SU 60s piderman gurs thru newyurk an flys purst mera jurn and surs Lik I giv a fuk and flurs into a purtle

AFTER GOING THROUGHT THIS PORTAL 60S SPIDERMAN FINDS HIMSELF TO BE WRITTEN IN BAD ENGLISH LETTERING AND CAPSLOCK BUT DID HE GIVE A FUCK? NO!

AFTER GETTING UP HE SAW PONYVILL AND EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING BEACUSE OF A SONG THAT KEPT SAYING GRAVEL KING BUT DID HE GIVE A FUCK? NO!

SO HE WALKED INTO THE EVERFREE FOREST AND PISSED ON A URSA MINOR

AND SAID: LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

AND WALKED AWAY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING LITTLE DID HE KNOW BEAR GRYLLS CAME UP TO THE URSA MINOR AND LICKED ITS FACE CLEAN OF THE AMAZING YELLOW WATER THAT DIDNT GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT BEING LICKED OF A GLOWY BEAR

SO AFTER 60S SPIDER MAN WAS DONE FUCKING FLUTTERSHY HE GAVE NO FUCKS ABOUT IT AND WENT TO CANTRALOT WHERE HE FOUND DEADPOOL YELLING AT A COMPUTER BEACUSE HE COULD NOT TYPE ON IT AND HE ALSO SAW A ANGRY GUY YELLING AT DEADPOOL ABOUT HISTROY ON THE COMPUTER WHYLE CELESTIA WAS RUBBING HER TEMPLES BEACUSE SHE GAVE A FUCK ABOUT IT

60S SPIDER MAN HOWEVER DID NOT GIVE A FUCK SO HE SLAPPED HER HORN MADE THE PORTAL BACK AND GAVE NO FUCKS ABOUT THIS INTIRE ORDEAL