"Heya Spike!"

Spike turned around from organizing the various books that made up the Ponyville library to see Snips and Snails walking through the door.

"You two? In a library? What's the occasion?" Spike asked.

"Ever since the Great and Powerful Trixie came back with her awesome magic, we want to learn some too!" Snips exclaimed.

"Yeah, we want to be awesome magicians!" Snails added.

Spike rolled his eyes.

"You two? Magicians? Ahhh, well, whatever floats your boat. Follow me."

As Spike led the two hopefuls to the Magic Section of the library, he inwardly facepalmed.

These two really shouldn't be allowed within 100 feet of magic.

As he reached the correct shelves, he turned and mock curtseyed.

"Here are the tomes you require, o promised ones," Spike snickered.

"Thanks, Spike!" Snails yelled as he and Snips began frantically rummaging through the shelves, knocking a few onto the floor in the process.

"Hey, cool it guys! You're making a mess!"

"Oops, sorry," Snails apologized.

"Yeah, we'll slow down," Snips said.

Spike huffed to himself as he began picking up behind the two bumbling colts.

Why do I have to foalsit these guys while Twilight's at the spa with Rarity?

Spike continued replacing the fallen books until he reached a particular book named "Lessons in Love: A Sensual Guide".

"Huh? This book shouldn't be in the magic section. Now where would this go?"

Spike looked around at the different labeled shelves and didn't see anywhere that this particular book would fit into.

"Maybe it's one of Twilight's personal books. I'll just give it a little read. Maybe I can use these "love lessons" on Rarity."

The dragon retreated to the one of the reading tables and began reading.

"Whoa, these pictures are pretty graphic. I probably shouldn't be looking at this, but Twilight's not here right now, so...."

Spike was beginning to let his mind drift as he viewed one explicit instruction set after another. He started picturing himself with Rarity in a myriad of the pictured positions, letting his tongue hang from the side of his mouth as he continued. He made it halfway through the book until it switched from dealing with mare and stallion couples to just stallions. Spike was intrigued, so he started paying more attention to what was detailed.

"Wait, stallions can do it with each other? I've never heard of this."

As Spike began reading the second half of the book, called "Colt Cuddler Chronicles", he began thinking about how He wouldn't be able to make it with Rarity for a while due to his age. He started to wonder who would be willing to try some of these positions.

Sweetie Belle? Nah, she'd probably blab to Rarity, and that wouldn't be good. Apple Bloom? Nope, Applejack would kill me. Scootaloo? I don't think chickens are into that kind of thing.

Spike didn't really know any other fillies he could screw around with, so he began thinking of the Colt Cuddler Chronicles, and looked behind him where Snips and snails were fooling around with a spell book.

"You really think this'll work?" Snails asked his companion.

"Of course! The instructions are simple! Let's just focus and say the words," Snips replied.

Both colts set the book down on the floor and began chanting.

"Leth'tu, zufalis, jin'quotic, mel'chalial!"

The lights in the library darkened as both colts' horns began to glow with a bright orange light, and a ball of orange electricity formed in front of them.

"Look Spike, we did it!" Snips yelled.

Spike's jaw dropped as he saw the two actually pulling off the spell. It wasn't nearly as powerful as it should've been, but it was remarkable that they could even form a Flare Ball at all.

Snips and Snails gave each other a hoof bump amidst their success, but stopped concentrating on the Flare Ball in the process. The sparkling sphere fell onto the spell book, causing both to vanish with a loud bang and a flash of light. The two colts stood stunned as the lights brightened again, looking at the spot where the book had once been.

"Whoops," They both said in unison.

"You guys! Now I have to order a new book from the Canterlot Library before Twilight finds out!" Spike exclaimed.

"We're sorry Spike, honest!" Snips cried.

"Yeah, we'll make it up to you! Whatever you need help with today, we're here to help," said Snails.

Help from these guys might just make things worse.

"Alright, alright, let me think for a second what I could use some help with," Spike said. He began looking around the library while thinking of something he could use them for. His gaze drifted back to the table where he was previously sitting and the book atop it.

It's worth a shot.

"I want you guys to help me with some stuff in that book over there," Spike said as he led them towards the reading table. He picked up the book and showed them the illustrations of the Colt Cuddler Chronicles.

"I want to do some of this stuff."

"Isn't this stuff that only adults can do?" Snips asked.

"I don't see any reason why we can't do it," Spike replied.

"Well, okay, let's do it," Snails said.

"Okay guys, we're gonna start with the first thing on the list, called a "blowjob".

"What're we gonna be blowing on?" Snails asked.

Spike shook his head.

"No, you don't actually blow on anything, you- here, just let me go first. Lay back." Spike said.

Snails laid on his stomach, at which point Spike rolled him over. Spike began licking at the colt's sheath until his cock began to slide out. After enough of it was out, the dragon began to lick Snails' dick.

