The Portal to Equestriaby Pikafrogbro
Chapters
- I REALLY hope this isn't a dream...
- Chapter 2
- Chapter 3
- Chapter 4
- Chapter 5
- Dashies back!
- Of Dates, Concerts, and Presents
- OMGWTFBBQ
I REALLY hope this isn't a dream...
Hello, my name is Drew and I have done the unthinkable, I have created a one way portal to equestria. Well, at least I think I have. I am actually unsure if it works because I have not tested it yet. Well you can't really blame me for not testing it though because it is a one way portal. I have made it so once something goes through it, then it starts a count down for 15 seconds. After those 15 seconds are up, then the portal desinigrates so it will leave behind no evidence that it was ever there. I start pack my things and stand in front of the portal. I look behind me and whisper "good bye earth, forever." Then I step into the portal, leaving the earth desolate and lifeless. The portal started desinigrating and before long it was gone. Then for some reason or another the world actually started to end. But, I didn't know about that yet, so let's not get to ahead of ourselves here.
I ended up in what I could only assume was ponyville.
"YES, IT WORKED!!!" I yelled.
"Get out of here you monster!" I heard somepony say.
"What the-" I started to say.
Then I slipped into darkness.
"Oh my god what happened?" I said groggily.
"Where am I- wait a minute am I tied to a chair?" I looked down and sure enough I was tied to a chair with a rope.
"Oh, your awake" I head somepony say as I look up.
"Hey, your Twilight Sparkle!"
"How do you know my name?"
"Your on a T.V. Show!"
"WHAT!"
"Yea back on earth-" I started.
"Wait Earth?" Twilight cut in. "But that's just a made up place from a T.V. Show..."
Then it hit me, nopony probably knows that earth is a real place. Earth is probably thought of as a made up place here, just like Equestria is a made up place back on earth.
Before I got to start explaining my theory, I saw Twilights face light up like she had just figured something out.
"So your a human then!" Twilight said.
"Yep"
"Hey girls, it's okay to come out now!" Twilight yelled.
"Oh, this will be fun" I thought to myself.
Up next, Drew will meet the other main ponies!
Before you ask, yes my name is Drew, and yes this is a self insert.
Finally, please comment and tell me how I did on my first chapter of my first fanfic and if I should continue writing this story!
Also, I am up for suggestions with what to happens in the story!
Chapter 2
I saw 3 figures step out of the darkness and before they could even introduce them selves, I let out a fan boyish squee. (well at least as close to a squee as a guy can get)
"Hi Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, and- wait where is Rainbow Dash?" I said.
"Well, if ya' would a' let us speak instead a' doin' that weird happy yellin' thing, we woulda' told ya' by now!" Applejack said sounding annoyed.
"Sorry..."
"Himisterhowareyoudoing,mynameispinkiepie,ilikepartiesandcakeand-" Pinkie started
"PINKIE!" Twilight yelled.
"What?"
"Look where your hooves are..."
"What... omygoshimsorryimsorryimsorryimsorry." Pinkie said as she backed away from me.
When Pinkie had started talking she put her front hooves up on my lap, well one of them ended up on my lap at least. The other one had landed on my groin. Needless to say it hurt like HELL!
"Hi, I'm Fluttershy." Fluttershy said quietly.
"Hi, I'm Drew, nice to meet you Fluttershy!"
"Nice to meet you too, Drew." Fluttershy said as she stepped back.
"Can you tell me where Rainbow Dash is Twilight?" I said
"Sure, she is back at my house, going through your bag to make sure it doesn't have anything dangrous in it."
"Oh, crap, that's not good"
"Why not" Twilight said as she eyed me suspiciously.
"I have something's in there that people are not supposed to see-" I started
"Ah ha! I knew he was a threat!" Applejack said as she pointed her hoof at me accusingly.
"- like my Teddy bear" I finished.
"Well so much for a threat!" Applejack said with a huff.
