Donal and Gooby Gu Tu Equstia

by The Poster

Chapters

fak u gooby

su gooby an donal wur sittn in sert an donal say fak u gooby so gooby cri and sa why u do dis donal bt den purtl opewn an thy gu tu equstia an land infrnt of princrs celrst su.

Su she go and say Why crnt i trlk righf drd wuna slirp smthin intu drnk? bt then owld spiwce guy cums awnd say POWWWWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRR arnd jrmps urt windur.

su den guby and drnal firght and luna gurs bak to moon arnd surs sis y u du dis? an dies

burt den tururts guy curms and furks shurt urp n di witha puruw ovf univurse rnd black hurl frms an purnies dur and durpy surys i just dont know what went wrong! arn mak big explurs.

arn half life 3 curms out wit gurdun turlk burt die and donal sy fuk u gooby arn purtle form bak ontop gak muntin whur thur hamburglur say URGLE BURGLE GAK GAK GAK GAK arnd draven from lurg uv lurgen say DRAV DRAV DRAV arn gaanks durm arl deh end also flurtushy gurts analy destrued buy flowurs deh en

burt wurt den awien aturk an dey gom an duk nukem sav dury wid diry purdy arn thurn scurt say to engi NEED A DISPENSUR RUT HEURS and die wiut hurnur n shurt an den mlp gurt cancled fur making childrurn be muresturd by neck beards an gooby gurt cancur

durn the cumpurtear rurnd teh wurld delwet systm 3fur an they di bur curnl clunster fuk A.K.A gorge W bush thats right i dont give a fuck about your stupid gooby letters

AUTHOR: GOD DAMNIT DEADPOOL HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU DONT. TOUCH. THE. FOURTH. WALL. also dont fucking go throught my computer history CELESTIA no's what you would find

DEADPOOL: Oh yhea AND WHAT IF I DO?!?!

AUTHOR: WELL FUCK YOU TO BUDDY

AUTHOR: bak tu story nuw

su dunal dur an gurby gut all dem lardys burt ladys dun like gooby so he say Why u du dis? an cri

gravle king

So after gooby and donal went to bed deadpool whent throught mha histury an sau video su he

DEADPOOL: STOP FUCKING TALKING LIKE THAT AND SPEAK ENGLISH

TEXT: SORRY YOU INSENSITIVE FUCK

SO after looking at the histroy he saw a video marked gravel king so he clicked it snickering.

the video brought him to youtube and he waited for it to load, and waited, and waited, and waited untill it loaded

It brought to him a majestic song so powerfull it would make you jizz your pants EVEN THE LADYS.

IT went a lil somthing like this

GRAVEL KING ,KING OF THE GRAVEL, GRAVEL KING, KING OF THE GRAVEL GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEL KING!!!!!!! KING OF THE WHAT? KING OF THE GRAVEL after clearing out his ears from brain cum

DEADPOOL: That is the single most wost thing i think i have ever heard, HEY what the fuck do you think your doi..jjsgidsfhueshrhebfjsdushgwahgesufheui.

CAPTINPLANET: LITTERING IS NOT COOL BUT YOU NO WHAT IS? INCEST WITH DOGS AND CATS

AUTHOR: what the fuck i mean WHAT THE FUCK

Gooby herd thurs an durtdn lurk su he wuk up donal brt donal sy Fak u gooby

so gooby say y u do dis? an cri

LIKE I GIVE A FUK

SU 60s piderman gurs thru newyurk an flys purst mera jurn and surs Lik I giv a fuk and flurs into a purtle

AFTER GOING THROUGHT THIS PORTAL 60S SPIDERMAN FINDS HIMSELF TO BE WRITTEN IN BAD ENGLISH LETTERING AND CAPSLOCK BUT DID HE GIVE A FUCK? NO!

AFTER GETTING UP HE SAW PONYVILL AND EVERYONE WAS SCREAMING BEACUSE OF A SONG THAT KEPT SAYING GRAVEL KING BUT DID HE GIVE A FUCK? NO!

SO HE WALKED INTO THE EVERFREE FOREST AND PISSED ON A URSA MINOR

AND SAID: LIKE I GIVE A FUCK

AND WALKED AWAY LIKE IT WAS NOTHING LITTLE DID HE KNOW BEAR GRYLLS CAME UP TO THE URSA MINOR AND LICKED ITS FACE CLEAN OF THE AMAZING YELLOW WATER THAT DIDNT GIVE ANY FUCKS ABOUT BEING LICKED OF A GLOWY BEAR

SO AFTER 60S SPIDER MAN WAS DONE FUCKING FLUTTERSHY HE GAVE NO FUCKS ABOUT IT AND WENT TO CANTRALOT WHERE HE FOUND DEADPOOL YELLING AT A COMPUTER BEACUSE HE COULD NOT TYPE ON IT AND HE ALSO SAW A ANGRY GUY YELLING AT DEADPOOL ABOUT HISTROY ON THE COMPUTER WHYLE CELESTIA WAS RUBBING HER TEMPLES BEACUSE SHE GAVE A FUCK ABOUT IT