A/N:  I might not have mentioned this last chapter, but I have to thank 2K Chrome for fixing my story and also, I decided to scrap that bot idea, so don’t worry about it. And I thinks that all sooooo…. onto the story.

    “What the hell hit me? Whatever… where are those Pegasi? I still have to kill them! Wait, more importantly, I have to end this fast! I’m starting to run low on energy. I can only summon like 6 blades now.”

    “Over here dumbass! Ready to get your ass kicked some more or are you going to give up and come quietly?”  Rendan asks with one of his eyebrows in the air.

    “Ha, give up? No way! All I have to say is come at me bro!”  Ragnarok yelled, throwing his front legs wide and he stood on his back.

    Suddenly, a lightning bolt came streaking down from a cloud at Ragnarok.  He looks up at it, smiles, then throws the sword with the chain at the lightning and as soon as they collided, it raced straight up to where the bolt had originated. Then, the chain suddenly went taut.  He heard a shout from above the clouds.

    “Ha! I knew your ass was there, just had to wait,”  he said triumphantly as he pulled the chain trying to pull Dark down.

     “Hey! Let me go you stupid mother fucker!” Dark says as he flapped his wings harder, trying to get the barbed chain out of his skin.

    “But I just want to kill you as brutally as…” he didn’t finish his sentence because while he was concentrating on Dark, Rendan slammed into him.

    Ragnarok bucks Rendan in the chest sending him flying off a little ways.  He quickly charges forward, trying to impale Ragnarok on his blade, but missed as he flew with him materializing a few blades of his own.  He then deflects the several ninja stars that suddenly fly his way from Oswald, trying to get another sneak attack on him but failing as he was sensed by Ragnarok. He  blocked a strike from Leafin who had become visible trying to cut him with his blade, but only succeeding in shocking him a bit. Ragnarok had his eyes closed as he sensed them instead of using his sight as to not be snuck up on. To anypony watching this, it looked like there were several multicolored lights spinning and flying, sometimes being seen for a split second before disappearing again in a colored blur straight toward Canterlot castle, then straight through the castle.

    Celestia was sitting on her throne when there was suddenly a huge explosion. “What the hell was that!?”  Celestia exclaims, looking around for where the noise was coming from.

    Suddenly, she sees Ragnarok come crashing through a wall, shouting something about shoving a horn somewhere inappropriate before shooting a wave of water back through the hole, another explosion ensuing. There were several more crashes and explosions before Dark came flying through, making a new hole in the opposite wall. He got back up and threw several shock grenades through the holes. There was the sound of a bat hitting some of the grenades, which came sailing back into the room, and suddenly a bat came sailing through the hole soon after with the grenade still attached, blowing the floor completely to smithereens

    “Shit that was close! I almost got exploded… no me gusta,”  he said before he came flying into the room, much to Celestia’s surprise.

    “Uncle Ragnarok, what are you doing here? Why did Fragment change what happened?”

    “Um… I’m not sure there was something about being chased by mares and the-” POW! He was suddenly cut off when Oswald hit him, sending him flying.  “Ouch! Son of a bitch that’s it! Cuddles, go!”  As soon as he finished talking his shadow seemed to come to life taking the form of a very large dog.  “Felix combina formita attrezzatura, and Felix, we have got to change your name. The one you have now sucks.”  The phoenix seemed to roll its eyes before he transformed in a flash of light.  He had equipped himself to Cuddles covering him from head to toe in all white armor that seemed to burn with perpetual white fire.

    “Well shit… that does not look good,”  Rendan said, looking over at the dog.

    Ragnarok walked over to cuddles and took off his collar. “Alright boy restraint release under article three S class in 3 2 1. Go wild buddy,” he said, smiling as he took several steps back.  The hell hound’s body started to contort in odd places, suddenly there were several snapping sounds and sets of bones shot out of his body. The two that shot out of his back ended in sharp blade-like appendages with a black fire burning on their tips and the other set split apart into a pair of skeletal wings which he immediately started flapping.

    “That was disgusting to watch, but at least he can’t fly with those wings.” As soon as Dark said that, the hell hound looked at him, smiled, and the wings burst into black flames, giving him lift.  “Shit I need to shut up sometimes. Alright,” he sighed, “let’s do this.”

   “How about we not?” Celestia said as she covered Ragnarok and Cuddles in her magic.  “No more fighting, you already destroyed my castle. So as punishment, I am going to turn you back into Fragment, because frankly he is less of a dick. So bye.”  Her horn started glowing, it  engulfed Ragnarok in the same glow. He struggled for a few seconds, but was quickly put to sleep.

    His coat changed color from white to black and the red part of his mane turned turquoise once again. He stood up and stretched. “Sup everypony? What’d I miss… and why are you staring?”  Fragment said while looking from pony to pony with no expression on his face.

    “Um ya… so all we had to do is put Ragnarok to sleep and he would have turned into this guy and stopped trying to kill us?” Dark asks, frowning slightly.

    “Ya, that about sums it up,”  Fragment says nodding.

    “So if we just waited, he would have just fallen asleep on his own then?”  Rendan asks in confusion.