"Can you untie me now?"
"Fine"
Next up, Drew goes to Twilight's house!
Chapter 3
"Alright I'm going to go to your house now." I said.
"We're gonna follow you, to make sure you dont try any funny business." Twilight said.
"Kay"
5 minutes later...
"Finally!" I said as I opened the door to Twilights house.
"Your Drew I presume?" Rainbow said.
"Yep!"
"Hey, I have never seen any of this stuff before, so could you tell us what this stuff is and what it's purpose is?"
"Sure, I'd be happy to!"
"But before you do..." Twilight said as, what I assume was a magic spell, hit me.
"What did you do?" I asked.
"I casted an honesty spell on you, it will force you to tell the truth."
"Oh, ok"
All of the ponies laid down in a circle, rainbow laying next to my bag, and me sitting at the head of the circle.
"Alright lets start with this." Rainbow said as she pulled out A Teddy bear.
"Well it's a stuffed animal" I said.
"Well, duh." Rainbow said.
"It's purpose is to keep me company when I feel alone."
"Ok, next item." She pulled out a blue 3ds.
"That is a 3ds, it is a handheld gaming console, you can play games on it."
"Huh?" said.
"Here let me show you." I said as I pulled out Sonic Generations.
"Wow, that's really cool!" Rainbow said as a demonstrated the 3ds.
A few Items later...
"Okay, last item." Rainbow said as she picked up a picture of a very young boy with a trake.
"That's my one and only little brother, Harrison-" I started.
"Well that's nice that you have a picture of your brother." Rarity commented.
"my DEAD little brother." I finished .
Everypony had their mouths open in horror.
"How old was he?" Pinkie asked.
"He died when he was only 4 1/2, I was 7 at the time." I answered.
"How?" Twilight asked.
"His heart just gave out from being in the hospital so much."
"Did he have any 'special conditions'?" Applejack asked.
"Yes he had a condition called HPE, well thats just the abriviation, the name of it is Holoprosencephaly." I was crying now.
"Hey it's okay Drew." Fluttershy said as she hugged me.
"Thanks Fluttershy, you don't know how much that means to me."
"Hey Drew" Rainbow said.
"Yea?"
"I'm sorry about bringing that up."
"It's okay rainbow, I still love you." What did I just say?
"W-W-What did you just say?"
"I said I still love you." DAMN THIS HONESTY SPELL!
Wait WHAT!!! I don't know what to think of this, find out what happens next!
Also, I am taking ideas of what to do in the next chapter!
By the way, yes the part about my little brother is true, it really happened
Chapter 4
Everypony just sat there in awe after what I had just said.
"Well if you really feel that way than I guess I have to do this." Twilight said as a magic ball shot out of her horn and hit me.
"What are you doing to me!?!" I yelled as I started to transform.
"If you love Rainbow Dash like you say you do, then your gonna have to at least be her species."
"Oh, well that's true, so what am I gonna be a Pegasus, Earth Pony, or unicorn?"
"I don't know, the spell that I used on you basically reads your personality and chooses what type of pony you will become off of that."
"But, how would that even work?"I asked
Twilight gave a look that could only be translated to 'Are you stupid?'
"Oh, right, it's magic, DERP!"
Soon after a bright light flashed upon the room.
"So, I guess I'm a pony now, right?"
"Yea..."
"Which type am I, an earth pony, a Pegasus, or a unicorn." I asked impatiently.
"Umm, your not any of those..."
"What?"
"Your, uh.."
"Spit it out already!"
"Your an A-A-Alicorn..."
"What chu talkin' bout Willis?"
"An Alicorn is a pony that has both a horn AND wings." Fluttershy explained.
"That's pretty cool."
Everypony was silent for a few minutes, then everypony, except for me, started giggling.
"What's so funny?" I asked quizzically.
"You like Rainbow Dash!" Pinkie said.
"So?"
Everypony stopped giggling IMMEDIATELY after I stopped talking.
