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Building Walls, Burning Bridges

by MonolithiuM
An adventure of highly insulting and callous behavior led by a small human named Mono. Whether it's crushing romances or denying amazing power, our hero strives to avoid as many cliches as possible during his less-than-fortunate adventure..
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A human with a sour temper, an immunity to magic and mischievously-sinister tendencies appears in Celestia's garden. His body suffers from a strange case of disproportionate deformity, and he displays a certain degree of genre savviness regarding the ponies' world. Using this knowledge, the human struggles to avoid "cliches" to the point of obsession. His attitude constantly pushes away the ponies and their attempts at friendship, while he intends to use the brightly-colored equines to gain a stranglehold on their economics. Combining cartoon-physics and manipulation, the human slowly rises to the occasion in order to swindle the wealthy, assert his presence, and dominate his environment.

Just how far into his quest for wealth, however, will the ponies let him get?

(A self-insert that is fully conscious of cliches, contains swearing and some mildly violent and offensive themes. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. So don't whine about it. Welcome to the internet.)

LEGAL STUFF

I own the artwork.

MLP:FiM belongs to Hasbro, Studio B, and Lauren Faust

Any references to media are purely used for entertainment purposes.

Dubious
Incomplete
Comedy

85,713 words: Estimated 5 Hours, 43 Minutes to read: [Fimfiction.net] [Cache]

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40 Chapters:

  1. Prologue- Life Was Good* [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 4th, 2013
    2,634
  2. Chapter 1- Worst Nightmare/Best Dream [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 13th, 2016
    2,299
  3. Chapter 2- Reluctant Introduction [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 23rd, 2013
    1,980
  4. Chapter 3- I Keep My Real Name in My Other Pants [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 25th, 2013
    2,232
  5. Chapter 4- Publicity [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Apr 26th, 2013
    2,111
  6. Chapter 5- Political Contender [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 13th, 2016
    1,862
  7. Chapter 6- Reality Check [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 4th, 2013
    2,190
  8. Chapter 7- Cliches Strike Back [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] May 24th, 2013
    2,752
  9. Chapter 8- Cutie Mark Conspirators [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 1st, 2013
    2,449
  10. Chapter 9- Mo' Money, Mo' Migraines [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jun 10th, 2013
    1,720
  11. Chapter 10- Under the Hood [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 2nd, 2013
    1,532
  12. I'm Going to Turn Discord into an Unlimited Roll of Toilet Paper [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jul 17th, 2013
    343
  13. Chapter 11- Sweet Dreams Are... [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 5th, 2013
    3,649
  14. Chapter 12- Zebras and Irony [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 12th, 2013
    2,472
  15. Chapter 13- Friendship for Dummies... by Dummies [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 20th, 2013
    2,192
  16. Let's See How Discord Likes THIS One! [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 22nd, 2013
    421
  17. Chapter 14- Farewell Canterlot... for Now [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 3rd, 2013
    2,332
  18. [ARC II] Chapter 15- Cliche Central [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 2nd, 2013
    1,712
  19. [ARC II] Chapter 16- Cutie Copperfield [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 11th, 2013
    1,178
  20. [ARC II] Chapter 17- Apologies and Clay [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 16th, 2013
    1,778
  21. [ARC II] Chapter 18- The Bet [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 24th, 2013
    1,812
  22. [ARC II] Chapter 19- The Hardest Part is Finding a Unicorn and Making It Cry [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 14th, 2013
    2,130
  23. [ARC II] Chapter 20- I Suppose We Should Call This Chapter Twenty [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 10th, 2013
    1,472
  24. [ARC II] Chapter 21- Crusaders+Idea=Everfree Forest [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 10th, 2013
    1,947
  25. [ARC II] Chapter 22- Chunks [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 1st, 2014
    2,034
  26. Happy Belated Hearth's Warming [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 1st, 2014
    492
  27. [ARC II] Chapter 23- Gem of Rages [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 12th, 2014
    2,411
  28. [ARC II] Chapter 24- Did I Say Making a Unicorn Cry Was Hard? [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Jan 20th, 2014
    2,383
  29. [ARC II] Chapter 25- Cleared Up [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 11th, 2014
    1,673
  30. DELETED SCENE #1 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 3rd, 2014
    1,633
  31. [ARC II] Chapter 26- Freezer Burn [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 11th, 2014
    2,063
  32. DELETED SCENE #2 [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 18th, 2014
    2,057
  33. [ARC II and a 1/2!] Chapter 27- Get Goin' Ya Dumb Bastards [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Aug 21st, 2014
    2,712
  34. [???] The Question [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Oct 12th, 2014
    1
  35. [ARC II] Chapter 28- Caught Between the Clouds and a Hard Place [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Feb 13th, 2015
    8,267
  36. [ARC II] Chapter 29- An Aspirin or Something [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Nov 30th, 2015
    3,570
  37. An Eldritch Persuasion [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 17th, 2015
    603
  38. [ARC II] Chapter 30- He Set Us Up the Bomb [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Dec 20th, 2015
    2,619
  39. [ARC II] Chapter 31- Spendthriftin' [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Sep 14th, 2016
    2,458
  40. [ARC II] Chapter 32- Love and Its Pitfalls [Fimfiction.net] [Cache] Mar 10th, 2017
    3,538
Published Apr 17th, 2013
Last Update Mar 10th, 2017

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