grinned even more and trotted towards him.

“That too, huh?... What am I going to do with you?” She playfully shook her head and placed her hoof on his shoulder. This made Soarin’ feel even more uneasy, but it kind of felt funny too, in a weird sort of way that is. “Okay, I’ll tell you everything you need to know. I myself know a lot about this topic!” Soarin’ tilted his head to the left and was quite confused.

“Twilight, you? You’re an expert in this topic? Really?” Twilight instantly felt kind of embarrassed and annoyed, but also kind of proud.

“Yeah, I do... It’s just that I read a lot of books and all.. Okay why don’t we get started then?” She let go of Soarin’ and went to fetch a book that was about love, romance and sex. She brought him only one book, with what it seemed like only having 50 to 70 pages. He looked at the book and then back to Twilight and then back to the book and then finally back to Twilight again. He tilted his other eyebrow and looked quite cheeky.

“This is it?” He was dumbfounded and slightly disappointed.

“Yup! Got a problem?...” She looked very grumpy at first, but then started to giggle a little bit. “He-he-he.. That was the only book that I found. It’s so ironic, that love and all that is such a big topic, but there has only been one guidebook dedicated to it...” She took the book off his hooves and began to explore the table of contents. “First, we should start with dating.. Uh... Dating.. Dating... Aha!” She showed him the book and carefully levitated a quill to it, in order to underline some important quotes, or other useful dictates.

“You should start reading from here. What to do when approaching a mare?” She underlined the whole title and waited for him to read the first pages. She teleported herself onto the sofa and lazily laid there, waiting for some good answers from him. After a while Soarin’ did come up with some interesting responses for her.

“Okay, so basically what I have to do is, I have to close in on her without any fear and tell her my feelings. I have to gently turn the conversation to degrees that suit her the best and care for her opinions and answers. I also have to follow behavioral rules, those also apply and are a big plus especially for stallions, and then they would be gentlecolts, right?” Twilight stood there, dazzled by his impressive memory.

“Yes.. That’s right... You’re so amazing Soarin’!! How did you remember all that!? Whoa.. You’re really smart..” She was breathing and blushing heavily, but didn’t show this to the other pony directly. She hid it by placing her hooves over her mouth. “Somepony is going to get a very amazing, intelligent and very very sexy stallion as a coltfriend! I envy your love interest...” The only thing that Soarin’ could comment on that was giving Twilight a pleasant smile and laughing a little bit.

“Yeah.. And it’s all thanks to you that I’ve found my potential!” They now shared some laughs and read the book together. Twilight taught him everything he needed to know. Now just came along the final things to do; find something to do with his fillyfriend and then after that, the romance could commence finally. Soarin’ was anxious and actually, so was Twilight Sparkle. She was very happy for him and couldn’t wait to tell her friends all about it.

He was trotting happily towards his goal. He was going to go meet Rainbow Dash, she was the thing that turned him on. She was the one that made him feel warm inside, made him feel a lightning bolt strike his heart and gave him motivation to live. Why should he give up on Ponyville, when there are such interesting ponies living there, and such an attractive mare living there? He was once about to go join in with the Wonderbolts again, but he then noticed how lovely Rainbow Dash really was, so he decided to stay. Soarin’ knew what he liked, so that is why finding his true love was that more easy for him, not only because he was so gorgeous and cool, but also because he was smart.

The flowers were swaying in the wind, when Soarin’ was flying to his stated destination. It made him feel more at ease, because the upcoming warmth that he would get from meeting her, would be too much for him, if he trotted there. He felt more and more sultry, when he closed in on Dash’s cloudy home. When he finally arrived at her doorstep, he started doubting the whole thing.

He backed away from the door and looked down in sheer apprehension. “What if I freeze, right when my eyes meet hers? What then...?” He scraped the cloud that was under him, making small cloudy particles fly off of it. “No way! I can’t fail! Twilight taught me well! I can now harness all that information and use it to my advantage; I can now interact romantically with mares!!!”