    “ Hahaha, oh no he doesn’t have to sleep ever. He would of just caused mayhem until somepony knocked him out.  Then I would have taken back over and all would be well again, except for all the dead people, destroyed buildings, and maybe planet, but that only happened once, so no big deal.  Nopony was seriously hurt, except for a hydra that got eaten, but that’s ok, I was going to kill it anyway. He just saved me the trouble.  And there go the looks again! Why do y’all keep looking at me like that?”

    “Because your ass is crazy take on a hydra are you on moonsugar or something?”  Leafin asked skeptical.

     “Hey, no I’m not! And don’t knock it till you see me in action. Shoot, I bet anyone of y’all could kill one yourselves, y’all certainly have the power. Here, come at me and I will test to see if you have the skills. Come on one at a time,”  he said while making the appropriate hoof gestures.

     “Oh no, there will be no more fighting in my castle. I will have to have nearly the whole thing rebuilt.” She suddenly had an idea.  “Know what? You can fight. Just in front of thousands of ponies in Canterlot to help pay for the damages.”

    “Know what? Fuck you, I do what I want!”  Fragment says standing on his back legs. He was suddenly shrouded in a sun colored aura and poof he was gone.

    “Damn she just sent her own uncle to the moon. That bitch is hardcore,”  Dark blurted out loud then covering his mouth soon after.

    “Alright, so anypony else want to disobey me? Step right up! The moon’s pretty big you know.” She paused, looking intensely at each of the remaining ponies in turn. “No one? Good, then pass these flyers out and get out of here.” They all stared at her in disbelief as she suddenly yelled in her Canterlot voice. “FUCK Y’ALL LOOKIN AT?! GET YOUR ASSES OUT OF HERE BEFORE I CURVE STOMP ALL OF Y’ALL!”

      They all started flying away at full speed.

Luna then slowly made her way into the room. “Um, Tia did you really need to threaten them like that? It’s not like they meant to destroy the entire castle.”

    “I know, but they destroyed my favorite chair. Nopony destroys my chair.”

“She.  Sent.  Me. To.  The. Moon. That’s not cool. When I…” sigh, “Whatever, I just have to get off this rock, then I am going to prank her so hard. But I just have to get off of here. I hope I packed a jet pack or something.  Alright, where did I put that hammer space?”  He glows for a second, then a door appears, which he quickly opens and walks inside. There were several bangs before Fragment exclaims, “I just realized I’m wearing sunglasses. Why didn’t I notice till now? Better take them off for now until I actually need them.  Now, where is that oooohhh portal gun. Yes, this will work. I just need something that I haven’t used in millennia.” He pulled out a custom pipbuck. It had an orange and black tribal pattern to it. He looked at it for a second before strapping it to his wrist and picking up the gun. He then activated the S.A.T.S., cast a spell on his eyes so he could see down to Equestria, locked on, and fired. It streaked toward the earth and struck town hall, freaking out several ponies.  “Got that bitch,” he says happily. He then stuck one to the surface of the moon and jumped in again. Ponies freaked the fuck out as he popped out and yelled, “Now you’re thinking with portals!”  He then walked off whistling like nothing happened.

    Everypony stared at him for the longest time until one pony broke himself from the group and asked the question on everypony’s mind.  “What in the ever-loving, crack-covered, tentacle monster fucking, (it goes on like this for at least 10 minutes, I think he is done. Let’s check) Celestia spinning on Luna’s horn, (Nope, not done. No wait! Yep, he’s done) in the wide world of Equestria just happened?”

     “Wow that was the most colorful cursing I have ever heard. And well, I’m immortal. So that’s saying a lot. And don’t you have portals here?”  He said, while getting rid of the portals and putting away the portal gun.

    “Yes, but how can you do it? You’re a Pegasus.”

    “I am older as fuck, that’s how. And wait, who are you anyways?”

    “Oh ya um… I’m Alvstrom, what do you mean?”

“Wait a sec, got to tell you what he looks like… nope fuck it, here is a pic  go nuts and ponyfic it. I don't know what to say,” Fragment said, seeming to stare into space.

    “Dude, who are you talking to?”

    “Nopony. You will just think I’m crazy if I told you. Well, if you don’t already think so already.”

    “Yep I definitely think that, but anyway, what’s with that device on your leg?”

    Fragments looks down at the device. His eyes turns a dark violet color. “This thing is something that is a reminder that I wish I shouldn’t have to. It’s a reminder that some of the some of the worst things can come out of the best intentions,” Fragment said as he trotted off, seeming to be lost in memory

    Alvstrom looked confused for a second before trotting after him. “What is that supposed to mean?”

    Fragment looked over at him sadly. “Do you really want to know?”

   “Um sure, I would like to, but first can you tell me about why the fuck your eyes change color?”

    “Know what? Fine. I guess I could tell you, just stand still.”  He then lit the (palm?) of his hoof with a small clear flame with a violet outline.

    “Wait, why..? Keep that away from me! I need an adult!”  Alvstrom managed to get out before Fragment pressed the flame into his forehead. It flared up quickly before sinking into his forehead completely.

    “And now the story begins.”

A\N: How will the story of how Fragment got his eyes go? Hmmm I wonder…