A/N: Don’t be mad at my country accent, I suck at it also  ,read this story it’s legit

    Fragment walked up to his house about to open the door, his hand inches away from the knob.  

    But then, it suddenly burst open and a bright pink pony pulls him in and yells, “Surprise! Welcome to Ponyville Frag… ment where did you go?” Pinkie said, looking around.

    “Hey! Don’t surprise me like that! I almost turned you to stone shit,”  he said from walking out behind a house several feet away with a turquoise ball of energy in his hoof that dissipated as he got closer.

    “Wow, that was fast! Haha, sorry about that, but it wouldn’t be a surprise party without the surprise! By the way, my name’s Pinkie Pie.”

    “Ok, hi Pinkie. I just have one question. Ok, two. The first one, how did you get in my house and how in the ever-loving fuck did you hide the presence of at least 20 people?  That shouldn’t be possible, what’s…” he was cut short by somepony putting their hoof on his shoulder. He looked over and saw Rainbow shaking her head no. “…but but but ☹.”

    “Just leave it dude, nopony understands Pinkie. Just…” she sighed, “leave it.”

     “Fine. I would say I need a drink, but there would be no point. Can’t get drunk anyway.”

    “What are you talking about? Are you kidding? Why not?”

    “I wish to put as much alcohol in front of me. I will drink it and not feel a thing.” He then smiled devilishly. “Want to try me”?

    “Heck ya! I am going to stuff you so full of booze that you will explode several times. It will be awesome!”

    “Ok, first a hard cider.”

    Fragment picked up the cider and chugged it easily. “What else you got? It tasted good, but not much alcohol. So bring the next one”

    “Alright beer next here.”  Just then, everypony else started to get interested.

     “RD, what’s happenin’? Drinkin contest or sumn?” asked Applejack curiously.

    “No, he said he can’t get drunk so we are testing that out.”  

    “That seems like a bunch of shit,” said a wasted Twilight.  “I mean that’s silly. What kind of shitty curse is that?”

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    “Hahaha actually, I used to be a drunk. I was trying to get rid of the visions by drinking myself to sleep.  My friend didn’t get it and thought they were helping me and so they made it so that I couldn’t get wasted anymore.”  He seemed to be lost in thought.

    “What where the visions about?”

    They were about all the times I have either died or spit in death’s face.  Well dying and nearly dying tends to do a number on your mind and… well after a few centuries of visions I couldn’t take it. My mind broke in two and the rest is history.  Enough of this sad stuff y’all are supposed to be trying to get me drunk. Bring me the strongest thing you got and I will chug it,” he said, trying to lighten up the mood.

    That seemed to snap them out of their funk. They looked at each other for a second then nodded.

    “Umm… I don’t like that look you’re giving each other. What’s this drink made of and… you know what? Don’t care, bring to me so I can more than likely scream in pain and cry on the floor.”

     Pinkie looked at Fragment, her smile stretching past its normally monstrous proportions. “Okie dokie lokie.”  She started to back away toward the bar with the smile plastered to her face.

    Fragment looked around and noticed that everypony was smiling crazily.  “Umm y’all are kind of scaring me. What is this monster drink?”        

    “It’s this,” Pinkie said, placing a bottle in front of him.  It was in a lime green bottle and it contained the darkest liquid he had ever laid eyes on. He took one whiff and his nose hairs cried out in pain and fell out. He swallowed and opened the bottle and made to pour it in a cup, but was stopped by Pinkie. “No, you can’t do that, the cup would melt. You have to drink it straight from the bottle. And you said you would drink it all, so bottoms up.”

     “But this seems like it will kill me. What’s it called?”

        “It’s called Pinkie Pie’s Insanity. Now drink it I say! All of it.” She then stuffed it in Fragment’s mouth making him drink. He started kicking, trying to stop her but she didn’t even blink until it had all gone down his throat.  She then noticed he wasn’t moving at all. “Are you ok?” she asks.

     Fragment had started shaking  “Aaaaaahhhhh holy shit my mouth is melting!! I need fire to put out this burning! Somepony tear my fucking mouth off!!! Shiiiiiit!”  Blood started leaking from his eyes and mouth.  “No! Not now, I don’t have time for this!”

    “Hold on there partner, you’s ain’t lookin so good ther.”

     “Sorry I… well me and Ragnarok used too much magic and I am still kind of damaged from being stepped on by a Hydra, that wasn’t fun. It’s coming back on me, I just need to get some rest and I will be fine, don’t worry.”

    “Ok then, if you say so. Come on Twilight, let’s get you home,” Rarity said, helping the lavender mare make her way home.