Rainbow Dash heard a loud shout and went to look outside what it was all about. After she opened the door, Soarin’ stood there all petrified, just like he predicted would happen. “Uh... Soarin’? What are you doing out here? And why do you have such pretty looking flowers hanging in your mouth?..” He instantly snapped out of the stationary pose, and proceeded to flirt with her. He knew that all that learning had helped him and now was his turn to show her what he had learned from the guidebook.

“I uh.... I wanted to give these flowers to you Dash..” He sounded very calm and nice, when he said that. Dash noticed this and blushed a little. She too was actually quite fond of Soarin’. First of all, he had been a Wonderbolt, one of her biggest dreams and second, he definitely was an attractive pony. She decided to help him out on this one, by pretending to not know about his mistakes. She just went along it, even if it was kind of awkward. “Oh wow! Those flowers are so.. So... Cool! Yeah, that’s right... So cool..” She took them out of his mouth and took a big sniff, instantly getting comfy vibes throughout her body.

Actually, it was quite easy to fall in love in Equestria. The place was so vast, mysterious and beautiful. Also the ponies living there, were fun-loving and kind, well most of them. Rainbow Dash knew that someday she was going to meet her prince charming, and this stallion immediately met her every requirement. Love was, but a normal sight in Equestria, and it’s princess enjoyed looking at everypony making out, and hearing lovely things, that filled her ears with romance.

Soarin’ on the other hoof, was standing there, and observing the situation and he looked quite pleased. His plan did work after all, Dash asked him to come inside her home and so he did. He went in and closed the door behind him very quickly and looked almost exhausted. He was just probably very embarrassed, but deep inside, he enjoyed every moment of it. Dash had never met a stallion like this. This was her first time ever, and she was very excited to know what he had in mind for her.

“I was just thinking here Dash.... Wanna go out?” He waited patiently for an answer. Dash was just trying to find a nice vase for the flowers. He noticed how much she took care of her house, even if she was a tomboyish pony, who was always seen doing exercises, training, taking care of the weather, or just napping. She also took care of things, such as cleaning and taking care of her own hygiene. This made him even more happy, and he desperately wanted to go out with her now.

He had always wanted such an independent mare as his partner, and now was his chance. “I was thinking of going eating somewhere. I haven’t eaten all day, so that’s why.. So, wanna come with me?" Dash now flew in front of him and after landing; she leaned her face very close to his and whispered:

“Of course...” She was blushing heavily, as she did so. Soarin’ was also blushing, and being slightly aroused by it. After a couple of seconds of total silence, he finally broke the silence, by suggesting that they should go eat already. And now, both of them were flying together, trying to find a place that had acceptable food for both of them.

“Hey Dash..” Soarin’ said, whilst focusing on flying and looking for potential places to dine in.

“What?” She said with an interested tone to her voice. She clearly wanted to hear what the ex-Wonderbolt had to say to her.

“You know... When I left the Wonderbolts, I just wanted to settle down somewhere, but Ponyville was the one that made me feel the best vibes. I mean, this place is like a paradise for ponies like me. I had been with the Wonderbolts for so many years, and I just thought that it was time to have a little change, you know..” He looked at Rainbow Dash, who in turn smiled at him with a very pleasant one. Her smile clearly told him that she really did care about his opinions and ideals, and maybe she even cared about him.

“Yeah.. That actually does sound like it would even happen to me, if I was a member of the Wonderbolts. I would probably at some point grow tired of it, and just move to a quiet little town, to enjoy my life with endless luxury...” Dash looked a little down and she felt a little bit jealous of Soarin’s success, but was soon going to forget all about that.

“Well of course, if you want to put it that way. I do have a lot of money, because of all my success as a Wonderbolt, but I wouldn’t go as far as to say that I live a luxurious life...” Soarin’ also looked a little bit sad, but Dash fortunately broke that self-pity, by saying:

“What do you mean by that? You have money, tons of it! And you’re saying that you aren’t content? I would be, if I was you.” Dash didn’t quite understand, but it gave Soarin’ a chance to prove her, why he felt so alone.

“It’s just that... I want to share it with somepony... I don’t actually care about the money! I just want to spend time with somepony that I love, for eternity. This answer that Soarin’ just now uttered, struck Rainbow Dash deeply. She had never felt so mystically uplifted before; she felt like him moving to Ponyville was destiny, which was meant to be. That it was just him and her.