"Wait, you were serious when you said that?" Rainbow asked.
"Yep!" I swear to god, I think this honesty spell is just trolling me now.
"Oh, um, look at the time, I've gotta go do that one thing." Rainbow hurriedly said as she started walking out the door.
"Rainbow, wait!"
"Hmm?"
"I'm sorry..."
"For?"
"Telling you that I like you..."
"Well, I would have found out sooner or later."
"Please don't go!"
"I have to... I need to go think about this..." and with that she flew off.
"Hey Twilight, can I stay with you?"
"Sure Drew, I have a guest room upstairs."
"Thanks Twi..." I picked up my bag and went up stairs to my new room.
I got all my stuff situated an sat down on my bed, tears brimming in my eyes.
I heard a knock at my door.
"Come in." I sighed. I didn't want anyone to see me like this, but I didn't want to be rude either.
Fluttershy walked into the room and sat next to me on my bed.
"You can cry if you have to." Fluttershy whispered as she hugged me.
Then I did want any teenage boy that felt rejected, sad, and alone would do.
I put my head on Fluttershy's shoulder and cried.
Please comment and tell me if you liked this chapter and how I did!
Here is the link to what Drew looks like as a pony: Click Here
Chapter 5
"I guess my parents were right...." I said between sobs.
"About what?" Fluttershy asked.
"They always told me that I was a piece of crap and nobody would ever like me."
"..." Fluttershy was speechless.
"No matter what I did, I would always get yelled at for it. If I did something wrong, then they would beat me and tell me that I was a worthless mistake and that nobody would care if I died."
"What did you do, when they would say that to you?" Fluttershy asked.
"I didnt do anything, I would just stand there and take the abuse."
"Why?"
"Because I knew that if I ever tried to fight back, then I would just get beaten even more."
"....."
"Soon, I started slipping into depression and started to believe what my parents told me and before they knew what was going on, I had already tried to kill myself..."
"Drew, your parents were wrong."
"They were?"
"Yea."
Silence filled the room for a few moments, then I decided to speak up.
"Fluttershy, what should I do about Rainbow Dash?"
"You need to let her think for a bit."
"Do you think I could go talk to her tomorrow?"
"I'm sure she would be okay with that." Fluttershy said as she started to pat me on the back.
I started to cry again.
"Do you think you could stay with me tonight?" I asked Fluttershy
Fluttershy blushed and gave me an appalled look.
"No not like that!" I quickly said. "You have just been so nice to me and I don't really feel safe around myself right now..."
"Sure I will stay with you tonight."
"Thanks Fluttershy...."
We both got into bed and hugged each other.
"Good night Fluttershy."
"Good night Drew."
With that we both fell asleep in each others arms.
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I woke up about 2 hours later and the first thing I saw was Fluttershy. She had actually stayed with me!
"Thank you Fluttershy, you don't know how much this means to me..."
I felt a tap on my shoulder.
"What the hell." I mumbled as I turned around.
I turned around to see the rest of the main 6, excluding Rainbow Dash, standing at the side of the bed.
"Oh hey guys. What's up?" I asked
They all just stood there with there eyes darting back between Fluttershy and I.
"You think we had 'relations' don't you."
They all just shook their heads yes.
"You guys don't even know how wrong you are."
"Well how else can ya' sleep with somepony?" Applejack asked smuggly.
"Like this!" I rolled back over, put my arms around Fluttershy, snuggled up close to her, let out a big sigh, and then I promptly fell asleep.
"Well, ah' guess that answers that question." Applejack mused.
"Why did Fluttershy sleep with Drew in the first place?" Rarity pondered out loud.
"I heard the whole thing from last night, I'll tell you girls about it over a nice cup of tea." Twilight said.
With that they left the two "Cuddle Buddies" to sleep in peace.