"Oh man, it feels so good!" Snails exclaimed.

"Really? I wanna go next!" Snips said.

"We'll all get our turns, just hold on," Spike said.

Spike looked at Snails' semi-erect penis and remembered what he saw in the book. He then began sucking on the head of Snails' dick, sliding his tongue around the tip as it went in and out of his mouth. After a while, he began to push more of it into his mouth while continuing to work his tongue, causing Snails' to moan. Spike pulled off of the horsecock when he got an idea.

"I know how you two can do this at the same time. Snails, turn on your side. Snips lay down the opposite of Snails and turn on your side facing him."

Snips laid on his side with his head right in front of Snails cock.

"There you go, now start sucking," Spike said.

Snails began to lick at Snips sheath to get his dick to slide out, while Snips was already taking his buddy's cock into his mouth.

"It tastes a little weird," Snips said around Snails' member.

"Yeah, you're supposed to get used to it," spike replied.

After Snips penis exited its sheath, Snails began to suck at it, causing Snips to moan.

"This is really good," He said.

"Mmm hmm," Snails replied nodding his head.

After a bit of this, Snails began to moan louder and began bucking his hips, forcing more of himself into Snips mouth and down his throat. After another minute or two and with a grunting moan, Snails came. Snips wasn't prepared and began coughing and sputtering on the other colt's load, leaving a puddle of cum on the floor beneath them. Snips was the first to speak.

"Spike, this *moan* stuff is all gooey and *ah* salty."

"It'll taster better when you get used to it," spike replied.

"That was awesome!" Snails said, pausing for a few seconds before returning to working on Snips.

"Hey snips, do me now," Spike said.

"Okay, if it'll taste *uhn* better."

Spike walked over and stood in front of Snips. Snips was confused when he didn't see a penis or a sheath on Spike.

"Where's your thingy," He asked.

Spike looked down.

"It's in there, you just have to lick at it for it to come out."

Snips began licking at Spike's lower abdominal scales and shortly after, his cock slid out from between the scales. Snips noticed that it wasn't wrinkly like a pony's cock, but was smooth and slick. He began sucking on Spike's dick, taking more of it into his mouth than he did with Snails. Spike closed his eyes and let his mouth hang open as he put his hands on the side of Snips head and began thrusting his reptilian cock in and out of the colt's mouth. He started to pant as he neared orgasm and right before he climaxed, yelled "Holy Guacamole!"

Snips was ready this time and took all of Spike's cum into his mouth without choking on it. Spike thrusted a few more times before pulling out of Snips mouth while falling to his rear. Snips then swallowed Spike's load.

"It did taste a little better this time," Snips said.

"Told ya," spike replied between pants.

"Oh man, i'm feeling something down there!" Snips exclaimed as he drew close. "Snails, i'm gonna squirt that stuff out!"

Snails nodded his head as Snips climaxed a few seconds later. He swallowed the load as it came without spilling a drop.

After the three of them had time to cool off, Spike looked through the tome again and found something else he wanted to try.

"Alright, Snails, on your back again. Snips, get on your knees at his end. You're going to put your thing in his butt," Spike ordered.

"In my butt? This is kinda weird, but if it feels good like that last thing, i'm all for it," Snails said.

Snips walked over to Snails and got down on his knees. He then pressed the tip of his cock to Snails' anus.

"Like this?" Snips asked.

"Yeah, just put it in slow. Don't start too fast or it'll hurt," Spike replied.

"Well, here goes nothing."

Snips pushed the head of his dick inside snails, eliciting a gasp from both of them. He then slowly slid his cock in to the base, the saliva and semen from their previous activities serving as lube.

"Oh wow, this is even better! I feel really full inside, but it feels good!"

"Yeah, and my thingy feels even better than when it was in your mouth!"

Snips began to work in and out of Snails, taking long, slow thrusts, Snails gasping with every push. He was bringing his dick all the way out of Snails before sliding it back in. Snips then started to take shorter and faster thrusts.

"Dude, i'm gonna do it again," Snails said over the sound of his friend's hips slapping against his ass. He then climaxed again, sending spurt after spurt of cum onto his own face and chest, panting as he licked some off of his face.

"Hey Snips, i'm gonna try something," Spike said as he moved behind Snips. He grabbed his member and pushed the tip inside of Snips' ass as he stood behind him. He then grabbed Snips' waist and began fucking him from behind.

"I-it's even *ohh* better from *moan* both ends!" Snips said.

"I can't believe Twilight never taught me about this stuff," Spike said as he started thrusting harder against the colt's chubby ass. Snips came with a shudder and laid forward on Snails, giving Spike better access. He began kneading Snips' ass with his fingers, enjoying its softness. Just then, Spike felt a familiar feeling as another orgasm built up.