Dash didn’t want him to know yet; she just grinned a little bit and commented on their flying. She had noticed that they were both flying an endless loop around Ponyville, when they were talking. Both of them laughed for a while, shared some funny moments, and later descended close to the restaurant of Ponyville. The one where Horte Cuisine serves his famous dishes.

Both of them were enjoying every moment that was given to them. Dash ordered a nice looking salad, with apple slices planted on the edge, sort of giving it a symmetrical look. Soarin’ himself ordered a big plate of vegetables, fruits and berries. It even had some mushrooms mixed in. They also had ordered some wine to go with their delicious food.

Soarin’ reached for her hoof, and held it gently between his. “You know....Thinking about it.. Just looking at you and staying close to you is enough for me. When I hold your hoof like this and look at you, it makes me so happy. I just wanted you to know..”

“Ha-ha-ha! I understand you Soarin’. I too like this feeling. I like it when you touch me that way. I want to be with you from now on. You’re interesting...” She grinned in a playful manner, but was at the same time secretly teasing him.

“And I want to be with you, Rainbow Dash. We can become the best of friends, and maybe we can even fall in love....” He focused looking at her, and didn’t want to look away.

“Haven’t we already fallen in love?” She asked, at the same time she grinned even more.

Soarin’ was just about to say it to her, but it was futile now. The food arrived just in time to ruin the moment for him. But he was hungry, so the sweet-talk had to wait.

After eating, chatting and flirting for a couple of hours, they both flew to Soarin’s place for the night. The helpful stallion paid for both of their meals and winked at Dash, as to say that he will take care of it all. Dash blushed yet again, but this time she curled both of her hooves around his upper arm.

“I had a blast...” She kept brushing her cheek on his neck and had her eyes closed the whole time. She was enjoying herself throughout.

“I too had fun. Say... We should do this some other time, Dashie.” Rainbow Dash smiled, as he said that cute nickname.

“Ha-ha! Pinkie Pie always calls me that. It’s so sweet.” Dash said with a gentle smile and posture.

“Hay, yeah! You should be called that more often.” They both giggled a little bit, before trotting out of the restaurant, and taking off to Soarin’s place. The meal had cost Soarin’ about 42 bits, meaning that it wasn’t that cheap to begin with, but he would sacrifice all of his money for Rainbow Dash any day.

When they both arrived at Soarin’s home, they first admired all the furniture that his home was decorated with. There were similar pillars that Dash had in her house, covering the surroundings of his house. There were some flowerbeds planted here and there and the place even had a fountain. There was also a gate and a path leading to Soarin’s doorstep. The house itself was as big as Rainbow Dash’s place. “Wow... This sure is an awesome home. You’re so rad Soarin’!”

“I know right... I have always loved a very cool looking home!” They were both still admiring the place, until deciding to go in already. “Well, shall we?”

“Yeah, let’s..” They both trotted to the door. Soarin’ opened the door and let Rainbow Dash to go in first. It’s one of those things that he had read from the guidebook. It represented kindness towards mares. Every gentlecolt needed to know that.

“I hope this is going right...” He closed the door behind him and smiled, as he saw Dash gasping for air. The place was filled with amazing looking photography, paintings and other decorations. He even had a table that was filled with all kinds of prizes.

“Wow! This is just so... awesome!” Her eyes were all blurred from getting almost tears to come out, but she quickly wiped them out, and let out a sweet laugh. Soarin’ was also smiling, he thought that being positive was one of the most important aspects about romance. You had to forget all those bad memories and just enjoy what was in front of you. A pony that loved you and cared for you, was always bound to make you feel good. Time ran past slowly, and soon both of their eyes met in the heat of the moment and it was almost, as if it was meant to happen. It was magical.

“Wanna know something?..” He closed in on her and gently placed his hoof on her head, and proceeded to stroke her mane. The mare blushed even more than before, the color of her face was almost as red as a tomato.