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I woke up again about 5 hours later and decided that it was time for me to get up. Ha, it's funny, I slept for 7 hours on my first night here in ponyville, that's equivilant to how much sleep I would get in a week back on earth. I was about to walk out my bedroom door then I realized that I should probably wake Fluttershy up. I went over to her side of the bed and sat down.
"Fluttershy, it's time to get up." I whispered as I shook her gently.
"Wha?" Fluttershy said groggily.
"It's 11 am, and since you have animals at your house, I thought you might want to get back..."
"Oh, ok, I'll get going..."
"Wait, I don't WANT you to go I just didnt know if you had to tend to the animals or not." I said quickly. I looked into her eyes silently pleading with her to stay.
"I guess Angel can take care of the animals today." Fluttershy said.
"So your going to spend the day with me today?" I asked, hoping that her last statement meant that she would.
"Yep!"
"Cool!"
We both got ready for the day ahead of us, and then we headed downstairs to grab a bite to eat.
"Good morning Fluttershy, Good morning Drew." Twilight said.
"Good morning Twilight." we both said in perfect enough harmony that it would match even the Cutie Mark Crusaders.
"Hey Twilight, do you see those bricks over there?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"Can you attach them to my hooves?"
"Why?" She asked as she gave me the best WTF face I had seen in a while.
"Well, I'm not as fast as I want to be..."
"What does that have to do with my attaching bricks to your hooves?"
"Well, if I can learn to run moderatly fast while being weighted down then wouldn't I be even faster without that weight?" I inquired.
"That... actually makes sense." Twilight said as she face-hooved.
"Let's eat first though." Fluttershy said.
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"There you go!" Twilight said as she finished attaching the bricks to my legs.
"Cool! Thanks Twilight!"
"No Problem Drew!"
Then I decided to try and take a step foreword.
That was a big mistake.
I fell flat on my face.
"Oh god, are you okay Drew?" Fluttershy asked, she sounded genuinely worried.
"Yeah I'm fine. Hey Twilight take off the bricks please."
"Will do!" Twilight exclaimed.
Needless to say, I never tried to do that again.
Dashies back!
"Oh, I forgot I have something that I have to do today." Fluttershy said.
"I thought we were going to spend the day together..." I said while slouching my shoulders.
"I'm sure its something important" Twiliht chimed in.
"Ok, well see you later Fluttershy."
"See yea later Drew!"
I sat back down at Twilights table and took a sip of my coffee. All was quiet for a few minutes until Twilight decided to break the slience.
"Drew can I ask you a question?"
"Sure, go ahead." I answered as I set my coffee mug back down onto the table.
"Why do you like Rainbow Dash?"
"Ummm, I think I would rather talk to Pinkie and Spike about that..."
"What? Why?" Twilight asked in disbelief.
"Well, Pinkie seems like the type that would cheer me up, and Spike because he's a guy."
"What does Spike being a guy have to do with anything?"
Spike and I looked at each other, looked at Twilight, looked back at each other, and then promptly started laughing our asses off.
"Oh Celestia, that's was just too hilarious!" Spike said between laughs.
"Yeah, I'll say!" I said as I laughed next to him.
Twilight just glared at us.
"Uh Spike, I think she was serious." I whispered.
"Oh crap, your right." Spike whispered back.
"Will you answer my question already!" Twilight spat, obviously annoyed.
"Think of it this way. If you wanted to figure out how to ask a guy out then who would you ask for help, a guy, or a girl?"
"Well a girl of corse, I mean..." Twilight started. "Oh, I see your point."
"That's good, now Spike and I are going to Pinkies."
"Wait, Why?" Twilight said, obviously confused.
"We both knew that you were going to make us go anyway, so were gonna go now!" Spike explained.
"Oh, ok..."
At Pinkies House
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"So, why DO you like Rainbow Dash?" Pinkie asked.
I glanced over at Spike. He looked at me and nodded.
