I'm naming it chapters now. Don't worry it's not all that bad. This introduces the Doctor and he will be my recurring character. Alrighty then, it's filler time. Let's go!

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The Doctor started his daily routine on this specific day. He always go inside the strange blue box called the TARDIS to repair it. However, today is very different. He decided to go to Ponyville to pick up some snacks before he repairs the TARDIS. What seems to grab his attention was the inhabitants of Ponyville. No colts or stallions to be in sight. He spotted a mailmare. Derpy is the Doctor's assistant, but she was acting very differently.

"Hello Doctor." She said in a low seductive voice. Her hooves was running over the Doctor's body. The Doctor was flushed red.

"Why Ditsy. Hello to you too!" He unsure what was happening and started to take a step back, but then he was in a full gallop. Soon after, Derpy was after him.

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Meanwhile...

I was just going to the library to return a book I borrowed a few days back. When I opened the door, nopony was there.

"Hello! Twilight. Spike. I came to return a book." I got no response. "Okay then, I'll leave it right here." I grabbed the book and set it down in the pile with labels that says "Return". I turned around and then I saw Twilight. I jumped a bit. "Oh Twilight. It's you."

"Hello Ethan. Nice day isn't it." I notice something in her tone. Something within me snapped. I checked Twilight's calendar. Crap! It's mating season for equines. I took a step back.

"Now Twilight, let's not do anything rash. Let's be reasonable."

"Now come on Ethan. Why would I do anything that harsh? It's not going to hurt." She approached me slowly. I was in full panic. I teleported myself to the door and book it. Twilight followed me. Man, she's persistent. I did the most reasonable thing. I form change.

"Form change! Elemental hero!" My physical appearance took a drastic change. "Fire Blitz!" I was engulfed in fire and moved at about sonic speed. While doing this, I pondered over what happened to the other citizens of Ponyville. Suddenly, I bumped into a pony. My instincts took over. I unsheathe my sword using magic.

"Whoa! Whoa! What are you doing?" The Doctor stood up. Dusting himself he looked at me. "Your not female. Good because I got a whole town of mares chasing me."

"Well then I got a mare chasing me and apparently we are right in the middle of mating season." I soon saw a stampede of ponies behind the Doctor. "RUN! DOCTOR! RUN!" I yelled. We broke into a dash. Unfortunately for us, Twilight stopped us. Her magic was gripping us tightly.

"Well I got a two for one deal." She grinned. I was getting creeped out.

"Now Twilight release us. We don't want to harm you or anypony."

"Now relax I'll take you back to the library and make it all feel better." She said. She lifted us with her magic aura and head for the library.

"What are we going to do?" The Doctor whispered.

"Haven't you dealt with situations like this before."

"Yes, but this is different. I've never been held down with magic before."

"Well, where's your TARDIS?"

"In a abadoned cottage next to the Everfr- Wait a minute how do you know about the TARDIS and my name and the situations I've been?"

"I'll explain as soon as we get there."

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Twilight walked through the library dragging both the Doctor and me into the library. I was struggling to get out.

"I need to use the bathroom." I wanted to use the oppurtunity to escape.

"Nope. I already know all of your tricks. I got it from "Egghead's Guide to Prisoner Tactics"." I was baffled to even think there was such a book. Hell, if I'm ever going to escape, I gotta be random. The Doctor was trying to loosen up the ropes. "Now Doctor. Wait your turn."

Twilight's muzzle was getting close. This is it. "Do a Barrel Roll." I said out loud. I rolled out of the way. "Form Change! Elemental Hero!" My body changed again, this time the form didn't last a minute. I revert to my normal form. "Damn! If only I had fingers."

Twilight got close to me again. Then she started kissing me. I suddenly got hot, but soon it was interupted by a familiar mailmare. "Hooves off my muffin." I saw the Doctor got loose. He soon took something out of his pocket. A sonic screwdriver. It made a high pitched noise, soon knocking out both of the mares. We tied them up and carried them.

"Great timing Doctor." He noticed my sarcasm.

"Well then, let's head to the TARDIS." The Doctor said. "Allons-y" We galloped down the winding path. We saw a couple of mares searching for any stallions. We hid in a nearby bush to avoid attention.

"Hell, they are heavy." I complained. When the mares turned. We made a run for it. Once we reached the TARDIS, the Doctor unlocked the door. We set the mares down who just happened to regain conciousness.

"Next year, let's build an emergency bunker for everypony." I paced around. Twilight struggled to escape. "Sorry Twilight, it's for your own good." Twilight pouted.

"Well then, that's resolved. Mind telling me who you are and where you come from." The Doctor asked.

"Well I do owe you one. My name is Ethan and SpellBlade is my pony name. I come from Earth. Different dimensions, you know the usual. This universe and your universe are considered T.V. shows so that's how I know you." The Doctor was working on his TARDIS. I explained everything to him.

"Ah yes, the telly. It's really strange how my dimension relates to yours."

"Anyways, hows Rory and Amy?" I asked.

"Well they both have a good family."

"Anyways, can your TARDIS jump us to the next day." I was strolling around.

"No, not yet. It's still out of order. Well, where stuck here for a while."

"Alrighty then!" I glowed with excitement. "Well something to tell when I go back home. I still feel like this a zombie apocalypse. We need sniper rifles."

"No, no guns. By the way where is Twilight Sparkle."

"I feel a disturbance in the force." I turned around really slowly. Then, Twilight pinned me to the ground and started kissing me. We've been kissing for minutes till I broke it. "DOCTOR!!!" Then she kissed me again.

The Doctor reached for his sonic screwdriver, but soon Ditsy got to him as well. "Bloody hell, I don't want to be mounted!"

Defense Mechanism Activate...

A huge high pitch noise came from the M.E.T., this time however the screwdriver joined the in the noise soon knocking everypony out.

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Next Day...

"I'm so sorry Ethan." Twilight begged.

"Don't worry. At least no one was hurt." I said. "Besides, it wasn't your fault. Next year, me and Doctor is going to be more prepared. Were building a nuclear bunker." I laughed. "Anyways, I got a book that I don't need anymore." I pulled out "Heart of a Samurai".

"Thank you Ethan. This means a lot to me." She leaned over to kiss me on the cheek. I blushed.

"Alrighty then, I need to take a nap cause somepony was mumbling in her sleep." I looked straight at Twilight with a grin. "Oh, by the way I've jst finished writing a letter to princess Celestia."

Dear Princess Celestia,

I just learned that you should be prepared no matter what. It was really hectic down here. I also learned that protecting somepony can ultimately lead you to your doom. Sometimes you just get lucky for the first time, but next time be prepared cause there won't be a next time.

Sincerly,

SpellBlade

P.S. Twilight's a really good kisser.

"Let me see the letter." Twilight requested.

"Sorry, but no." I turned to Spike. "Yo! Spike could you send this letter?"

"Spike, no! Not until I see the letter." Twilight teleported me next to her. "Hand it over."

"Spike! Catch!" I tossed the letter and he caught it. "Send it!"

"No rip it!" Twilight jumped me. "Spike come on!"

"I'll give you a gem-aack!" Twilight started jumping on me. I rolled over and Twilight fell. "That's really harsh." Spike had no idea what's happening so he sent it anyways.

"NOOO!" Twilight yelled. I went to Twilight and put my hoof on her shoulder.

"Don't worry I didn't put anything horribly bad in there. Besides, lighten up it's on my name." Twilight smiled, then she pinned me to the ground. I looked at her saying, "Konichiwa, Twilight-san!" I left her confused. I started laughing and she joined in.

"I never understand ponies." Spike shrugged.

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