“What?.....” She gave up herself to him already. She knew that she was going to be in heaven soon. That she was going to receive treatment from an absolutely amazing Pegasus. She circled her shivering hooves around his neck, and both of their heads connected, so that they were able to touch each other’s foreheads with their own heads. Both of them had their eyes closed, in order to set a more romantic mood.

“The first time I saw you, I knew that you were something completely different. You are special. You are so beautiful. And you are so very perfect.” Rainbow Dash moaned in a very sweet tone, and now both of them fell together on the soft cloudy floor. Both of them had their wings up, and they felt as hard as rocks. Soarin’ looked at Dash’s pretty magenta eyes, and she in turn looked at Soarin’s emerald eyes. She was the one taking the lead and so, she placed herself on top of Soarin’. Dash grabbed Soarin’s hooves and pinned him on the floor. He was unable to move now.

“I want our first time to be interesting. Okay?.... I am new to this, but my instincts are telling me that this will be the best way.” She laid her body weight on top of him and very gently breathed into his ears. Both were blushing like crazy and everything felt so warm. They didn’t want to let go of each other.

“This is good, Dashie.. Just keep it like this... I feel fine..” He himself now circled his hooves around her, now was his time to be more approaching. He kept on brushing her mane, as it was only natural for him to do so. He did it in a motion that made Dash even more cozy. She tilted her head up and smiled, in a very aroused way. She was starting to get ready for the big thing.

She then looked at her coltfriend under her, and thought to herself how lucky she was, to have such a stallion to join her in her very first romantic relationship. He in turn looked at her, with a similar concept, only that he thought in his head what would happen, if something bad would happen to her. He had to protect her, it was his duty. It was more important than life itself for him!

It was now time to act. Both of them grasped each other’s heads and closed in on each other, lips puckered. Finally, when the two collided, both were kissing passionately already. Sticking their tongues inside their mouths, swapping saliva furiously and soon turning the kissing into other parts than only the mouth. Their first experience of love and romance was like this, it was not a normal way of putting it, but this was a first kiss, that would not be forgotten quite so easily. At least, that’s what both of them thought.

He was caressing her slender body with his hoof and tongue. Dash found it very pleasing, and she did the same to him. They were now lying on the floor, all sweaty and happy. They didn’t start the real thing, just yet, they first wanted to have some fun, before going more sexual. “Oh Soarin’... I just.. I just love all of this...” She had some tears in her eyes, but these were tears of happiness.

“What do you love about it?” He asked with a very inviting voice, whilst slightly biting her ear. He passionately kissed her again.

“I love this moment that were having.. It’s fantastic..!” She answered, and was looking rather dazzled, because of all the romance and warm feelings. Dash kissed him right after, and he received it by getting a couple more kisses, as a bonus.

Mmm... That felt and tasted great.... Hey! I know what we can do finally..” He stood up and playfully grabbed Dash’s legs and lifted her up. He tried to position his head between her legs, so that he could lick her most sensitive parts. Dash responded to this, by squealing a little bit and laughing right after. Her vagina opened up very easily, as she had already masturbated countless times, very roughly.

“Soarin’... What are you doing? He-he-he..” She was practically laughing, like she was being tickled. But soon she calmed down and moaned heavily. She was especially drooling all over her mouth, when Soarin’ finally started licking her. “Ah.. Right there... Please more.. Ah, it feels so friggin good!” He started to get turned on even more, and knew what to do. He licked her clitoris with satisfying accuracy and results. She didn’t have a moment’s peace, without feeling sexual pleasure. Every second felt like heaven for both of them. Soarin’ was masturbating himself, whilst doing this treatment for Dash.

He took his wet & sticky muzzle out of her vagina, and asked her: “Do you like it? Or should I be rougher?” Rainbow Dash already knew what to ask. She was literally going crazy, from all the desire, lust and pleasure.

“Please more! Harder!! I want everything from you!!!” Soarin’ sighed with a satisfied way and smiled. He then decided to continue, by giving her a hoofjob. He first stroked her vagina with slow, repetitive motions, but after a while he became quite creative in doing so. He lifted her up, making her butt face the other way, than her head. Soarin’ was a very strong and athletic pony, so this was actually quite easy for him. She was now upside down and laughing all the way. “Ha-ha-ha-ha!! This is so much fun, and so awesome!” He also snickered a little bit, and soon started doing her again.

