What happens when a cellist and a DJ get totally shitfaced drunk?

no, not sloppy drunken sex. An adventure, that's what.

OctyVinyl humanized.

This is a complete rewrite of 'Unexpected Friends'. That one will most likely stay up in case people want to see the original, but this is going to be completely different in all but the most major of story points. Emjoy!