"Oh boy, here we go again," Spike said right before he came again, filling Snips' ass with his load as he continued to thrust through his climax.

"Ooh, my bottom feels so creamy," Snips panted.

Spike slipped out of the short colt's ass and stood, albeit with some trouble, and walked unsteadily over towards the sex manual.

"There's one more thing I want to try. It's called "doggystyle."

"Eww, are we going to be doing it with a dog?" Snails asked.

"Ugh, no, it's just a name," Spike replied. "You'll need to stand for this one. Snails come over here and put it in my butt."

Spike turned away from the duo and leaned forward until his head was on the ground. He then spread his legs apart and spread his ass cheeks with his hands. Snails walked over and tried to align his member with Spike's opening, but was having trouble since he couldn't see the Spike below him. Snips saw this came over to help.

"Here, I got it," Snips' said as he guided Snails' cock towards its goal.

"Thanks ol' buddy ol' pal," the taller colt replied.

Snails slowly slid himself into Spike. After he got as much as he could inside, he began to slowly rock back and forth. Spike's tongue had slid out of his mouth as he revealed in the feeling of being penetrated. He began to moan and pant as Snails started to pick up speed. Spike silently came after a short while, his ejaculate painting the floor beneath him. His anus clenched tight around Snails' dick, forcing the colt to thrust harder.

"Spike, i'm gonna start squirting again!" Snails said.

"Uhhhhhh," was Spike's only reply.

Snails shouted as he was hit with his fiercest orgasm yet. He frantically thrusted his hips as he pumped more and more cum into Spike. After he rode his climax out, he pulled his dick out of Spike so Snips could have a go.

"All yours buddy," Snails said while trying to catch his breath.

Spike didn't move from his position nor did he say anything, he just panted and continued to hold his rear cheeks apart. Snips' took this as a sign to go ahead and shoved his penis into the baby dragon's dripping, gaping hole.

"Man, it's so warm and gooey!" Snips gasped as he mounted Spike and began to fuck him. Snips wasn't as well-endowed as his taller friend, so he was able to go balls deep into Spike as he rammed against him. Spike came wordlessly for the second time, adding to the growing pool underneath him as it connected with the puddle from the earlier blowjobs, spreading around spike's head and tongue.

Snips' panting grew more frequent as he tried to hold off from his orgasm.

"Hey Spike, we should start doing this a lot more often," Snails called out from where he was resting.

Spike didn't reply. He was in so much pleasure that he couldn't form a coherent thought. His legs buckled and gave out as he fell forward to his knees, a short writhe of his tongue across the semen-covered floor was his only response. Spike then proceeded to cum again, Tightening his butthole and marking his fourth orgasm as his serpentine pupils began to dilate. As the shagging went on, the sheer amount of pleasure that was coursing through Spike caused him to lose his vision completely, leaving him able to see only flashing colors.

"It's *ahh* so tight! i'm gonna blow *grunt* again!" Snips exclaimed.

"You can do it buddy! Give him the ol' one, two, buckle my shoe!" Snails cheered on.

Snips cried out louder as he reached another climax, slamming as hard as he could into Spike during the finish, the dragon's belly distending as load after load of cum was pumped into him. The green colt slowly pulled out of Spike's butt.

"I'm getting hungry, Snips. Wanna grab some lunch?"

"Yeah," Snips said, trying to recuperate. "Hey Spike, you want some lunch?"

Spike didn't move or speak as he had blacked out during his last orgasm. His anus did unclench though, causing a wave of cum to splash from it onto the ground as his stomach returned to its normal size.

"Ah, he's probably tired. We'll come back and see if he wants to grab dinner with us," Snails said.

"Sure thing," replied Snips. "We're heading out, Spike. Thanks for the fun. We'll swing by later," Snips called out as he and Snails left the library.

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Spike regained consciousness about a half-hour after the two colts had left. His vision had slowly began to return to normal as he began replacing a few fallen books. As he waddled over towards the pool of semen, he hiccupped, and a bright green flame sparkled to life from his maw and enveloped much of the cum on the ground, causing it to vanish.

"I am so dead," Spike said.

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Princess Celestia was taking a short lunch break from the daily duties of holding court in Canterlot Castle. She had taken today's break alone because she wanted a little time to be herself, by herself. As she unscrewed the cap from a bottle of soda, she began lifting it above her as she tilted her head to catch the stream of falling soft drink. All of a sudden, with a puff of green fire, a large amount of sticky white liquid burst into existence above her and fell, a lot of it getting into her mouth as it coated her. She coughed and hacked as she managed to spit out what liquid she didn't swallow. As she  composed herself, she took note of what had happened.

It's all gooey, and that familiar taste and smell. Could it...........

"SPIIIIIIKE!!!!!"