He pumped her anus full of his own saliva, and then kissed the mouth of it several times, making the kissing sound more sloppy and arousing. He then started sucking the hole with his tongue, over and over again, whilst Dash was sucking his cock. Meaty, slapping sounds were coming from Soarin’s erected penis, and it made Dash almost mesmerized.

It sounded so satisfying and nice, and tasted delicious too. The shape, the taste and the sounds were magnificent. She didn’t know that it would be this good, sex that is. Dash wasn’t able to say anything, she was completely speechless, and besides, her mouth was already obscured by a throbbing cock.

But very delightful and happy moments didn’t last forever, in a continuous manner that is. So both of them were soon about to reach their limit, and had to ejaculate eventually. Soarin’ and Rainbow Dash knew this and decided to give it all they got. “Ah... Uh.... Hey Dash.. I’m coming soon. I’m.. Coming... Ah..” He was just about to do it, and so was Rainbow Dash. She took her mouth off of the horny morsel, and decided to give it a wank with two hooves, so that she would be able to speak.

“Oh yes... I’m coming too.... Ah..” Their bodies were shivering from intense delight, and their eyes widened and felt heavier and heavier. Blood rushed through both of their veins and also their body language was more aggressive, such as: Stroking ones penis very roughly and salivating on top of it every 5 seconds. Soarin’ was also affected by the last moments, before ejaculating all over the place. He was licking both holes that Rainbow Dash had to offer, and he even stroked his muzzle on them.

Now came the moment of insane pleasure. The best 4 seconds of a mare’s and stallion’s life. It was here and it came in a flash. “Oh yeah!! Here it comes!!! Ah.... AH!!!!” Soarin’ moaned in a very aggressive manner, and was shouting those words, until getting smothered by the mare’s divine white fluids. Her vagina sloppily threw the love juice onto his face, and was silenced by his hoof. “Damn.. Your overflowing!... Whoa!”

Soarin’s cock was throbbing at the same time Dash’s vagina was frantically shooting some more juices. He also soon began to ejaculate. The penis shot sperm onto her face like a hurricane would throw various objects at extreme speeds. Some of it went into her eye, but she didn’t care, the moment was too pleasurable to be concerned about pain. The rest of the semen got shot onto her ears, forehead, nose, cheeks, mane, mouth and neck.

“He-he-he... Your cum feels so warm.. Mmm... It smells so good too.” She touched the sparkly looking white glue, and her eyes closed, as she smelled it and took a lick of it.

After a while of intense ejaculating, both fell to the ground in sheer bliss. They were both panting and smiling at the same time, tongue sticking out of their mouth. They licked each other’s sperm off of their bodies and mixed them inside their mouths. They were enjoying the afterglow with sweaty, tired looking bodies. “Wow... That was.. Ha-ha.. Amazing...!” Soarin’ said, while he kissed Rainbow Dash’s cheek, mouth and nose.

“You said it... I didn’t know that it would be this great...” She was rubbing Soarin’s stomach, which was partially stained with some leftover semen. She then hugged him tight, smiling all the way. Dash placed her head on top of Soarin’s chest and tried to have some sleep. He on the other hand was a little worried, if somepony would find them lying on the floor, smelling of ejaculation and sweat, but all this was soon to be forgotten, when he said this one thing:

“Dashie... I love you.” He then took hold of her, by hugging her of course, and smiling softly, blushing as he did. “I won’t ever leave you alone, or throw you away!” He began to cry a little bit, but quickly wiped away his tears and dived his head deeper into her chest.

“Oh Soarin’... I love you too!..” She kissed his forehead and also let out a few tears. Finally, she hugged him tightly and didn’t let go until dawn. They both knew that someday, they had to part ways, but that would happen slowly, for they were both actually only 20 years old. They had their whole life ahead of them, and nopony could ever stop them. They were both the fastest fliers in all of Equestria and would always be together, no matter what. Forever and until death. When the world itself would disappear, they would just laugh at it, and enjoy their time in paradise, with their dear friends that they always loved and cared for.

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THE END