Act IV, Scene III

ACT IV, SCENE III, CONTINUED

Maid: Certainly not, kind sir! I am here but to clean your chambers.

Prince Blueblood: Is that all you have come here for, little one? My chambers?

Maid: I have no idea what it is you imply, master. I am but a poor pony maid.

Prince Blueblood: So you are, my dumpling. And a good one at that. Such strong legs and shapely tail.

Maid: You embarrass me, sir!

Prince Blueblood: Fear not. You are safe here with me.

Maid: I must finish my cleaning, sir. The mistress will have my head if I do not!

Prince Blueblood: Cleaning, eh? I have something for you. Here, polish my spear.

Maid: But it is huge! It could take me all night!

Prince Blueblood: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT IV, SCENE III

Act VII, Scene II

ACT VII, SCENE II, CONTINUED

Maid: My goodness, that's quite a loaf! But how ever shall it fit my oven?

Prince Blueblood: This loaf isn't ready for baking, my sweet. It has yet to rise.

Maid: If only we could hurry that along. How would I accomplish such a task?

Prince Blueblood: Oh, my foolish little pony maid, you must use your hands.

Maid: You wish me to kneed [sic] the loaf? Here?

Prince Blueblood: Of course.

Maid: But what if the mistress catches me? Your loaf was meant to satisfy her appetite.

Prince Blueblood: Don't fret, my delicate flower. I'll satisfy the mistress's cravings later.

Maid: Very well, but I'm afraid my oven isn't hot enough. It could take hours!

Prince Blueblood: Plenty of time, my sweet. Plenty of time.

END OF ACT VII, SCENE II