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Harry Potter the Boy Who Now is a Pony!

by cornholio4

Chapter 1

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Chapter 1

It was during his fourth year before the 1st task and Harry was sick of it all. Sick of Ron's stupid jealousy, Hermione's self-righteous attitude, especially when it came to that bloody S.P.E.W (even Dobby won't go near her after she tried to stick a cap on one of the Hogwarts house elves even after he said he didn't want it), Ginny's blasted fangirl-ness and her overbearing mother, Malfoy's ego, Snape's petty little grudge just because he didn't get along with his dad, he was tired of all of it.

On a Hogsmeade weekend he had managed to sneak off to Gringotts and after speaking with the Goblins he got himself emancipated. He was also angered to find out Dumbledore illegally made himself his guardian and placed him with the Dursleys. He had also tried to his vaults but was denied by the goblins each time which was a bit of good news.

He had a plan which he got Dobby to help him out with. He had an international portkey (which he got from Dobby) ready so he could leave Hogwarts, go to Gringotts and start anew somewhere.

Soon after the morning feast was done Harry had all of his stuff in his trunk and was leaving. As soon as he came to the front door of the castle he saw Snape blocking the way.

"Potter! Where do you think you're...?"

Now, an interesting tidbit about the featherweight charm, since its purpose is mainly to make something easier to lift, that's pretty much the only thing it does. You cast it on weights and it'll be liftable, but they're still just as solid as they always are.

In other words, Snape learned firsthand that a trunk with that charm can still knock the hell out of you when used as an improvised club...

Harry had wanted to do that for 4 years and how did it feel good to finally do it!

However the wards had probably warned Dumbledore and his staff of what was happening as after Harry had exited the castle and just opened the front gate he heard McGonagall's voice shout out "MR POTTER, WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU DOING?"

He turned to see Dumbledore and McGonagall running out the castle.

"What does it look like I am doing?" Harry asked "I am leaving this dump!"

"Harry my boy" Dumbledore said in his condescending grandfatherly voice "the express won't be leaving until the next Hogsmeade weekend..."

"I am not taking about this school" said Harry "I am talking about all of Britain! I am leaving it all behind!"

"Harry as I am your guardian..."

"Not according to Gringotts you are not" Harry smirked. Dumbledore's face was absolutely priceless.

"Harry you have to stay, you will lose your magic if you don't compete in the tournament..." Dumbledore started when Harry dropped his things and took out his wand and lifted it in the air.

"I Harry Potter do solemnly swear on my magic and life I did not enter my name in the Triwizard Cup and I will NOT compete in the Triwizard Tournament! So Mote It Be!" Harry said. He then casted a small lumos charm to prove he still had his magic. If possible Dumbledore's face was more priceless.

Dumbledore was gobsmacked. He knew the contract in the Triwizard Cup wasn't actually magically binding but he needed Harry to compete.

"What have you done Harry?" said Dumbledore "come along Harry I am sure the contract in the Cup will override that nonsense oath you just took..."

"Forget it old man" snorted Harry putting his wand back into his cloak. He then got his stuff and went out the gate. He was then holding the portkey (which resembled a large stamp) in one hand and his trunk in the other with Hedwig's cage right in front of him.

"Harry what about your friends..." started Dumbledore when Harry interrupted him again by saying "what friend? Ron is a jealous prick, Hermione is annoying the house elves and Ginny is being an obsessive fangirl! The only true human friends I have Neville and Luna I have already spoken to and they have accepted why I am leaving! So forget it you idiot!"

"Mr Potter you will address the headmaster with respect..."

"McGonagall I will give him respect when he earns it" Harry shouted "he lets my almost be killed every year I have been here and he refuses to tell me why Voldemort is after me!"

Dumbledore spotted the portkey (which resembled a giant stamp) in Harry's hand and said "that had best not be what I think..."

"If you mean an international portkey, then yes, it's exactly what you think. I told you I'm through with magical Britain. Good-bye, and good riddance!"

Harry activated the portkey and at the exact same moment Dumbledore sent a spell at his hand aiming for the Portkey to try and disarm it from his hand. It actually touched the portkey just as it was activating messing with the magic involved.

Harry's wasn't able to hear Dumbledore's cries if anger as Harry disappeared.

