My Little Stories
Chapter 2: The Pie (with a capital P)
Previous Chapter Next ChapterAuthor's note before writing the chapter:" Writing Pinkie Pie... This will be a challenge: because for one, I hate Cupcake references, and two, I have no clue how to Pinkie will respond to all situations, because... well... she's Pinkie Pie. She's the embodiment of laughter (and randomness)."
The Pie(with a capital P)
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It was a morning when Pinkie Pie was ----
"Why is it always a morning?"
"Um Pinkie Pie, I'm trying to write an innocent story here? Could you, you know, not break the fourth wall?"
"Only if this story doesn't start in the morning."
"Can you then have me write the rest of my story without you interrupting?"
"Sure, just stay clear of mornings some more, alright?"
"Can do, will do. I never noticed that."
Author's note: "Sorry I couldn't stop Pinkie Pie breaking the fourth wall, but enough of that! Onward with the story!"
"Pinkie, Pinkie! Where are you?" Mrs. Cake asked.
"I'm right here!" Pinkie said, right behind Mrs. Cake.
"Oh Celestia, you will give me an heart attack someday. But now that you're here I would like to ask you something"
"Is it taking care of the foals, cause I love taking care of the foals, do you love that, of course you do, you're their mother! Silly me!"
"No it's not taking care of the babies, actually we're going to go with the family to the doctor for a checkup. but there's one problem, there's a pie in the stove. If we're not back in 45 minutes, could you please get it out of the stove?"
"No problem!"
"Thank you, Pinkie! We'll be on our way, then." Mrs. Cake said, she turned over to the rest of the family and said: "Pinkie will take care of the pie!"
"Great! Let's go!" And with that, the Cake family left.
"43 minutes remaining" Pinkie said to herself, "What am i going to do in that time? Ooh I know! I'll go do a prank on Twilight!"
And some good pranking it was: Whenever Twilight laid down a book and turned around Pinkie grabbed that book and silently placed it on another shelve. After a while Twilight started to get angry so Pinkie decided to stop. She looked at the place of the sun and saw that it was already 10 minutes ago that the pie needed to be removed out of the stove. Unsurprisingly, when she got back at Sugarcube Corner, the pie was burned.
"Now what do I do? If I don't think of something, Mrs. and Mr. Cake will never let me watch pies anymore."
She strafed in a circle for a while, until she had an idea: She would make another, better pie. And not just any pie, it would be a Pie with a capital P! She began working.
"All you do is take a cup of flower and add it to the mix!" she sang.
She added chocolate, cupcakes, mufins, flowers, crushed gem, sugar, more sugar, and a lot of other stuff
"Pinkie Pie, we're back! sorry it took so long." the Cakes said when they entered the house.
Pinkie's heart jumped to her throath, the Pie was't done yet! It needed to be in he stove for a few more minutes! She ran to the door to stop them. "How did it go?"
"Well, this little mister here," Mrs. Cake said when rubbing over her son's head, "and this little miss here," as Mr. Cake lifted up his daughter "both need to be vaccinated against cutiepox."
"So did these little-biddle ponies cry?"
"No they didn't, and --- Ow!" Pound Cake had kicked Mr. Cake on his shins. "No sweetie, we don't kick other ponies."
Then Pound and Pumpkin started crying. "Pinkie, quickly! Do something!"
"On it!" Pinkie walked towards the saloon door an jumped behind it."Where's Pinkie? Here's Pinkie!" she said, as she jumped in front of the doors." Pound and Pumpkin immediately started laughing again.
"Pinkie? Did you get the pie out of the stove in time?"
"No sorry." She saw the faces of Mr. and Mrs. cake go grim, but then she said: "I made a new Pie (with a capital P)!"
Epilogue
Everyone lived happily ever after, the Pie was a succes and many ponies got sick that night. (Gummy did a pee in the punch).
Fin
Author's note: Thank you for reading! I personally think that I could have done this chapter better, but when I did, the chapter turned out 2000 words. That's way too long for my LITTLE stories. (Yes, I know I just wrote little big). Please give me feedback, or ideas in the comments!
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