I like sugar, and I like tea

But I don't like Dirt ponies...no siree!

There's two known things that'll make me puke

And that's a feathered fucker, and a dirt pony douche!

You know it...cause I show it

Like one of those talking roosters I crow it!

And the useless dirt pony posse.

Would sure like to get a-hold of dirt pony-hatin' me!

Roses are red, and violet's are blue

And dirt ponies are dumb, you know that's true

But they don't mind, cause what the heck!

You gotta be retarded to get a welfare check!

And I'm broke...no joke

I ain't got two bits for a coke!

And I gots a horn, you see

So Celestia won't help poor dirt pony-hatin' me.

Dirt Pony, Dirt Pony...where are you?

I's here in the mud-pile...watchin' you

Dirt Pony, Dirt Pony...come on out!

No! Cause I'm scared of the Unicorn's surroundin' my house

You know it!...cause I show it.

Stick your hornless head out and I'll blow it!

And the useless pony posse

Can't keep you away from little old dirt pony-hatin' me!

Hey! Celestia! What do you say?

When are we unicorns gonna have our day?

The dirt ponies's had there's such a long, long time

I'm a unicorn, and it's high time I had mine!

You know it...cause I show it!

Stick your hornless head out and I'll blow it!

And the useless dirt pony posse

Can't win if the unicorns stick with dirt pony-hatin' me!