It's been a week since Andrew, Helena, Jhon, and Nick were moved to Ponyville, luckily there were very little calls, and they all were minor cases. Today, everything was hectic, nothing was going as planned. They were all scattered around town, trying to get everything back under control, but too many things were happening at once.

"Nick, I want you to find out what the fuck is going on. Helena, try to calm down the civilians, Jhon, help nick get anything and everything under control. I'm going to find Twilight, get ready, because I sense a shit storm in the future." Andrew ordered as he strapped on his security body armor.

"Yes sir!" They all said in unison, they then headed out in all directions, not stopping until they got to their destination.

Andrew strapped his holsters around his waist and headed out towards the library, where he was most likely to find Twilight. The thing is she wasn't there, instead a purple lizard, napping on the floor. Andrew got into a squat where his knees were arm rests, and his heels were off the ground. He poked the little lizard as it woke up rather quickly.

"Oh, woah woah! Take it easy Spike, I'm here to find Twilight." He ran upstairs and left Spike scratching his head. Once he came back down Spike stopped him dead in his tracks.

"Wait, how do you know my name?" He asked, Andrew grunted.

"Twilight told me. I'm pretty sure you know my name, correct?" He said with a serious tone.

"You're the Captain in charge of the Police Station right next door. I saw you at the announcement Princess Celestia gave a week ago." He summarized, and Andrew nodded.

"Okay, this isn't the time, we'll talk later. Do you know where Twilight is?"

"Yeah. she said she was headed over to Sweet Apple Acres." Andrew patted him on the head.

"Thanks, I gotta run." Andrew bolted out the door and Spike shrugged.

"I'm gonna take a nap." He went back upstairs.

"Andrew, you seeing this shit?" Helena radioed in.

Andrew stuck the earpiece back into his ear as he replied. Everything on his part was in all shape and form is fucked up, he's got black ballerinas, long legged bunny rabbits, overgrown apple trees, things went FUBAR in a matter of seconds.

"Yeah, I can't seem to do anything! The four of us are scattered all over the place!" Andrew responded as he hogtied a mutated rabbit, and he saw in the sky Rainbow herding the pink clouds. He started to make his way over to Sweet Apple Acres, where all the girls were, trying to solve this mess.

He shook his head as he knew that he was going to have to get all the help he could. He made his way over to Sweet Apple Acres and came over towards the girls. They were all stressed out, and Twilight was even freaking out a little bit. Andrew then turned off his tacpad, as it was on the fritz, as well as his other technology since they were acting all funky. As if an EMP went off, but there was no way these Equestrians know about that kind of technology yet. Yet the radio frequencies stayed intact, as if something wants to keep them communicating.

"Drew Poo! You gotta try this chocolate milk! And the cotton candy!" Pinkie was drenched in chocolate milk. Her cheeks were stuffed with cotton candy, and it looked pretty sticky to be honest.

"Girls, do you have any idea what's going on? My crew is scattered all over the place trying to maintain control!" He pointed back to the town. Every second things just got weirder, there were more black people dressed in ballerina costumes line dancing.

"I don't know Andrew, we haven't the slightest." Just then a royal letter appeared in front of Twilight, she opened it up and gasped.

"Girls! We need to get to Canterlot right away! Princess Celestia needs us!" They all nodded and Andrew crossed his arms. He smirked.

"The Princess should be able to solve everything. Don't worry, we'll do anything and everything we can, I promise." He saluted, they then headed off towards Canterlot, and Andrew went back into town.

'Alright, non-lethal methods Andrew. Don't fuck up anything more than it is already.' He thought to himself, he then turned on the radio.

"Team, rally up. We gotta stop this in any way we can." He then heard them respond all in order in a series of, "Yes sir's," they went and gathered up in town square, in which it was floating overhead.

"Alright, sitrep. Now." Andrew ordered.

"We can't get everything in order sir. There's too many things out of control, and we can't do anything." Helena said, he nodded.

"Well, do something we can do. Because I promised Twilight." He snapped back. They all then went their separate ways, doing every little thing they could to keep everything in check. Andrew had to round up the mutated bunny rabbits, in which he was pretty good at using a lasso.

"Well, this certainly brings out the Texan in me." He said as he hogtied another rabbit down, all over town there were hordes of rabbits trampling on everything. Nick also helped out rounding up the animals, but Helena was busy trying to keep the townsponies all calm. They were all scared to death, and Helena was doing the best a Brit could do to calm them down.

"Alright everypony, you need to stay calm. Twilight and her friends are doing their best to solve this mess. I'm sure everything will be back to normal in a matter of time." She said, just then Jhon was riding on a cloud trying to round them all up, he could be seen eating some as well.

They then heard something go on at the library, a bookshelf has knocked over. Andrew was the first to the scene, riding on a mutated bunny. A cold feeling ran up his spine as he went inside. Once he was inside it was all dark, and he turned on his flashlight, it flickered for a second before turning on.

"Hello? Anybody in here?" He asked, he heard something move from behind him. He quickly did a 180 degree spin and saw a species of unknown origin. It had multiple body parts of multiple species and variety, and it seemed to be holding a book.

"What are you?" He raised his Desert Eagle at the being towering above him.

"Why, I'm a Draconequus of course. Pleased to meet you I'm Discord." He stuck out his lion paw, and Andrew slowly shook it as he backed away.

"Andrew, charmed." He looked at Discord slowly as they both gazed at each other.

"I say dear boy what are you? I never seen anything like you in all my life. I can see that you must be able to cause so much chaos, I sense it in you." Discord raised an eyebrow and Andrew hesitantly responded, he was catching on that h could be the one responsible for this mess.

"I'm a human, for starters. Yes, things around me tend to be chaotic at times. But other times I like to keep everything under control. I can ask the same about you." He said, and Discord chuckled.

"I have a feeling you and me could do many things together. Anyways, I have to be going, I have a storm to be creating. It involves this great plan to separate the Elements of Harmony." He then teleported out of sight, and Andrew was left scratching his head in confusion. Andrew then took the book Discord had messed with and opened it, revealing a tiara and multiple necklaces that seemed to match the butt pictures of his six pony friends.

"I really have to ask the girls about those. Anyways, I think these may be important. I gotta find Twilight." Andrew said to himself.

He then closed the book and put it in his sling backpack as he headed towards the door. He then made his way to the Police Station to grab a weapon from his wall locker. He opened the door and inside was utter mayhem. The water pipes were all busted and everything was polka dotted.

"Okay, I really gotta find Twilight, before I end up in the mental hospital." He said as he made it to his wall locker. He opened it up and pulled out a Tomahawk.

"I have a feeling I'm gonna need this." He mumbled.

Author's Notes:

I took gordobraveheart's challenge to write a chapter on my Playstation 3. I honestly don't know why he told me it was hard. It's just that the rate of words per minute is significantly dropped compared to when I type on the computer.