"Well, she is just so beautiful in every way imaginable. Her personality is just awesome. She is very talented and in my opinion a better flyer than the Wonderbolts could ever dream to be. Her body is beyond perfection. I also just get lost in those eyes..." I said
"Is that what you really think?"
It scared the crap out of me, so I turned around and then fell back on my butt.
The figure stepped out of the shadows.
"R-Ra-Rainbow Dash!?!"
"Is that what you really think of me Drew?"
"Y-Yes..."
Rainbow sat next to me and smiled.
I contemplated asking her, but didnt know if I should.
I looked at Spike again and he gave me a look that said "Now's your chance, ask her while you can!"
Thank god I listened to him.
"R-Rainbow, Can I ask you a question?"
"Sure"
"W-Will you g-go out with m-me?"
"Yes"
Then she did what I never thought was ever going to happen.
She kissed me, not a full blown make out session, but still on the muzzle none the less.
My wings immediately snapped upwards and Rainbow blushed.
"Why are you blushing?" I asked worriedly "Did I do something wrong?"
"No, it's just that your wings are up..."
"So?"
Spike walked over to me.
"Wings snapping upward from the resting postion is the male pegisus version of a boner." Spike whispered in my ear.
"So? I'm not a pegisus, I'm an Alicorn."
"I'm assuming it still means the same thing."
I immediately blushed and tried to push my wings down, but to no avail.
"Sorry, you probably think I'm a gross pervert now." I said as I slouched my shoulders.
"Its okay Drew, it's a natural thing that you can't control." Rainbow said as she shrugged.
We both got up and walked out of Sugarcube Corner.
We saw The rest of the mane six standing outside.
"Awww, that's so cute!" Pinkey exclaimed.
"I told you he really liked you." Fluttershy said to Rainbow.
"Good job sugarcube!" Applejack said as she hit me on the back.
"This was a good day." I told myself as I got into bed.
I fell asleep as soon as my head hit the pillow.
I need ideas for Drew and Rainbow's Date, please comment, tell me if you have any ideas for the date, and how I did on this chapter!
Of Dates, Concerts, and Presents
I woke up the next morning feeling pretty good.
I got up and took my shower, also making sure to wash my wings.
When I finnished taking my shower I headed twords the door and heard muffled singing.
I opened the door and heard it more clearly.
"I guess Twiliht found it." I sighed.
She found their T.V. show.
Yep, you guessed it, she was watching My Little Pony: Friendship is magic.
I walked down the stairs and into the living room and saw the main 6 sitting on the couch.
They were watching the episode where every one of the main 6 got their cutie marks.
"Hey guys what's up?" I said.
"Oh, I didn't hear you getting up." Twilight said as she turned her head to look at me.
"Are you ready for our date today?" Rainbow asked as she appeared behind me with a cup of Orange Juice.
"oh CRAP, I haven't bought her anything yet!" I thought to myself.
"Yeah, just give me about an hour to get things ready." I said nervously.
I walked out the door and started to panic.
"Yo Drew, it's dangerous to go alone, take this." Spike said as he held out a decent wad of cash.
"Thank you so much!" I said as I took the money.
"It's nothing, anything for a fellow Broney."
"Don't over think this Spike, but I love you man!"
"...." Spike just gave me a WTF face.
"No Homo" I said quickley.
"Thank Celestia" Spike sighed as he wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead.
In Town...
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"Now, where to get stuff for her..." I thought aloud.
I wondered around town a bit and before long I found the perfect place.
"AH HA, Perfect!" I exclaimed.
I started running to the store and before long I was at the front door.
The sign atop the door said "Toys and Plushies for all!"
I walked inside the front door and was quickly amazed.
"Wow..."
From the outside, the place looked like it would be a little ol' quaint store, but on the inside it looked as big as a super walmart!
I wondered around for a while, then I found it.
The WonderBolts isle.
It was surprisingly the smallest isle in the store, but that didn't make it any easier to choose what to buy. So, I just bought one of everything.