    “Ok bye! Thanks for coming. Sorry I had to cut it short, maybe we can do this again when I’m not being punished for using so much energy.” Fragment wiped some of the blood out of his eyes and yawned.  As soon as he saw everyone had left, he ran to the bathroom and vomited the mixture up and collapsed on the ground in pain. “Alright now, I need to get to the castle fast before my body tears itself apart.” He started doing calculations in his head. “Ok, so if I run full tilt to Canterlot, it will take me… about 45 minutes and I don’t have that much time. Ok then, I will just have to use that, I am going to break a few things, but oh well, I don’t exactly have the time. So let’s do this.”  Fragment closed his eyes, breathing slowly at first. It then started to speed up and suddenly veins started to show. His breath quickened more and even more veins started popping out. He opened his eyes. They were completely black. He took a step and was gone, a loud crack was heard and then another as the wall exploded outward. Fragment was off his speed, letting him easily do a calamity burst, but instead of making a ring like a normal Rainboom, it covered him in its light, making him look like a turquoise and black comet speeding down the road. Suddenly, another loud crack was heard. Fragment went even faster, disappearing, going too fast for mortal vision. He ran at that speed for nine minutes before stopping in the throne room where several explosions where suddenly heard, starling the three Alicorns in the room.  Fragment looked in confusion at the third Alicorn.  “Who are-.“

    He was cut off when the third Alicorn sprang into action by suddenly summoning a scythe and charged.

    “Naga, wait! Calm down, he is not an enemy!”  Luna yelled out trying to stop him.

    But Naga was too into the battle to hear her.  He swung his weapon at Fragment.

    Fragment watched the swing in what seemed to him like slow motion. “I don’t have time for this.” He slammed his front hooves together, creating a flash of light, which dissipated after a few seconds, revealing Fragment wearing a necklace with what appeared to be locks on it.  He  reached up and grabbed one, pulling it off with a click.  The lock glowed and morphed into a violin, which he quickly started playing. His hooves were a blur on the strings.

    “What’s happening? I feel so tired suddenly. What are you doing to me, what’s with that violin?”  Naga asked stumbling a bit.

    “This is one of my best weapons. It’s called the Myriad of Malice and whatever song I play has its own effects. Now sleep, we may speak more later.” He looked around, seeing everything in the room had fallen asleep.  “Alright let’s get that bag.”  Fragment trotted over to Celestia, picking her up and bringing her over to the door that housed the Elements of Harmony. Sticking her horn in the slot, making the door slide open, he set Celestia down gently and walked in. He walked around the Elements, going to the back wall. He put his hoof on a specific spot on the wall and pressed. The panel slid up to reveal a slot made for a blade.  Fragment got the violin and touched it to his necklace. It flashed and the violin was gone, and in its place the lock was back.  He grabbed another lock, which turned into a pure white sword, its guard looked like the head of a phoenix with the blade coming out of his mouth. The blade itself had a soft violet aura surrounding it.  He stuck the blade into the slot and twisted. There was suddenly a grating sound and the wall started to split apart, revealing a solid ebony chest to which Fragment proceeded to walk up to and open, revealing several bags.  Fragment picked one up and opened it, revealing that it was filled to the brim with glowing red marble-like objects.  “Nope,” he said before dropping it back into the chest and grabbing another. He looked inside, revealing it to be filled with black marbles. “Yes one of these.” He continued to look through the bags until he found yellow ones.  He lifted both of them to his mouth, but stopped suddenly when he started violently coughing. His body shaking uncontrollably, his eyes changed back to their semi-normal color, and the veins on his legs went away and blood seeped from several places on his body. Bones jutting from one of his back legs and three of his ribs were also showing. “Damn that blood limit breaker is brutal on my body. Now where are those vigor’s?” He looked around until he spotted where they had fallen. He slowly and agonizingly dragged his body over to them until he was close enough, then used his tongue to pop them into his mouth, biting into them.  His body was covered with a warm black and yellow flame.  He grunted in pain as his bones fixed themselves, knitting themselves back together, his eyes then stopped bleeding. He could feel enough of his magic coming back to stop his body from deteriorating.  He could also feel the damage the deterioration had caused being reversed.  Fragment sat there until his body was healed enough for him to walk. He started moving back toward the throne room, closing the doors behind him and pulling out his sword and switching it for the violin once again. He walked over to Naga and put him in a restraining lock so he wouldn’t attack again. He then started to play, everypony started to shift and move waking from their magically-induced slumbers.

    Luna spoke first. “Why where we asleep? What happened?” she asked groggily. She looked around, her eyes widening when she spotted her uncle restraining her son; She got up and raced over to them.

    “So who is this kid Lulu? I like him, he’s a fighter. Not much of a wrestler though.”  Fragment said nonchalantly.

    “That is my son and I would appreciate it if you would get off of him.”

    Fragment chuckled a bit before saying,  “Alright as long as he doesn’t attack me again.” He then released Naga and took a few steps back.

    Naga glared for a second before he turned to Luna and asked, “Mom, who is this guy?”

    “Why don’t you ask him yourself? The answer may surprise you.”

    “So what are you to me?”  he asked.

    “I am… you are my grand-nephew. Just call me Uncle Frag or Uncle or Frag. You know, whatever floats your boat. Hmm… ya know what? We should hang out? And why does it feel like somepony is trying to burn a hole in me with their eyes?” Fragment turned around to the glare of Celestia.

    “Uncle Fragment, how did you get off the moon?”

    Fragment smiled nervously. “He um… I thought we covered this like I said before. Fuck you, I do what I want! Okthanksbye nice to see you again Lulu! Come on Naga, let’s hang out, we will go for pizza.” Fragment proceeded to pick him up and threw him out the window before jumping out himself.              

      Naga flew over to Fragment. “You escaped the moon? How?”

     “He…. I will tell you over pizza. Let’s go.”

    Naga just nodded and they both flew off to spend time together.

A/N:  

This is what Naga looks like. I didn't put it in the chapter, so here