Harry was knocked out with a big thud as he landed on some muddy ground. Groaning he got up and saw her was in some sort of forest. He saw Hedwig's cage had somehow landed on its side. He tried to pick up the cage on his side but somehow he had trouble with his hands as if he had no fingers.

He resorted to picking it up right with his teeth. He saw Hedwig looking at him as if she didn't recognise him. When Harry got a look at his hooves-wait a minute...HIS HOOVES?

He saw a nearby puddle and looked into it. To his horror he had somehow became: A HORSE! He had became a green horse, he still had his mother's green eyes, some sort of horn, he black hair remained (although it could be called a mane now, his scar was still on his forehead and somehow near his posterior he had gotten some sort of tattoo with a lightning bolt on it.

WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED TO HIM!

Of course he was so busy panicking on what he was seeing that he didn't notice his trunk had fallen from the branch it got stuck from until it landed on his head-HARD!

Harry couldn't recall how long he was out. He then started hearing a soft female voice as well as hooting noises he recognised coming from Hedwig.

"Oh the poor dear looks like he hit his head pretty hard! He will need some rest, won't he Angel? And his owl looks a little frightened as well!"

Harry slowly opened his eyes and saw he was in a bed in what looked a little like Hagrid's cottage. In front of the bed he was in was some sort of yellow horse with a pink mane.

"Oh you are awake" said the horse in a soft female voice "hope you are feeling well..."

"YOU-YOU ARE A TALKING HORSE!" screamed Harry.

"You mean pony don't you?" asked the pony "and of course I am a talking pony! You must have bumped your heard a little too hard, and I think you shouldn't strain your voice..."

"Alright then talking PONY!" said Harry "I must be in a really bad dream!"

"Why do you think you are dreaming?" asked the pony confused.

"Because of this simple fact: PONIES CAN'T TALK!" screamed Harry.

"Of course they can talk" said the pony "after all you can talk".

Harry renembered he had been turned into a pony as well. Harry managed to get out of the bed he was in and started banging his head against the wall making Hedwig hoot angrily because of the noise.

"Gotta wake up, gotta wake up, gotta wake up..." Harry started saying. The pony looked concerned and forced him back into the bed saying "you really need your rest!"

Great another Madam Pomfey he thought. He then asked "where am I and who are you?" asked Harry.

"I am Fluttershy and you are in my cottage!" said the pony "I saw you knocked out in the Everfree Forest and I took you back here! Who are you?"

What kind of name is Fluttershy Harry was thinking. He then said "my name is Harry and really where am I?"

"Well you are in Ponyville if that is what you are asking Harry" said Fluttershy.

"Ponyville? That is like naming a place Humanville!" Harry thought and said "I mean where am I? Where is this Ponyville?"

"In Equestria of course" said Fluttershy.

"WHAT ON EARTH IS EQUESTRIA?" asked Harry "because last I checked I was in Britain and I was a human, not a pony!"

"Britain, human?" asked Fluttershy confused. Harry was thinking maybe when Dumbledore's spell touched his portkey it messed it up sending him to a place where apparently ponies can talk.

"Look last I remember I was a human and I was going someplace else but due to interference by a meddler I have been sent to this place and somehow I became a pony!" Harry tried to explain.

Hedwig began hooting louder and Harry turned to her and said "sorry Hedwig!"

"Hedwig is that your owl?" asked Fluttershy and Harry nodded. Fluttershy showed him a rabbit saying "this is my pet rabbit Angel!"

Soon after Fluttershy made Harry eat some of her homemade soup (it kept spilling due to Harry being unable to hold it with his hooves) Fluttershy said to Harry "well seeing you seem to be better I can take you to my friend Twilight and she might know what to do if you explain to her! She studies magic!"

"They have magic here too? Well there are talking ponies so sure why not, and what kind of name is Twilight?" thought Harry as he got out from the bed. Fluttershy lead him through the front door as he tried getting used to walking on 4 legs.

Seeing some of the animals Fluttershy had on her yawn made Harry think she would be good friends with Hagrid. After seeing all the different coloured ponies everywhere Harry was thinking he can get used to this place. It certainly has to be better than the old life he was leaving behind.

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