I walked up to the cash register and the cashier just looked at me with wide eyes.
"How much for all of this?" I asked nonchalantly.
"250 bits"
"Sweet!" I exclaimed as I payed the cashier.
"Now, what should I do for our date....." I pondered.
"I know! I'll take her on picnic and then take her to a concert!" I accidentally yelled.
I ran back to Twilights and found the mane 6 huddled around Rainbow.
"Hey guys, what are you guys doing?" I asked as I quickly packed up my picnic basket.
"We're watchin' Rainbow play this fancy game thingy you brought with ya'." Applejack explained.
"MOTHER BUCKING SPIKES!" Rainbow Screamed.
Yep, she was playing Sonic the Hedgehog.
"Hey Rainbow are you ready for our date?" I asked
"Yep!"
"Alright let's go!"
"So, what are we doing today? Are we going to race? Are we going to see the Wonderbolts?" Rainbow asked exitedly.
"Nope, we are going to go on a picnic, go to a concert, and then something else secret." I replied.
"Oh we are here!" I said ecstatically.
I set everything up and we both ate in silence.
I packed everything up and we started walking to the concert.
"I'm sorry Rainbow, I know you don't like the idea of sitting still for a bit, but I'm gonna prove you wrong!"
Soon we arrived at the concert and we both sat down.
"Hey, I have to go to the bathroom, I'll be right back." I said to Rainbow.
I got up and quickly slipped backstage.
"Ya' ready partner?" Applejack asked.
"Yep."
"Alright here goes nothing." Applejack said as she quietly walked out onto stage.
"Howdy Everypony!" She said into the mike. "Are yall ready for some music?!?"
"Yeah!!!!" Everypony yelled.
"Alright, well here is the musician himself, Drew Stauft!" She yelled as I walked out onto stage.
"The first song I am going to sing tonight is named 'What Is Love'." I said.
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Oh, baby don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Yeah
Oh, I don't know why you're not there
I give you my love, but you don't care
So what is right and what is wrong
Gimme a sign
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Oh, I don't know, what can I do
What else can I say, it's up to you
I know we're one, just me and you
I can't go on
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
Whoa whoa whoa, oooh oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love, oooh, oooh, oooh
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
Don't hurt me
Don't hurt me
I want no other, no other lover
This is your life, our time
When we are together, I need you forever
Is it love
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more
What is love
Oh baby, don't hurt me
Don't hurt me no more (oooh, oooh)
What is love?
As I finished the song, everypony was cheering. I sang a couple more songs and I finally only had one more left.
"Alright everypony, this is my last song for tonight and I made it especially for Rainbow Dash! This song doesn't have any lyrics, instead it only has guitar, drums and an electric beat! The only reason I did this is because I know Rainbow likes awesome things, so I decided to cut the crap and focus on the instruments to make it as awesome as I could manage. Anyways, are you ponies ready? Then let's do this!" I yelled.
I picked up my guitar, levitated my drumsticks above the drums with my magic, then pressed play on my iPod. (The only reason I used m iPod for this at all is because I didn't know how to replicate the electronic sounds.)
Then I started to ROCK!
{Click here to hear the song that Drew made.}
As I started to play everybody was silent, so I continued hoping people somepony would start to like it.
Luckily somepony yelled out "Yea, go Drew!"
So, I continued playing, harder and faster then I had ever played, and before long, more and more ponies started to cheer my name as I played. As I finished, everypony in the crowd was shouting my name and clapping their hooves together, even the ever so silent Big Mac joined in on the whole ordeal.
Suddenly, I heard Galloping hooves and no long after I heard Rainbow say "That was AWESOME!!!"
"Aww, thanks." I said as I blushed.
"Not to sound impatient, but is my last suprise?" Rainbow asked.
"Follow me." I responded.
We flew to Rainbow's house and shortly after she asked "So, where is it?"
I pointed to a large amount of Wonderbolts toys and Plushies. "There."
"W-What, All of that for m-me?" she stuttered.
"Yep." I answered matter of factly.
"ThankYouThankYouThankYou!!!" Rainbow yelled as she hugged me.
"Anything for you Dashie..." I said.
"Dashie... I like that nickname!" Rainbow exclaimed.
"I should get going, it's getting dark out." I said while looking at the Night sky.
"You could stay here for the night." Rainbow said quickly.
"Where would I sleep?" I asked curiously.
"Next to me in my bed."
"Kay"
After we both got in bed, I turned off the lights.
"Night Dashie, I love you."
"Night Drew, I l-l-love you too."
We both snuggled with each other.
"Best day ever..." I whispered to myself as I drifted off into sleep.
What do you guys think I should have happen next?
OMGWTFBBQ
I got up out of Rainbows bed and groaned. I didn't know why I had a headache, but I just ignored it.
I walked downstairs to the kitchen and sat down at the table.
"Morning Drew, how did you sleep last night." Rainbow asked as she walked into the room.
"Very well actually, I don't know why though..." I trailed off. " Anyway, how did you sleep?"
"Not so well, I couldn't sleep."
"What do you mean?" I asked.
"Well I was sweating, my head was pounding, and my heart was racing."
"Well, that's a weird amount of symptoms..." I stated, completely oblivious to the obvious.
"By the way you were awesome last night." Rainbow whispered in my ear.
"Oh god, oh god, oh god..." I kept repeating in my head over and over again.
"Oh wait, I'm not a human anymore, I'm a pony" I suddenly remembered.
"Since I'm a pony, I don't give a flying BUCK!" I thought to myself.
"Want some waffles?" Rainbow asked.
"Sure!" I said with a smile.
DING DONG
The doorbell rang.
"I'll get it Dashie!" I said as I walked to the front door.
To my supprise, the rest of the main 6, spike, and princess Luna were standing at the doorway.
"I HAVE COME TO SEE THE HUUUUUMAN!" Princess Luna said in her royal canterlot voice.
"This is him, I was transformed into an Alicorn by twilight because I love Rainbow Dash." I said nonchelontly. "Also, yes you may come inside."
"How Da Faq." Luna thought.
"Magic." I said as I walked inside.
The 7 beings walked behind me as I escorted then into the living room.
"Hey Drew, your waffles are done." Rainbow said in a sing-song voice as she walked into the the room.
"Oh hi guys." Rainbow said in a cheery voice as she sat down next to me.
"Hey Rainbow..." Fluttershy said.
"Why are you in such a happy mood Rainbow, you've never been a morning person." Applejack asked.
"Rainbow just turned and looked at me, then turned at looked back at applejack.
Of corse, Applejack was oblivious to the obvious just like I was.
Apparently Spike was a completely different story.
Spike looked at me, then at Rainbow, then back at me.
His eyes then widened with realization.
Spike got up and walked over to me.
"Awwwwwww Yea, get some Drew!" Spike said as we both brohoofed.
Everypony blushed, well except for me that is.
"So Drew, tell me about yourself." Luna said.
So I told her my story.
After I finished Luna just sat there deepin thought.
A few miutes later Luna suddenly got up and said "It seems that you are a calm, well hearted pony. That's why I have decided to bring your brother back, as a pony of corse."
Before I got to say anything a bright light flashed and covered the room.
"Ow..." I heard a voice say.
"Hello?" I said.
"Who's there?" The voice said sounding scared.
The bright light vanished and a pony stood in the middle of the room.
"Harrison?" I said a little scared that it wasn't him.
I guess he recognized my voice because the look of fear on his face was immediately replace by a look of happiness.
"Drew?"
Mwahahahaha, cliffhanger!
As always, I am open for ideas for the next chapter!
Also, can you spot the Invader Zim reference? Comment and tell me if you did!
Btw, this is what Harrison looks like as a pony.